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Title: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: ygbodybuilder10 on March 06, 2011, 06:20:19 PM
Why must you be so nasty? come on now is it that hard to walk in small corner it let that shit out?

Why must you let out one out that stink super bad and than walk around the gym why u do it? come on nowwww!

and than why do yall try to be slick with it and fart and leave the spot, now when someone comes over there to the spot that i happen to be at they think thats me smelling like that
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: DeltsaForce on March 06, 2011, 06:22:47 PM
It's good to make people smell and inhale your own farts. I shit once in a dude's shoes but that was at school so just fun.

Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: 240 is Back on March 06, 2011, 06:23:53 PM
cropdusters.

They walk quickly thru, pausing to shake a leg, then continue to their side of the gym.

the rotten egg remains for 5 minutes.


for that they should be impaled.
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: DeltsaForce on March 06, 2011, 06:25:39 PM
It's actually fun to hang around and watch people's faces as they recoil in revulsion and disgust. Thought you CANNOT laugh otherwize busted!!!
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: chaos on March 06, 2011, 06:26:06 PM
I farted in some mexicans face while he was on his cell phone yammering away in spanish on the incline bench.  He just looked at me, got up and walked away. LOL

Squats and deads are the worst. :-X
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: benchmstr on March 06, 2011, 06:26:51 PM
I farted in some mexicans face while he was on his cell phone yammering away in spanish on the incline bench.  He just looked at me, got up and walked away. LOL

Squats and deads are the worst. :-X
i feel like its my duty to blast one while doing abs....

bench
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: chaos on March 06, 2011, 06:29:48 PM
i feel like its my duty to blast one while doing abs....

bench
I usually do either the wheel or standing band crunches....don't have an issue with farting that way.

Squats and legpresses are the number 1's deadlifts are second....nothing worse than leg pressing and being stuck in your own ass stench.
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 06, 2011, 06:31:45 PM
hahah you got cropdusted

farting is a horrible disgusting, degrading thing to have to do, may as well try to make it funny.
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: benchmstr on March 06, 2011, 06:34:06 PM


bench
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: basil on March 06, 2011, 06:36:59 PM
I've been known to dust a crop or 2.
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: TrueGrit on March 06, 2011, 06:48:31 PM
I farted in some mexicans face while he was on his cell phone yammering away in spanish on the incline bench.  He just looked at me, got up and walked away.

 ;D
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: Doug_Steele on March 06, 2011, 06:57:33 PM
I farted in some mexicans face while he was on his cell phone yammering away in spanish on the incline bench.  He just looked at me, got up and walked away. LOL

Squats and deads are the worst. :-X

;D ;D ;D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 06, 2011, 07:04:18 PM
Most deadly is a SBD = Silent but Deadly no sound just the smell. Just do some bent laterals while a chick is waiting on the dumbells behind you walk off then turn around and watch the results.  8)
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 07:13:21 PM
I always make sure to do it when i'm shaking a guys hand that won't leave me alone, look him dead in they eye, squeeze his hand tight and discharge. That way he can feel the vibration, feel your grip and gaze longingly into your eyes. He won't be bugging you anymore.
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: oldman on March 06, 2011, 07:42:51 PM
If I fart while on the treadmill, wearing earbuds listening  to my mp3 player, will my fart still make noise?  Pt 2, will it stink?
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: basil on March 06, 2011, 08:22:39 PM
I've often farted while deadlifting.  Not on purpose; it just happens. :-\
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: BILL ANVIL on March 06, 2011, 08:25:16 PM
I've often farted while deadlifting.  Not on purpose; it just happens. :-\

What about squatting with a spotter?
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: ygbodybuilder10 on March 06, 2011, 09:34:15 PM
I've often farted while deadlifting.  Not on purpose; it just happens. :-\

I can understand when it happens when doing heavy lifting, some people like to fart and than walk around the whole damm gym so someone else gets blame for the smell, they do that sh-it on purpose
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: Meso_z on March 07, 2011, 12:08:48 AM
I can understand when it happens when doing heavy lifting, some people like to fart and than walk around the whole damm gym so someone else gets blame for the smell, they do that sh-it on purpose
I feel you man, the most disgusting thing for me are people who take a shit in the gym toilets without washing it down like they dont have a fucking home of their own. I found shits quite a few times laying like a fucking fish in the shitters surface.  :-X
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: magicuser on March 07, 2011, 12:24:05 AM
you breathe it in and then go around gym giving each person a puff?
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: Dr Dutch on March 07, 2011, 12:25:43 AM
I once witnessed a guy who shit his pants while squatting. It came along with a huge fart. You wouldn't believe the smell, it was also in the middle of summer. Everybody went outside, and I swear you could still smell it the next day.
Guess he must have been the real "master blaster".
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: Meso_z on March 07, 2011, 12:28:54 AM
I once witnessed a guy who shit his pants while squatting. It came along with a huge fart. You wouldn't believe the smell, it was also in the middle of summer. Everybody went outside, and I swear you could still smell it the next day.
Guess he must have been the real "master blaster".

:-X
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: dyslexic on March 07, 2011, 12:32:25 AM
If a tree falls in the forest...
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: Super Natural on March 07, 2011, 12:47:16 AM
I've always thought a good thing to do outside of gym would be.... if you're ever in a big rush, and a lift full of rude people won't allow you to squeeze in.
Is to turn around and aim one heinous fart directy inside the lift as the lift doors close... listen for the fading of their frantic screams as the lift decends  ;D
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: Dr Dutch on March 07, 2011, 01:03:06 AM
Or when you leave a train, fart just before you step outside on the platform. Then you can watch the faces while the train starts moving.
It's amazing how something that childish can be so funny.....
Title: Re: Calling out all those that fart in the gym and spread it around the whole gym
Post by: Dr Dutch on March 07, 2011, 02:25:40 AM
Just mentioning the "Dutch Oven" before I leave this thread for good.