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Title: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Marty Champions on March 20, 2011, 05:07:06 AM
so  pathetic. i wouldnt fight MMA id get destroyed by all those dudes knowing choke holds n shit that i dont know but boxing id love if someone could get me a fight set up with this clown so i can destroy his legacy and change the universe
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: L00n on March 20, 2011, 05:10:52 AM
Posts: 14229

and you make a thread like this ..
amazing.
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: cephissus on March 20, 2011, 05:22:38 AM
godspeed falcon!
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Marty Champions on March 20, 2011, 05:29:40 AM
Posts: 14229

and you make a thread like this ..
amazing.
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Marty Champions on March 20, 2011, 05:30:16 AM
godspeed falcon!


5:34 "then the devil i have worshiped for a long time gave me the power to defeat...dorian"
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Marty Champions on March 20, 2011, 05:37:53 AM


5:34 "then the devil i have worshiped for a long time gave me the power to defeat...dorian"

dorian back to life?

Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: _bruce_ on March 20, 2011, 06:00:20 AM


5:34 "then the devil i have worshiped for a long time gave me the power to defeat...dorian"

Lower the dosage... of whatever "your" taking.  :D
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: dj181 on March 20, 2011, 06:22:23 AM
But I gots me a feeling dat you is exactly like me Falcon, lightening fast hands wit zero punching power and a glass jaw ROFL!
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Jaime on March 20, 2011, 06:27:58 AM
Stfu you imbecile.
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: ChristopherA on March 20, 2011, 07:07:42 AM
Stfu you imbecile.
Ya because he's serious moron. Show the Failcan some respect
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Jaime on March 20, 2011, 07:32:33 AM
Ya because he's serious moron. Show the Failcan some respect


Who cares whether he is serious? Point still stands.
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 20, 2011, 04:24:01 PM
dorian back to life?


Falcon could probably take down a bunch of these chump heavyweight boxers on a two day notice.  8)
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on March 20, 2011, 06:41:58 PM
But I gots me a feeling dat you is exactly like me Falcon, lightening fast hands wit zero punching power and a glass jaw ROFL!

the dude doesnt even know how to punch, hes just flapping his arms in the air
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on March 20, 2011, 06:44:49 PM

Who cares whether he is serious? Point still stands.
The man said respect the man
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Marty Champions on March 20, 2011, 06:48:13 PM
the dude doesnt even know how to punch, hes just flapping his arms in the air
here i punch you face for us





Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: polychronopolous on March 20, 2011, 09:24:37 PM
here i punch you face for us







If Vitali can walk right through that MASSIVE uppercut thrown by Lennox Lewis at :09 then I doubt there is anything you are going to put out there that would phase him in the slightest. Most men would have been put into a coma by that shot.

While people might criticize him for lack of high quality opposition, in regards to ability to take a punch Vitali is bulletproof. Greatest chin ever by a boxer...never even been close to being knocked down. Who else can claim that?

Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 20, 2011, 09:28:57 PM
If Vitali can walk right through that MASSIVE uppercut thrown by Lennox Lewis at :09 then I doubt there is anything you are going to put out there that would phase him in the slightest. Most men would have been put into a coma by that shot.

While people might criticize him for lack of high quality opposition, in regards to ability to take a punch Vitali is bulletproof. Greatest chin ever by a boxer...never even been close to being knocked down. Who else can claim that?



sure he can take a punch, but he's never received a falcon punch.  the failcan is no ordinary mortal.  
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Marty Champions on March 21, 2011, 06:14:57 AM
that lewis and klitchko fight was a great fight

lewis didnt throw a whole lot of punches and was saving for the power punch

klitchko was punching constantly but doing little damage

both fighters are too skinny thus lack power and endurance

a fatter fighter like me would consume calories in between rounds , and keeping a more respectable punching power and pace since im used to standing all day anyways. I could only imagine how violent my combos would be if i took a day off from work and sat down all day only to power up for a fight
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 21, 2011, 06:16:58 AM
I could only imagine how violent my combos would be if i took a day off from work and sat down all day only to power up for a fight

they would be pretty damn lethal to a big lug like Vladimir.
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Marty Champions on March 21, 2011, 06:20:20 AM
they would be pretty damn lethal to a big lug like Vladimir.

i would take them out first or second round , if i powerd up all day and didnt go to work.
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Krankenstein on March 21, 2011, 06:30:08 AM
a fatter fighter like me would consume calories in between rounds , and keeping a more respectable punching power and pace since im used to standing all day anyways. I could only imagine how violent my combos would be if i took a day off from work and sat down all day only to power up for a fight

You really are clueless...you really dont have the slightest idea of how much endurance some boxers have.  Instead of throwing 'falcon punches'  ::) in the air....tape yourself hitting a bag for 3 solid minutes...then take the standard break between rounds...(consume calories between the round) and do it again...for three minutes.  Would imagine you would gas out VERY fast...even with a week off of work....
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 21, 2011, 06:37:56 AM
You really are clueless...you really dont have the slightest idea of how much endurance some boxers have.  Instead of throwing 'falcon punches'  ::) in the air....tape yourself hitting a bag for 3 solid minutes...then take the standard break between rounds...(consume calories between the round) and do it again...for three minutes.  Would imagine you would gas out VERY fast...even with a week off of work....

Gee, thanks for your input Freddie Roach.  ::)
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Marty Champions on March 21, 2011, 06:47:59 AM
You really are clueless...you really dont have the slightest idea of how much endurance some boxers have.  Instead of throwing 'falcon punches'  ::) in the air....tape yourself hitting a bag for 3 solid minutes...then take the standard break between rounds...(consume calories between the round) and do it again...for three minutes.  Would imagine you would gas out VERY fast...even with a week off of work....


i understand you wanting to defend klitcko but i think he would enjoy learning my fighting tactics , after the fight he can watch a dvd on how well i punch him in the hospital
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 21, 2011, 09:21:03 AM
i would take them out first or second round , if i powerd up all day and didnt go to work.
Who would be your ringside trainer the Supreme Leader as in your avatar bringing superior knowledge and guiding you in these fights?
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Krankenstein on March 21, 2011, 10:51:49 AM
Gee, thanks for your input Freddie Roach.  ::)

Hardly Freedie.....One of my patients has an MMA gym and invited me to train a few times with him (he is a boxer) and its not as easy as paint fumes johnny would like to think it is.
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: dj181 on March 21, 2011, 10:57:01 AM
The best all around athlete is a toss up btw a boxer and a basketball player. But if you want to get very specfic then an NFL back, running back or defensive back, is da true cream of da crop, and far as all around athletes are concerned.
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: polychronopolous on March 21, 2011, 11:11:31 AM
The best all around athlete is a toss up btw a boxer and a basketball player. But if you want to get very specfic then an NFL back, running back or defensive back, is da true cream of da crop, and far as all around athletes are concerned.

And then a couple notches above that is where you would put the Johnny Falcons of the world.
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on March 21, 2011, 12:21:26 PM
You really are clueless...you really dont have the slightest idea of how much endurance some boxers have.  Instead of throwing 'falcon punches'  ::) in the air....tape yourself hitting a bag for 3 solid minutes...then take the standard break between rounds...(consume calories between the round) and do it again...for three minutes.  Would imagine you would gas out VERY fast...even with a week off of work....

why is this even a discussion?
Falcon is a noob and you are comparing him to a professional lol
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Krankenstein on March 21, 2011, 08:00:33 PM
why is this even a discussion?
Falcon is a noob and you are comparing him to a professional lol

I am not the one comparing him...I am saying that he is even more delusional than everyone thinks he is....
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 23, 2011, 11:28:24 AM
 8) Barber Shop talk.
Title: Re: I want to destroy Klitchsko hes a a bitch who fights fixed fights
Post by: ChopperRider on March 23, 2011, 01:03:26 PM
I am not the one comparing him...I am saying that he is even more delusional than everyone thinks he is....

Just read some of the falcon's posts. Is that even possible?