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Title: TMI
Post by: Wiggs on May 11, 2011, 01:50:17 AM
So last week I was jerking off to porn on my cell phone in my restroom and fell asleep twice with my dick in my hand, while the porn was still playing, because I was high. But good Wiggs was determined to get that nut off! And I did. The scene was utterly dispicable, a grown large black man with his reeboxs shorts and underwear around his ankles, sitting on the edge of the bathtub, with his phone in his left hand, and himself on the right....High on marijuana, and trying to fight the sleep inducing marijuana....Quite a sight and it was me! :-X....When I woke up, I lol'd, because of how funny and pathetic it was...


This is a true story and yes, I'm high.....TMI....(To much information)
Title: Re: TMI
Post by: Firemuscle on May 11, 2011, 02:08:40 AM
So last week I was jerking off to porn on my cell phone in my restroom and fell asleep twice with my dick in my hand, while the porn was still playing, because I was high. But good Wiggs was determined to get that nut off! And I did. The scene was utterly dispicable, a grown large black man with his reeboxs shorts and underwear around his ankles, sitting on the edge of the bathtub, with his phone in his left hand, and himself on the right....High on marijuana, and trying to fight the sleep inducing marijuana....Quite a sight and it was me! :-X....When I woke up, I lol'd, because of how funny and pathetic it was...


This is a true story and yes, I'm high.....TMI....(To much information)

 Damn dude. That's pretty bad.

 Why are you falling asleep off the weed like a 13 year old girl? I thought you were a real man......
Title: Re: TMI
Post by: Wiggs on May 11, 2011, 02:14:54 AM
Damn dude. That's pretty bad.

 Why are you falling asleep off the weed like a 13 year old girl? I thought you were a real man......


I thought I was a real man also :'(  I've always been like that when I get really high.  But alas, Let join together in a hearty laugh at that bastard Wiggs! :D
Title: Re: TMI
Post by: Parker on May 11, 2011, 02:17:19 AM
At least you didn't start gigglin' uncontrollably and fall inside the bathtub...
Title: Re: TMI
Post by: Firemuscle on May 11, 2011, 02:20:43 AM

I thought I was a real man also :'(  I've always been like that when I get really high.  But alas, Let join together in a hearty laugh at that bastard Wiggs! :D

 Just drink some caffiene with your weed.

 Lovely combo. Keep you high and strong.

 Also there's no need to smoke too much. Just take like 3 fat hits. There's no need to smoke a fat bowl or joint unless you're with like 6 people.

 Keep on smokin' brother.
Title: Re: TMI
Post by: Tapeworm on May 11, 2011, 03:41:37 AM
So last week I was jerking off to porn on my cell phone in my restroom and fell asleep twice with my dick in my hand, while the porn was still playing, because I was high. But good Wiggs was determined to get that nut off! And I did. The scene was utterly dispicable, a grown large black man with his reeboxs shorts and underwear around his ankles, sitting on the edge of the bathtub, with his phone in his left hand, and himself on the right....High on marijuana, and trying to fight the sleep inducing marijuana....Quite a sight and it was me! :-X....When I woke up, I lol'd, because of how funny and pathetic it was...


This is a true story and yes, I'm high.....TMI....(To much information)


And you want to be my district manager.  >:(
Title: Re: TMI
Post by: garebear on May 11, 2011, 03:58:45 AM
Latex salesman.
Title: Re: TMI
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on May 11, 2011, 04:02:50 AM
Too Much Indo
Title: Re: TMI
Post by: JasonH on May 11, 2011, 04:07:00 AM

And you want to be my district manager.  >:(

LMAO!  ;D
Title: Re: TMI
Post by: makaveli25 on May 11, 2011, 06:52:32 AM
Are you sure you weren't nodding off from opiates? Wiggs ?  ???

Same thing happens to me when I'm high as fuck on pills.

Weed doesn't make you nod!