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Title: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: Firemuscle on April 20, 2011, 06:36:09 PM
 I know that before a contest it's good to dehydrate yourself to bring out the cuts and tighten the skin and all that.

 But how do you do it exactly? How do you know when you've done it just right, too much, or not enough?

 The other day I spent almost 2 hours in the sauna and didn't drink much water. When I came out I had massive cock veins all over my body. But I think I could have gone further with it.

 Can somebody school me on this? What's the protocol usually?
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: chaos on April 20, 2011, 06:43:17 PM
I know that before a contest it's good to dehydrate yourself to bring out the cuts and tighten the skin and all that.

 But how do you do it exactly? How do you know when you've done it just right, too much, or not enough?

 The other day I spent almost 2 hours in the sauna and didn't drink much water. When I came out I had massive cock veins all over my body. But I think I could have gone further with it.

 Can somebody school me on this? What's the protocol usually?
Go further.......spend 4-5 hours in the sauna with no water......you'll be ripped!!
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on April 20, 2011, 06:48:09 PM
Don't drink any fluids for 2 weeks before competition.
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: Firemuscle on April 20, 2011, 06:49:51 PM
Go further.......spend 4-5 hours in the sauna with no water......you'll be ripped!!

 Yeah...... i'm sure you know all about gettig ripped. You are SHREDDED!  :o
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: TacoBell on April 20, 2011, 06:49:57 PM
Jump into a lake and go under for 20 minutes, the water from the lake will 'draw out' the layer under your skin.
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: The True Adonis on April 20, 2011, 06:53:50 PM
Down 24 ounces of DOT-4 Brake Fluid a few hours before your contest.  Brake fluid is one of the most hygroscopic products available and will certainly rid all of the water that would cause you to "spill over".
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: Firemuscle on April 20, 2011, 06:54:04 PM
Jump into a lake and go under for 20 minutes, the water from the lake will 'draw out' the layer under your skin.

 Or I could just fuck the shit out of your obese Mother in my apartment with the heater turned all the way up.

 That'll get me shredded.
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: Hulkotron on April 20, 2011, 06:56:33 PM
You have to have muscle in order for this to work, hth.
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: TacoBell on April 20, 2011, 06:56:45 PM
Down 24 ounces of DOT-4 Brake Fluid a few hours before your contest.  Brake fluid is one of the most hygroscopic products available and will certainly rid all of the water that would cause you to "spill over".

Wow TA how uncooth!  Good to see this side of you lol
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: el numero uno on April 20, 2011, 06:58:39 PM
Put a diazide tablet in your anus and ask a ladyboy friend of yours push it deep into your ass. I'm sure that according to your logic It's not gay as long as you do it with dehydration purposes.
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: Firemuscle on April 20, 2011, 06:59:08 PM
Down 24 ounces of DOT-4 Brake Fluid a few hours before your contest.  Brake fluid is one of the most hygroscopic products available and will certainly rid all of the water that would cause you to "spill over".

 Will it turn me into an effeminate little bitch like you?
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: The True Adonis on April 20, 2011, 06:59:22 PM
Wow TA how uncooth!  Good to see this side of you lol

Just lending to the annals of bodybuilding knowledge.  First place at the morgue is still first place you know.
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 20, 2011, 06:59:58 PM
Don't drink any fluids for 2 weeks before competition.

LOLOL

while you're at it, hit up iv lasix @ 200mg/day
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: che on April 20, 2011, 07:00:05 PM
I hope this helps

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_02/watertortureDM_468x404.jpg)
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: TacoBell on April 20, 2011, 07:00:09 PM
Just lending to the annals of bodybuilding knowledge.  First place at the morgue is still first place you know.

 ;D hahahaha
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: The True Adonis on April 20, 2011, 07:00:57 PM
Will it turn me into an effeminate little bitch like you?
No it will not,

but at least you will get to wear your one good outfit that grandma bought on your way out.
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 20, 2011, 07:06:58 PM
Just lending to the annals of bodybuilding knowledge.  First place at the morgue is still first place you know.

LOLOL!!!! brilliant post! hahahaha
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: HTexan on April 20, 2011, 07:43:59 PM
I hope this helps

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_02/watertortureDM_468x404.jpg)
is that how culter stays looking like shit?
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: jaejonna on April 21, 2011, 07:21:31 AM
J-Rod said that  a month out up till five day out, he was drinking like 2.5 gallons of water...then day 5> 1 gallon, day 4> .5 gallon Day 3> quart Day 2 quart Day 1 two cups... or something like that ...
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: CalvinH on April 21, 2011, 07:23:38 AM
Lol at the answers ;D ;D
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: DK II on April 21, 2011, 07:35:56 AM
J-Rod said that  a month out up till five day out, he was drinking like 2.5 gallons of water...then day 5> 1 gallon, day 4> .5 gallon Day 3> quart Day 2 quart Day 1 two cups... or something like that ...

Translation: Lasix
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: Hulkotron on April 21, 2011, 09:19:11 AM
Haha, who the fuck drinks 2.5 gallons of water in a day?
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: The_Punisher on April 21, 2011, 11:40:36 AM
ask Paul Dillett how he did it
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: jaejonna on April 21, 2011, 11:42:18 AM
Haha, who the fuck drinks 2.5 gallons of water in a day?
pee all the time and at night sleep with an empty container near your bed cause your gong to wake up every hour ..
Title: Re: Water manipulation before a contest
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 21, 2011, 12:06:49 PM
Take time to diet the fat off and you don't need this bull.