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Title: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 03, 2011, 02:34:32 PM
I'm having lunch at my friend's restaurant yesterday, So i'm bullshitting one of the investors...an older guy with LOADS of money, really cool dude.. and he asks me if I'm a trainer. He's getting remarried in August and wants to look good, so he's looking for someone to train him.

 I say "no...I have a real job....I just train myself, and it's a bullshit industry... so be very careful looking for a trainer" but he persists, saying that's why he asking me, because we have mutual friends that speak very highly of me and money is no object,he would make it worth my time...and i obviously look like i know what i'm doing.

So I say fine I'll train you  for $75 an hour at my gym, just throwing a number out there....fully expecting him to pass on it and go away...I mean, I'm giving this guy a pretty serious vibe that I'm not interested.

He agrees....  pulls out a fucking bankroll that makes my penis move, and pays for 20 sessions in advance on the spot....LOLOL.

So I guess I'm training this guyfor the next two and a half months  :D


fucking SCORE.....I shit you all NOT
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Master Blaster on June 03, 2011, 02:42:25 PM
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Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: _bruce_ on June 03, 2011, 02:43:29 PM
 ???
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: wes on June 03, 2011, 02:44:08 PM
Shit......does he have any rich brothers that need a trainer?   ;D

Nice going.......easy money bro.
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: bradistani on June 03, 2011, 02:47:12 PM
correlation to thread title  ???

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Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 03, 2011, 02:48:24 PM
Shit......does he have any rich brothers that need a trainer?   ;D

Nice going.......easy money bro.

LOLOL....I know that most of the billionaires here scoff at chump change like that, but I'll take his money.

He's basically paying to work out with me for an hour, and I'll be at the gym anyway...so why not ??
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on June 03, 2011, 02:50:06 PM
take care he may find this thread ;D
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 03, 2011, 02:54:51 PM
take care he may find this thread ;D

who cares if he does??....that's what happened

Maybe I'll take "fool" out of my post  ;D
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: dr.chimps on June 03, 2011, 02:55:20 PM
LOLOL....I know that most of the billionaires here scoff at chump change like that, but I'll take his money.

He's basically paying to work out with me for an hour, and I'll be at the gym anyway...so why not ??
Any idea how much babysitting/training you're gonna have to do? Or, are you gonna have to come later and get in your own workout?

/righteous bucks!
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: wes on June 03, 2011, 03:00:54 PM
LOLOL....I know that most of the billionaires here scoff at chump change like that, but I'll take his money.

He's basically paying to work out with me for an hour, and I'll be at the gym anyway...so why not ??
Fucking A man!
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: The Grim Lifter on June 03, 2011, 03:01:34 PM
Tell him you'll throw in banging his bride-to-be for $100 an hour
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 03, 2011, 03:01:52 PM
Any idea how much babysitting/training you're gonna have to do? Or, are you gonna have to come later and get in your own workout?

/righteous bucks!

We worked it out....Corporate gym chains frown on you blatantly training people in their gyms, so basically he's going to train with me, I'll just adjust the workout as we go to accommodate his level and strength...he's a little older but he's a large human..like 6'3" and pretty solid...so it won't be ridiculous changing weights and stuff....he's cool with it and actually likes the fact that i'll be hitting the weights with him...we'll see how it goes. Plus i already got his money Ha Ha Ha
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: dr.chimps on June 03, 2011, 03:04:15 PM
We worked it out....Corporate gym chains frown on you blatantly training people in their gyms, so basically he's going to train with me, I'll just adjust the workout as we go to accommodate his level and strength...he's a little older but he's a large human..like 6'3" and pretty solid...so it won't be ridiculous changing weights and stuff....he's cool with it and actually likes the fact that i'll be hitting the weights with him...we'll see how it goes. Plus i already got his money Ha Ha Ha
Aces!  Sherief inbound to call out your 'client.'     ;D
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: nosleep on June 03, 2011, 03:27:59 PM
u lieing fat piece of shit.

did u tell him what u r on. and did u tell him what hes gonna have to be on?

this is why the GOD hates fat shits like you. you go around, preaching to do good but deep down inside use the juice, then CHARGING and using your enhanced body as a way to make money? tell him what u run. lets see if he then still agrees.

u fat fuck.
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: wes on June 03, 2011, 03:30:36 PM
u lieing fat piece of shit.

did u tell him what u r on. and did u tell him what hes gonna have to be on?

this is why the GOD hates fat shits like you. you go around, preaching to do good but deep down inside use the juice, then CHARGING and using your enhanced body as a way to make money? tell him what u run. lets see if he then still agrees.

u fat fuck.
Fucking serious meltdown dude!!
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Army of One on June 03, 2011, 03:46:42 PM
I thought this thread was about Chick's latest casting call.
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Coach is Back! on June 03, 2011, 03:51:58 PM
I'm having lunch at my friend's restaurant yesterday, So i'm bullshitting one of the investors...an older guy with LOADS of money, really cool dude.. and he asks me if I'm a trainer. He's getting remarried in August and wants to look good, so he's looking for someone to train him.

 I say "no...I have a real job....I just train myself, and it's a bullshit industry... so be very careful looking for a trainer" but he persists, saying that's why he asking me, because we have mutual friends that speak very highly of me and money is no object,he would make it worth my time...and i obviously look like i know what i'm doing.

So I say fine I'll train you  for $75 an hour at my gym, just throwing a number out there....fully expecting him to pass on it and go away...I mean, I'm giving this guy a pretty serious vibe that I'm not interested.

He agrees....  pulls out a fucking bankroll that makes my penis move, and pays for 20 sessions in advance on the spot....LOLOL.

So I guess I'm training this guyfor the next two and a half months  :D


fucking SCORE.....I shit you all NOT

Now you can quit your job and make some real money ;D
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 03, 2011, 04:18:07 PM
u lieing fat piece of shit.

did u tell him what u r on. and did u tell him what hes gonna have to be on?

this is why the GOD hates fat shits like you. you go around, preaching to do good but deep down inside use the juice, then CHARGING and using your enhanced body as a way to make money? tell him what u run. lets see if he then still agrees.

u fat fuck.

Hi "Dukey"...... ;)

How long before this account gets TOed? ? :)

Do you have any idea how pathetic you are ?...following someone you will never meet around the internets, trying to hurt his feelings?  Seek help.
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Deicide on June 03, 2011, 04:24:36 PM
This all took place in Arizona?
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 03, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
This all took place in Arizona?

No...I met him in Italy and we talked again in China  ::)
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Deicide on June 03, 2011, 04:28:42 PM
No...I met him in Italy and we talked again in China  ::)


For years I thought you were from NYC. You have that aura. Did you move to Arizona from NYC?
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 03, 2011, 04:36:02 PM
For years I thought you were from NYC. You have that aura. Did you move to Arizona from NYC?

Yup.....almost 3 years ago at this point.....time flies
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: TruthHurts on June 03, 2011, 04:37:14 PM
u lieing fat piece of shit.

did u tell him what u r on. and did u tell him what hes gonna have to be on?

this is why the GOD hates fat shits like you. you go around, preaching to do good but deep down inside use the juice, then CHARGING and using your enhanced body as a way to make money? tell him what u run. lets see if he then still agrees.

u fat fuck.


Brutal jealous rage against the Groink machine.
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Nirvana on June 03, 2011, 04:41:51 PM
"Boxing"
       -By Nirvana

The idea of boxing is just a simple torture/death penalty method used for a group of 3-10 people.  The "box" is actually and metal trailer type deal, that rests on a pivot, tilting slightly in one direction (the tilt can be altered at killers desire).  The trailer is around a 20X8 with lights and slats to send food in.  The people inside will be perpetually naked and will be fed anything they desire however will never be able to leave the "box".  The lights will be switched so that they sleep during the day and are awake at (our) night.  Good quality food will be continuously sent in through the slats along with whatever drinks they request.  As they are still being fed they will continue to urinate and defecate.  Since the trailer is inclined, they will shat and piss on the lower end so they still have room to sleep that's clean.  Then one day when everyone is asleep, the lights will flip on and the trailer's incline will be switched.

Disease will kill a few off.  After the first round we (I) will start to introduce flies, moskeeters, ticks, maggots, and various road-kill into the "box". Repeat as necessary.




That should take care of the Muslim problem in Europe.

 
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on June 03, 2011, 04:42:24 PM
Lucky bastard !!! :( :(
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Deicide on June 03, 2011, 04:47:54 PM
Yup.....almost 3 years ago at this point.....time flies

Was a desire to experience a dryer heat and more arid climate?

I have known quite a few New Yorkers who have moved for that reason.
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 03, 2011, 04:55:45 PM
Was a desire to experience a dryer heat and more arid climate?

I have known quite a few New Yorkers who have moved for that reason.

Nope
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: muscularny on June 03, 2011, 06:17:51 PM
congrats because getting money out of anyone in these days is job well done

in nyc private trainers that come to peoples house at least say in old westbury LI or in short hills nj get about 150 per one hour session, so depending where hes from etc 75 might of been very reasonable

Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Captain Equipoise on June 03, 2011, 06:21:24 PM
Just  don't kill the guy in the first two sessions, give him lots of stretching and nice light load
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: dr.chimps on June 03, 2011, 06:23:49 PM
Just  don't kill the guy in the first two sessions, give him lots of stretching and nice light load

Ha! Let me know when to delete this.    ;D
Title: Re: stepped in shit yesterday......
Post by: Meso_z on June 04, 2011, 02:37:56 AM
correlation to thread title  ???

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I feel no sorry for this creature