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Title: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: TacoBell on April 05, 2011, 05:09:56 PM: :)
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: Mr. Magoo on April 05, 2011, 05:15:06 PM: looks like the 2nd metroflex they built

gayer than actually noticing the gym
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Post by: ayub on April 05, 2011, 05:37:31 PM: WEIGHTS
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Post by: Sir Bigness on April 05, 2011, 05:40:24 PM: This!! ;D ;D
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Post by: #1 Klaus fan on April 05, 2011, 05:51:58 PM: Not skinny bitches with fake tits.
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Post by: wild willie on April 05, 2011, 06:08:34 PM: hammer strength......icarian... ...bodymasters.....cybex ......irongrip dumbbells

a whirl pool......and many ladies with nice keisters!
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: Croatch on April 05, 2011, 06:36:20 PM: Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on April 05, 2011, 05:51:58 PM
Not skinny bitches with fake tits.
True true. Though this slut has a nice face...making it tolerable.
Not enough hips or ass.
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: TacoBell on April 05, 2011, 06:42:26 PM: Quote from: Croatch on April 05, 2011, 06:36:20 PM
True true. Though this slut has a nice face...making it tolerable.
Not enough hips or ass.

Please tell me that you would hit that croatch
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: WillGrant on April 05, 2011, 07:25:37 PM: Quote from: TacoBell on April 05, 2011, 05:09:56 PM
:)
Fuck yeah!!! :o
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: Natural Man on April 05, 2011, 07:38:11 PM: Quote from: Croatch on April 05, 2011, 06:36:20 PM
True true. Though this slut has a nice face...making it tolerable.
Not enough hips or ass.

::)
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: chaos on April 05, 2011, 07:45:31 PM: Quote from: TacoBell on April 05, 2011, 06:42:26 PM
Please tell me that you would hit that croatch
Croatch is gayer than two guys playing ringtoss with Funyuns
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: TacoBell on April 05, 2011, 07:47:11 PM: Quote from: chaos on April 05, 2011, 07:45:31 PM
Croatch is gayer than two guys playing ringtoss with ~~Funyuns~~ croatch

:D
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: kh300 on April 05, 2011, 07:50:08 PM: Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on April 05, 2011, 05:51:58 PM
Not skinny bitches with fake tits.

the opposite of what he said
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 05, 2011, 07:52:10 PM: OMG.... :o :o :o :o :o

I would hit that so hard japan would get another earthquake..

no joke..
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: HTexan on April 05, 2011, 08:05:25 PM: price = P
equipment = E
location = L
no tappouters = t
rush hour =r

(-r(P+E) *(-t))/ L)

;)
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: Firemuscle on April 05, 2011, 09:12:28 PM: Fuck the gym. I lift at home.

Gyms in the US are cool. In many countries, the gyms fucking suck and you're better off doing it at home.
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Post by: Coach is Back! on April 05, 2011, 09:17:53 PM: My motto is if you walk into a gym and it doesn't have a ham/glute raise.....leave!
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: chaos on April 05, 2011, 09:19:02 PM: Quote from: The Coach on April 05, 2011, 09:17:53 PM
My motto is if you walk into a gym and it doesn't have a ham/glute raise.....leave!
??? Is that the Superman machine?
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: 2ND COMING on April 05, 2011, 10:01:07 PM: Quote from: The Coach on April 05, 2011, 09:17:53 PM
My motto is if you walk into a gym and it doesn't have sticky studs.....leave!

fixed :D
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Post by: Daryl07 on April 05, 2011, 10:03:27 PM: I look good calm atmosphere in gym where everyone should be busy in doing exercise. I like to do dumbbells in gym and i always look for this.
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Post by: Meso_z on April 05, 2011, 10:07:31 PM: Moms.
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Post by: Coach is Back! on April 05, 2011, 10:12:08 PM: Quote from: TacoBell on April 05, 2011, 05:09:56 PM
:)

This is what I get for looking at a thread on a phone that shows no pictures :(
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Post by: Coach is Back! on April 05, 2011, 10:13:32 PM: Quote from: chaos on April 05, 2011, 09:19:02 PM
??? Is that the Superman machine?
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Post by: HTexan on April 05, 2011, 11:46:21 PM: Quote from: 2ND COMING on April 05, 2011, 10:01:07 PM
fixed :D
Haha
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Post by: marty31672 on April 05, 2011, 11:47:43 PM: i go to the gym that is closest to my home
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 06, 2011, 01:27:21 AM: Quote from: The Coach on April 05, 2011, 09:17:53 PM
My motto is if you walk into a gym and it doesn't have a ham/glute raise.....leave!

We got one of these:

(http://www.workout-routines-that-work.com/images/glute-workout-woman-hyperextension.jpg)

but none of the assholes at my gym (including myself) know how to use it?

Please share!
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Post by: Roger Bacon on April 06, 2011, 01:29:32 AM: Quote from: P.I.P on April 06, 2011, 01:27:21 AM
We got one of these:

(http://www.workout-routines-that-work.com/images/glute-workout-woman-hyperextension.jpg)

but none of the assholes at my gym (including myself) know how to use it?

Please share!

I mean I thought this thing was for lower back? WTF ???
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: wes on April 06, 2011, 01:31:43 AM: If they don`t have a lot of TV`s,a lunk alarm,Swiss Balls,balance boards,rubber bands,pink dumbells,and skinny fat douchebags shadowboxing,I ain`t joining.
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 06, 2011, 01:32:18 AM: Quote from: P.I.P on April 06, 2011, 01:27:21 AM
We got one of these:

(http://www.workout-routines-that-work.com/images/glute-workout-woman-hyperextension.jpg)

but none of the assholes at my gym (including myself) know how to use it?

Please share!
Just drop her pants and let your johnson do the job
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 06, 2011, 01:48:09 AM: My gym has to be a floppy cock free gym.

Erections required even when squatting.
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 06, 2011, 01:49:03 AM: Quote from: P.I.P on April 06, 2011, 01:27:21 AM
We got one of these:

(http://www.workout-routines-that-work.com/images/glute-workout-woman-hyperextension.jpg)

but none of the assholes at my gym (including myself) know how to use it?

Please share!

This is the best thing for abs, obliques and lower back!
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 06, 2011, 01:53:50 AM: Quote from: DroppingPlates on April 06, 2011, 01:32:18 AM
Just drop her pants and let your johnson do the job

P.I.P - Obvious virgin... :-X
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: D-bol on April 06, 2011, 02:50:26 AM: Quote from: HTexan on April 05, 2011, 08:05:25 PM
price = P
equipment = E
location = L
no tappouters = t
rush hour =r

(-r(P+E) *(-t))/ L)

;)

so whats the deciding criteria then? above 1? below 1? greater/less than? ;D
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: _bruce_ on April 06, 2011, 04:17:37 AM: Quote from: Sir Bigness on April 05, 2011, 05:40:24 PM
This!! ;D ;D

I'm in love :D
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: newmom on April 06, 2011, 04:21:24 AM: Quote from: Captain Equipoise on April 06, 2011, 01:49:03 AM
This is the best thing for abs, obliques and lower back!

blah, doesn't do shit for me ???
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: WillGrant on April 06, 2011, 04:58:13 AM: (http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le5l2uZiOk1qzsa3ho1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: Meso_z on April 06, 2011, 05:07:01 AM: I look for milfs.
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 06, 2011, 07:01:59 AM: Quote from: 2ND COMING on April 05, 2011, 10:01:07 PM
fixed :D

Original...did I strike a nerve with the Obama comments? If I did, good it worked!
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Post by: BayGBM on April 06, 2011, 07:07:32 AM: Dilfs! :P
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Post by: CalvinH on April 06, 2011, 07:13:46 AM: Free tanning,sauna,zumba classes, and smoothies.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on April 06, 2011, 07:17:38 AM: it used to be back in the day...."if the DB's don't go to 200 it ain't a real gym. ..........aaaaaarrrrgggh hhh!!!!"

These days I want a reasonably quiet, well equipped gym....respectable looking clientele and nice facilities ....no more "hardcore" filthy dumps for me. You couldn't pay me to work out at Metroflex or Temple gym
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Post by: Meso_z on April 06, 2011, 07:21:51 AM: Quote from: Groink on April 06, 2011, 07:17:38 AM
it used to be back in the day...."if the DB's don't go to 200 it ain't a real gym. ..........aaaaaarrrrgggh hhh!!!!"

These days I want a reasonably quiet, well equipped gym....respectable looking clientele and nice facilities ....no more "hardcore" filthy dumps for me. You couldn't pay me to work out at Metroflex or Temple gym
;D
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: HUGEPECS on April 06, 2011, 07:34:18 AM: Quote from: wes on April 06, 2011, 01:31:43 AM
If they don`t have a lot of TV`s,a lunk alarm,Swiss Balls,balance boards,rubber bands,pink dumbells,and skinny fat douchebags shadowboxing,I ain`t joining.

which "PLANET" are you talking about here?.... ;D
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: JasonH on April 06, 2011, 08:49:25 AM: Quote from: Groink on April 06, 2011, 07:17:38 AM
it used to be back in the day...."if the DB's don't go to 200 it ain't a real gym. ..........aaaaaarrrrgggh hhh!!!!"

These days I want a reasonably quiet, well equipped gym....respectable looking clientele and nice facilities ....no more "hardcore" filthy dumps for me. You couldn't pay me to work out at Metroflex or Temple gym

I've trained at Temple Gym since 1996 (back when Dorian was still winning his O's) but only last month I finally left there to join a new gym because the place has gone downhill - a lot of the equipment keeps breaking, most of the new members treat the place like shit, and I almost broke my neck when I tripped over a dumbell that someone had left lying because they were too lazy to put it away - amazing how people are strong enough to get the dumbells off the rack to train their egos but can't find the energy to place them back. They got rid of the 200lb dumbells quite a few years ago. Dorian doesn't care about it anymore because it doesn't really make any money anyway. The only thing I miss about the place is that I met some good guys there over the years and the ones that have been there the longest treat the place with respect and train hard and can have a laugh at the same time.
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Post by: Nails on April 06, 2011, 08:50:40 AM: all i simply ask is that the dumbells are paired up on the racks .... thats all
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Post by: funk51 on April 06, 2011, 09:48:00 AM: big ass dbs
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Post by: DroppingPlates on April 06, 2011, 09:53:26 AM: Quote from: funk51 on April 06, 2011, 09:48:00 AM
big ass dbs
On a wooden bench, that's the real deal
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: Croatch on April 06, 2011, 10:04:22 AM: Quote from: TacoBell on April 05, 2011, 06:42:26 PM
Please tell me that you would hit that croatch
Are you kidding...I'd choke her, make her apologize for getting fake tits, then fill her throat with man juice.
So yeah. Thought fake tits are disgusting, along with the attention whoring personality that usually accompanies them...of course I'd hit it.
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: newmom on April 06, 2011, 10:06:35 AM: Quote from: BayGBM on April 06, 2011, 07:07:32 AM
Dilfs! :P

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO, I'm assuming this means Dads I like to fuck..That's funny, never heard that
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: no one on April 06, 2011, 10:11:03 AM: 1) lots of space

2) wide variety of equipment, preferably hammer and cybex

3) 2-3 sets of dumbells for each weight increment, and at least up to 120's

4) 2-3 sets of benches, squat racks, smith machines, chairs. etc.

5) hot chicks.
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Post by: Dr Dutch on April 06, 2011, 10:13:02 AM: absence of "personal trainers"
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Post by: Meso_z on April 06, 2011, 10:14:42 AM: Clean "locker rooms".
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Post by: Dr Dutch on April 06, 2011, 10:30:13 AM: Toilets actually flushed.
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Post by: DroppingPlates on April 06, 2011, 10:39:49 AM: Quote from: dutchguy on April 06, 2011, 10:30:13 AM
Toilets actually flushed.
That's a high standard for a Dutch gym
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: HUGEPECS on April 06, 2011, 12:26:41 PM: Quote from: funk51 on April 06, 2011, 09:48:00 AM
big ass dbs

I used to have a Gym with those round dumbells that weigh 140lbs each. they were really easy on the wrist......some douchebag took over management at the gym and got rid of all of them and replace them with 80 pounders.....
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Post by: tom joad on April 06, 2011, 12:31:51 PM: pussy juice stained benches.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on April 06, 2011, 12:35:10 PM: A Power rack and a Olympic set and whores all you need. 8)
Title: Re: what do you look for in a gym?
Post by: 2ND COMING on April 06, 2011, 01:39:17 PM: Quote from: The Coach on April 06, 2011, 07:01:59 AM
Original...did I strike a nerve with the Obama comments? If I did, good it worked!

What obama comment? Don't even try to pull that shit on me. Lol.