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Title: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Deicide on May 13, 2011, 06:13:27 PM
was preaching at me, very annoying, all in all...I listened and then I told him to piss off.

What would you do?
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 13, 2011, 06:14:56 PM
was preaching at me, very annoying, all in all...I listened and then I told him to piss off.

What would you do?

Beat him to death with a pork-chop.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: sync pulse on May 13, 2011, 06:15:50 PM
In a nice way... same.

I tell him that real leather is the perfect upholstery material.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: chaos on May 13, 2011, 06:17:44 PM
Beat him to death with a pork-chop.
Too time consuming, 15lb frozen ham is much faster.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: bradistani on May 13, 2011, 06:18:08 PM
shoulda told him that if god didn't want us to eat animals, then he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: kiwiol on May 13, 2011, 06:18:47 PM
If they're preaching &/or trying to convert you, then just cut them in the middle of a sentence and say you're hungry and that you're gonna eat some steak.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: FREAKgeek on May 13, 2011, 06:19:13 PM
was preaching at me, very annoying, all in all...I listened and then I told him to piss off.

What would you do?

Tell them that their shit still stinks.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 13, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
Too time consuming, 15lb frozen ham is much faster.

Maybe he prefers a slow death for his sunken eyed, emaciated, juandiced 120lb friend?
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Deicide on May 13, 2011, 06:22:50 PM
If they're preaching &/or trying to convert you, then just cut them in the middle of a sentence and say you're hungry and that you're gonna eat some steak.

I would have liked to...well I did have minced beef today...just didn't want to be rude.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: chaos on May 13, 2011, 06:24:36 PM
Maybe he prefers a slow death for his sunken eyed, emaciated, juandiced 120lb friend?
He should have shut their fingers in the door like my wife did to some Jewhovah Witness that tried to talk to her. ;D

Chick screamed like a banshee!! ;D
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 13, 2011, 06:25:00 PM
I would have liked to...well I did have minced beef today...just didn't want to be rude.

Tell him green leafy salad has a soul too.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: MP on May 13, 2011, 06:26:16 PM
Could Iron Mike have convinced you?

(http://www.weallscheme.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mike-tyson-vegan-e1303387170568.jpg)
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Deicide on May 13, 2011, 06:34:09 PM
Could Iron Mike have convinced you?

(http://www.weallscheme.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mike-tyson-vegan-e1303387170568.jpg)

He's a vegan now? ???
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 13, 2011, 06:36:17 PM
He's a vegan now? ???

Not really, but Mike just prefers the Ears.  :D
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: MP on May 13, 2011, 06:37:45 PM
He's a vegan now? ???



Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: The True Adonis on May 13, 2011, 10:30:53 PM
I believe Mike Tyson has drained every last ounce of testosterone in his body.  In fact, I wouldn`t be surprised that his doctors have been dosing with some estrogen enhancing psycho drugs.  Clearly the side effects of whatever medication he is taken has turned him into a lamb.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 13, 2011, 10:38:50 PM
Too time consuming, 15lb frozen ham is much faster.
X2 dont fuck around take them down lights out.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on May 13, 2011, 10:46:23 PM
If they're preaching &/or trying to convert you, then just cut them in the middle of a sentence and say you're hungry and that you're gonna eat some steak.

aka the leave them thinking they've met Oscar Wilde approach.  ::)
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Meso_z on May 13, 2011, 10:49:40 PM
Dont let them brainwash you.  ;D
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 14, 2011, 01:09:35 AM
Maybe he prefers a slow death for his sunken eyed, emaciated, juandiced 120lb friend?
How about this 57 year old vegan weakling ?
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: The True Adonis on May 14, 2011, 01:29:47 AM
How about this 57 year old vegan weakling ?
All Drugs.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Princess L on May 14, 2011, 02:05:10 AM
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I would have liked to...well I did have minced beef today...just didn't want to be rude.
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But telling him to piss off wasn't  ???

 ;D
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: wes on May 14, 2011, 02:09:45 AM
I would have told him I was a Jehovas Witness on a mission to convert others.........he would have left for sure and in a hurry!


Or,I simply would have administered a series headbutts to his nose until he passed out.  ;)
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Dreadlifter on May 14, 2011, 03:02:35 AM
vegans and vegetarians make my blood boil. bad enough that you live that lifestyle in the first place but if you criticise me eating the diet millions of years has tuned us to, telling me it's unethical, unhealthy and just plain wrong, i think i'm within rights to spill your blood.

I'm off for a soybean and seaweed pie.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: wes on May 14, 2011, 03:44:20 AM

I'm off for a soybean and seaweed pie.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Dreadlifter on May 14, 2011, 04:08:50 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=376278.0;attach=413467;image)


I'd rather slurp down the contents of that spew bucket than be vegan.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: BB on May 14, 2011, 05:41:52 AM
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Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 14, 2011, 05:44:32 AM
Think i'm the only one on getbig that has been a vegan for 2 years??
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Marty Champions on May 14, 2011, 05:47:03 AM
shoulda told him that if god didn't want us to eat animals, then he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

yeah he shouldnt have made cocaine plants or poisonis plants either yeah. he shouldve made things alot EASIER too yeah yeah mr. god shouldnt have made cancer or given us difficult choices yeah great argument asswipe
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Marty Champions on May 14, 2011, 06:08:48 AM
.

thanks for posting this awesome thing
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Marty Champions on May 14, 2011, 06:10:16 AM
Think i'm the only one on getbig that has been a vegan for 2 years??

ive been one since 07
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Marty Champions on May 14, 2011, 08:00:43 AM
I have to cook Vegan all the time. I have no problem with people that live this life style. But most of the time they just won't be quiet about how bad/in humane to eat meat. Thats is the part I don't enjoy.

could u post up some good recipes if you dont mind
?
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 14, 2011, 09:29:31 AM
"A Vegan came in the shoe store today..."

I know what Al would do with his old Polk High baseball bat...
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 14, 2011, 09:39:30 AM
I have to cook Vegan all the time. I have no problem with people that live this life style. But most of the time they just won't be quiet about how bad/in humane to eat meat. Thats is the part I don't enjoy.

They never shut the hell up how bad it is to eat meat. I just wanna punch the fuck out of them.  >:(

"Eating meat is bad."

"Eating meat is like eating your pet."

"Eating meat will send you straight to hell."

It just goes on and on with fucking Vegans.....
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Mr. Magoo on May 14, 2011, 11:06:57 AM
I haven't seen one argument in this thread against vegans

just slander and threats  :-\

I'm not one by the way. I wish I was.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 14, 2011, 11:10:13 AM
vegans and vegetarians make my blood boil. bad enough that you live that lifestyle in the first place but if you criticise me eating the diet millions of years has tuned us to, telling me it's unethical, unhealthy and just plain wrong, i think i'm within rights to spill your blood.

I'm off for a soybean and seaweed pie.
It's the meat that makes you so agressive, dreaddy...
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 14, 2011, 11:20:23 AM
The absolute worst ones I have ever delt with are the Vegans that are PETA members. Oh boy they are a fun crowd!

See, i give money to them, but i cannot tolerate all the shit they say about me eating meat. The PETA members will get really violent too.  :-\ Yea, they are a riot.... >:( Hell, if you eat a steak, you are going straight to hell. It gets sad when i had friends for over 15 years who ate meat aslong as i have known them, but they date a "Hardcore PETA Chick" and they lost their balls.  >:( I love sitting down and ordering nothing but meat.  :D It's gets even worse when i go Fishing and they start fucking with me about how i am killing gods children.
 
::) ::)
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 14, 2011, 02:02:30 PM
See, i give money to them, but i cannot tolerate all the shit they say about me eating meat. The PETA members will get really violent too.  :-\ Yea, they are a riot.... >:( Hell, if you eat a steak, you are going straight to hell. It gets sad when i had friends for over 15 years who ate meat aslong as i have known them, but they date a "Hardcore PETA Chick" and they lost their balls.  >:( I love sitting down and ordering nothing but meat.  :D It's gets even worse when i go Fishing and they start fucking with me about how i am killing gods children.
 
::) ::)

Understood but these guys are after money as everyone is.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 14, 2011, 02:05:27 PM
R
All Sauerkraut man.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 14, 2011, 02:08:39 PM
Next time feed him to the dogs, they're not vegans
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: The True Adonis on May 15, 2011, 11:20:47 PM
yeah he shouldnt have made cocaine plants or poisonis plants either yeah. he shouldve made things alot EASIER too yeah yeah mr. god shouldnt have made cancer or given us difficult choices yeah great argument asswipe
There is no such thing as god and nothing was just "made" in its present form.  There, that kind of makes it easy for the both of you.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: WillGrant on May 15, 2011, 11:22:46 PM
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll59yqlvnW1qcjs6fo1_250.gif)
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 16, 2011, 06:38:21 AM
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll59yqlvnW1qcjs6fo1_250.gif)
;D ;D
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Howard on May 16, 2011, 07:08:50 AM
was preaching at me, very annoying, all in all...I listened and then I told him to piss off.

What would you do?

If they want a serious answer and press me I say this:

Look at the teeth that human beings evloved with.
They include canines , molars, etc.
Thus, based on science we were meant to eat meat, plants, and be omniverous to be 100% healthy.
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 16, 2011, 11:19:35 AM
It's also very natural to die in a horrible way when you got appendicitis...
Title: Re: A vegan tried to convert me today...
Post by: Howard on May 16, 2011, 11:23:00 AM
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll59yqlvnW1qcjs6fo1_250.gif)
Uderley epic pic