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Title: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 28, 2011, 12:04:23 PM: The bacteria has killed nine people in Germany, with almost 300 people being admitted to hospital. Cases have also been reported in Sweden, Denmark and the Netherlands.

No more fucking grapefruits..this is the real thing.
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: mass243 on May 28, 2011, 12:06:14 PM: And where did those fuked up vegetables come from?

Yep, you guessed it, from Spain.

FUK! Someone nuke Spain already!! Why can't nukes be bought from Lidl ;D
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on May 28, 2011, 12:06:27 PM: I am hung like a cucumber :D
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 28, 2011, 12:07:57 PM
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: _bruce_ on May 28, 2011, 02:56:49 PM: Quote from: mass243 on May 28, 2011, 12:06:14 PM
And where did those fuked up vegetables come from?

Yep, you guessed it, from Spain.

FUK! Someone nuke Spain already!! Why can't nukes be bought from Lidl ;D

Just show them an aaraab visa.
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: dr.chimps on May 28, 2011, 03:02:52 PM: There goes Tea-time. Every time I visit the relatives, out come the cucumber sandwiches on white bread, with lashings of butter. Washed down with pots of Tetley tea. How they ever established an empire is beyond me. ;D
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: Dreadlifter on May 28, 2011, 03:44:46 PM: cucumber is the most worthless shit i've ever encountered.

Stinks like shit, smells like shit and even after you take it out it sils anything it's come into contact with.
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: The Grim Lifter on May 28, 2011, 03:47:03 PM: I sense a porn movie
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: wes on May 28, 2011, 03:48:29 PM: Quote from: dr.chimps on May 28, 2011, 03:02:52 PM
There goes Tea-time. Every time I visit the relatives, out come the cucumber sandwiches on white bread, with lashings of butter. Washed down with pots of Tetley tea. How they ever established an empire is beyond me. ;D
Dude,I fucking spit coffee out all over my fucking desk!! LOL ;D
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: kiwiol on May 28, 2011, 03:51:00 PM: (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=378387.0;attach=415224;image)

UK Gold must've graduated to using something of this size by now. Hope he's OK.
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: dr.chimps on May 28, 2011, 04:11:43 PM: Quote from: kiwiol on May 28, 2011, 03:51:00 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=378387.0;attach=415224;image)

UK Gold must've graduated to using something of this size by now. Hope he's OK.
That's no ~~moon~~ strap-on!
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: DK II on May 29, 2011, 07:05:30 AM: Fatpanda will survive, he wouldn't touch any vegetable with a ten foot pole.
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: el numero uno on May 29, 2011, 08:12:22 AM: Quote from: DK II on May 29, 2011, 07:05:30 AM
Fatpanda will survive, he wouldn't touch any vegetable with a ten foot pole.
:D
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: Tito24 on May 29, 2011, 08:22:07 AM: wow i wish i could feel that thing in my ass
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 29, 2011, 08:25:47 AM: Quote from: mass243 on May 28, 2011, 12:06:14 PM
And where did those fuked up vegetables come from?

Yep, you guessed it, from Spain.

FUK! Someone nuke Spain already!! Why can't nukes be bought from Lidl ;D
The Dutch kicked Spanish ass in the 80 yr war !!!
But now we have to pay their 25% unemployment.....
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: mass243 on May 29, 2011, 08:48:42 AM: Quote from: dutchguy on May 29, 2011, 08:25:47 AM
The Dutch kicked Spanish ass in the 80 yr war !!!
But now we have to pay their 25% unemployment.....

Dutch - FUK YEAH !!!

And soon we all in EU will bail out Spain just like Portugal and Greece >:(
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: Deicide on May 29, 2011, 08:52:47 AM: Quote from: dutchguy on May 29, 2011, 08:25:47 AM
The Dutch kicked Spanish ass in the 80 yr war !!!
But now we have to pay their 25% unemployment.....

Een nieuwe oorlog is het enige antwoord!
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 29, 2011, 08:54:56 AM: Deicide wasts a lot of wasted energy he could do nice things with..
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: Deicide on May 29, 2011, 08:58:38 AM: Quote from: dutchguy on May 29, 2011, 08:54:56 AM
Deicide wasts a lot of wasted energy he could do nice things with..

Wie bent jij eigenlijk? ???
Title: Re: Killer cucumber bug hits Britain...
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 29, 2011, 10:11:07 AM: Quote from: Deicide on May 29, 2011, 08:58:38 AM
Wie bent jij eigenlijk? ???
Mind your Dutch, mein guter Freund......