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Title: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: pellius on April 26, 2011, 01:41:01 AM
Pity. I guess they're going to have to use their tasers and guns more.


http://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-26896-city_hall_steroids_will_be_included_in_random_police_drug_tests.html
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: local hero on April 26, 2011, 01:48:08 AM
im surprised this wasnt up held along time ago, serves the hypocrites right, like big ron, big fuckn disgrace
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: affeman on April 26, 2011, 01:54:23 AM
Wise move. A juicer with a gun is grossly negligent.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on April 26, 2011, 04:53:08 AM
im surprised this wasnt up held along time ago, serves the hypocrites right, like big ron, big fuckn disgrace
+1
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Parker on April 26, 2011, 06:56:42 AM
im surprised this wasnt up held along time ago, serves the hypocrites right, like big ron, big fuckn disgrace
Yep, because the big Jack dudes in prison really care that you are juicing...
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on April 26, 2011, 09:08:19 AM
Yep, because the big Jack dudes in prison really care that you are juicing...
what?
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Nails on April 26, 2011, 09:12:34 AM
Seems like a good plan... since cops like to shot first ask questions later
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Parker on April 26, 2011, 09:47:51 AM
what?
One of the reasons a officer had given me was that dudes in prison have basically all day to work out...not including lifting...whereas you and me...or even a cop, don't. So, when they get out, and if you have ever seen dudes when they get of out prison---these dudes are cut the hell up and big as shit...Advantage: Criminal
now, do you get what I was saying?
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: dyslexic on April 26, 2011, 10:02:48 AM
One of the reasons a officer had given me was that dudes in prison have basically all day to work out...not including lifting...whereas you and me...or even a cop, don't. So, when they get out, and if you have ever seen dudes when they get of out prison---these dudes are cut the hell up and big as shit...Advantage: Criminal
now, do you get what I was saying?


That's kind of an old 'wives tale'... you can read about where that started "back in the day" -- check out the book "Cop" by Middleton.

Supposedly these guys would get so huge that you couldn't cuff their hands behind their backs. These stories defy everything that is being done and told these days.

All attributed to lifting heavy weights all day long.

I would say these guys probably got a lot stronger and more cut with a little more size, but that whole thing about coming out of prison looking like Ronnie Coleman on the Olympia stage just seems so far-fetched. (I know it wasn't said here)- but that was the general consensus.


You figure what really happened was these guys went into prison as twinks. They got noticeably more "fit" and of course, bigger, but not to where they wouldn't fit in cars and couldnt move about.


If that is what really happens, then why don't we see it?

I would love to see pictures of these past "menaces to society" that managed to get weight lifting ousted from the State Prison Systems.

Even in Pumping Iron, when Arnie went to visit and kiss those inmates, there wasnt anyone that was huge beyond belief.

In that movie with Adam Sandler and the football team all prisoned up, they basically relive the whole "jacked-beyond-belief" scenario.

The prison guards are the ones depicted as using steroids. I think one guy actually reaches into his locker and grabs a bottle that just say's "steroids' on it... only to have those pills replaced with estrogen later.

I've looked for old time pics (60's and 70's) for the whole huge inmate scenario, can't find any proof.


Don't worry about critiquing my post, I'm in "falling asleep" mode. (Obviously...)
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Disgusted on April 26, 2011, 10:05:45 AM
Time to switch to HRT slin and HGH. Now we will have a lot of bloofy cops.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on April 26, 2011, 10:11:36 AM
Time to switch to HRT slin and HGH. Now we will have a lot of bloofy cops.

Generation nothingness.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Parker on April 26, 2011, 10:23:27 AM

That's kind of an old 'wives tale'... you can read about where that started "back in the day" -- check out the book "Cop" by Middleton.

Supposedly these guys would get so huge that you couldn't cuff their hands behind their backs. These stories defy everything that is being done and told these days.

All attributed to lifting heavy weights all day long.

I would say these guys probably got a lot stronger and more cut with a little more size, but that whole thing about coming out of prison looking like Ronnie Coleman on the Olympia stage just seems so far-fetched. (I
know it wasn't said here)- but that was the general consensus.
 


You figure what really happened was these guys went into prison as twinks. They got noticeably more "fit" and of course, bigger, but not to where they wouldn't fit in cars and couldnt move about


If that is what really happens, then why don't we see it?

I would love to see pictures of these past "menaces to society" that managed to get weight lifting ousted from the State Prison Systems.

Even in Pumping Iron, when Arnie went to visit and kiss those inmates, there wasnt anyone that was huge beyond belief.
 

In that movie with Adam Sandler and the football team all prisoned up, they basically relive the whole "jacked-beyond-belief" scenario.
 

The prison guards are the ones depicted as using steroids. I think one guy actually reaches into his locker and grabs a bottle that just say's "steroids' on it... only to have those pills replaced with estrogen later.
 

I've looked for old time pics (60's and 70's) for the whole huge inmate scenario, can't find any proof.


Don't worry about critiquing my post, I'm in "falling asleep" mode. (Obviously...)

 
actually, I have personally seen it...I have had dudes in front of me who have done a bid, and could easily win Mr. getbig without dieting. The head of DMI (Dead Men Inc) is a big wide as hell white dude who lifts. I have asked a prison nurse who used to work at Rikers about it, and she said that there were tons of ripped up dudes there (who were engaging in prison love), even Palumbo has done articles on it, where he had a brotha that was a lifer that had size and cuts. There are tons of them out there...this not the 60s or 70s, where working was not wide spread...also I posted a vid with Brian Pumper who was being coached by Tookie's brother, and he explained what the deal was with the weights, and there you go, another example---Tookie...
You see when you are locked up, you have nothing but time on your hands---and you know it's funny, but Titus looks like a doughboy now, one would think he would be in shape---doing push ups, dips, cruches, flying dragons, muscle ups...he's not going anywhere for awhile.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: ManBearPig... on April 26, 2011, 10:50:02 AM

That's kind of an old 'wives tale'... you can read about where that started "back in the day" -- check out the book "Cop" by Middleton.

Supposedly these guys would get so huge that you couldn't cuff their hands behind their backs. These stories defy everything that is being done and told these days.

All attributed to lifting heavy weights all day long.

I would say these guys probably got a lot stronger and more cut with a little more size, but that whole thing about coming out of prison looking like Ronnie Coleman on the Olympia stage just seems so far-fetched. (I know it wasn't said here)- but that was the general consensus.


You figure what really happened was these guys went into prison as twinks. They got noticeably more "fit" and of course, bigger, but not to where they wouldn't fit in cars and couldnt move about.


If that is what really happens, then why don't we see it?

I would love to see pictures of these past "menaces to society" that managed to get weight lifting ousted from the State Prison Systems.

Even in Pumping Iron, when Arnie went to visit and kiss those inmates, there wasnt anyone that was huge beyond belief.

In that movie with Adam Sandler and the football team all prisoned up, they basically relive the whole "jacked-beyond-belief" scenario.

The prison guards are the ones depicted as using steroids. I think one guy actually reaches into his locker and grabs a bottle that just say's "steroids' on it... only to have those pills replaced with estrogen later.

I've looked for old time pics (60's and 70's) for the whole huge inmate scenario, can't find any proof.


Don't worry about critiquing my post, I'm in "falling asleep" mode. (Obviously...)

just watch one episode of "lock up", douche nozzle.  not all, but very often a huge mfer walks by the camera.  i didn't even know mexicans could get that big until i watched the show.

just yesterday, one of the guys was doing a service call on the south side , and he said the guy vacuuming the hallways was as wide as the hallway and ripped as hell.  yes, the janitor of the building was a tank.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 26, 2011, 10:52:49 AM
I always thought American cops were on an everlasting donut cycle...
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Mick33 on April 26, 2011, 11:00:02 AM
just watch one episode of "lock up", douche nozzle.  not all, but very often a huge mfer walks by the camera.  i didn't even know mexicans could get that big until i watched the show.

just yesterday, one of the guys was doing a service call on the south side , and he said the guy vacuuming the hallways was as wide as the hallway and ripped as hell.  yes, the janitor of the building was a tank.

Perhaps in a minimum security prison, but maximum security does not give prisoners the opportunity to just lift all day long.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on April 26, 2011, 11:02:35 AM
One of the reasons a officer had given me was that dudes in prison have basically all day to work out...not including lifting...whereas you and me...or even a cop, don't. So, when they get out, and if you have ever seen dudes when they get of out prison---these dudes are cut the hell up and big as shit...Advantage: Criminal
now, do you get what I was saying?
jupp now i do. still think its hypocritic do juice while you go after they guys who made it. and every cop has atleast 1 hour to spend in the gym and training 1o hours a day dont automaticly mean 10 times more muscle. and who needs muscle when you have a gun  ;D
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: ManBearPig... on April 26, 2011, 11:04:27 AM
Perhaps in a minimum security prison, but maximum security does not give prisoners the opportunity to just lift all day long.

neither does this place.  they just do pushups, and then shit in a bag and use it as curls?
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Nails on April 26, 2011, 11:04:38 AM
(http://www.musclemissions.org/public/images/gallery/Criag_Titus_In_Cop_Car.jpg)
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Parker on April 26, 2011, 11:06:41 AM
Perhaps in a minimum security prison, but maximum security does not give prisoners the opportunity to just lift all day long.
You don't have to lift all day long, you can take your hour or half hour and get it in. And you can work out in your cell. Try doing pushups with your legs up against the wall...diff angles give diff loads on the pecs and triceps...cell mate can sit on your back, while doing push ups, etc. You can do flying dragons on your bed.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: local hero on April 26, 2011, 11:09:53 AM
it doesnt matter how big convicts are,,, the fact of the matter is that in US, its illegal to use, buy and sell steroids, those same cops that are juiced out there heads ( big ron ) are exactly the same ones that will bust you 
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Agnostic007 on April 26, 2011, 11:10:48 AM
Bottom line, if it's illegal, cops shouldn't be doing it. Whether I agree with the illegality of it or not isn't the issue.. I'd love to kick back and listen to some Floyd with a joint but it ain't legal so I don't. I think it should be legal, but until it is..
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Dr Dutch on April 26, 2011, 11:12:05 AM
You don't have to lift all day long, you can take your hour or half hour and get it in. And you can work out in your cell. Try doing pushups with your legs up against the wall...diff angles give diff loads on the pecs and triceps...cell mate can sit on your back, while doing push ups, etc. You can do flying dragons on your bed.
What the hell are flying dragons??
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Mick33 on April 26, 2011, 11:15:51 AM
You don't have to lift all day long, you can take your hour or half hour and get it in. And you can work out in your cell. Try doing pushups with your legs up against the wall...diff angles give diff loads on the pecs and triceps...cell mate can sit on your back, while doing push ups, etc. You can do flying dragons on your bed.

I guess if you are creative enough that makes sense. How much do you think you can gain though doing those exercises? My guess is not enough to come out gangsta swole. Perhaps gangstalean, but not swole. You'd have to be lucky enough to have rotating cellies ranging from 200ish to 300+!
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Parker on April 26, 2011, 11:29:59 AM
What the hell are flying dragons??
Flying dragons are when most of your body from lower back down are raised up and down...or held up...it works the abs
I guess if you are creative enough that makes sense. How much do you think you can gain though doing those exercises? My guess is not enough to come out gangsta swole. Perhaps gangstalean, but not swole. You'd have to be lucky enough to have rotating cellies ranging from 200ish to 300+!
True, you can only get so big, so that's when slowing the reps down or doing three point pushups come in and the cell mate...so, one hour of time  in the prison gym and X amount in the cell...it can add up...


As far as the legal or illegal thing with cops, I'm a little on the fence...it's kinda like a cop not arresting for a lil bit of weed, but then arresting you if you are drug dealer...a lil bit of weed is still against the law, but really who cares? But if you have weed out the ass and are a big time dealer, you can't just sweep that under the rug...
So, you have cops who juice to get bigger to take down the the big bad jacked criminals, now if you have cops selling roids, then that is another thing altogether...
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: dyslexic on April 26, 2011, 07:00:52 PM
I could have sworn I asked for pics, not stories....



wev'e all HEARD them. Over and over again.


Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 26, 2011, 07:31:30 PM
These fucking pussies don't even share their steroids with the community.
We got to get Chuck Norris involved.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: gcb on April 26, 2011, 07:39:12 PM
What the F are you people going on about ... cops have guns, they don't need to lift. If a guy gives them trouble they just taser him.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Firemuscle on April 26, 2011, 11:56:03 PM
 Portland is cool but some of the liberal politics there are retarded.

 Those Pacific Northwest hippies are pretty cool but they are delusional about many things.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: dyslexic on April 27, 2011, 12:21:14 AM
They should register with Getbig...



sounds like they would "fit" right in (no homo)




Yet...
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 28, 2011, 02:26:23 PM
How did Ronnie Coleman stay out of jail? Seriously. Its as if he was rubbing it into the face of the police chief everyday he showed up to work.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Croatch on April 28, 2011, 02:53:11 PM
Nice.  A few less pussies in the gym.  I see Portland's membership sales declines, once these posers have to nut up and train themselves.
I wish regular gyms would test people, then toss them when they fail the test, and bodybuilding itself.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: pellius on April 28, 2011, 02:57:54 PM
How did Ronnie Coleman stay out of jail? Seriously. Its as if he was rubbing it into the face of the police chief everyday he showed up to work.

That's what so infuriating about the law. Virtually every month you read on BOS about some nobody getting busted for personal use and more often than not these guys aren't exactly monsters. Then you have an unworldly freak like Coleman walking around and nobody touches him. And one of the main reasons he became so rich and famous is the use and abuse of hormones and peptides. A level that none of these guys who have had their lives ruined with a criminal record ever came close to.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: SgtSpar on April 28, 2011, 03:06:45 PM
This guy isn't exactly a pussy.......
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: newmom on April 28, 2011, 03:08:47 PM
This guy isn't exactly a pussy.......

oh look who showed up for the party ;D
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Croatch on April 28, 2011, 03:34:22 PM
This guy isn't exactly a pussy.......
Without drugs he is...and even on, a pussy. ;)
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Jack T. Cross on April 28, 2011, 04:11:11 PM
That's what so infuriating about the law. Virtually every month you read on BOS about some nobody getting busted for personal use and more often than not these guys aren't exactly monsters. Then you have an unworldly freak like Coleman walking around and nobody touches him. And one of the main reasons he became so rich and famous is the use and abuse of hormones and peptides. A level that none of these guys who have had their lives ruined with a criminal record ever came close to.


LOL...just one of the main reasons?

But totally agree, and well said.

Pellius, did you ever admit to anything after they got you?  Are you now stuck with a criminal record because of it?
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: SS on April 28, 2011, 04:32:16 PM
oh look who showed up for the party ;D
::)
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: TacoBell on April 28, 2011, 05:17:30 PM



As far as the legal or illegal thing with cops, I'm a little on the fence...it's kinda like a cop not arresting for a lil bit of weed, but then arresting you if you are drug dealer...a lil bit of weed is still against the law, but really who cares? But if you have weed out the ass and are a big time dealer, you can't just sweep that under the rug...
So, you have cops who juice to get bigger to take down the the big bad jacked criminals, now if you have cops selling roids, then that is another thing altogether...

Parker I'll never understand how you cant read back what you just wrote and realize how stupid it all is.  End the drug war.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: SgtSpar on April 28, 2011, 07:32:50 PM
Without drugs he is...and even on, a pussy. ;)

The article about him didn't say how long he had been locked up, but it did talk about how had hadn't eaten with the other prisoners for more than 8 years, so he was locked up longer than that.  I doubt he was on much of a cycle locked up for all that time.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: SgtSpar on April 28, 2011, 07:33:35 PM
oh look who showed up for the party ;D

If I knew you were at the party, I would have gotten here sooner.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: cephissus on April 28, 2011, 07:43:13 PM
i dont get it, do guys in prison have access to juice or not?

who the hell cares how much time they have... you can get a workout done in 30-50 minutes ffs
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Firemuscle on April 28, 2011, 07:44:36 PM
i dont get it, do guys in prison have access to juice or not?

who the hell cares how much time they have... you can get a workout done in 30-50 minutes ffs

 Guys in prison have access to anything and everything.

 Most of the most powerful gangsters are in prison. They get whatever the fuck they want.

 Crooked prison guards are everywhere. They get a LOT of money to cooperate with the prison gangs.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: dyslexic on April 28, 2011, 08:02:04 PM
They get a LOT of money to cooperate with the prison gangs.


Or maybe their families get to live...
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: no one on April 28, 2011, 08:19:30 PM
One of the reasons a officer had given me was that dudes in prison have basically all day to work out...not including lifting...whereas you and me...or even a cop, don't. So, when they get out, and if you have ever seen dudes when they get of out prison---these dudes are cut the hell up and big as shit...Advantage: Criminal
now, do you get what I was saying?

who gives a fuck?

they swore an oath to uphold the law. the use of steroids is against the law. fucking hypocrites.

if they dont like it, they can quit their jobs and use anabolics. but dont cry for them. they took the oath. walk the fucking walk. and people wonder why cops are so hated.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: pellius on April 28, 2011, 10:28:17 PM
LOL...just one of the main reasons?

But totally agree, and well said.

Pellius, did you ever admit to anything after they got you?  Are you now stuck with a criminal record because of it?

Because I was able to prove that I was on HRT and under a doctor's care all original charges were dropped. It did require a letter from my doctor as well as copies of my medical records. I did get a warning and a misdemeanor charge which was eligible to be expunged after 3 years which I had done back in Oct. of last year.

In a State that is on the verge of bankruptcy, so much so that they have "Furlough Fridays, where teachers and State workers, with the exception of emergency employees (cops, firemen...), get every other Friday off without pay to cut cost and slow down (not stop or eliminate) the every growing debt, they can still manage to come up with the funds to crack down on middle age men getting treated with a naturally occurring hormone. I should have asked one of the cops, who is an active amateur competitive bodybuilder how he gets his gear.
   
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: pellius on April 28, 2011, 10:36:49 PM
who gives a fuck?

they swore an oath to uphold the law. the use of steroids is against the law. fucking hypocrites.

if they dont like it, they can quit their jobs and use anabolics. but dont cry for them. they took the oath. walk the fucking walk. and people wonder why cops are so hated.

I don't have a problem with anybody using steroids. I don't have a problem with anybody doing anything to themselves as long as it doesn't effect others against their wills. You own your body and it's nobodies business what you do to it. Having said that I agree with this post. If you are going to make it illegal make it illegal for everybody. Coleman should have been put on surveillance for probable cause and then busted. If enough big shots, athletes, politicians, Hollywood stars get busted then maybe they'll see how absurd the law is in the first place.
Title: Re: No more jacked cops in Portland
Post by: Jack T. Cross on April 29, 2011, 10:28:34 AM
Because I was able to prove that I was on HRT and under a doctor's care all original charges were dropped. It did require a letter from my doctor as well as copies of my medical records. I did get a warning and a misdemeanor charge which was eligible to be expunged after 3 years which I had done back in Oct. of last year.

That still sucks ass.  You're now on the "radar", so to speak, and you still have a criminal record (even though it was expunged, the arrest record is still out there and can be accessed by FAR TOO MANY assholes that shouldn't have the right to do so).  It feels so much better when you can honestly say you've never been arrested, and it makes it so there's NO probable cause for any further delving by the cops when they cross your path. 

Unfortunately, they've taken that away from you.  It is totally fucked up.  It is backwards.  It is just plain WRONG.

In a State that is on the verge of bankruptcy, so much so that they have "Furlough Fridays, where teachers and State workers, with the exception of emergency employees (cops, firemen...), get every other Friday off without pay to cut cost and slow down (not stop or eliminate) the every growing debt, they can still manage to come up with the funds to crack down on middle age men getting treated with a naturally occurring hormone. I should have asked one of the cops, who is an active amateur competitive bodybuilder how he gets his gear.

Oh, but the cop is above the law.  Just like the wealthy are above the law.  Didn't you know?

Yes, it is absolutely infuriating.  That's why I was surprised to see you in other threads, making arguments for the neoconservative bullshit that allows for this sort of thing to happen.  It's all about focusing on the little guy while the scumbags engineer the system to pay fewer and fewer (and fewer yet) taxes, while the masses all turn on one another in desperation.  Having a ridiculously overdone police presence is all part of that game.

I'm sorry, but for the cops to be spending resources, focusing an investigation on someone like you, it tells me one thing: THERE ARE TOO FUCKING MANY OF THEM, WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.