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Title: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: bradistani on May 07, 2011, 10:01:29 PM
a clean shaven and smooth 'barbarian', lol.

Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: BIG ACH on May 07, 2011, 11:13:39 PM
The movie looks cool....

The main character (Conan) looks gay!



Its weird though, he looks bigger on the show "Game of Thrones" - you would think he would've bulked up even more for the movie, but instead he went backwards!


So uncool!



This is Conan!

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Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: DK II on May 08, 2011, 03:20:15 AM
looks cool.

Calm down boys, it's just a movie.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: devilsmile on May 08, 2011, 04:13:36 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SSSSSHHHH! SSSSSSHHH!!!!!!!!! :-X

what a pathetic looking möövie!!!! HAHAHA conan my sweet ass :D...

only good thing in that movie is the nude whores and the battle marches.... that's the only conan theme I saw there.

and I agree with big ach totally
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2011, 04:29:29 AM
Guy needs to up the dose...
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: wavelength on May 08, 2011, 04:31:53 AM
he doesn't even look like he works out
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2011, 04:38:37 AM
Quote from: wavelength on May 08, 2011, 04:31:53 AM
he doesn't even look like he works out

If there is a film that an actor should buff up for then it is this one....
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: Natural Man on May 08, 2011, 05:40:28 AM
- they showed everything in the trailer alrdy as usual, retards

- worst casting mistake ever; sfx sound good but the guy is absoultey uncharismatic
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: chunkramwell on May 08, 2011, 05:46:43 AM
I played a Conan computer game one time and it was rubbish. Only the original movie stands out as something worth looking at. I guess the new film will be better than The Vagina Monologues on Ice though.
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: WillGrant on May 08, 2011, 06:17:15 AM
Looks good  8)
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: suckmymuscle on May 08, 2011, 10:59:07 AM
  This looks generic in terms of special effects, and in an era where films showing superheroes with fatastic powers are commonplace, a guy who's only skill is being strong and swinging a sword doesen't awe me.

  The only way to make this film great would be to have a really over-the-top Conan with a really over-the-top villain and really, really brutal and epic battles. They should have used a really monster bodybuilder here like Branch Warren as a body double, and put his musculature in the frame of Shaquille O'Neil with the voice of James Earl Jones. Like I said, a really over-the-top Conan.

   Make the villain really perverse, depraved and despicable. Open the film with him raiding a village, burning everyone alive and then fucking a little girl down her throat until she dies of asphyxiation. Show the little girl turning purple and gasping in despair as the bandit laughs and thrusts his dick down her throat. Make the point that he got power by killing his older brother for the throne by slowly poisoning him to death in the most despicable way with no remorse and removing the uterus of his own mom so that she could never give him any brothers that could challenge him for throne. Make him a real monster.

  The battle scenes should be so vicious and gruesome that most people will vomit in the audience. Make it into a huge "Friday The 13th" slasher flick showing guts spilling, skulls being cracked with brain matter splashing everywhere and nutsacks swinging from spear heads. This is how I would have made the film. I would have given the fans what they want to see...

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: bradistani on May 08, 2011, 11:30:49 AM
Quote from: suckmymuscle on May 08, 2011, 10:59:07 AM
 This looks generic in terms of special effects, and in an era where films showing superheroes with fatastic powers are commonplace, a guy who's only skill is being strong and swinging a sword doesen't awe me.

  The only way to make this film great would be to have a really over-the-top Conan with a really over-the-top villain and really, really brutal and epic battles. They should have used a really monster bodybuilder here like Branch Warren as a body double, and put his musculature in the frame of Shaquille O'Neil with the voice of James Earl Jones. Like I said, a really over-the-top Conan.

   Make the villain really perverse, depraved and despicable. Open the film with him raiding a village, burning everyone alive and then fucking a little girl down her throat until she dies of asphyxiation. Show the little girl turning purple and gasping in despair as the bandit laughs and thrusts his dick down her throat. Make the point that he got power by killing his older brother for the throne by slowly poisoning him to death in the most despicable way with no remorse and removing the uterus of his own mom so that she could never give him any brothers that could challenge him for throne. Make him a real monster.

  The battle scenes should be so vicious and gruesome that most people will vomit in the audience. Make it into a huge "Friday The 13th" slasher flick showing guts spilling, skulls being cracked with brain matter splashing everywhere and nutsacks swinging from spear heads. This is how I would have made the film. I would have given the fans what they want to see...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

 
:o :o :o DA FUCK!  :o :o :o

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Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: chunkramwell on May 08, 2011, 02:52:49 PM
Quote from: bradistani on May 08, 2011, 11:30:49 AM
:o :o :o DA FUCK!  :o :o :o

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Top post mate, keep it up!
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: L00n on May 09, 2011, 03:09:29 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0816462/locations

lol lol

gimme a break i didn't know that

Filming locations for:

Bistriza, Bulgaria

Bolata, Dobrich, Bulgaria

New Boyana Film Studios, Sofia, Bulgaria

Pernik, Bulgaria

Vitosha, Bulgaria

Zlatnite Mostove, Vitosha, Bulgaria
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: Tapeworm on May 09, 2011, 04:35:52 AM
She called him CO-nin.  ???  It's co-NAN.  The barbari-AN.  

Dickheads.
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: Garb316HHH on May 09, 2011, 04:40:45 AM
SUCKMYMUSCLE, what da fuck, :) but u have a point there.

Either way I'm going to see it.
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: ARNIE1947 on May 10, 2011, 02:12:03 PM
conan poster...
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: Nails on May 10, 2011, 02:13:52 PM
This shit Arnie so upset... Threw Maria out the Mansion
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: kreator on May 10, 2011, 02:30:23 PM
not another ''300'' movie where a bunch of metros try to act rough and tough
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: HERACLES on May 10, 2011, 05:25:45 PM
Quote from: kreator on May 10, 2011, 02:30:23 PM
not another ''300'' movie where a bunch of metros try to act rough and tough

Yup looks shittty..they should of made it like Arnolds conan..that was awesome.
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: OzmO on May 11, 2011, 09:17:19 AM
Seems like the wrong pick to play Conan
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: Gregzs on May 12, 2011, 03:54:36 PM
Jason's interview

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/joshw24/news/?a=37164
Title: Re: Conan the Barbarian Trailer 2
Post by: Meso_z on May 14, 2011, 10:45:06 AM
Trailer looks fucking cool. cant wait.