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Title: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 24, 2011, 11:44:33 PM: -if there is one black guy in charge of a large group of white people there is something wrong.

-as for a woman, try to settle down with a tom-boy who is a 6 at best. the hot ones are psycho and are only to be humped and discarded often.

-hippies and homos are to be beaten at will.

-make sure all your friends are smaller than you. it makes you look bigger. men who are bigger than you are your competition and need to be dealt with.

-spending your life making up for your shitty childhood is a noble and worthwhile undertaking.

-asians are very helpful and you should keep a handful in your inner circle at all times for thier cleverness and knowledge and stuff.

any more?
Title: Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 24, 2011, 11:59:20 PM: Being possessed of awesome physical talents makes Doug Steele inexplicably mad.
Title: Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: swoody on March 25, 2011, 09:52:13 AM: -For good white noise to go to sleep to, try listening to the lamentation of women. It brings peace to the soul.
Title: Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: Parker on March 25, 2011, 10:04:59 AM: Female witches/demons are straight freaks in bed and make weird ass noises---and you don't feel guilty about throwing them in the fire...
Title: Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: MORTALCOIL on March 25, 2011, 10:06:58 AM: Language as an efficient communication tool is overrated. Steel, sharpened preferably, makes a stronger point.
Title: Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 25, 2011, 10:33:03 AM: If you can beat up your hero, find a new hero!
Title: Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: ManBearPig... on March 25, 2011, 10:43:39 AM: - most problems can be dealt with by over drinking.
Title: Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: Hulkotron on March 25, 2011, 10:48:39 AM: Quote from: MORTALCOIL on March 25, 2011, 10:06:58 AM
Language as an efficient communication tool is overrated. Steel, sharpened preferably, makes a stronger point.

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Title: Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: ManBearPig... on March 25, 2011, 10:53:41 AM: Quote from: ManBearPig... on March 25, 2011, 10:43:39 AM
- most problems can be dealt with by over drinking.
Title: Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: cart@@n on March 25, 2011, 11:05:34 AM: Punching animals in the face is a good way to knock then over in battle, or punish them for misbehavior.
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Post by: Tito24 on March 25, 2011, 11:06:32 AM: conan labs
Title: Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: Master Blaster on March 25, 2011, 11:55:05 AM: Hawaiin Conan
Title: Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: G_Thang on March 25, 2011, 12:00:16 PM: Conan, The Homeless Man Edition with Bag Lady Concubine.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mDDPbm9UTfg/SOtQr9hQFNI/AAAAAAAASI0/2K-nAZ2kwJg/s400/jason-momoa-lisa-bonet.jpg)
Title: Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on March 25, 2011, 12:24:52 PM: -If Conan wants to fit into the secret cult, he can just knock out a priest and wear his outfit. A perfect disguise.
Title: Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: dr.chimps on March 25, 2011, 12:33:13 PM: Fuck weights. Just push a huge millstone for 15 years.
Title: Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on May 16, 2011, 09:47:42 PM: bizzump
Title: Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
Post by: Skeletor on May 16, 2011, 09:55:22 PM: Quote from: G_Thang on March 25, 2011, 12:00:16 PM
Conan, The Homeless Man Edition with Bag Lady Concubine.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mDDPbm9UTfg/SOtQr9hQFNI/AAAAAAAASI0/2K-nAZ2kwJg/s400/jason-momoa-lisa-bonet.jpg)

And a black man with a gold watch looting their bag.