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Title: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 07, 2011, 09:58:35 AM
Fuck!
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: CalvinH on April 07, 2011, 10:01:56 AM
Oh well,there goes wife number 6!
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: _bruce_ on April 07, 2011, 10:06:12 AM
Maybe it was a case of mistaken identity  :D
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: pluck on April 07, 2011, 10:07:06 AM
A strong conservative such as yourself hiring an illegal ?

Now, Coach...care to 'splain yourself?
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 07, 2011, 10:10:44 AM
Meg whitman syndrom....we hired her through an agency a few years ago. She was married to a white guy. BTW, don't think I didn't see this coming from someone on here.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Nails on April 07, 2011, 10:11:52 AM
So if she was married to a white feller ... Why did she get deported?
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 07, 2011, 10:12:58 AM
I have no idea, she hadn't been to the house in a couple of weeks so I called.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 07, 2011, 10:16:27 AM
I have no idea, she hadn't been to the house in a couple of weeks so I called.

The amount of splattered pro tan all around your house must look like an Atomic bomb full of shit hit it ;D
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Nails on April 07, 2011, 10:17:06 AM
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Option D on April 07, 2011, 10:17:39 AM
My friend from amsterdam got deported because he was on a visa waiver.. he was in santa ann dentention for like 2 months
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Tito24 on April 07, 2011, 10:25:27 AM
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: TommyBoy on April 07, 2011, 10:32:57 AM
How much for what services? Considering getting one for our place. Anything to look out for and ways to protect one's self?
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 07, 2011, 10:35:28 AM

X2. Thats actually a good video mars.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 07, 2011, 10:36:49 AM
How about you get your lazy ass bitch wife to do her job and clean the place ?
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Nails on April 07, 2011, 10:37:39 AM
How about you get your lazy ass bitch wife to do her job and clean the place ?


 ;D
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Devon97 on April 07, 2011, 10:40:25 AM
I'm going to miss G_Thang :(
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Nails on April 07, 2011, 10:41:11 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KviHTUkevJ4/SHDpVPOX08I/AAAAAAAAAxo/gxUZ6PMUpbg/s400/Dumbest%2BIllegal%2BImmigrant.bmp)
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Nails on April 07, 2011, 10:44:58 AM




Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 07, 2011, 11:48:09 AM
Show some respect turd, she works (unlike most on here) for our business and like me doesn't have the time. She does cook the meals.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 07, 2011, 11:50:11 AM
Tommy boy, we pay her 75.00 each time, she comes 2-3 times per month, dusts, vaccuums, does our laundry, etc etc. Usually there for about 4-41/2 hrs per visit.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on April 07, 2011, 11:53:56 AM

Way I heard it she got tired of Coach hitting on her constantly, so she decided to quit coming to his place. 
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Game Time on April 07, 2011, 11:54:11 AM
Tommy boy, we pay her 75.00 each time, she comes 2-3 times per month, dusts, vaccuums, does our laundry, etc etc. Usually there for about 4-41/2 hrs per visit.
Edit...missed that one
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 07, 2011, 12:01:22 PM
Show some respect turd, she works (unlike most on here) for our business and like me doesn't have the time. She does cook the meals.

turd is what we call your faggoty little son
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 07, 2011, 12:02:41 PM
Keep the kids out asshole
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 07, 2011, 12:07:31 PM
Keep the kids out asshole

Waaaah...

with your luck he'll turn out a gay midget
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on April 07, 2011, 12:09:18 PM
10 bucks says Coach has just sent 8 pms to Ronidan in the last five minutes.   ;D
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 07, 2011, 12:15:17 PM
10 bucks says Coach has just sent 8 pms to Ronidan in the last five minutes.   ;D

This is getbig ffs, he shouldn't get his (or his son's) panties in a ruffle.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 07, 2011, 12:18:05 PM
Just keep the kids out of it, anyones kids. Not cool in the least.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Option D on April 07, 2011, 12:19:35 PM
turd is what we call your faggoty little son


Cmon bro.. that aint cool...
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: bigdumbbell on April 07, 2011, 12:28:04 PM
Tommy boy, we pay her 75.00 each time, she comes 2-3 times per month, dusts, vaccuums, does our laundry, etc etc. Usually there for about 4-41/2 hrs per visit.
and from 75 she's to deduct local state federal medicare and social security ?  you ARE cheap   LOL
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on April 07, 2011, 12:29:00 PM
Coach you brought htem all into it and now you;re trying to keep them out. good luck.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 07, 2011, 12:38:40 PM
All I said was to keep the kids out of it. I know what I did but I guess people just have to keep lowering what little standards they have.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 07, 2011, 12:43:33 PM
http://www.theonion.com/video/thousands-of-girls-match-description-of-missing-so,18302/



Check here, Coach.  :D
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 07, 2011, 12:47:38 PM
All I said was to keep the kids out of it. I know what I did but I guess people just have to keep lowering what little standards they have.

Somehow you're gonna spin this into Obama's fault..  :D
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Parker on April 07, 2011, 12:51:43 PM
Times is hard, tell that wife of yours, that "I don't have the time",  doesn't cut it anymore. You make time...
Do you you have to take lessons from A Pimp Named Slickback?
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Nails on April 07, 2011, 12:57:27 PM
I got you covered COACH... Any of these whores will clean your asshole instead of washing your Cloths for the same $75 bucks



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Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Devon97 on April 07, 2011, 04:38:22 PM
Tommy boy, we pay her 75.00 each time, she comes 2-3 times per month, dusts, vaccuums, does our laundry, etc etc. Usually there for about 4-41/2 hrs per visit.

DAmn thats a good deal considering your got a big place.

However my housekeeper brings her sister ( not sure if they are legal or not but they speak a diff language) they change $60 to clean my 1 bd rm place but I give them $100 because they do an awesome job and take 2.5 hrs.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 07, 2011, 04:47:13 PM
DAmn thats a good deal considering your got a big place.

However my housekeeper brings her sister ( not sure if they are legal or not but they speak a diff language) they change $60 to clean my 1 bd rm place but I give them $100 because they do an awesome job and take 2.5 hrs.

Our place is small.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: chaos on April 07, 2011, 05:29:16 PM
Hiring illegals now........ ::)
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Firemuscle on April 07, 2011, 05:31:10 PM
Hiring illegals now........ ::)

 LMAO, that's what I was thinking.

 Seems like he talks the talk, but he doesn't walk the walk when it comes to his political and religious beliefs.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: che on April 07, 2011, 05:49:48 PM

 Seems like he talks the talk, but he doesn't walk the walk when it comes to his political and religious beliefs.

It's a republican/conservative  trait.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 07, 2011, 05:51:06 PM
Hiring illegals now........ ::)

I didn't before but this time I have no choice.....your mom starts tomorrow :-*
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 07, 2011, 05:52:13 PM
Taco bell
Sounds like alot of whores are hanging around these establishments.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: chaos on April 07, 2011, 05:52:55 PM
I didn't before but this time I have no choice.....your mom starts tomorrow :-*
So yours get deported and you hire mine?
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Danny on April 07, 2011, 05:56:34 PM
A strong conservative such as yourself hiring an illegal ?

Now, Coach...care to 'splain yourself?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: flexingtonsteele on April 07, 2011, 07:32:00 PM
How lazy can someone be to have a housekeeper.

Wake up early on your days off and clean the house.

Whats so hard about that?
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Bam-bam on April 07, 2011, 07:48:42 PM
How lazy can someone be to have a housekeeper.

Wake up early on your days off and clean the house.

Whats so hard about that?

every middle class and rich family have one in Brazil. Third world countries...  ::)
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: HTexan on April 07, 2011, 07:59:56 PM
Fuck!
so you have illegals?
someone report his ass, so he can find a nice sticky stud in prison.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 07, 2011, 08:00:29 PM
How lazy can someone be to have a housekeeper.

Wake up early on your days off and clean the house.

Whats so hard about that?

Not a matter of being lazy, it's a matter of not having enough time. And on my one day off, I either don't do shit or I golf. My days off are usually on Fridays except in the afternoon with a football team.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 07, 2011, 08:02:16 PM
so you have illegals?
someone report his ass, so he can find a nice sticky stud in prison.

 ::)

You still living in that hotel?
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: HTexan on April 07, 2011, 08:02:36 PM
How lazy can someone be to have a housekeeper.

Wake up early on your days off and clean the house.

Whats so hard about that?
fuck that. It is cheaper to pay someone to clean, when im at work myself. I have a house keeper come over once a month.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Firemuscle on April 07, 2011, 08:02:48 PM
Not a matter of being lazy, it's a matter of not having enough time. And on my one day off, I either don't do shit or I golf. My days off are usually on Fridays except in the afternoon with a football team.

 So how do you justify hiring an illegal, considering what your political beliefs are?
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: HTexan on April 07, 2011, 08:03:41 PM
::)

You still living in that hotel?
what hotel? I got a house bitch. ;)
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Devon97 on April 07, 2011, 08:04:37 PM
How lazy can someone be to have a housekeeper.

Wake up early on your days off and clean the house.

Whats so hard about that?

Well you are spot on with me. I am LAZY as hell when it comes to cleaning. Besides I absolutely hate it.

WOuld much rather pay a professional. THey do a fantastic job.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: HTexan on April 07, 2011, 08:07:50 PM
Well you are spot on with me. I am LAZY as hell when it comes to cleaning. Besides I absolutely hate it.

WOuld much rather pay a professional. THey do a fantastic job.
and they do bathrooms. 8)
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: TommyBoy on April 07, 2011, 10:00:03 PM
Tommy boy, we pay her 75.00 each time, she comes 2-3 times per month, dusts, vaccuums, does our laundry, etc etc. Usually there for about 4-41/2 hrs per visit.

75 bucks 2-3 times a month for 4 hours of free time sounds like a good setup.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: flexingtonsteele on April 07, 2011, 10:12:17 PM
fuck that. It is cheaper to pay someone to clean, when im at work myself. I have a house keeper come over once a month.

I just try not to make a big mess, clean up after myself and do a lil everyday.

That way its never that bad.

Once a week we just do a once over and make sure everythign is clean. Doesnt take very long.

Everyone chips in.

Its easy
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: flexingtonsteele on April 07, 2011, 10:12:52 PM
Not a matter of being lazy, it's a matter of not having enough time. And on my one day off, I either don't do shit or I golf. My days off are usually on Fridays except in the afternoon with a football team.

I work 50 to 60 hours some weeks and have a 2 hour round trip commute to work, yet I find time to keep my house clean.

Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 07, 2011, 10:23:42 PM
I have almost the same thing, Mon, Wed, Fri afternoons I have a 45mi drive round trip plus clients throughout the day and then the day to day business things + a 10mi drive each way to take and pick my son up from school. Like everyone in business, time is money. I'm more productive (as is my wife) going out and making contacts with other coaches than I am cleaning my house.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Firemuscle on April 07, 2011, 10:25:38 PM
I have almost the same thing, Mon, Wed, Fri afternoons I have a 45mi drive round trip plus clients throughout the day and then the day to day business things + a 10mi drive each way to take and pick my son up from school. Like everyone in business, time is money. I'm more productive (as is my wife) going out and making contacts with other coaches than I am cleaning my house.

 Then where do you find the time to post here all day?

 I work a slacker desk warming job, that's why i'm here all day usually.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: flexingtonsteele on April 07, 2011, 10:26:43 PM
I have almost the same thing, Mon, Wed, Fri afternoons I have a 45mi drive round trip plus clients throughout the day and then the day to day business things + a 10mi drive each way to take and pick my son up from school. Like everyone in business, time is money. I'm more productive (as is my wife) going out and making contacts with other coaches than I am cleaning my house.
you just said on ur days off u dont do anything or golf......

how productive is sitting around the house and doing nothing?

i just feel more comfortable cleaning my own crib then having some illegal snooping around my room,closet,drawers etc.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Alex23 on April 07, 2011, 10:28:11 PM
I have almost the same thing, Mon, Wed, Fri afternoons I have a 45mi drive round trip plus clients throughout the day and then the day to day business things + a 10mi drive each way to take and pick my son up from school. Like everyone in business, time is money. I'm more productive (as is my wife) going out and making contacts with other coaches than I am cleaning my house.

How about training too so you don't get ass raped onstage by a large Normanz/German man with good hair?

Otherwise... you might need  to hire another 'house'keeper to clean up the mess I made up your ass when I'm done with you old man..
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 07, 2011, 10:29:02 PM
Look back, I said exept for Friday afternoons.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Firemuscle on April 07, 2011, 10:29:34 PM
How about training too so you don't get ass raped onstage by a large Normanz/German man with good hair?

Otherwise... you might need  to hire another 'house'keeper to clean up the mess I made up your ass when I'm done with you old man..

 Are you guys still competing in that excaliber contest?
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Alex23 on April 07, 2011, 10:30:39 PM
Are you guys still competing in that excaliber contest?

nah we switched...

Your mom's bedroom is now the venue......






































;D
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Firemuscle on April 07, 2011, 10:32:55 PM
nah we switched...

Your mom's bedroom is now the venue......






































;D

 Cool, you won't need to lube her up because I already got her warmed up. Enjoy.

 Her pussy is tighter than your Mom's pussy though. So you'll like it.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 07, 2011, 10:34:17 PM
Even now I look like Muntzer compared to Alex. I'd have to Alex is closer to let's say an offseason Captain Lou Albano!
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Alex23 on April 07, 2011, 10:37:21 PM
Even now I look like Muntzer compared to Alex. I'd have to Alex is closer to let's say an offseason Captain Lou Albano!

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.patriarchrecordings.com/imagesblog/october/g2.jpg)
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2011, 08:20:47 AM
Then where do you find the time to post here all day?

 I work a slacker desk warming job, that's why i'm here all day usually.

Look at most of my posts......mostly from my phone.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 08, 2011, 09:51:54 AM
How about training too so you don't get ass raped onstage by a large Normanz/German man with good hair?

Otherwise... you might need  to hire another 'house'keeper to clean up the mess I made up your ass when I'm done with you old man..

lolz
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 08, 2011, 09:52:30 AM
::)

You still living in that hotel?

ya. Trump Plaza. Getbig style.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: tu_holmes on April 08, 2011, 10:45:53 AM
Still no response on the hiring an illegal... And don't act like you didn't suspect she was an illegal.

It's So-Cal... You gotta suspect a latino housekeeper is illegal.

My personal beliefs is one of I don't give a fuck, but you've railed against illegals so I think it's a valid question.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2011, 10:48:47 AM
Still no response on the hiring an illegal... And don't act like you didn't suspect she was an illegal.

It's So-Cal... You gotta suspect a latino housekeeper is illegal.

My personal beliefs is one of I don't give a fuck, but you've railed against illegals so I think it's a valid question.

Go back and read reply #4. I addressed this the first 3min this thread was started.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: HTexan on April 08, 2011, 02:39:22 PM
How about training too so you don't get ass raped onstage by a large Normanz/German man with good hair?

Otherwise... you might need  to hire another 'house'keeper to clean up the mess I made up your ass when I'm done with you old man..
Hahah fucking owned
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Alex23 on April 08, 2011, 02:41:55 PM
Hahah fucking owned

fuck finally ... worked hard on that one ;D
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2011, 02:50:00 PM
PI owned both yours and Alex's mom when they were cleaning out my fireplace and refrigerator!
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: HTexan on April 08, 2011, 02:54:15 PM
PI owned both yours and Alex's mom when they were cleaning out my fireplace and refrigerator!
I like your fireplace living room. That were I tore your wife's crusty pussy as Alex butt fucked you as you cried for mercy.  :D
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: tu_holmes on April 08, 2011, 03:03:23 PM
Go back and read reply #4. I addressed this the first 3min this thread was started.

Like I said... in so-cal... you gotta expect she's an illegal.

Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2011, 03:39:20 PM
Probably but if I go through an agency it's not my job to find out.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: chaos on April 08, 2011, 06:43:15 PM
Probably but if I go through an agency it's not my job to find out.
Fuck that.......I hired some dirtbags to trim my trees once, called one place and asked if they had their own crew or picked up day laborers at Home Depot......the guys said "what does it matter?" I hung up on that fuck.....if some stinky little taco bender is going to be rummaging through my house/yard I at least want to make sure he is here legally.

I would suggest you find a new agency "Coach". >:(
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Doug_Steele on April 08, 2011, 06:44:35 PM
Fuck that.......I hired some dirtbags to trim my trees once, called one place and asked if they had their own crew or picked up day laborers at Home Depot......the guys said "what does it matter?" I hung up on that fuck.....if some stinky little taco bender is going to be rummaging through my house/yard I at least want to make sure he is here legally.

I would suggest you find a new agency "Coach". >:(

x1000  :D :D
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2011, 06:47:06 PM
Of course I will. I did before.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on April 08, 2011, 10:02:05 PM
Of course I will. I did before.

Oh brother, you're just going to go with the cheapest alternative regardless of whther legal or not.
Title: Re: Our housekeeper got deported
Post by: LittleJ on April 08, 2011, 10:12:17 PM
Coach just want to save money.