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Title: I am a getbigger
Post by: Firemuscle on March 13, 2011, 05:33:15 PM: I've got a 150 iq.

I've got an 8 inch cock, thick as a soda can.

I'm 250 pounds, lean of course. But I can't post pics to prove it because uh..... my camera is broken.

I own my own home and make about 80K per year.

I only fuck perfect 10's. Everything else in beneath my standards.

What else?
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: Princess L on March 13, 2011, 05:36:46 PM: Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on March 13, 2011, 05:33:15 PM

What else?

Hair?
Car?
Size of TV?
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: tendonitis on March 13, 2011, 05:38:18 PM: Wow, Ron's really lowered the standards here since my account was approved.
I barely got in with my 9 inch cock and 150K a year salary.
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: Fury on March 13, 2011, 05:39:23 PM: Quote from: tendonitis on March 13, 2011, 05:38:18 PM
Wow, Ron's really lowered the standards here since my account was approved.
I barely got in with my 9 inch cock and 150K a year salary.

Most Getbiggers make that within an hour of the opening bell.
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: Firemuscle on March 13, 2011, 05:39:57 PM: Quote from: Princess L on March 13, 2011, 05:36:46 PM

Hair?
Car?
Size of TV?

Full head of hair, gelled up like a guido at a dance club. Or a shaved head (but that's cool because chicks dig a shaved head) :-X

Car, nothin less than a 20K ride for sho.

TV. HUGE AND EXPENSIVE OF COURSE.

No weakness, only strength. Even if it's pure delusion, no weakness
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: newmom on March 13, 2011, 05:41:34 PM: Quote from: tendonitis on March 13, 2011, 05:38:18 PM
Wow, Ron's really lowered the standards here since my account was approved.
I barely got in with my 9 inch cock and 150K a year salary.

;D ;D ;D

hello there ;) :D
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: Firemuscle on March 13, 2011, 05:44:24 PM: Quote from: newmom on March 13, 2011, 05:41:34 PM
;D ;D ;D

hello there ;) :D

Baby my cock is 9.5 inches.

Also I am a hardcore biker. My club is called Tha Outlawz. You would fall in love with me and my huge cock.

I make all my money from running meth on my Harley too. 2 million dollars per year. Wassup baby :-* :P :-* :P
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: Hulkotron on March 13, 2011, 05:46:12 PM: I'm eating rice and chicken literally right now.
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: dj181 on March 13, 2011, 05:46:13 PM: Don't forget sub-7
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: newmom on March 13, 2011, 05:53:53 PM: Quote from: Hulkotron on March 13, 2011, 05:46:12 PM
I'm eating rice and chicken literally right now.

I had sushi and hibachi
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: newmom on March 13, 2011, 05:56:47 PM: Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on March 13, 2011, 05:44:24 PM
Baby my cock is 9.5 inches.

Also I am a hardcore biker. My club is called Tha Outlawz. You would fall in love with me and my huge cock.

I make all my money from running meth on my Harley too. 2 million dollars per year. Wassup baby :-* :P :-* :P

Sure ya do pal...
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: Nirvana on March 13, 2011, 07:03:13 PM: that whole 150+ IQ thing has gotten popular lately.

which has nothing to do with intelligence, wisdom, worth, integrity etc. but congrats on an internet IQ "test"
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: Skeletor on March 13, 2011, 07:06:28 PM: Don't forget all around tough guy that can beat any MMA fighter.

And of course all natural, 100% genetics (or maybe gebetics)
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: Hulkotron on March 13, 2011, 07:07:48 PM: I have a Ph.D. and I got like a 108 on that test. My whole professional life has been a waste so far.
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 13, 2011, 07:09:14 PM
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: dyslexic on March 13, 2011, 08:26:09 PM: Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on March 13, 2011, 05:39:57 PM
Full head of hair, gelled up like a guido at a dance club. Or a shaved head (but that's cool because chicks dig a shaved head) :-X

Car, nothin less than a 20K ride for sho.

TV. HUGE AND EXPENSIVE OF COURSE.

No weakness, only strength. Even if it's pure delusion, no weakness

Everyone has a "weakness"

Knowing what it is (is) where your strength manifests itself. Of course I know this thread is nothing short of facetious.
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: slacker on March 13, 2011, 08:30:39 PM: I dont get it. I know there are a lot of shit talkers on the net However surely some others are making money bangin hot ass and driving nice cars. I live in a huge house. Drive many nice cars. Walk around at 285lb with 12/15% bf depending on the season. I cant be the only one.
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: Firemuscle on March 13, 2011, 08:52:23 PM: Quote from: slacker on March 13, 2011, 08:30:39 PM
I dont get it. I know there are a lot of shit talkers on the net However surely some others are making money bangin hot ass and driving nice cars. I live in a huge house. Drive many nice cars. Walk around at 285lb with 12/15% bf depending on the season. I cant be the only one.

Got pics to prove it?

I am a 159 pounds and don't want to get bigger. My body feels great, healthy, full of energy, lean and good shape. Pussy pulling physique.

I bloated myself up to 182 last year. Felt like shit, looked like shit. Fuck all that.

Charlie Sheen weighs 160 and he don't give a fuck about his muscles. That's winning.

Also I live in an apartment. Ride a bicycle. And bang fat and semi-ugly bitches. Winning.
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 13, 2011, 10:49:07 PM: I sneezed for the first time in my life after drinking 32ounces of Plazmosis and I nearly wiped out all of Japan the other day.
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: Firemuscle on March 13, 2011, 11:20:44 PM: Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on March 13, 2011, 10:49:07 PM
I sneezed for the first time in my life after drinking 32ounces of Plazmosis and I nearly wiped out all of Japan the other day.

I did the same thing when one of your Mom's pussy hairs got in my nose. Epic sneeze.
Title: Re: I am a getbigger
Post by: Nirvana on March 14, 2011, 06:59:18 AM: Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on March 13, 2011, 08:52:23 PM
Got pics to prove it?
I am a 159 pounds and don't want to get bigger. My body feels great, healthy, full of energy, lean and good shape. Pussy pulling physique.

I bloated myself up to 182 last year. Felt like shit, looked like shit. Fuck all that.

Charlie Sheen weighs 160 and he don't give a fuck about his muscles. That's winning.

Also I live in an apartment. Ride a bicycle. And bang fat and semi-ugly bitches. Winning.
this goes back to the whole "my camera is broken"

or some other dumbass reason