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Title: Comparing Apples to Apples - 93 O Yates vs 11 GP Branch
Post by: Shockwave on March 23, 2011, 07:44:02 AM: Compares apples to apples (Not Paris to Branch) - Mass monster to mass monster - IMO todays posers cant even bother to try and come up with a decent routine, and it seems like they cant even hit the poses properly.

Branch started out ok, but then the music just stopped and he starts walking around like a weird fucking troll slapping his thighs and shaking his head back and forth to a bunch of randomly switching songs. WTF?

Dorian isnt a fancy poser, hes not one of those guys that jumps and flips around stage like shawn ray, but IMO you can clearly see that he at least put some thought into his routine, and tried to actually create a routine from start to finish, rather than start posing, then just have songs switch every 30 seconds so he can walk back and forth slapping and shaking his thigh.

Not to mention Dorians actual ability to hit the poses properly, hide his flaws, and show his strong points. BB today dont seem to know how to hide their weakpoints.

Modern BB sucks ass.
Title: Re: Posing - Comparing Apples to Apples - Yates vs Branch
Post by: 225for70 on March 23, 2011, 07:54:45 AM: Posing had def gone down hill.
Title: Re: Posing - Comparing Apples to Apples - Yates vs Branch
Post by: MB on March 23, 2011, 07:59:41 AM: Eliminate the mixing and multiple songs. The best routines are usually one song.
Title: Re: Posing - Comparing Apples to Apples - Yates vs Branch
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 23, 2011, 08:05:12 AM: hahahahahaaaaa..... look at the little dick trying to be a "badass".....nice fist pump ::)
Title: Re: Posing - Comparing Apples to Apples - Yates vs Branch
Post by: Shockwave on March 23, 2011, 08:13:09 AM: Quote from: Groink on March 23, 2011, 08:05:12 AM
hahahahahaaaaa..... look at the little dick trying to be a "badass".....nice fist pump ::)
"Im an AMERICAN BADASS" *Fist pump *End of routine

Like how he had to add that clip in, to tell everyone in the audience that hes a baddass, while dancing around on stage in front of a whole bunch of homosexual men in a glittery thong.
Brutal inferiority complex.
What a fkin queen.
Title: Re: Posing - Comparing Apples to Apples - Yates vs Branch
Post by: BayGBM on March 23, 2011, 08:16:14 AM: Quote from: Shockwave on March 23, 2011, 08:13:09 AM
"Im an AMERICAN BADASS" *Fist pump *End of routine

Like how he had to add that clip in, to tell everyone in the audience that hes a baddass, while dancing around on stage in front of a whole bunch of homosexual men in a glittery thong.
Brutal inferiority complex.
What a fkin queen.

;D
Title: Re: Comparing Apples to Apples - 93 O Yates vs 11 GP Branch
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 23, 2011, 08:30:45 AM: the new rage is flex'n'grunt routines

if you don't look like you are squeezing out a turd it ain't posing
Title: Re: Comparing Apples to Apples - 93 O Yates vs 11 GP Branch
Post by: MORTALCOIL on March 23, 2011, 08:32:58 AM: (http://www.nyapplecountry.com/images/photosvarieties/redrome04.jpg)(http://lh6.ggpht.com/f28photo/SCcPBS-dhXI/AAAAAAAAARg/sjgfrqnYHEQ/rotten.jpg)

You call that a comparison?
Title: Re: Comparing Apples to Apples - 93 O Yates vs 11 GP Branch
Post by: Shockwave on March 23, 2011, 04:39:05 PM: Quote from: MORTALCOIL on March 23, 2011, 08:32:58 AM
(http://www.nyapplecountry.com/images/photosvarieties/redrome04.jpg)(http://lh6.ggpht.com/f28photo/SCcPBS-dhXI/AAAAAAAAARg/sjgfrqnYHEQ/rotten.jpg)

You call that a comparison?
Dorian is the closest bodybuilder I could think of to Branch, everyone compares their Conditioning (bullshit IMO), arms, etc.
Branch is no where near Dorians level IMO.
Title: Re: Comparing Apples to Apples - 93 O Yates vs 11 GP Branch
Post by: yates fan on March 23, 2011, 05:02:43 PM: branch does have the grainy hardness dorian had,he just doesnt have as complete a physique as yates.
Title: Re: Comparing Apples to Apples - 93 O Yates vs 11 GP Branch
Post by: che on March 23, 2011, 05:12:20 PM: They both look like shit.

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_-j80bHiXDTs/TVZ2qg1EwvI/AAAAAAAAAns/88Qxmclxlhw/s512/untrained%20zone.jpg)
Title: Re: Comparing Apples to Apples - 93 O Yates vs 11 GP Branch
Post by: 99 Bananas on March 23, 2011, 05:44:07 PM: HAHAHAHAH how in the world am I supposed to take that little dwarf seriously. Fist pumping and slapping his thigh all hardcore like. What an asshole.
*cue the ''real fans of bodybuilding'' to come in and say i've never seen the inside of a gym.