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Title: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: pillowtalk on May 28, 2011, 09:50:39 PM
Well folks.

It's that time we are but days away from June, which is when the obese nutrition guru (AKA - Fat Panda) said he would return to 'GB' - sub 10% body fat!!

NOW, having seen his little spare (box) room (cupboard under the stairs) with an Argos bench & some adjustable dumb bells  ::)
I know this tasks to be impossible, not to mention his complete lack of understanding, when it comes to any-thing relating to macro-nutrient composition - vs - cardio.

Having been sub 10% on numerous occasions my self, & knowing the obese one.
I would put every-thing I own (including my brand, business) on the proverbial, Poker table, that he has got more chance of getting to the top of mount Everest (unassisted by oxygen, a feat few in the world can master) than he has of posting pics here in a week or so at sub 10%.

So, come on 'FP' it's put the fuck up, or shut the fuck up time.
Or did you get run off the board for good last time we roasted your ass?? oh, & don't bother to say we never got under your skin because those last x2 threads you started before you went in-to hibernation, were just pure gold mate  ;)

So, let's be having you fat-boy.............
Step up to the plate (much more than usual, muffle laughter).

Here is a sneak preview (that I acquired from my people in the know) of the condition he was holding just last week.
Don't forget that due to his total lack of understanding, of all things tech based (especially goetagging on I-phone pics, we know where he lives)

So here he is getting reading for another day of cardio am - weights mid afternoon & a day of plain fish, boiled Eggs, Chicken breast & steamed veggies........
PT
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: WillGrant on May 28, 2011, 09:54:33 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 28, 2011, 10:10:23 PM
He won't recover...

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/KitKatChunky.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 28, 2011, 10:13:47 PM
Where did he go anyway used to be here all the time?
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: DK II on May 28, 2011, 10:14:14 PM
He won't recover...

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/KitKatChunky.jpg)


LOL, he won't.

Even 4 months on HGH, test, tren and a bb diet couldn't give him a decent physique.
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: kiwiol on May 28, 2011, 10:15:36 PM
Have a break, have a Kit Kat...

...or if you're fatpanda, 6 chunky Kit Kats
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 28, 2011, 10:23:32 PM
I thought I saw Panda fighting Frank Mir tonight.....but I could be wrong.
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 28, 2011, 10:34:32 PM

LOL, he won't.

Even 4 months on HGH, test, tren and a bb diet couldn't give him a decent physique.

brother, 6 months of a low calorie diet and boatloads of clen and dnp wouldn't make him skinny
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: Maldoror on May 28, 2011, 10:36:18 PM
He probably offed himself after he left. Don't count on him ever coming back.
On the flipside, he's probably lean and bone-dry by now.  8)
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: DK II on May 28, 2011, 10:37:53 PM
Have a break, have a KitKat...

...or if you're fatpanda, 6 chunky KitKats

and a longer break....

 
brother, 6 months of a low calorie diet and boatloads of clen and dnp wouldn't make him skinny


 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: FlexGuns on May 28, 2011, 10:44:09 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 28, 2011, 10:45:17 PM
the chaos photoshops were epic, I think they started the lonely walk down the road to suicide for fp
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: FlexGuns on May 28, 2011, 10:48:07 PM
Have a break, have a KitKat...

...or if you're fatpanda, 6 chunky KitKats

LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 28, 2011, 10:59:21 PM
sexy bitch
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: chaos on May 29, 2011, 11:02:10 AM
the chaos photoshops were epic, I think they started the lonely walk down the road to suicide for fp

I can't take credit for that series of photoshops.

The only thing I ever did to his pic.............
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: lovemonkey on May 29, 2011, 11:29:31 AM
Hmm this one's familiar  ;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=378427.0;attach=415263;image)
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: mass243 on May 29, 2011, 11:31:13 AM
Hahahahah! Fat Panda... one of the most epic characters on GB  8)  ;D

I miss the constant bashing on him! Those were good times. I really hope he comes back... but he won't.
Disturbia did a good work also  ;D


Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: Meso_z on May 29, 2011, 11:45:12 AM
Hahahahah! Fat Panda... one of the most epic characters on GB  8)  ;D

I miss the constant bashing on him! Those were good times. I really hope he comes back... but he won't.
Disturbia did a good work also  ;D



hahahaha
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on May 29, 2011, 11:47:03 AM
He is seeking nutritional advice from Pumpster
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 29, 2011, 03:15:50 PM
He is seeking nutritional advice from Pumpster
8)
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: Deicide on May 29, 2011, 04:13:38 PM
8)

I still can't believe that Pumpster was lying straight through his teeth the whole time...incredible.
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 29, 2011, 04:24:27 PM
I still can't believe that Pumpster was lying straight through his teeth the whole time...incredible.

He actually said to me with a straight face.."my upper body is comparable to yours and my legs are much better."

And people wonder why when they don't post a pic, they are pretty much written off
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: Deicide on May 29, 2011, 04:27:00 PM
He actually said to me with a straight face.."my upper body is comparable to yours and my legs are much better."

And people wonder why when they don't post a pic, they are pretty much written off

That and he used to dispense training advices...really no explanation for how he ended up like that.
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 29, 2011, 04:32:29 PM
That and he used to dispense training advices...really no explanation for how he ended up like that.

For YEARS dude........that's fucked up.

I have said many times there are some very weird people on this site.....like "mental patient" weird
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 29, 2011, 10:27:14 PM
I can't take credit for that series of photoshops.

The only thing I ever did to his pic.............


Whoever did it was genius, the guy honestly thought he looked better then me... LOL
Title: Re: Fat Panda - due to return in competition condition......................
Post by: LittleJ on May 29, 2011, 10:32:17 PM
8)

That cat always scare me