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I hate them all.
Today I was in a mall, and I pass this woman selling some sort of skin moisturizer in a kiosk. She runs over to me and says "sir, I need to see your hands". I was already annoyed, but I didn't want to look like a prick so I obliged. She looks at all the callouses and dryness and is shocked "You should be ashamed of yourself for having hands like these" real loud. She then blabs on about how this top of the line exotic crap is gonna turn my hands all silky and smooth and proceeds to demonstrate it on me without my permission. That's when I had enough. I'm like, "lady, do I look like some sort of metro fag to you?" She stops and is a bit shocked. I start laughing right in her face, but not in a mean way. "No guy is gonna buy this crap, come on now". She's now looking at me like I have two heads. "well, maybe you can buy it as a gift for someone, maybe -" "No, I'm not interested"
I think it was at least 4 no's until she finally got the message. Dear god with this shit, now I look like the asshole.
Same crap happened a month ago. Some chick was pushing these floral, aroma like pillows your supposed to smell and heat up to "soothe" you. She runs up to me and drapes one over my neck. I got on like army boots and sweat pants on. Yeah, just what I was looking for. I swear with these broads. Ladies - exercise some common sense. I'm not handing out 9 mm handgun flier sales in your bed bath and beyond. Know your clientele a little better.
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Was it this stuff
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yeah, some shit from the dead sea.
:D
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I hate them all.
Today I was in a mall, and I pass this woman selling some sort of skin moisturizer in a kiosk. She runs over to me and says "sir, I need to see your hands". I was already annoyed, but I didn't want to look like a prick so I obliged. She looks at all the callouses and dryness and is shocked "You should be ashamed of yourself for having hands like these" real loud. She then blabs on about how this top of the line exotic crap is gonna turn my hands all silky and smooth and proceeds to demonstrate it on me without my permission. That's when I had enough. I'm like, "lady, do I look like some sort of metro fag to you?" She stops and is a bit shocked. I start laughing right in her face, but not in a mean way. "No guy is gonna buy this crap, come on now". She's now looking at me like I have two heads. "well, maybe you can buy it as a gift for someone, maybe -" "No, I'm not interested"
I think it was at least 4 no's until she finally got the message. Dear god with this shit, now I look like the asshole.
Same crap happened a month ago. Some chick was pushing these floral, aroma like pillows your supposed to smell and heat up to "soothe" you. She runs up to me and drapes one over my neck. I got on like army boots and sweat pants on. Yeah, just what I was looking for. I swear with these broads. Ladies - exercise
some common sense. I'm not handing out 9 mm handgun flier sales in your bed bath and beyond. Know your clientele a little better.
many of those "skin moisterizers" and lotions contain estrogen compounds.
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yeah, some shit from the dead sea.
:D
I was also attacked by a kiosk person and just wanted to get away...later saw it on sale at a store, sampled again and bought w/no pressure....it actually seems like pretty good stuff.
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I hate them all.
Today I was in a mall, and I pass this woman selling some sort of skin moisturizer in a kiosk. She runs over to me and says "sir, I need to see your hands". I was already annoyed, but I didn't want to look like a prick so I obliged. She looks at all the callouses and dryness and is shocked "You should be ashamed of yourself for having hands like these" real loud. She then blabs on about how this top of the line exotic crap is gonna turn my hands all silky and smooth and proceeds to demonstrate it on me without my permission. That's when I had enough. I'm like, "lady, do I look like some sort of metro fag to you?" She stops and is a bit shocked. I start laughing right in her face, but not in a mean way. "No guy is gonna buy this crap, come on now". She's now looking at me like I have two heads. "well, maybe you can buy it as a gift for someone, maybe -" "No, I'm not interested"
I think it was at least 4 no's until she finally got the message. Dear god with this shit, now I look like the asshole.
Same crap happened a month ago. Some chick was pushing these floral, aroma like pillows your supposed to smell and heat up to "soothe" you. She runs up to me and drapes one over my neck. I got on like army boots and sweat pants on. Yeah, just what I was looking for. I swear with these broads. Ladies - exercise some common sense. I'm not handing out 9 mm handgun flier sales in your bed bath and beyond. Know your clientele a little better.
You must not look like a badass ;D
Next time, give her the "look" >:( and keep walking ;D
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You must not look like a badass ;D
Next time, give her the "look" >:( and keep walking ;D
;D
You must work at a kiosk.
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Israelis?
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;D
You must work at a kiosk.
Your mom does ;D
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Your mom does ;D
My moms dead........thanks for bringing up horrible memories.
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My moms dead........thanks for bringing up horrible memories.
I sorry :'(
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I sorry :'(
Just kidding! :D
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Seems to me like there was a bit of sexual tension going on there man. You should have just led her to the public toliets for a something-something ;D
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You must not look like a badass ;D
Next time, give her the "look" >:( and keep walking ;D
hahaha
I'm not smart enough to understand women
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It's called "just walk by and ignore them"
Not rocket science dude.