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Title: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: Deicide on April 20, 2011, 03:16:37 AM: ???

Working at it right now myself.
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: wes on April 20, 2011, 03:18:36 AM: Just took care of business.
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: suckmymuscle on April 20, 2011, 03:22:52 AM: Quote from: Deicide on April 20, 2011, 03:16:37 AM
???

Working at it right now myself.

Coffee doesen't release my bowels. It has no effect on me, but if I drink too much of it I get ringing in my ears.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: wes on April 20, 2011, 03:25:15 AM: Beginning this weeks "Thread Of Shit" ! ;D
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: Deicide on April 20, 2011, 03:25:44 AM: Quote from: suckmymuscle on April 20, 2011, 03:22:52 AM
Coffee doesen't release my bowels. It has no effect on me, but if I drink too much of it I get ringing in my ears.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Definitely speeds up the process for me. :)
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on April 20, 2011, 03:32:25 AM: Remember when I used to smoke tight after breakfast. That cig' plus a coffee would just rocket me off to the toilet. Now, I just have coffee and I guess it's alright.
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on April 20, 2011, 03:37:17 AM: Drinkin' some java right now, in fact. Can feel my shit workin' it's way down. In about 2 hrs I'll be blastin' off. Right now it's just raunchy protein farts. Whew ! Gettin' lightheaded from the smell .....
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 20, 2011, 03:43:01 AM: Ronnie sez rape that toilet
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: WillGrant on April 20, 2011, 03:43:05 AM: How is the pooping going Decide ? - welcome back BTW :D
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2011, 03:44:52 AM: Quote from: WillGrant on April 20, 2011, 03:43:05 AM
How is the pooping going Decide ? - welcome back BTW :D

x2
I've missed these threads ;D
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: wes on April 20, 2011, 03:52:38 AM: So far,this is one of the better shit related threads.

Let`s try to keep it going!!
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: Tito24 on April 20, 2011, 03:53:06 AM: coffee defenitely is a poo pusher
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on April 20, 2011, 03:54:06 AM: Well, there's nothing like a good shit. You can tell (though you can't smell) when a person is constipated just by his demeanor. The anger is palpable.
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: wes on April 20, 2011, 03:56:23 AM: I agree wholeheartedly.
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: wes on April 20, 2011, 03:59:01 AM: The typical getbiggers protein enriched morning dump!!

(http://www.jokespalace.com/wp-content/uploads/big-turd.jpg)
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2011, 03:59:15 AM: Decide,

you may have missed my thread the other day....

but I asked: If you shit yourself, would you wash your undies and keep them or would you throw them away because no matter how clean they got they would always be "those undies" that you shit yourself in?
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: wes on April 20, 2011, 04:00:55 AM: Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2011, 03:59:15 AM
Decide,

you may have missed my thread the other day....

but I asked: If you shit yourself, would you wash your undies and keep them or would you throw them away because no matter how clean they got they would always be "those undies" that you shit yourself in?
Wash them ???
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on April 20, 2011, 04:03:04 AM: Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2011, 03:59:15 AM
Decide,

you may have missed my thread the other day....

but I asked: If you shit yourself, would you wash your undies and keep them or would you throw them away because no matter how clean they got they would always be "those undies" that you shit yourself in?

Wash it, don't be a pussy. Otherwise, why did you not cut off your dick and threw it away after you anally pounded your GF? It's even worse when it's not your own shit right?
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: WillGrant on April 20, 2011, 04:17:33 AM: Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2011, 03:44:52 AM
x2
I've missed these threads ;D
Nothing like talking shit online ;D

Quote from: Tito24 on April 20, 2011, 03:53:06 AM
coffee defenitely is a poo pusher
So is Bay ;D

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2011, 03:59:15 AM
Decide,

you may have missed my thread the other day....

but I asked: If you shit yourself, would you wash your undies and keep them or would you throw them away because no matter how clean they got they would always be "those undies" that you shit yourself in?
Fuckin great thread - nothing like laying a steamer in ya undies..

Decide must be laying a pipe - hope its enjoyable - one of lifes gifts , backing one out :D 8)
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: WillGrant on April 20, 2011, 04:18:55 AM: Quote from: wes on April 20, 2011, 04:00:55 AM
Wash them ???
Do you let them steam and dry for a few days first ?
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: DK II on April 20, 2011, 04:19:33 AM: Quote from: MORTALCOIL on April 20, 2011, 04:03:04 AM
Wash it, don't be a pussy. Otherwise, why did you not cut off your dick and threw it away after you anally pounded your GF? It's even worse when it's not your own shit right?

LOL!!

Great point.
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: Hulkotron on April 20, 2011, 04:36:03 AM: Your mom helps me with my morning dump by reaming out my asshole, haha owned!

Wait I think I messed that up.
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: DK II on April 20, 2011, 05:02:25 AM: Quote from: Hulkotron on April 20, 2011, 04:36:03 AM
Your mom helps me with my morning dump by reaming out my asshole, haha owned!

Wait I think I messed that up.

Don't worry, you're still funnier than "obtuse_waiter". ;D ;D
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: WillGrant on April 20, 2011, 05:04:35 AM: Quote from: DK II on April 20, 2011, 05:02:25 AM
Don't worry, you're still funnier than "obtuse_waiter". ;D ;D
haha - shiting glass would be funnier than that wanker ;D
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: DK II on April 20, 2011, 05:07:25 AM: Quote from: WillGrant on April 20, 2011, 05:04:35 AM
haha - shiting glass would be funnier than that wanker ;D

Are you saying that if Deicide wants to take a fast dump in the morning, all he would have to do is read one of "obese_waitress"es posts?
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: Firemuscle on April 20, 2011, 05:08:51 AM: I never take a shit in the morning. Usually after I eat lunch that pushes yesterdays turds out my ass.
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: Meso_z on April 20, 2011, 05:24:51 AM: Quote from: WillGrant on April 20, 2011, 04:17:33 AM
Nothing like talking shit online ;D
So is Bay ;D
Fuckin great thread - nothing like laying a steamer in ya undies..

Decide must be laying a pipe - hope its enjoyable - one of lifes gifts , backing one out :D 8)
Bay likeyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::)

:D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=354402.0;attach=389813;image)
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: obtuse_waiter on April 20, 2011, 11:44:46 AM: Quote from: DK II on April 20, 2011, 05:02:25 AM
Don't worry, you're still funnier than "obtuse_waiter". ;D ;D

actually hes not

and I think its hilarious that this shit [pun intened] is ok but somehow my posts are not lol

donkey kong remmeber the germans kicked englands ass twice and enland is bottom of top 8 economies now.

have a nice day

oh by the way bekham sucks and is funny lookin
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: Deicide on April 20, 2011, 04:22:49 PM: Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 20, 2011, 03:59:15 AM
Decide,

you may have missed my thread the other day....

but I asked: If you shit yourself, would you wash your undies and keep them or would you throw them away because no matter how clean they got they would always be "those undies" that you shit yourself in?

Wash them, but I doubt you could get them really clean, so I don't really know.
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: DK II on April 20, 2011, 04:31:55 PM: Quote from: obtuse_waiter on April 20, 2011, 11:44:46 AM
actually hes not

and I think its hilarious that this shit [pun intened] is ok but somehow my posts are not lol

donkey kong remmeber the germans kicked englands ass twice and enland is bottom of top 8 economies now.

have a nice day

oh by the way bekham sucks and is funny lookin

Yep they did, Germans are fucking badass.
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: WillGrant on April 20, 2011, 04:55:51 PM: Quote from: Meso_z on April 20, 2011, 05:24:51 AM
Bay likeyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::)

:D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=354402.0;attach=389813;image)
Thats a big looking turd Mes - you must be proud :D
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: suckmymuscle on April 20, 2011, 04:58:16 PM: Organic coffee tastes much better than regular coffee. This, combined with the fact that coffee shrubs are the crop most heavily sprayed with pesticides, makes organic coffee a much better choice than regular coffee. You don't need to eat everything organic, but it's good to avoid eating the foods that are the most heavily sprayed, like coffee, bell peppers, tomatoes and also rice, in the normal versions.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: dragonfist on April 20, 2011, 08:13:49 PM: Quote from: Deicide on April 20, 2011, 03:16:37 AM
???

Working at it right now myself.

Do you feel that genetics play any role?
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: kh300 on April 20, 2011, 08:46:35 PM: I can't start my day until my morning poo.

The only thing more gratifying then a solid morning dump session, is taking a dump at someone else's house. I get this feeling of power, I think its a territorial thing.
Title: Re: Anyone drinking coffee right now for that morning dump?
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on April 20, 2011, 09:43:39 PM: Quote from: kh300 on April 20, 2011, 08:46:35 PM
I can't start my day until my morning poo.

The only thing more gratifying then a solid morning dump session, is taking a dump at someone else's house. I get this feeling of power, I think its a territorial thing.

x2

my day usually goes-

wake up- power dump
get to work- pre-work day dump
get home- post day dump

i always feel better, cleaner, and more energetic after a big shit. additional benifit from the few minutes of solitude to recharge and achieve balance before re-entering the world.