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Title: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Stark on June 01, 2011, 10:00:19 AM
So 2050 the year when the earth population has aged and we will have for the first time more old people then young people on this planet.
So the governments of today thinks tomorrow and work already on a plan to introduce a maximum age of 70 in 2050.
What this means is that if you are lucky enough to reach the age of 70 an automated pacemaker (as big as a rice corn) which every newborn child has implanted beginning 2020 will introduce electro magnetic shock waves which will simply kill the person - quick and simply.

I think this is a terrific idea, there are too many old people on this planet, too many clogging the streets with their stupid Toyota.
Enough is enough, I say start with the max age 70 tomorrow.

Furthermore piggy back ridding on the above subject in the near future no child older than 1 year will be allowed to be born, any child before reaching the age of 1 year will be recycled.
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Wiggs on June 01, 2011, 10:04:22 AM
lol...Great trolling attempt....I'll be 70 in 2049....Bring it bitch.
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 01, 2011, 10:07:39 AM
So 2050 the year when the earth population has aged and we will have for the first time more old people then young people on this planet.
So the governments of today thinks tomorrow and work already on a plan to introduce a maximum age of 70 in 2050.
What this means is that if you are lucky enough to reach the age of 70 an automated pacemaker (as big as a rice corn) which every newborn child has implanted beginning 2020 will introduce electro magnetic shock waves which will simply kill the person - quick and simply.

I think this is a terrific idea, there are too many old people on this planet, too many clogging the streets with their stupid Toyota.
Enough is enough, I say start with the max age 70 tomorrow.

Furthermore piggy back ridding on the above subject in the near future no child older than 1 year will be allowed to be born, any child before reaching the age of 1 year will be recycled.
Maybe it's time for you to take a short vacation now, Stark..
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Stark on June 01, 2011, 10:07:55 AM
lol...Great trolling attempt....I'll be 70 in 2049....Bring it bitch.

Lucky you :D
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Shockwave on June 01, 2011, 10:11:32 AM
Lol. I have a better idea.
Either require some sort of test to obtain a license to reproduce, or require a term of military service to obtain a permit to reproduce.
To enforce this, everyone undergoes a reversible surgery so they're unable to reproduce until they have a permit.
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 01, 2011, 10:12:43 AM
Lol. I have a better idea.
Either require some sort of test to obtain a license to reproduce, or require a term of military service to obtain a permit to reproduce.
To enforce this, everyone undergoes a reversible surgery so they're unable to reproduce until they have a permit.
Like killing some arabs in Pakistan before you're allowed to fuck ?
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: funk51 on June 01, 2011, 10:15:20 AM
So 2050 the year when the earth population has aged and we will have for the first time more old people then young people on this planet.
So the governments of today thinks tomorrow and work already on a plan to introduce a maximum age of 70 in 2050.
What this means is that if you are lucky enough to reach the age of 70 an automated pacemaker (as big as a rice corn) which every newborn child has implanted beginning 2020 will introduce electro magnetic shock waves which will simply kill the person - quick and simply.

I think this is a terrific idea, there are too many old people on this planet, too many clogging the streets with their stupid Toyota.
Enough is enough, I say start with the max age 70 tomorrow.

Furthermore piggy back ridding on the above subject in the near future no child older than 1 year will be allowed to be born, any child before reaching the age of 1 year will be recycled.
oh no it's logan's run all over again oh no.
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Stark on June 01, 2011, 10:17:12 AM
Lol. I have a better idea.
Either require some sort of test to obtain a license to reproduce, or require a term of military service to obtain a permit to reproduce.
To enforce this, everyone undergoes a reversible surgery so they're unable to reproduce until they have a permit.

Its mind boggling that in most civilized countries you need a fucking license to own a dog but everybody can breed as
many children as they want.

I fully agree, the actual blessing of reproduction should be controlled and only given to the brightest and most promising people on this planet, this way we can also ensure that we have race equality.
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Stark on June 01, 2011, 10:18:09 AM
oh no it's logan's run all over again oh no.

Not really if you would have paid attention you know that life ends in logans run with 30
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Shockwave on June 01, 2011, 10:20:07 AM
Like killing some arabs in Pakistan before you're allowed to fuck ?
*sigh
No it has nothing to do with killing Arabs.
The military instills a lot of values in peoe who otherwise may not have them, such as responsibility, loyalty, duty, honor, etc.

Requiring a term of service to have kids would cut down on the number of shitbag fail parents by a huge percentage.
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 01, 2011, 10:21:18 AM
*sigh
No it has nothing to do with killing Arabs.
The military instills a lot of values in peoe who otherwise may not have them, such as responsibility, loyalty, duty, honor, etc.

Requiring a term of service to have kids would cut down on the number of shitbag fail parents by a huge percentage.
Reminds me vaguely of some guy about 75 years ago, glaube ich.
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Stark on June 01, 2011, 10:22:55 AM
*sigh
No it has nothing to do with killing Arabs.
The military instills a lot of values in peoe who otherwise may not have them, such as responsibility, loyalty, duty, honor, etc.

Requiring a term of service to have kids would cut down on the number of shitbag fail parents by a huge percentage.

And I was hoping that we are finally able to kill all the arabs and muslims :(
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Shockwave on June 01, 2011, 10:24:21 AM
Reminds me vaguely of some guy about 75 years ago, glaube ich.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Enlighten me.? ???
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Stark on June 01, 2011, 10:26:12 AM
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Enlighten me.? ???

(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/08/07/hitler460.jpg)
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Shockwave on June 01, 2011, 10:42:40 AM
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/08/07/hitler460.jpg)
Lol. Epic fail.
Cmon dutch guy.
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 01, 2011, 10:55:00 AM
Lol. Epic fail.
Cmon dutch guy.
Project Lebensborn. Just look it up. One of the Abba girls was one of them.
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 01, 2011, 01:17:44 PM
Lol. I have a better idea.
Either require some sort of test to obtain a license to reproduce, or require a term of military service to obtain a permit to reproduce.
To enforce this, everyone undergoes a reversible surgery so they're unable to reproduce until they have a permit.

Considering Soldiers are pumped full of many different concoctions of drugs before going into any type of "war", these may be the last people on earth who should actually reproduce. I actually think the opposite should happen. The government shouldn't allow a soldier to reproduce. Imagine going to battle with nothing to lose. No family no nothing. Almost cyborg like.
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: local hero on June 01, 2011, 01:20:18 PM
fuck,,,, retirement age in uk is now set at 67..... only a few yrs of relaxation till the chop

real life logans run!!!!
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Jussup on June 01, 2011, 02:03:38 PM
Bullshit. By 2050 we'll hit Singularity. And unless Skynet wipes out mankind, there is nothing to worry about, Kurzweil says.
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: Shockwave on June 01, 2011, 03:22:07 PM
Considering Soldiers are pumped full of many different concoctions of drugs before going into any type of "war", these may be the last people on earth who should actually reproduce. I actually think the opposite should happen. The government shouldn't allow a soldier to reproduce. Imagine going to battle with nothing to lose. No family no nothing. Almost cyborg like.
Well, having been a Marine, I can tell you the 1st part is absolutley incorrect.
As far as the 2nd part, thats exactly what I meant. The permit to have kids shouldnt be issued until successful completion of the term of service.
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: funk51 on June 02, 2011, 09:23:53 AM
Not really if you would have paid attention you know that life ends in logans run with 30
i know that i'm just showing the comparison.
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: funk51 on June 02, 2011, 09:26:28 AM
Reminds me vaguely of some guy about 75 years ago, glaube ich.
eggsactly
Title: Re: Maximum age of 70 introduced in 2050
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 02, 2011, 09:38:33 AM
Well, having been a Marine, I can tell you the 1st part is absolutley incorrect.
As far as the 2nd part, thats exactly what I meant. The permit to have kids shouldnt be issued until successful completion of the term of service.



http://www.news-medical.net/health/What-is-Gulf-War-Syndrome.aspx

These soldiers are having fucked up kids. Probably not the best thing for society :-\