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Title: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 08, 2011, 02:50:25 PM
open for questions
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Post by: FREAKgeek on April 08, 2011, 03:19:32 PM
Who was the better bodybuilder, Ronnie or Dorian?
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Post by: Archer77 on April 08, 2011, 03:31:33 PM
Why bother.  Anything you don't know you can look up before you reply.
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Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 08, 2011, 03:52:39 PM
Who was the better bodybuilder, Ronnie or Dorian?

arnold
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Post by: monstercalves on April 08, 2011, 04:08:10 PM
arnold


hahahahhahahah lmfao....this thread is not dead  yet!

Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: HTexan on April 08, 2011, 04:16:06 PM
A old lady dies in a retirement home in dallas. Her son is driving from L.A. To Dallas Texas going 70mph. And his brother is on an airplane, american airlines, ny ny to Dallas. And his dog Is getting shipping by fedex to the same place. Her ex husband is flying in from Canada. Who did she love the most?
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 08, 2011, 04:17:48 PM
A old lady dies in a retirement home in dallas. Her son is driving from L.A. To Dallas Texas going 70mph. And his brother is on an airplane, american airlines, ny ny to Dallas. And his dog Is getting shipping by fedex to the same place. Her ex husband is flying in from Canada. Who did she love the most?

arnold
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Post by: affeman on April 08, 2011, 04:23:43 PM
Where is Swede?
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 08, 2011, 04:25:20 PM
timeout most likely
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Post by: HTexan on April 08, 2011, 04:27:08 PM
arnold
Wrong.
Her son that lives in LA
Because not one loves canadians
No one loves a person that would shipped their dog in a box either.
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: affeman on April 08, 2011, 04:27:16 PM
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Post by: monstercalves on April 08, 2011, 04:34:56 PM
Wrong.
Her son that lives in LA
Because not one loves canadians
No one loves a person that would shipped their dog in a box either.

 ::)
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 08, 2011, 04:39:21 PM
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

egg since dinosuar did egg
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Post by: TacoBell on April 08, 2011, 04:45:58 PM
why is your mom such a whore?
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Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 08, 2011, 04:48:33 PM
all women whores
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Post by: HTexan on April 08, 2011, 04:51:58 PM
How much oil is in DAs arms?
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Post by: Nirvana on April 08, 2011, 04:58:39 PM
how many accounts does tallgerman have now?
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Post by: monstercalves on April 08, 2011, 05:08:18 PM
how many accounts does tallgerman have now?
;D
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Post by: wes on April 08, 2011, 05:20:35 PM
Why`d you start this fucked up thread?
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Post by: daddy8ball on April 08, 2011, 05:21:37 PM
How can I send/receive AT commands to an HTC modem via C# and Windows mobile 6+?
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 08, 2011, 05:27:23 PM
How can I send/receive AT commands to an HTC modem via C# and Windows mobile 6+?

use gforth instead
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 08, 2011, 05:29:55 PM
Why`d you start this fucked up thread?

to give u break from getting cornholed
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Post by: daddy8ball on April 08, 2011, 05:38:36 PM
use gforth instead

windows
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Post by: dov on April 08, 2011, 05:50:20 PM
Is there ever a proper situation to take a piss uphill?
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Post by: HTexan on April 08, 2011, 05:53:51 PM
How many tappoutters does it take to beat up a 5th grader?
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Post by: YngiweRhoads on April 08, 2011, 06:19:58 PM
Why do dogs have black lips?

What the difference between a mexican and a pizza?

How was shit invented?
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Post by: dyslexic on April 08, 2011, 06:44:05 PM
Why would the word 'smartest' be used instead of "intelligent?"





Idiot.
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 08, 2011, 09:56:19 PM
How come your mom never took care of that acne on her ass? She told me she would.
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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on April 08, 2011, 10:12:30 PM
How come your mom never took care of that acne on her ass? She told me she would.

can't say that i'm surprised you're doing women with acne on their asses
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Post by: LittleJ on April 08, 2011, 10:15:55 PM
How come your mom never took care of that acne on her ass? She told me she would.

What a great Christian man
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Post by: Dr Dutch on April 09, 2011, 10:12:06 AM
Why don't we shoot Lou Ferrigno ?
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 09, 2011, 12:25:14 PM
Good thread. Why did Chuck Sipes kill himself?
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: Tito24 on April 09, 2011, 12:29:13 PM
why its all about body image and not about self image?
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 09, 2011, 01:37:24 PM
Why do dogs have black lips?
    genome
What the difference between a mexican and a pizza?
    one is a type of human, other is a foodstuff
How was shit invented?
    it wasn't it simply happened
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 09, 2011, 01:38:00 PM
Why would the word 'smartest' be used instead of "intelligent?"





Idiot.


equivalent words
simpleton
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 09, 2011, 01:38:35 PM
Why don't we shoot Lou Ferrigno ?

you wouldn't like him when hes angery
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 09, 2011, 01:39:10 PM
why its all about body image and not about self image?

you want reaction from outside, must show outside

in own mind you have control
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 09, 2011, 01:39:45 PM
How many tappoutters does it take to beat up a 5th grader?

depends on the 5th grader
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 09, 2011, 01:40:20 PM
How much oil is in DAs arms?

not ever the wize can conjecture
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 09, 2011, 01:40:59 PM
Is there ever a proper situation to take a piss uphill?

yes
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 09, 2011, 01:42:42 PM
48÷2(9+3)=?
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 09, 2011, 01:52:20 PM
Good thread. Why did Chuck Sipes kill himself?

joe weider
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Post by: BIG ACH on April 09, 2011, 02:02:06 PM
Consider a situation in which one is interested in two quantitative design variables (say Temperature and Pressure).  In addition, there are three levels of a single qualitative factor (say Factory A, B, or C).  It is felt that the design should accommodate a second-order model in the quantitative variables and interaction between the linear (quantitative) terms and the qualitative variable.  (Note:  No interaction between the 2 quantitative variables.)

(a)    Write out the model to be fitted.  (Use X’s to denote the quantitative variables and Z’s for the qualitative variable.   Define all variables.)
(b)   Using 15 experimental runs, construct a possible design.  Give the design matrix.
(c)   Show me how you know what terms you can estimate using your design.
(d)   Give the allocation of the df for your 15 point design.
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 09, 2011, 02:02:51 PM
Dorian or Ronnie?
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 09, 2011, 02:06:16 PM
Consider a situation in which one is interested in two quantitative design variables (say Temperature and Pressure).  In addition, there are three levels of a single qualitative factor (say Factory A, B, or C).  It is felt that the design should accommodate a second-order model in the quantitative variables and interaction between the linear (quantitative) terms and the qualitative variable.  (Note:  No interaction between the 2 quantitative variables.)

(a)    Write out the model to be fitted.  (Use X’s to denote the quantitative variables and Z’s for the qualitative variable.   Define all variables.)
(b)   Using 15 experimental runs, construct a possible design.  Give the design matrix.
(c)   Show me how you know what terms you can estimate using your design.
(d)   Give the allocation of the df for your 15 point design.


my rate is 500 an hour for such work
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Post by: dr.chimps on April 09, 2011, 02:07:35 PM
Consider a situation in which one is interested in two quantitative design variables (say Temperature and Pressure).  In addition, there are three levels of a single qualitative factor (say Factory A, B, or C).  It is felt that the design should accommodate a second-order model in the quantitative variables and interaction between the linear (quantitative) terms and the qualitative variable.  (Note:  No interaction between the 2 quantitative variables.)

(a)    Write out the model to be fitted.  (Use X’s to denote the quantitative variables and Z’s for the qualitative variable.   Define all variables.)
(b)   Using 15 experimental runs, construct a possible design.  Give the design matrix.
(c)   Show me how you know what terms you can estimate using your design.
(d)   Give the allocation of the df for your 15 point design.

Is this the spinning discs question, or the sartorial one?     ;D
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Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 09, 2011, 02:07:52 PM
Dorian or Ronnie?

already answered

arnold
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 09, 2011, 02:08:56 PM
How many women should a man have sex with before he gets married?
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: BIG ACH on April 09, 2011, 02:18:31 PM
Is this the spinning discs question, or the sartorial one?     ;D

Second question from my exam in one of my PhD classes! 


It's not going very well so far.... was hoping the smartest man on Getbig could help me LOL
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Post by: Stavios on April 09, 2011, 02:20:53 PM
Second question from my exam in one of my PhD classes! 


It's not going very well so far.... was hoping the smartest man on Getbig could help me LOL

I don't know how you guys do that school shit..

I just can't... I tried but I can't..

I hate the "team work" with all the fucking idiots in the class, I hate listening to someone speak for more than 30 minutes straight.

I hate having to take class in wich I learn absolutely NOTHING

I just hate the fucking thing.
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Post by: dr.chimps on April 09, 2011, 02:23:13 PM
Second question from my exam in one of my PhD classes!  


It's not going very well so far.... was hoping the smartest man on Getbig could help me LOL
'Know thyself.'


-been around for a bit, but still the best advice going...   ;)
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Post by: BIG ACH on April 09, 2011, 02:28:46 PM
I don't know how you guys do that school shit..

I just can't... I tried but I can't..

I hate the "team work" with all the fucking idiots in the class, I hate listening to someone speak for more than 30 minutes straight.

I hate having to take class in wich I learn absolutely NOTHING

I just hate the fucking thing.

My sentiments exactly... anytime we have a group project I always ask the professor to work alone....  just can't stand having to deal with other people!


'Know thyself.'


-been around for a bit, but still the best advice going...   ;)

I know thyself... and thyself should not be doing a PhD! lol
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: dr.chimps on April 09, 2011, 02:32:14 PM
I know thyself... and thysel should not be doing a PhD! lol
You're a good man, and will do fine.   :)

/i totally still want you to go next door and punch sherief in the face, as hard as you can...      ;D
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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on April 09, 2011, 02:52:04 PM
You're a good man, and will do fine.   :)

/i totally still want you to go next door and peck sherief in the face, as hard as you can...      ;D

That's a little much.
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Post by: BILL ANVIL on April 09, 2011, 02:56:56 PM
open for questions

What do you call an empty jar of cheese wiz?
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: BIG ACH on April 09, 2011, 03:43:05 PM
You're a good man, and will do fine.   :)

/i totally still want you to go next door and punch sherief in the face, as hard as you can...      ;D

LOLLLL - fucked up hahahah....


Well the next time I'm in Egypt I will high five him for you and share with him your message.  But I cannot punch my fellow countryman hahaha 
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Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on April 09, 2011, 05:18:09 PM
Whats a suzuki reaction involve?
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 09, 2011, 09:30:56 PM
Through cunning use of Pythaogoras' theorem, prove that Aliens do not exist?
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Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 09, 2011, 09:50:32 PM
What do you call an empty jar of cheese wiz?

the end of a good time
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Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 09, 2011, 10:00:39 PM
Whats a suzuki reaction involve?

white men hating rice burners
Title: Re: I am the smartest person on getbig. ask me anything
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 09, 2011, 10:01:23 PM
Through cunning use of Pythaogoras' theorem, prove that Aliens do not exist?


I dont have the technology to know for sure.

Alien is also poorly defined.
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Post by: WillGrant on April 09, 2011, 10:02:33 PM



Alien is also poorly defined.
Mexican
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Post by: Meso_z on April 09, 2011, 10:10:56 PM
What color is the thong your mom wearing today?
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Post by: kiwiol on April 10, 2011, 12:12:21 AM
What color is the thong your mom wearing today?

Do not answer this, obtuse - it's a trick question.

Meso, WillGrant and I told your mom not to wear a thong today, after running a train on her last night.
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Post by: WillGrant on April 10, 2011, 12:15:03 AM
Do not answer this, obtuse - it's a trick question.

Meso, WillGrant and I told your mom not to wear a thong today, after running a train on her last night.
Oh she did feel rather moist this morning  ;D
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Post by: kiwiol on April 10, 2011, 12:17:52 AM
Oh she did feel rather moist this morning  ;D

Hahaha she's quite the cockhound, is she not?
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Post by: WillGrant on April 10, 2011, 12:26:34 AM
Hahaha she's quite the cockhound, is she not?
She has gobbled on more cock than gaybay , need i say more  ;D
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Post by: WillGrant on April 10, 2011, 12:32:14 AM
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f273/ganjaman415/People/muhammad_lego.jpg)
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Post by: BILL ANVIL on April 10, 2011, 07:42:22 PM
the end of a good time

lol good, but wrong answer. it would be technically called 'cheese was'.

funny haha
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Post by: WillGrant on April 10, 2011, 10:02:07 PM
How much does Porky weigh ?

(http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/338a2b733b4c405001bf60af885ff769_fat_cheerleader.jpg)
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Post by: Brixtonbulldog on April 10, 2011, 10:15:17 PM
no way you are the smartest on getbig.  the smartest on getbig is too busy lifting, fishing, fucking, sleeping, or drinking dos equis in some carribean brothel to be bothered wasting his time posting 10x per day.
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Post by: NotMrAverage on April 11, 2011, 01:37:26 AM
i heave a q...is gh15 really roland.c?
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Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on April 11, 2011, 08:10:06 AM
no way you are the smartest on getbig.  the smartest on getbig is too busy lifting, fishing, fucking, sleeping, or drinking dos equis in some carribean brothel to be bothered wasting his time posting 10x per day.
you noticed,,no one is denying him the smarteswt though,,,except you  ::)