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Title: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: Juruth on April 28, 2011, 02:06:17 PM
This posting is on behalf of a client who is addicted to Ivan Putski.  The client is interested in bidding on any items that have come in contact with Mr. Putski's body.  The more intimate the item, the higher the bid.  Preferred items include hats, wrestling trunks, hairbrushes, joskstraps, dirty athletic socks, wads of used toilet paper, etc.  Time travel technology allowing the client to return to 1979 and meet Mr. Putski when he was ripped will draw $1,000,000.  Thank you. 
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: monstercalves on April 28, 2011, 02:07:45 PM
This posting is on behalf of a client who is addicted to Ivan Putski.  The client is interested in bidding on any items that have come in contact with Mr. Putski's body.  The more intimate the item, the higher the bid.  Preferred items include hats, wrestling trunks, hairbrushes, joskstraps, dirty athletic socks, wads of used toilet paper, etc.  Time travel technology allowing the client to return to 1979 and meet Mr. Putski when he was ripped will draw $1,000,000.  Thank you. 


fuk that noise.....


give us more hilarious bodybuilding poetry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   ;D
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 28, 2011, 02:08:51 PM
Lee Priest once paid $5000 for a pair of Tom Platz soiled trunks
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: _bruce_ on April 28, 2011, 02:22:55 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: BayGBM on April 28, 2011, 02:23:42 PM
How much for these red trunks?
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: Juruth on April 28, 2011, 02:57:11 PM
What condition?  Washed? Soiled? Skidmarks?
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: Montague on April 28, 2011, 03:54:01 PM
This posting is on behalf of a client who is addicted to Ivan Putski.  The client is interested in bidding on any items that have come in contact with Mr. Putski's body.  The more intimate the item, the higher the bid.  Preferred items include hats, wrestling trunks, hairbrushes, joskstraps, dirty athletic socks, wads of used toilet paper, etc.  Time travel technology allowing the client to return to 1979 and meet Mr. Putski when he was ripped will draw $1,000,000.  Thank you. 


I have some Putski memorabilia.
Question: does the used toilet paper need a COA?
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: Juruth on April 28, 2011, 05:48:08 PM
There would first be a background check performed on yourself, then arrangements would be made for a showing the client would have the opportunity to view, touch and smell the merchandise.  PM your information.
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: bradistani on April 28, 2011, 06:01:24 PM
This posting is on behalf of a client who is addicted to Ivan Putski.  The client is interested in bidding on any items that have come in contact with Mr. Putski's body.  The more intimate the item, the higher the bid.  Preferred items include hats, wrestling trunks, hairbrushes, joskstraps, dirty athletic socks, wads of used toilet paper, etc.  Time travel technology allowing the client to return to 1979 and meet Mr. Putski when he was ripped will draw $1,000,000.  Thank you. 

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: 225for70 on April 28, 2011, 06:59:01 PM
I know that Bigbobs from this site collects stuff like this..Bigbobs has dingleberries from nasser.
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: tommywishbone on April 28, 2011, 08:23:56 PM
This thread has potential.
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: Otis B Driftwood on April 28, 2011, 08:38:35 PM
I have a mason jar half way filled of Ivan Putski's ballsweat which was rung out of a washcloth by the bare hands of Tito Santana.
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: _bruce_ on April 29, 2011, 02:49:55 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: the Algebra Wizard on April 29, 2011, 05:43:43 AM
what about his son scott ???
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: Juruth on April 29, 2011, 09:52:49 AM
Update
The client is now offering $250,000 for Ivan Putski Circa 1979 look-alike to spend to spend five days in The Bahamas.  Activities will include mutual sunbathing wearing straps only, pumping up with barbells, posing sessions, baby oil massages and apartment wrestling in the evenings.  Candidates must look exactly like 1979 Ivan Putski.  No exceptions.
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: funk51 on April 29, 2011, 11:27:22 AM
the might igor is ready and willing.
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: Playboy on April 29, 2011, 11:29:23 AM
Lee Priest once paid $5000 for a pair of Tom Platz soiled trunks
How much would Nasser pay for one of Greg Kovac's soiled towels???
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: Juruth on April 29, 2011, 05:07:19 PM
In light of the sheer volume of inquiries that have been received regarding the five day Bahamas getaway, it is now insisted you enclose a recent photograph in the PM.  Again, you MUST be identical to the 1979 version of Mr. Putski.
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: tommywishbone on April 29, 2011, 07:40:24 PM
bump for absurdity
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on April 29, 2011, 09:06:58 PM
I heard Baybgm gets several pms a day .... from his own gimmicks.  it's a new form of autoeroticism.
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: Meso_z on April 29, 2011, 10:08:44 PM
I heard Baybgm gets several pms a day .... from his own gimmicks.  it's a new form of autoeroticism.
:D
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: _bruce_ on April 30, 2011, 12:02:59 PM
bump for extra salty ball sweat.
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: njflex on January 04, 2012, 07:54:26 PM
he'll deliver the polish hammer for a mere 25.00 u.s.
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: Juruth on February 03, 2015, 01:05:21 PM
In light of the sheer volume of inquiries that have been received regarding the five day Bahamas getaway, it is now insisted you enclose a recent photograph in the PM.  Again, you MUST be identical to the 1979 version of Mr. Putski.
Offer is still on the table.
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: funk51 on February 03, 2015, 01:08:22 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: funk51 on February 03, 2015, 01:10:16 PM
in all seriousness go to carson's wrestling world.com, i'm sure he has some items. he's got andre's trunks dusty rhodes and much more....
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: funk51 on February 03, 2015, 01:13:44 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: funk51 on February 03, 2015, 01:21:22 PM
someone who is more computer literate than i can put the youtube video of pro wrestling world-allentown pa-outside the store here. you might spot what you want there. rasslers appear there all the time. here's a pic of sunny with the store owner.
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: Montague on February 03, 2015, 04:37:53 PM
someone who is more computer literate than i can put the youtube video of pro wrestling world-allentown pa-outside the store here. you might spot what you want there. rasslers appear there all the time. here's a pic of sunny with the store owner.


She looks better than the last time I saw her in 2004. Good for her!!
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: Schnauzer on February 03, 2015, 04:41:05 PM
(http://img.fanbase.com/media.fanbase.com/8/2366/d5010fce4a80c5a00cc61baa915cc74d3184cdb0.jpg?x=640&y=426&sig=20676888bad9782eac2f74e585c3d4d9)
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: njflex on February 04, 2015, 09:02:56 AM
(http://img.fanbase.com/media.fanbase.com/8/2366/d5010fce4a80c5a00cc61baa915cc74d3184cdb0.jpg?x=640&y=426&sig=20676888bad9782eac2f74e585c3d4d9)
:o
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: _aj_ on February 04, 2015, 09:18:04 AM
(http://img.fanbase.com/media.fanbase.com/8/2366/d5010fce4a80c5a00cc61baa915cc74d3184cdb0.jpg?x=640&y=426&sig=20676888bad9782eac2f74e585c3d4d9)

That left arm looks like it got caught in a chipper.
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: _bruce_ on February 04, 2015, 10:05:40 AM
Addiction comes in many shapes and  forms.  :D
Btw, Ivan is still looking great.
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: indie-lad on February 04, 2015, 05:34:25 PM
This is still awesome!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9y5fl__ZIzE
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: Slik on February 04, 2015, 07:03:23 PM
This is still awesome!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9y5fl__ZIzE

Those were the days man.  They all used to come in to Mainion's gym back in the 80s when i worked there.  Ivan was like a fireplug.
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 04, 2015, 07:27:03 PM
This posting is on behalf of a client who is addicted to Ivan Putski.  The client is interested in bidding on any items that have come in contact with Mr. Putski's body.  The more intimate the item, the higher the bid.  Preferred items include hats, wrestling trunks, hairbrushes, joskstraps, dirty athletic socks, wads of used toilet paper, etc.  Time travel technology allowing the client to return to 1979 and meet Mr. Putski when he was ripped will draw $1,000,000.  Thank you. 

Lol@ wads of used toilet paper hahaha
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: funk51 on February 05, 2015, 09:21:16 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Ivan Putski Addiction
Post by: _bruce_ on February 05, 2015, 10:08:59 AM
;D

Posedown on planet Juruth