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Title: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: The RedMeatKid on May 27, 2011, 10:58:15 AM
Any word on this?  How about Craigers, he's got 5 and a half in.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 27, 2011, 10:59:21 AM
Any word on this?  How about Craigers, he's got 5 and a half in.
Tomorrow morning, I heard. She'll be guestposing at the NYpro..
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: 240 is Back on May 27, 2011, 11:02:49 AM
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Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 27, 2011, 11:05:54 AM
She will probably go to Wal-Mart and buy some makeup.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: tommywishbone on May 27, 2011, 11:09:07 AM
She will probably go to Wal-Mart and buy some makeup.

I thought she only purchased lighter fluid there?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 27, 2011, 11:10:50 AM
I thought she only purchased lighter fluid there?
;D Good point.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: tom joad on May 27, 2011, 11:17:37 AM
Any word on this?  How about Craigers, he's got 5 and a half in.

RedMeat, would ya like to slam Kelly once she gets out of the slammer?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: gh15 on May 27, 2011, 11:20:40 AM
She will probably go to Wal-Mart and buy some makeup.

noooo,,thats not the ugly wife style ,,

first thing she will do if release and she will he wont but she will in a number of years,,,she will go and get her nails done! ,,you dont know fitness whroes well,,
she will go enter a salon or nail shop ,,and ask 1.5 inch square ,,got to be square otherwize not slutty enough french manicure ...probbaly gel but usualy fitness whores like the acrylac style ,,it go well with the fake tits

fuckin whores i cant stand them god

gh15 approved
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 27, 2011, 11:22:01 AM
Has gh15 been drinking?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 27, 2011, 11:24:08 AM
noooo,,thats not the ugly wife style ,,

first thing she will do if release and she will he wont but she will in a number of years,,,she will go and get her nails done! ,,you dont know fitness whroes well,,
she will go enter a salon or nail shop ,,and ask 1.5 inch square ,,got to be square otherwize not slutty enough french manicure ...probbaly gel but usualy fitness whores like the acrylac style ,,it go well with the fake tits

fuckin whores i cant stand them god

gh15 approved
In bold agreed.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: gh15 on May 27, 2011, 11:24:20 AM
Has gh15 been drinking?

lol ,,no just saying the truth,,,need fake nails because the fingers are musculine...nails are flat..why?,, because they are on HORMONES ,,you cant try to pass them natural like noel do and then have all this touched pictures of hair and all those fake nails screaming from a distance ,,and fake tann ,,and spray tann loreal pari,,, and lips done ,,and eye lashes extended,,all fake ,,INCLUDING the muscle

gh15 approved
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: The RedMeatKid on May 27, 2011, 11:24:22 AM
I bet Craiggers has that jail wrapped around his finger...manipulating everyone, guards included.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 27, 2011, 11:34:04 AM
I bet Craiggers has that jail wrapped around his finger...manipulating everyone, guards included.
His Dutch nephew is called Joran van der Sloot, you know..
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: Playboy on May 27, 2011, 11:49:00 AM
She's do out in 2012. She still fucked. What will she do? She is blackballed everywhere and will have to change her appearance, move to a different city or country and do something low key.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: HTexan on May 27, 2011, 11:50:21 AM
Who is going to the release protest?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: Tre on May 27, 2011, 11:54:11 AM
first thing she will do if release and she will he wont but she will in a number of years,,,she will go and get her nails done! ,,you dont know fitness whores well,,
she will go enter a salon or nail shop ,

Will it be the same nail place where she was arrested?  That would be totally GETBIG of her.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: The RedMeatKid on May 27, 2011, 11:57:04 AM
They were arrested a couple of towns over from me, in Stoughton.  BTW, great strip joint called Club Alex's in Stoughton.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: G_Thang on May 27, 2011, 11:58:15 AM
She's do out in 2012. She still fucked. What will she do? She is blackballed everywhere and will have to change her appearance, move to a different city or country and do something low key.

i got an extra room with silk sheets.  without craig, she's a wet pussy cat.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: Board_SHERIF on May 27, 2011, 11:58:38 AM
She's do out in 2012. She still fucked. What will she do? She is blackballed everywhere and will have to change her appearance, move to a different city or country and do something low key.

She can go live with Homolka...2 pieces of shite....
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 27, 2011, 11:59:22 AM
She'll be old..
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 27, 2011, 12:05:33 PM
She'll be old..
Probably go into MILF porn.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: The RedMeatKid on May 27, 2011, 12:27:17 PM
I have a place for her right here in my apartment.  I bet she gets real freaky.  I'll drive her right up to that nail shop and we can start her life over right where it left off.  Hell, I'll even buy a Dodge truck.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: 240 is Back on May 27, 2011, 12:29:56 PM
posting a pic from that nail salon would be SO getbig.  I could see it happening.

she'll have dozens of offers from curious schmoes.  she'll have a couch to sleep on, no doubt.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: mass243 on May 27, 2011, 12:32:02 PM
noooo,,thats not the ugly wife style ,,

first thing she will do if release and she will he wont but she will in a number of years,,,she will go and get her nails done! ,,you dont know fitness whroes well,,
she will go enter a salon or nail shop ,,and ask 1.5 inch square ,,got to be square otherwize not slutty enough french manicure ...probbaly gel but usualy fitness whores like the acrylac style ,,it go well with the fake tits

fuckin whores i cant stand them god

gh15 approved

gh15 still has sum' test running in his system  8) 8)
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: andreisdaman on May 27, 2011, 12:38:35 PM
noooo,,thats not the ugly wife style ,,

first thing she will do if release and she will he wont but she will in a number of years,,,she will go and get her nails done! ,,you dont know fitness whroes well,,
she will go enter a salon or nail shop ,,and ask 1.5 inch square ,,got to be square otherwize not slutty enough french manicure ...probbaly gel but usualy fitness whores like the acrylac style ,,it go well with the fake tits

fuckin whores i cant stand them god

gh15 approved

agreed..the nail salon....then go get her hair done
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: andreisdaman on May 27, 2011, 12:40:23 PM
She's do out in 2012. She still fucked. What will she do? She is blackballed everywhere and will have to change her appearance, move to a different city or country and do something low key.

I doubt if they will let her out on the first try for parole....they will make her wait until next time to make it look good..the crime was just too horrific
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: The RedMeatKid on May 27, 2011, 12:40:46 PM
I heard she was totally naive  when she met Craig.  Craiggers must of taught 1001 positions.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: tweeter on May 27, 2011, 01:58:24 PM
What was she specifically convicted of (i.e. 1st degree homicide, 2nd degree manslaughter, etc)?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: 240 is Back on May 27, 2011, 02:05:31 PM
What was she specifically convicted of (i.e. 1st degree homicide, 2nd degree manslaughter, etc)?

Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: tweeter on May 27, 2011, 02:10:03 PM
Ok, never mind....I just looked it up and she took a plea deal for arson and battery with a deadly weapon resulting in significant bodily harm. It says she is eligible for parole on December 21, 2011. Sounds like she got off pretty easy.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: jesusbod on May 27, 2011, 02:47:12 PM
Ok, never mind....I just looked it up and she took a plea deal for arson and battery with a deadly weapon resulting in significant bodily harm. It says she is eligible for parole on December 21, 2011. Sounds like she got off pretty easy.

No one gets Parole first time around.. Usually..
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: Natural Man on May 27, 2011, 03:26:25 PM
She's do out in 2012. She still fucked. What will she do? She is blackballed everywhere and will have to change her appearance, move to a different city or country and do something low key.
she ll get back into lifting weights, will seduce some poor ugly dude with a good job and restart her life.
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: andreisdaman on May 27, 2011, 03:27:51 PM
she ll get back into lifting weights, will seduce some poor ugly dude with a good job and restart her life.

in other words..she'll be out and banging guys in no time while craiggers rots and grows old in prison because he tried to protect her by taking the fall
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: tweeter on May 27, 2011, 03:41:51 PM
No one gets Parole first time around.. Usually..
How often does parole come up? Is it once every year as soon as you reach eligibility?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: andreisdaman on May 27, 2011, 03:49:41 PM
I'm not sure..probably different in every state..I think maybe once every two years or so?
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: Board_SHERIF on May 27, 2011, 04:47:58 PM
how can I get in touch with her ? I am serious - I could put her up..
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: dov on May 27, 2011, 06:12:48 PM
2014 for Kelly(parole?) Craig 2023(parole?)
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: gracie bjj on May 28, 2011, 08:15:02 AM
usually you go see the parole around your eligabilty date, most of the time on violent crime cases youll get a blast, which is a hit. a hit is the parole board denying you of release and rescheduling you to come back in a certain time. if they gave her a 2 year blast, she would go see the parole board again in about 14 months. blast suck, trust me i know, you go sit in a room praying your going to get a date and then they give you a blast and your mind is screwed for afew days. craig aint running nothing in prison, hes prolly sucking up to the netas or the other latin gangs for protection, just like he did on his last bid. prisons are all about gangs now, back in the 80,s it was different and if you had to do time it was back then, cable tv, olympic style weights rooms, boxing rings, plus it was easy to smuggle in shit back then, 100 anadrol rammed in your ass inside a baloon wasnt very comfortible but you did what you had to do :o
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: jesusbod on May 28, 2011, 08:31:31 AM
How often does parole come up? Is it once every year as soon as you reach eligibility?

I think it is once a year...
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: johnnynoname on May 28, 2011, 08:34:39 AM
Probably go into MILF porn.

she didn't have kids so it wouldn't be "MILF" porn..
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: dyslexic on May 28, 2011, 10:16:40 AM
She is an Equestrian...
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: Tito24 on May 28, 2011, 10:17:35 AM
splitting the atom
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: Board_SHERIF on May 28, 2011, 10:41:00 AM
she didn't have kids so it wouldn't be "MILF" porn..

This is Murderers I Like To Fuck (MILF) not the regular MILF...
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: dyslexic on May 28, 2011, 02:06:20 PM
This is Murderers I Like To Fuck (MILF) not the regular MILF...


Varying degrees of MILFism...


Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: 240 is Back on May 28, 2011, 02:24:31 PM
This is Murderers I Like To Fuck (MILF) not the regular MILF...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Kelly Ryan Release Date
Post by: andreisdaman on May 28, 2011, 02:37:53 PM
This is Murderers I Like To Fuck (MILF) not the regular MILF...

NICE ONE!!! ;)