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Title: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: Army of One on March 11, 2011, 10:00:52 PM
She's the one in the fishnets
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: BIG DUB on March 11, 2011, 10:03:18 PM
 :)

Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: Army of One on March 11, 2011, 10:04:57 PM
The Sydney Bondi Surf Classic has had its results declared null and void after it was unexpectedly won by a Japanese man on a table.

Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 12, 2011, 08:54:41 AM
FUCKING ROFL!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: lovemonkey on March 12, 2011, 09:00:57 AM
lmao fucking love these, they pop up like clockwork on the internetz within 24 hours of any natural catastrophe.
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: superman.cd on March 12, 2011, 09:05:49 AM
Well half of them are in the viet kong and the other half have vd, only fuck the ones that cough
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: Tito24 on March 12, 2011, 09:09:08 AM
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Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: mass243 on March 12, 2011, 09:13:50 AM
LOL Good one  ;D
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: theonlyone on March 12, 2011, 09:14:46 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: theonlyone on March 12, 2011, 09:15:36 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: theonlyone on March 12, 2011, 09:16:38 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: theonlyone on March 12, 2011, 09:18:35 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: theonlyone on March 12, 2011, 09:20:06 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: theonlyone on March 12, 2011, 09:21:08 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: theonlyone on March 12, 2011, 09:21:48 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: 225for70 on March 12, 2011, 09:23:39 AM
LMAO.. ;D
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: mass243 on March 12, 2011, 09:26:03 AM
Theonlyone, please......

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Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: theonlyone on March 12, 2011, 09:30:23 AM
 Americana in mother Russia
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Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: theonlyone on March 12, 2011, 09:34:31 AM
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Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: theonlyone on March 12, 2011, 09:37:46 AM
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Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: mass243 on March 12, 2011, 09:38:07 AM
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Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: mass243 on March 12, 2011, 09:42:30 AM
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Title: Top Secret: the real reason of the Japan Quake!!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 12, 2011, 10:25:48 AM
According to intergalactic sources, the reptilians caused the quake to divert attention from kidnapping DK II's uberintelligent wife in order to study her. The plan is to create a new intergalactic superinteligent race using her eggs and some frozen sperm from Branch Warren!

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Title: Re: Top Secret: the real reason of the Japan Quake!!
Post by: Tito24 on March 12, 2011, 10:27:13 AM
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Title: Re: Top Secret: the real reason of the Japan Quake!!
Post by: Meso_z on March 12, 2011, 10:47:22 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: Tito24 on March 12, 2011, 11:07:20 AM
haha i like both of your work Mass and theonlyone
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: mass243 on March 12, 2011, 11:10:57 AM
haha i like both of your work Mass and theonlyone

Thanks, mate! It's always good to get greetings from the man himself  8)
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: theonlyone on March 12, 2011, 11:12:01 AM
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Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: Tito24 on March 12, 2011, 11:12:49 AM
your welcome mate. its refreshing to see some new talent
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: theonlyone on March 12, 2011, 11:31:03 AM
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Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 12, 2011, 12:12:36 PM
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ckt17eC31qzlx5qo1_500.jpg)

hahaha
Title: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: nzmusclemonster on March 12, 2011, 02:19:55 PM
leave them alone  :(
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: The Ugly on March 12, 2011, 02:24:01 PM
Japanese are like 1950s Americans, what's not to like?
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 12, 2011, 02:26:22 PM
Yea some decent dudes over there, steroid supplies will be delayed no doubt.
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: The Ugly on March 12, 2011, 02:29:14 PM
Plus, they got those beer vending machines. Genius.
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: G_Thang on March 12, 2011, 02:30:34 PM
Japanese have progressed in 50 yrs.  No longer will they fly into shit for the Emperor.  Maybe they can teach those douchebag Arabs a thing or two about committing suicide in the name of a mythical God.
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: dj181 on March 12, 2011, 02:31:43 PM
Japanese are within the top 3, which are as follows: 1. Germanic/Anglo-Saxon peoples 2. Jewish 3. Japanese
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: The Ugly on March 12, 2011, 02:32:03 PM
Japanese have progressed in 50 yrs.  No longer will they fly into shit for the Emperor.  Maybe they can teach those douchebag Arabs a thing or two about committing suicide in the name of a mythical God.

Arab quake, don't care. Jap quake, I sympathize.
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: The Ugly on March 12, 2011, 02:33:42 PM
Japanese are within the top 3, which are as follows: 1. Germanic/Anglo-Saxon peoples 2. Jewish 3. Japanese

Top 3 what? Success? Well-mannered? Hygiene?
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: tendonitis on March 12, 2011, 02:34:41 PM
They need our support, go eat at your local Benihana.
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: mesmorph78 on March 12, 2011, 02:36:31 PM
these boards are generally racist...
personally i think if you don't like a race that's your prerogative
but to make fun of people dieing in a natural disaster is sad
i remember when Haiti had their disasters there were pics of thousands of dead people and of a man discarding a baby's body by throwing it
some guys posted that pic up shopped it and make endless jokes about it...
fucked up devil worshiping people here...
Ron needs to ban and block ip addresses for that messed up shit
freedom of speech abused
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: dj181 on March 12, 2011, 02:43:12 PM
Top 3 as far as power goes. Back in the day Japan kicked Chinas ass, and the British Empire was a pretty impressive display of power. Jewish are good at about everything they try, including art ie. Hollywood, music, comedy.
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: G_Thang on March 12, 2011, 02:56:40 PM
I hope this isn't directed at me. I think guys are good people.

dirty descendant of sheep fuckers.

The Truth.
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: tendonitis on March 12, 2011, 03:06:33 PM
I hope this isn't directed at me. I think guys are good people.

BWHAHAHAHA   ;D
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: chaos on March 12, 2011, 03:08:54 PM
I hope this isn't directed at me. I think guys are good people.
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 12, 2011, 03:16:09 PM
We had chink food for dinner last night.......my toilet won't recover. :(
8)
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: no one on March 12, 2011, 03:18:31 PM
a question on racism:

is a person considered racist if they hate their own race?

i have a black friend- jamaican- who hates black people. no lie. says things like 'only two things in life any good thats black- black shoes and a black car.'

is it ok for him to hate his race, but not others?
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: Princess L on March 12, 2011, 03:22:55 PM
these boards are generally racist...
personally i think if you don't like a race that's your prerogative
but to make fun of people dieing in a natural disaster is sad
i remember when Haiti had their disasters there were pics of thousands of dead people and of a man discarding a baby's body by throwing it
some guys posted that pic up shopped it and make endless jokes about it...
fucked up devil worshiping people here...
Ron needs to ban and block ip addresses for that messed up shit
freedom of speech abused

x2

Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: chaos on March 12, 2011, 03:23:14 PM
a question on racism:

is a person considered racist if they hate their own race?

i have a black friend- jamaican- who hates black people. no lie. says things like 'only two things in life any good thats black- black shoes and a black car.'

is it ok for him to hate his race, but not others?
I dunno, but I know a couple mexican dudes that hate mexicans.  Seems like the "minorities" that figure out how to be successful really don't like the ones that are mooches.
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: nzmusclemonster on March 12, 2011, 03:24:36 PM
x2



Did you suck Ron's dick to become a mod  :o
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: mesmorph78 on March 12, 2011, 03:28:03 PM
if ever i was a mod....
 :)
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: chaos on March 12, 2011, 03:28:28 PM
freedom of speech abused
Freedom of speech is always abused when you don't agree with whats being said. ;)
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: G_Thang on March 12, 2011, 03:29:50 PM
a question on racism:

is a person considered racist if they hate their own race?

i have a black friend- jamaican- who hates black people. no lie. says things like 'only two things in life any good thats black- black shoes and a black car.'

is it ok for him to hate his race, but not others?

black cuban, black Jamaican, afro-american,  smelly africans, black this and that = all different culturally = so you mean a black Jamaican who hates black Jamaicans? = hence i'm part black cuban and i hate continental africans because they hate afro-americans who i like afro-americana = the shit really doesnt matter.  ::)

  
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: Princess L on March 12, 2011, 04:06:59 PM
Did you suck Ron's dick to become a mod  :o

Holy crap  :o


















Now that is original  ::)
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: Option D on March 12, 2011, 04:13:18 PM
I dunno, but I know a couple mexican dudes that hate mexicans.  Seems like the "minorities" that figure out how to be successful really don't like the ones that are mooches.
bingo
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: pellius on March 12, 2011, 04:13:58 PM
Who is bad mouthing the Japs? I've only read complimentary things about them regarding the tsunami disaster? The Japs, before they become Americanized, are as good as they come. Hard working, disciplined, well mannered, polite, considerate.... Really, what's not to like?

Japanese culture is so ingrain here in Hawaii that many things that I thought were Hawaiian were actually Japanese and one of the reason we are so much more civil here than on the mainland.
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: mesmorph78 on March 12, 2011, 04:15:04 PM
its really sad when guys in their mid to late 30's are on a bbing board
doing everything they can be to be king .. or own people of be funny ...
complete losers....
that's teenage behaviour... some of these guys are clearly genuine losers in real life...
Ron needs to weed these old losers out....
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: nzmusclemonster on March 12, 2011, 04:16:10 PM
its really sad when guys in their mid to late 30's are on a bbing board
doing everything they can be to be king .. or own people of be funny ...
complete losers....
that's teenage behaviour... some of these guys are clearly genuine losers in real life...
Ron needs to weed these old losers out....


What's sadder is people who lie about juicing, or how big their arms are  ::)
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: chaos on March 12, 2011, 04:16:29 PM
its really sad when guys in their mid to late 30's are on a bbing board
doing everything they can be to be king .. or own people of be funny ...
complete losers....
that's teenage behaviour... some of these guys are clearly genuine losers in real life...
Ron needs to weed these old losers out....

Oh no!! I don't like this!!

This is freedom of speech taken too far!!!!!!!!!

















 ::) ;D
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: mesmorph78 on March 12, 2011, 04:17:45 PM
Who is bad mouthing the Japs? I've only read complimentary things about them regarding the tsunami disaster? The Japs, before they become Americanized, are as good as they come. Hard working, disciplined, well mannered, polite, considerate.... Really, what's no to like?

Japanese culture is so ingrain here in Hawaii that many things that I thought were Hawaiian were actually Japanese and one of the reason we are so much more civil here than on the mainland.
a few races sick threads were made yesterday
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 12, 2011, 08:24:56 PM
Who is bad mouthing the Japs? I've only read complimentary things about them regarding the tsunami disaster? The Japs, before they become Americanized, are as good as they come. Hard working, disciplined, well mannered, polite, considerate.... Really, what's not to like?

Japanese culture is so ingrain here in Hawaii that many things that I thought were Hawaiian were actually Japanese and one of the reason we are so much more civil here than on the mainland.

i agree all joking aside the japs certainly have their shit together and should serve in many ways as a model for many countries....if this thing happened in some 3rd world country the death toll would have been 6 figures easy.
this is a really sad and terrible thing as thousands of people have lost their entire lives instantly.
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: pluck on March 13, 2011, 04:33:03 AM
x2



People like you & messo78 are idiots.

You're the type that's all for freedom of speech but the second you disagree with what's being said then you cry foul & abuse like a whiny bitch.

Listen up fucktard...with freedom of speech comes good & bad. If you become selective & start censoring it then it's not freedom anymore.

I know it's childish & redundant saying but if you don't like it turn it off!

Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: dj181 on March 13, 2011, 07:10:28 AM
Wait a minute mass243, you just said "mate" so this indicates dat you are from somewhere in da British Isles. So now your country of origin is down to 4 possible locations ;D I guess dat ma Germanic notion regarding you was wrong ;)
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: lovemonkey on March 13, 2011, 07:24:03 AM
- I recently opened a cafe in Japan, it's started out a bit shaky but people are slowly drifting in

- It's said that dogs can sense when an earthquake is about too hit, unfortunately for the Japanese they've ****** ate them all

- Earthquake hits Japan, this must be a real eye opener for them

- I see they're going to make a film the tsunami in Japan, they're going to call it 'Need for a Speedboat: Tokyo's Adrift''

- Now I know the Japanese are notorious for their crazy gameshows, but their version of Total Wipeout just takes the piss

- RIP my Japanese friend, So Kin Vet

- The problem for the Japanese was that they could see how wide the wave was, but not how high...

- If only the Earthquake happened on shrove tuesday, we could have called it Japan Quake Day

- i have just invented a time machine that allows me to travel into the year 3000. i ended up in japan.
not much has changed, but they live underwater

- Plans for a charity concert for Japan are taking place.

Katrina and the Waves and The Drifters have already been confirmed to appear.
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 13, 2011, 07:57:04 AM
- I recently opened a cafe in Japan, it's started out a bit shaky but people are slowly drifting in

- It's said that dogs can sense when an earthquake is about too hit, unfortunately for the Japanese they've ****** ate them all

- Earthquake hits Japan, this must be a real eye opener for them

- I see they're going to make a film the tsunami in Japan, they're going to call it 'Need for a Speedboat: Tokyo's Adrift''

- Now I know the Japanese are notorious for their crazy gameshows, but their version of Total Wipeout just takes the piss

- RIP my Japanese friend, So Kin Vet

- The problem for the Japanese was that they could see how wide the wave was, but not how high...

- If only the Earthquake happened on shrove tuesday, we could have called it Japan Quake Day

- i have just invented a time machine that allows me to travel into the year 3000. i ended up in japan.
not much has changed, but they live underwater

- Plans for a charity concert for Japan are taking place.

Katrina and the Waves and The Drifters have already been confirmed to appear.

hahhaha
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: Dr Dutch on March 13, 2011, 09:05:58 AM
- I recently opened a cafe in Japan, it's started out a bit shaky but people are slowly drifting in

- It's said that dogs can sense when an earthquake is about too hit, unfortunately for the Japanese they've ****** ate them all

- Earthquake hits Japan, this must be a real eye opener for them

- I see they're going to make a film the tsunami in Japan, they're going to call it 'Need for a Speedboat: Tokyo's Adrift''

You are a sick asshole but your jokes are very funny....

- Now I know the Japanese are notorious for their crazy gameshows, but their version of Total Wipeout just takes the piss

- RIP my Japanese friend, So Kin Vet

- The problem for the Japanese was that they could see how wide the wave was, but not how high...

- If only the Earthquake happened on shrove tuesday, we could have called it Japan Quake Day

- i have just invented a time machine that allows me to travel into the year 3000. i ended up in japan.
not much has changed, but they live underwater

- Plans for a charity concert for Japan are taking place.

Katrina and the Waves and The Drifters have already been confirmed to appear.
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: Dr Dutch on March 13, 2011, 09:07:50 AM
You can tell a Japanese prostitute beause she smells like Egg Fok Yu ???
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: no one on March 13, 2011, 10:03:33 AM
I dunno, but I know a couple mexican dudes that hate mexicans.  Seems like the "minorities" that figure out how to be successful really don't like the ones that are mooches.

yeah i get that. my buddy is like the whitest black guy you'd ever meet. no 'wussup' and bling about him. i think hes embarrassed by his own race.
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: no one on March 13, 2011, 10:05:06 AM
black cuban, black Jamaican, afro-american,  smelly africans, black this and that = all different culturally = so you mean a black Jamaican who hates black Jamaicans? = hence i'm part black cuban and i hate continental africans because they hate afro-americans who i like afro-americana = the shit really doesnt matter.  ::)

  

no, he hates all blacks equally- well i shouldnt say that- he hates the urban black, no matter the cultural background.

hes an equal opportunity racist :)
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: Parker on March 13, 2011, 10:13:52 AM
yeah i get that. my buddy is like the whitest black guy you'd ever meet. no 'wussup' and bling about him. i think hes embarrassed by his own race.
So, basically he wishes he was white? That is not a good friend to have. He is only your friend, so that it makes him feel better. He needs mental help, tell him that. Jamaicans are cool people, it's okay to be you, but to hate others like you as a minority, is to hate yourself, and he has low self esteem. Which begs the question, why are friends with such a low life douche? A man is judge by the company he keeps...
Title: Re: How can you tell a Japanese prostitute?
Post by: tendonitis on March 13, 2011, 10:23:27 AM
The Sydney Bondi Surf Classic has had its results declared null and void after it was unexpectedly won by a Japanese man on a table.



so wrong yet so damn funny  :D
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: mesmorph78 on March 13, 2011, 12:09:57 PM
So, basically he wishes he was white? That is not a good friend to have. He is only your friend, so that it makes him feel better. He needs mental help, tell him that. Jamaicans are cool people, it's okay to be you, but to hate others like you as a minority, is to hate yourself, and he has low self esteem. Which begs the question, why are friends with such a low life douche? A man is judge by the company he keeps...
parker i admire your patience....
Title: Re: Lots of racism to the japanes on this board....
Post by: _bruce_ on March 13, 2011, 12:49:07 PM
I dunno, but I know a couple mexican dudes that hate mexicans.  Seems like the "minorities" that figure out how to be successful really don't like the ones that are mooches.

Boom - truth.