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Title: Natural Bodybuilding - 3% succeed
Post by: Croatch on March 09, 2011, 02:20:38 PM
Back: 3% succeed...the rest pretend to kick ass
New shirt.  What do you guys think?
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: Alex23 on March 09, 2011, 02:24:08 PM
Back: 3% succeed...the rest pretend to
New shirt.  What do you guys think?

I think your should order a couple of size medium for yourself.
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: Master Blaster on March 09, 2011, 02:55:56 PM
"my drugs>your nuts"
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: Croatch on March 09, 2011, 04:50:55 PM
I think your should order a couple of size medium for yourself.

At least a large, more @XL...though I have downsized to a L in Under Armour...realizing it was easier to do, than gain 30lbs.
I'll never recover.
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: Firemuscle on March 09, 2011, 04:55:27 PM
 Much less than 1% succeed actually.

 In the USA there must be at least a million guys all juiced out. And only a few hundred accomplished anything.

 Take it to a worldwide level and it drops to like 0.001%
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: Croatch on March 09, 2011, 06:29:42 PM
Much less than 1% succeed actually.

 In the USA there must be at least a million guys all juiced out. And only a few hundred accomplished anything.

 Take it to a worldwide level and it drops to like 0.001%
By excel or do well, I'm referring to actual gains someone makes on their own.  Not a plastic trophy waiving contest.
Still winning!
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: chaos on March 09, 2011, 06:41:55 PM
Back: 3% succeed...the rest pretend to
New shirt.  What do you guys think?
How about.........

Front...... NATURAL

Back........DOUCHEBAG
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: Croatch on March 09, 2011, 06:42:45 PM
How about.........

Front...... NATURAL

Back........DOUCHEBAG
You can't be natural and a douche.  Only a pretending fool can be a douche.  Proven time and time again.
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: chaos on March 09, 2011, 06:44:08 PM
You can't be natural and a douche. 

Oh no no no.......you've disproven that myth.
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: Natural Man on March 09, 2011, 06:47:14 PM
so when are you going to start your online business selling shirts with these stupid one liners?
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: chaos on March 09, 2011, 06:49:10 PM
He'll be a big hit at BBing.com...........
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: Croatch on March 09, 2011, 06:49:51 PM
so when are you going to start your online business selling shirts with these stupid one liners?
Only 5% of bodybuilders can buy them, so it's a small market.
Oh no no no.......you've disproven that myth.
haha.  Either way, you get the point on the shirt.  Are you able to wear one?
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: TacoBell on March 09, 2011, 06:51:34 PM
Front: Natural...

Back: ly receding hairline and desperately need to shave my head.  Croatch on!
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: Croatch on March 09, 2011, 07:00:01 PM
Front: Natural...

Back: ly receding hairline and desperately need to shave my head.  Croatch on!
Back: receded hairline, not 17 anymore, 50lbs lean mass no drugs in your face, man up and show some fucking respect.
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: TacoBell on March 09, 2011, 07:03:42 PM
Back: receded hairline, not 17 anymore, 50lbs lean mass no drugs in your face, man up and show some fucking respect.


Croatch on!
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: DK II on March 09, 2011, 07:12:01 PM
How about:

"Hello my name is Crotch, I am the longest living gimmick account in the history of the internet".

Back: "If you still did not get it: I am a complete idiot and totally insecure. Thank you for talking to me."
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: Croatch on March 09, 2011, 07:28:20 PM
How about:

"Hello my name is Crotch, I am the longest living gimmick account in the history of the internet".

Back: "If you still did not get it: I am a complete idiot and totally insecure. Thank you for talking to me."
No, that's horrid.  Not funny or creative.  Try again.
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: CT_Muscle on March 09, 2011, 07:44:32 PM
How about:

"Hello my name is Crotch, I am the longest living gimmick account in the history of the internet".

Back: "If you still did not get it: I am a complete idiot and totally insecure. Thank you for talking to me."

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER  ;D
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: DK II on March 09, 2011, 08:15:43 PM
No, that's horrid.  Not funny or creative.  Try again.

LOL, and you think your "steroid users are dumb, i am natural and way better than you" is funny or creative?  ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: gh15 on March 09, 2011, 08:19:29 PM
How about.........

Front...... NATURAL

Back........DOUCHEBAG

lol
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: Croatch on March 09, 2011, 08:22:49 PM
LOL, and you think your "steroid users are dumb, i am natural and way better than you" is funny or creative?  ::) ::) ::) ::)
Whoever said roid users are dumb?
It just separate actual bbers from pretend ones...nothing more.
Man up.
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 09, 2011, 08:29:20 PM
Croatch Wins over Sheen. Every day of the week...
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: benchmstr on March 09, 2011, 08:42:52 PM
front: rock lobster

back: a pic of frank reynolds and charlie kelly playing "night crawlers"

bench
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: Alex23 on March 09, 2011, 09:49:18 PM
front: rock lobster

back: a pic of frank reynolds and charlie kelly playing "night crawlers"

bench

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never really got what playing "night crawlers" really meant... or maybe I did and forgot.. all I know is Charlie's uncle is creepy

:)
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: Heavy_Hitter on March 10, 2011, 12:14:42 AM
hahah, speaking of shirts my buddy had two shirts back in the day he would wear to the gym.

Shirt #1

Die Young
Die Strong
Dianabol


Shirt #2

Body By Deca



Always got a good laugh at the gym.
Title: Re: Pro Bodybuilding - 3% succeed
Post by: pellius on March 10, 2011, 02:20:41 AM
I was at a red neck bar visiting a friend in Kentucky. One guy had a shirt that on the front it said, "I have a guy in my family tree." And on the back it hand a pic of a house, a yard and a tree with a Black guy hanging by the neck. The guy was huge, wore a full beard and a cowboy hat, looked mean as fuck and had a shiny Smith and Wesson 6 inch model 686 on his belt. Another guy who looked like Brock Lesnar wore a shirt that on the front said, "I'm the man that's keeping you down"

I actually had a good time though my friend warned me that if they smell my Octoroon blood we were goners. But once they realized I was a gun loving, racist, homophobic, extreme right wing conservative that despised Clinton it was all good. Besides, I passed the test question: You have Clinton and Hussein (this was after the first Gulf War) within easy range and only two bullets. Who do you shoot first?
Answer: Clinton -- twice. Just to make sure he was dead.
Title: Re: Pro Bodybuilding - 3% succeed
Post by: DK II on March 10, 2011, 03:13:57 AM
I was at a red neck bar visiting a friend in Kentucky. One guy had a shirt that on the front it said, "I have a guy in my family tree." And on the back it hand a pic of a house, a yard and a tree with a Black guy hanging by the neck. The guy was huge, wore a full beard and a cowboy hat, looked mean as fuck and had a shiny Smith and Wesson 6 inch model 686 on his belt. Another guy who looked like Brock Lesnar wore a shirt that on the front said, "I'm the man that's keeping you down"

I actually had a good time though my friend warned me that if they smell my Octoroon blood we were goners. But once they realized I was a gun loving, racist, homophobic, extreme right wing conservative that despised Clinton it was all good. Besides, I passed the test question: You have Clinton and Hussein (this was after the first Gulf War) within easy range and only two bullets. Who do you shoot first?
Answer: Clinton -- twice. Just to make sure he was dead.

;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Pro Bodybuilding - 3% succeed
Post by: no one on March 10, 2011, 09:07:11 AM
front: i wish i could bang hot strippers

back: but i cant so i'll just be a bitter little man who complains about those who can.
Title: Re: Pro Bodybuilding - 3% succeed
Post by: James28 on March 10, 2011, 09:09:27 AM
I was at a red neck bar visiting a friend in Kentucky. One guy had a shirt that on the front it said, "I have a guy in my family tree." And on the back it hand a pic of a house, a yard and a tree with a Black guy hanging by the neck. The guy was huge, wore a full beard and a cowboy hat, looked mean as fuck and had a shiny Smith and Wesson 6 inch model 686 on his belt. Another guy who looked like Brock Lesnar wore a shirt that on the front said, "I'm the man that's keeping you down"

I actually had a good time though my friend warned me that if they smell my Octoroon blood we were goners. But once they realized I was a gun loving, racist, homophobic, extreme right wing conservative that despised Clinton it was all good. Besides, I passed the test question: You have Clinton and Hussein (this was after the first Gulf War) within easy range and only two bullets. Who do you shoot first?
Answer: Clinton -- twice. Just to make sure he was dead.


 ;D
Title: Re: BODYBUILDING...
Post by: Master Blaster on March 10, 2011, 02:55:06 PM
Oh no no no.......you've disproven that myth.

 ;D
Title: Re: Pro Bodybuilding - 3% succeed
Post by: Meso_z on March 11, 2011, 08:35:23 AM
I was at a red neck bar visiting a friend in Kentucky. One guy had a shirt that on the front it said, "I have a guy in my family tree." And on the back it hand a pic of a house, a yard and a tree with a Black guy hanging by the neck. The guy was huge, wore a full beard and a cowboy hat, looked mean as fuck and had a shiny Smith and Wesson 6 inch model 686 on his belt. Another guy who looked like Brock Lesnar wore a shirt that on the front said, "I'm the man that's keeping you down"

I actually had a good time though my friend warned me that if they smell my Octoroon blood we were goners. But once they realized I was a gun loving, racist, homophobic, extreme right wing conservative that despised Clinton it was all good. Besides, I passed the test question: You have Clinton and Hussein (this was after the first Gulf War) within easy range and only two bullets. Who do you shoot first?
Answer: Clinton -- twice. Just to make sure he was dead.

:D