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Title: Daniel Tosh dissing soccer - USA pwns the world
Post by: The_Hammer on March 06, 2011, 09:34:40 PM
LOL

Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Shockwave on March 07, 2011, 12:59:08 PM
Bump for the lulz
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: mesmorph78 on March 07, 2011, 01:01:50 PM
i love the usa
but that guy is talking garbage...
american football no matter how tough he may make it sound
is sissy compared to rugby...
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: JasonH on March 07, 2011, 01:02:57 PM
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Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: nzmusclemonster on March 07, 2011, 01:04:01 PM
i love the usa
but that guy is talking garbage...
american football no matter how tough he may make it sound
is sissy compared to rugby...


This is true  8)
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Nails on March 07, 2011, 01:04:25 PM
WOW!! this guy Speaks the Truth!
Hitting Fact after Fact after FACT....
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: epic_alien on March 07, 2011, 01:05:27 PM
dont start with the fucking rugby, no plays, no speed, no size, its just a bloated up soccer.
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: d0nny2600 on March 07, 2011, 01:09:33 PM
dont start with the fucking rugby, no plays, no speed, no size, its just a bloated up soccer.
Spoken like someone who has no idea about it.
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: JasonH on March 07, 2011, 01:14:47 PM
dont start with the fucking rugby, no plays, no speed, no size, its just a bloated up soccer.

Haha, oh brother - try watching some Youtube vids of a prime Jonah Lomu or try taking on a guy like Andy Sheridan, who can bench 500 and squat 600.
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: mesmorph78 on March 07, 2011, 01:16:52 PM
dont start with the fucking rugby, no plays, no speed, no size, its just a bloated up soccer.
i take it you dont know about jonah lomu....
...no extra gear (equipment)
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: affeman on March 07, 2011, 01:32:12 PM
 ::)

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Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Nails on March 07, 2011, 03:22:13 PM
Soccer... Where the F A GS congregate




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Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on March 07, 2011, 03:24:23 PM
My ball game is better than your ball game.  ::)
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: benchmstr on March 07, 2011, 03:27:24 PM
i love the usa
but that guy is talking garbage...
american football no matter how tough he may make it sound
is sissy compared to rugby...

bwahahaha i hate american footbal as much as all you you pieces of eurotrash....but i have watched a lot of rugby, and those guys hit like bitches....not even comparable to american football at all...

its like watching a old bare hand boxing match...no action because they are to afraid they are going to get hurt..

bench
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Parker on March 07, 2011, 03:40:33 PM
Haha, oh brother - try watching some Youtube vids of a prime Jonah Lomu or try taking on a guy like Andy Sheridan, who can bench 500 and squat 600.
And when many try out for Am Football, they don't make the cut...
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Emmortal on March 07, 2011, 03:41:40 PM
bwahahaha i hate american footbal as much as all you you pieces of eurotrash....but i have watched a lot of rugby, and those guys hit like bitches....not even comparable to american football at all...

its like watching a old bare hand boxing match...no action because they are to afraid they are going to get hurt..

bench

Exactly.  I've watched a ton of Rugby having lived in OZ and NZ for a bit and those guys don't hit each other anywhere near as hard as they do in the NFL:

Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Doug_Steele on March 07, 2011, 03:44:57 PM



Fuck Penn State.  8)
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: che on March 07, 2011, 03:48:49 PM
Exactly.  I've watched a ton of Rugby having lived in OZ and NZ for a bit and those guys don't hit each other anywhere near as hard as they do in the NFL:



 ::) ::)

Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: benchmstr on March 07, 2011, 03:55:42 PM
::) ::)


i saw a lot of fights, collisions, and throws in that video...not many actual hits though..

bench
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: G_Thang on March 07, 2011, 03:56:00 PM
::) ::)



 ::)

fucking sand lot.  we played it at holy cross on the weekends before spring practice.  someone always left with a black eye or bloody nose but never a spinal injuries like equipment ball.  next?
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Boost on March 07, 2011, 03:57:18 PM
::)

fucking sand lot.  we played it at holy cross on the weekends before spring practice.  someone always left with a black eye or bloody nose but never a spinal injuries like equipment ball.  next?

How was your trip to London last year?
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: che on March 07, 2011, 03:57:41 PM
::)

 never a spinal injuries like equipment ball.


HAhaha, OK thong
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 07, 2011, 03:58:54 PM
HAhaha, OK thong

I thought that was your nickname...
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 07, 2011, 04:34:52 PM
I actually enjoy rugby, but the reason rugby is not an Olympic sport anymore is that in 1924, a group of American college football players, who had never played rugby before, got a team together and won the gold medal over all these other rugby "superpowers. " Since then, rugby has been largely dormant in the USA (we have a national team, but our best athletes play other sports). 

PWNED.
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: pedro01 on March 07, 2011, 05:10:00 PM
bwahahaha i hate american footbal as much as all you you pieces of eurotrash....but i have watched a lot of rugby, and those guys hit like bitches....not even comparable to american football at all...

its like watching a old bare hand boxing match...no action because they are to afraid they are going to get hurt..

bench

Agreed - I'm English and I was in the school rugby team. It's a great sport.

The tackles are fairly tame in Rugby compared to American Football. You don't get 2x300lb men running at each other head on in full force in rugby.

Tackles are generally from the side or rear.

American football is definitely tougher.
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: titusisback on March 07, 2011, 05:11:35 PM
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: pedro01 on March 07, 2011, 05:11:56 PM
I actually enjoy rugby, but the reason rugby is not an Olympic sport anymore is that in 1924, a group of American college football players, who had never played rugby before, got a team together and won the gold medal over all these other rugby "superpowers. " Since then, rugby has been largely dormant in the USA (we have a national team, but our best athletes play other sports). 

PWNED.

That wouldn't happen now.

In Rugby the same guys play for the whole match. In American football you have about 1000 guys on the team who play for 30 seconds each.

Rugy players = fitter.
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 08, 2011, 12:47:06 PM
That wouldn't happen now.

In Rugby the same guys play for the whole match. In American football you have about 1000 guys on the team who play for 30 seconds each.

Rugy players = fitter.

It doesn't have to happen now.  It already happened and exposed the game.  Don't get me wrong; I enjoy rugby.  It is the game from which a superior game evolved.

Rugby players are not necessarily fitter, just much lighter (not carrying nearly as much muscle mass) and slower. 
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: disco_stu on March 08, 2011, 01:06:09 PM
i dont have a bias either way but its like this.

BOTH sports go as hard as they are allowed in order to achieve the game's objectives.

in NFL u have protection and helmets and as a result u see really full on hits... the guys are out there for a fraction of the time of a game and hardly anyone touches the ball.

rugby tackles are a trade off between hurting and getting hurt..they stay on the field the whole time, and have the ball many times throughout the game.

IF NFL had one team that did all of the plays, then you could compare it to Rugby as theyd get more exposure to different aspects..but they dont.

still, without a doubt, the most athletic game on the planet is australian rules football..hands, feet, eyes, hits, tackles, duration, accuracy, team work, sprint, endurance.

olympic calibre athletes have been lost to AFL for decades now.
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 08, 2011, 01:45:29 PM
Yeah.....uh the best Australian Rules footballers are punters on NFL teams, at best.....and that is widely regarded as the biggest pussy position in football.....bit lower than kicker....  :-\
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: che on March 08, 2011, 01:47:00 PM
Agreed - I'm English and I was in the school rugby team. It's a great sport.

The tackles are fairly tame in Rugby compared to American Football. You don't get 2x300lb men running at each other head on in full force in rugby.

Tackles are generally from the side or rear.

American football is definitely tougher.

I agree , NFL players hit harder than HS rugby players from England . ::)  haha oh brother.
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 08, 2011, 01:47:47 PM
I agree , NFL players hit harder than HS rugby players from England . ::)  haha oh brother.

stick to soccer, Shay....  ;D
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: che on March 08, 2011, 01:49:16 PM
stick to soccer, Shay....  ;D
;D
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 08, 2011, 04:33:39 PM
Yeah.....uh the best Australian Rules footballers are punters on NFL teams, at best.....and that is widely regarded as the biggest pussy position in football.....bit lower than kicker....  :-\

To give credit where it is due, the Chargers had a punter (Darren Bennett, I think) who had played Aussie Rules.  On one of his first punts, he creamed the returner and knocked him the f out (probably more to do with not expecting to get hit by the punter).  His career was shortened because he wasn't that great a punter (accuracy issues).
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 08, 2011, 06:54:27 PM
To give credit where it is due, the Chargers had a punter (Darren Bennett, I think) who had played Aussie Rules.  On one of his first punts, he creamed the returner and knocked him the f out (probably more to do with not expecting to get hit by the punter).  His career was shortened because he wasn't that great a punter (accuracy issues).

Chargers are my favorite team and Bennett is the reason I mentioned them playing punter.  He did have a few good hits too.
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 09, 2011, 02:08:14 AM
Chargers are my favorite team and Bennett is the reason I mentioned them playing punter.  He did have a few good hits too.

The only other Aussie rules player famous in the USA was some retired player...an annoying cvnt named "Jacko" who did Energizer Battery commercials before they went with that rabbit...

Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: bradistani on March 09, 2011, 03:20:22 AM
anybody see barca school arsenal in their champions league match, last night? messi and co. were just fucking sublime  8)
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Dr Dutch on March 09, 2011, 04:01:08 AM
But they only won after Van Persie was sent away.
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: SweetMuscles on March 09, 2011, 04:42:28 AM
The USA is the Bossman of the world. Every other nation is inferior and beneath us, seriously.
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 09, 2011, 05:11:22 AM
The only other Aussie rules player famous in the USA was some retired player...an annoying girls named "Jacko" who did Energizer Battery commercials before they went with that rabbit...



Sadly Andy.....i actually remember those commercials....  :'(
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: freespirit on March 09, 2011, 09:13:18 AM
The USA is the Bossman of the world. Every other nation is inferior and beneath us, seriously.

 :D
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 09, 2011, 09:14:17 AM
:D

 ::)  That chick on the mower is still tougher than half the "men" in europe....  ;D
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: freespirit on March 09, 2011, 09:30:39 AM
::)  That chick on the mower is still tougher than half the "men" in europe....  ;D

Ha ha.  :D
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Tito24 on March 09, 2011, 09:59:55 AM
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Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 09, 2011, 03:41:45 PM
But they only won after Van Persie was sent away.

Interesting officiating, to say the least. 
Title: Re: USA PWNS THE SHIT OUTTA THE WORLD
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 09, 2011, 03:45:04 PM
Sadly Andy.....i actually remember those commercials....  :'(

I remember that when ESPN was in its infancy (wasn't even 24/7 and didn't have college football or the NFL) they used to broadcast a lot of Aussie Rules Football.  It seemed that every game involved either Essendon or Collingwood (or those two matched up)...kind of like the networks shoving the same 5 or 6 teams down your throat even if they haven't won anything in ages.