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There's a guy who lives a 5 blocks away from my house and he goes to the same gym I attend, he insists on walking back home with me (no homo) but the guy is fvcking annoying. He leaves the gym with the same clothes he trains, a sweaty tanktop (he's a twink though), shorts, a big backpack, and a weird type of cooler and he also has ILS. He talks talks talks talks, never close his fvcing mouth, always telling me how great his life is (lol). The most annoying thing is when he calls me "kid" ::).
Seriously, I'm starting to be an @sshole with him, when he talks to me, I roll my eyes like this ::), but the fvcker continues talking ???. I don't want enmities, so I don't want to be very rude and tell him to "fvck off" when he ask me to walk back home.
I can't go to the gym before 6:00pm, and >8:00pm is kinda too late for me, so I always go @ 7:00pm, his same timetable >:(. If I go a little later he waits for me even if I tell him I will be an extra 1/2 hour.
I don't want to go to another gym cause there's a girl flirting with me and she lives next to the gym ;). Besides that's the nearest gym to my house.
Use your wisdom and tell me what should I do without being so rude?
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knock him out and shit in his mouth
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Tell him to fuck off.
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knock him out and shit in his mouth
;D
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I would tell him that people are starting to think you are gay from the gym and since you are not gay then it may be best to cool it with the walks home. Tell him about the skank next door as well and you do not want to fuck it up with her. If he is cool he will understand.
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I would tell him that people are starting to think you are gay from the gym and since you are not gay then it may be best to cool it with the walks home. Tell him about the skank next door as well and you do not want to fuck it up with her. If he is cool he will understand.
;D ;D ;D ;D
I see an "American Beauty" ending here... ;D ;D ;D
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Man up and tell him that your boyfriend is getting jealous
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There's a guy who lives a 5 blocks away from my house and he goes to the same gym I attend, he insists on walking back home with me (no homo) but the guy is fvcking annoying. He leaves the gym with the same clothes he trains, a sweaty tanktop (he's a twink though), shorts, a big backpack, and a weird type of cooler and he also has ILS. He talks talks talks talks, never close his fvcing mouth, always telling me how great his life is (lol). The most annoying thing is when he calls me "kid" ::).
Seriously, I'm starting to be an @sshole with him, when he talks to me, I roll my eyes like this ::), but the fvcker continues talking ???. I don't want enmities, so I don't want to be very rude and tell him to "fvck off" when he ask me to walk back home.
I can't go to the gym before 6:00pm, and >8:00pm is kinda too late for me, so I always go @ 7:00pm, his same timetable >:(. If I go a little later he waits for me even if I tell him I will be an extra 1/2 hour.
I don't want to go to another gym cause there's a girl flirting with me and she lives next to the gym ;). Besides that's the nearest gym to my house.
Use your wisdom and tell me what should I do without being so rude?
start doing cardio, jog home from the gym :D
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I would tell him that people are starting to think you are gay from the gym and since you are not gay then it may be best to cool it with the walks home. Tell him about the skank next door as well and you do not want to fuck it up with her. If he is cool he will understand.
Actually that's a great idea, I think I will use an argument like that :D.
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Put on headphones and do some lame cardio until he leaves the gym.
If that doesn't work, quit being all environmental and start driving.
Christ, what are you thinking walking home anyway? You'll slip into a catabolic state.
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Offer him a BJ, if he's straight he will never talk to you again , if he accepts call him a fag and punch him in the face .
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Offer him a BJ, if he's straight he will never talk to you again , if he accepts call him a fag and punch him in the face .
LMAO :D. I think "lundgrenisgod" would use this kind of tricks ;D
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knock him out and shit in his mouth
LOL!
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There's a guy who lives a 5 blocks away from my house and he goes to the same gym I attend, he insists on walking back home with me (no homo) but the guy is fvcking annoying. He leaves the gym with the same clothes he trains, a sweaty tanktop (he's a twink though), shorts, a big backpack, and a weird type of cooler and he also has ILS. He talks talks talks talks, never close his fvcing mouth, always telling me how great his life is (lol). The most annoying thing is when he calls me "kid" ::).
Seriously, I'm starting to be an @sshole with him, when he talks to me, I roll my eyes like this ::), but the fvcker continues talking ???. I don't want enmities, so I don't want to be very rude and tell him to "fvck off" when he ask me to walk back home.
I can't go to the gym before 6:00pm, and >8:00pm is kinda too late for me, so I always go @ 7:00pm, his same timetable >:(. If I go a little later he waits for me even if I tell him I will be an extra 1/2 hour.
I don't want to go to another gym cause there's a girl flirting with me and she lives next to the gym ;). Besides that's the nearest gym to my house.
Use your wisdom and tell me what should I do without being so rude?
Do what I do: stick the ear buds in, music or not, and don't make eye contact with anyone, unless it's to say excuse me or something like that. You'll be in/out of the gym in 45 mins , and don't have to bother with the fatbodies. Unless, of course, you're setting a trap line with that chick. That's requires a different approach in which eye contact is required.
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Use your wisdom and tell me what should I do without being so rude?
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Lift in the confides of your own house perhaps?
Look, if you've been working out for a few years consistently and only lift at a gym and yet to have bought basic weight sets for your house.........youre a tool.
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Put on headphones and do some lame cardio until he leaves the gym.
If that doesn't work, quit being all environmental and start driving.
Christ, what are you thinking walking home anyway? You'll slip into a catabolic state.
x2. You can use these to tune him out, or otherwise pretend that you can't hear him. If he still does not clue it tune him out completely and pretend you can't hear him with your earbuds on. If he asks tell him you are listening to a book on tape and you have to finish it. Keep using the earbuds as an excuse not to engage him and eventually, he will clue in that you are not his friend and you don't want to talk with him.
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Some solid advices so far 8)
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Lift in the confides of your own house perhaps?
Look, if you've been working out for a few years consistently and only lift at a gym and yet to have bought basic weight sets for your house.........youre a tool.
P.S. - i know dudes who take pride in being a tool.
Hey, if it gets you ass. whatever.
Yes i quoted myself.
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It seems like you allowed it to get to the awkward stage. So its probably going to end bad. Maybe start riding a bicycle to the gym.
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x2. You can use these to tune him out, or otherwise pretend that you can't hear him. If he still does not clue it tune him out completely and pretend you can't hear him with your earbuds on. If he asks tell him you are listening to a book on tape and you have to finish it. Keep using the earbuds as an excuse not to engage him and eventually, he will clue in that you are not his friend and you don't want to talk with him.
LOL, i thought that offering him a blowjob would have been more your line, Bay. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Sleep with his wife/missus. Problem solved.
Don't forget to PTPS here afterwards.
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Shoot his windows out with a 50cal handgun
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Shoot his windows out with a 50cal handgun
lol
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Offer him a BJ
;D ;D ;D
Honestly, I'm just in my own zone when I train. I find it kind of amusing when I watch videos of myself how many people I spot who stop and watch [to the general public, a two plate bench press is impressive]. Personally I just try to go to the gym and get a hard workout in and don't pay attention to what's going on around me unless there is a reason to.
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Shoot his windows out with a 50cal handgun
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Stop acting like a little woman and knock him out in the parking lot!
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Someone's been playing too much "Splinter Cell", lol
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Someone's been playing too much "Splinter Cell", lol
LOL, Are you saying that Sam Fisher has been shooting at Hummers for supper lately?
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LOL, Are you saying that Sam Fisher has been shooting at Hummers for supper lately?
;D
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LOL, Are you saying that Sam Fisher has been shooting at Hummers for supper lately?
Hahaha if he posts here, Getbig is even more legendary than I thought!
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;D ;D ;D
Honestly, I'm just in my own zone when I train. I find it kind of amusing when I watch videos of myself how many people I spot who stop and watch [to the general public, a two plate bench press is impressive]. Personally I just try to go to the gym and get a hard workout in and don't pay attention to what's going on around me unless there is a reason to.
::)
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Hahaha if he posts here, Getbig is even more legendary than I thought!
Well, an alex23-led CIA/FBI/Delta Force investigation will soon bring out the truth. ;D ;D
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Shoot his window windsheild out with a 50cal handgun
Fixed.
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LMAO :D. I think "lundgrenisgod" would use this kind of tricks ;D
Except Lundgrenisgod would give him the BJ, swallow and then call him the guy a fag and (try to) punch him in the face.
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Quit taking regular showers.....ensures privacy.
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it know it sounds fucking loser, but I train with a hoodie and headphones on
nobody speaks to me then, they just nod
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it know it sounds fucking loser, but I train with a hoodie and headphones on
nobody speaks to me then, they just nod
i do that as well but some people still talk to me then
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Quit taking regular showers.....ensures privacy.
A good kebab with onions and heavy farting also does.
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i do that as well but some people still talk to me then
Maybe you are just too good looking and pleasant to talk to :D
you should be more of an asshole then !
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A good kebab with onions and heavy farting also does.
I would kill for a good kebab.....loved them when I was in Germany !!!!!
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I would kill for a good kebab.....loved them when I was in Germany !!!!!
Of all the junk food out there, kebabs is the hardest to resist. But fuck the guilt everytime I have one. Feels like I'm converting to catholicism whenever I have one.
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Maybe you are just too good looking and pleasant to talk to :D
you should be more of an asshole then !
well when im totally not in the mood to talk to people can see that. but i always make time free for girls to talk to.
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I would kill for a good kebab.....loved them when I was in Germany !!!!!
Ditto. Kebabs are awesome :P
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i always had a problem with a fanclub following me around at my old gym. but i was hesitently nice to them regardless. just be nice. people are gonna annoy you no matter what, so embrace it, and make the best out of it
sometimes its these same idiots that have a hot cousin youll get to meet one day and fuk her like a champion
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i always had a problem with a fanclub following me around at my old gym. but i was hesitently nice to them regardless. just be nice. people are gonna annoy you no matter what, so embrace it, and make the best out of it
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Post of the day.
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Ditto. Kebabs are awesome :P
There was a bunch of really good places to get them in the German city I lived in..... who knows what I was actually eating...haha.....but who cares? They were just so damn good.....
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There was a bunch of really good places to get them in the German city I lived in..... who knows what I was actually eating...haha.....but who cares? They were just so damn good.....
As long as it's not an oldish Asian couple making them, with a whole bunch of "Missing cat" posters around the place, it's alright ;D
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Put your arm around him, tell him he's hot and motion a kiss...................h e'll leave you alone unless he's gay.
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x2. You can use these to tune him out, or otherwise pretend that you can't hear him. If he still does not clue it tune him out completely and pretend you can't hear him with your earbuds on. If he asks tell him you are listening to a book on tape and you have to finish it. Keep using the earbuds as an excuse not to engage him and eventually, he will clue in that you are not his friend and you don't want to talk with him.
Would you do that to Rockel? :D :D "Tune him out" :o :o
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Put on headphones and do some lame cardio until he leaves the gym.
If that doesn't work, quit being all environmental and start driving.
Christ, what are you thinking walking home anyway? You'll slip into a catabolic state.
hahahaha
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I had a guy like this, he even would start a conversation while I was midway through a heavy Bench Press, I was tempted to strangle him with the lat pulldown wire.
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kyomu
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from day one in my gym, i've never approached anybody nor initiated conversation. whenever a person greets me, i return it but never make small talk. that kinda backfired tho because it just made the guys and girls wanna train near me more and try to get my attention. finally, years later haha the message is finally starting to sink in that i'm not interested in making gym friends and acquaintances. it's not that i'm hardcore; i just wanna get in and out of the gym as fast as possible and have an efficient workout. no hard feelings to my admirers.
(and i'm not even a beast. just in pretty good shape.)
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Offer him a BJ, if he's straight he will never talk to you again , if he accepts call him a fag and punch him in the face .
THIS
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AND if you gave some time talking to a certain kind of person he she will destract you from working out for a lifetime. some people are there more for socialising than working out.
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tell him "look i think youre really cute, im just not ready for a committment yet. its not you, its me." then punch him in his vagina
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Offer him a BJ, if he's straight he will never talk to you again , if he accepts call him a fag and punch him in the face .
this, or if you are too shy to try this approach you could shit in your pants after you are done working out. The odor should keep him away (unless he is a australian bodybuilder with last name priest)
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Offer him a BJ, if he's straight he will never talk to you again , if he accepts call him a fag and punch him in the face .
ahahahahahahahahahah holy fuck dude your becoming one of my favourite posters.
fucking gold right here!
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BEST ANSWER EVER!
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tell him "look i think youre really cute, im just not ready for a committment yet. its not you, its me." then punch him in his vagina
Haha! "you got a pretty mouth there boy!"
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just come up with weird conversations.... like how you have several recipes for Penis stew and bbq hairy asses .... and tell him if he ever post on cannibals.com forums
that should get rid of him quick
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Sometimes all you can do is to be firm but fair,
Look him in the eye and tell him that you don't want to walk with him since you enjoy the walk by yourself.
Before he can say something keep on walking.
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I think I will put on headphones and I will pretend I can't hear him, if the dude does not get it, he deserves a "fuck off!" :D.
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There's a guy who lives a 5 blocks away from my house and he goes to the same gym I attend, he insists on walking back home with me (no homo) but the guy is fvcking annoying. He leaves the gym with the same clothes he trains, a sweaty tanktop (he's a twink though), shorts, a big backpack, and a weird type of cooler and he also has ILS. He talks talks talks talks, never close his fvcing mouth, always telling me how great his life is (lol). The most annoying thing is when he calls me "kid" ::).
Seriously, I'm starting to be an @sshole with him, when he talks to me, I roll my eyes like this ::), but the fvcker continues talking ???. I don't want enmities, so I don't want to be very rude and tell him to "fvck off" when he ask me to walk back home.
I can't go to the gym before 6:00pm, and >8:00pm is kinda too late for me, so I always go @ 7:00pm, his same timetable >:(. If I go a little later he waits for me even if I tell him I will be an extra 1/2 hour.
I don't want to go to another gym cause there's a girl flirting with me and she lives next to the gym ;). Besides that's the nearest gym to my house.
Use your wisdom and tell me what should I do without being so rude?
one of them;
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tell him you wanna tongue punch his fart box on the walk home tonight.
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You could try putting a KKK hood/mask on as soon as you leave the gym. That should scare most people away.
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"I used to date a guy in prison that looked just like you".
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"I used to date a guy in prison that looked just like you".
:-*
:D
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tell him you wanna tongue punch his fart box on the walk home tonight.
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Have him log into GetBig and post pics and just let the inevitable ownings lead to him withdrawing from the gym and society in general, as well as his eventual suicide.
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offer him a ride to brokeback mountain.
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There is a simple solution to these "annoying guys" in the gym.
As they walk around with their intent to start up conversation, look at him directly in the eyes and stare at him for an extended period of time. As you stare into his eyes, start to develop an erection and then just reach into your pants (not exposing anything). As he starts to look as if he is going to walk away or freak out, simply say, "Punish me daddy, this is what you wanted right?".
Case closed. He will never annoy you again..
"1"
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funny seinfeld episode about the same problem. Funny episode, the pool guy at the gym just starts hanging out with Jerry. At one point, Jerry says he has some errands to run, and the pool guy says great, I'll go with you.
He follows Jerry around all day, then Jerry finally says "look, i am not ready for a relationship" and he has enough friends and he doesn't even like them. of course, just like the cable guy, no matter what, it always ends bad.
I would stay doing cardio for a week or two until he leaves. OR, i would finish my workout, then as soon as I am done, I would put on my headphones and litteraly walk really quick out of the gym and just leave. He will eventually get the message. Run home if you have to. Good luck!
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the only option is D
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Headbutt the fucker right in the nose,he will no longer seek you out.
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Just say you have a loaded glock in the glove compartment of your car
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Had similar problem.
1) wear headphones
2) If he does manage to ask you when you are leaving tell him you aren't going home when you leave the gym.
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Just sit in the sauna for a bit afterwards, or tell him you"gotta take a wicked shit... and I'll see ya tomorrow."
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Headbutt the fucker right in the nose,he will no longer seek you out.
I just spit my coffee all over the place lol.