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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on March 01, 2011, 01:36:24 AM
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I just woke at 7am and I realised I missed my 3am alarm to drink my protein shake, Im now in a catabolic state, what do I do!!!!
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You won't recover.
Only 13 hours to live.
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Slit your wrists, there's nothing to live for anymore.
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Start an IV with 9% Creatine and 18 mg of a 25/40/35% mixture of Aplodan, Gakic and Hot Stuff cocktail, stat. While that's getting into your system, wake up mahg's mom and get her to fix you a shake with Waxy Maize, which you should drink while watching the last 20 mins of 'A cut above'.
That should stabilize you enough to call an amber lamp and get yourself to the ER, so they can save your life.
Good luck, bro.
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just up the dose on your steroids this week and you will be fine
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I just woke at 7am and I realised I missed my 3am alarm to drink my protein shake, Im now in a catabolic state, what do I do!!!!
You can make up for it very easily.
Before even getting up to prepare a protein shake out of desperation, simply turn over in bed, give your boyfriend a nice blow job, once he starts to cum, make sure you squeeze the shaft from the base-to-the-tip in a milking fashion and swallow every last bit of his cum.
Semen is actually a delayed-release protein and so you will find its benefits to be active around the clock.
Your body will no longer be in a catabolic state.
Problem Solved,
"1"
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Thanks bros, I just made a cell-tech-plasmacore-whteflood suppository and placed it deep in to my rectum for ultra fast absorption, pmed Kamali for a overnight shipment of Plazmosis and ran through the weider principles ensuring to do every one while performing my morning swiss ball lateral raises for ultimate natural GH release.I realised last night I may have missed my anabolic window after my workout so Ive quickly called the Ambulance and asked them to provide an IV of Glutamine and BCAA.I feel the end is near :'( .
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You can still save yourself. It is very simmple. All you have to do is:
GET A LIFE!!!
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Now every time you look in the mirror you ll realise how small you are compared to how you d have looked if you d have had that 3am shake.
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army of one can you tell your mom i cant make it over tonight for dinner. have so business to finish, i be there tomorrow again haha.
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I just woke at 7am and I realised I missed my 3am alarm to drink my protein shake, Im now in a catabolic state, what do I do!!!!
see getbig,this is the shit by getbig is getting so fucking boring.
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see getbig,this is the shit by getbig is getting so fucking boring.
Can you translate that to english for me?
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Can you translate that to english for me?
no
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Ah, thats right, you are a German living in Ireland, you wouldnt be able to ;)
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see getbig,this is the shit by getbig is getting so fucking boring.
??? Do you think you are a good poster and AoO is a shitty poster? ::)
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Too late already. I just hope other aspiring bodybuilders learn from this catastrophe. PIP
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I think Starks first 16,000 posts were just youtube links, has the creativity and humour of a Housefly.
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I just woke at 7am and I realised I missed my 3am alarm to drink my protein shake, Im now in a catabolic state, what do I do!!!!
I hope you have Milos' 3-phase-super-diabetes supplement stack at hand, then you can make yourself a 300g-Sugar shake right away.
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I saw a guy wearing a spandex shirt at the gym tonight with a slogan on the back, "THE POWER COMES FROM WITHIN". Maybe you should try that?
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I saw a guy wearing a spandex shirt at the gym tonight with a slogan on the back, "THE POWER COMES FROM WITHIN". Maybe you should try that?
That's not Fatpanda.
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Eat your mom's ass.....