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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: Palpatine Q on June 03, 2011, 02:34:32 PM
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I'm having lunch at my friend's restaurant yesterday, So i'm bullshitting one of the investors...an older guy with LOADS of money, really cool dude.. and he asks me if I'm a trainer. He's getting remarried in August and wants to look good, so he's looking for someone to train him.
I say "no...I have a real job....I just train myself, and it's a bullshit industry... so be very careful looking for a trainer" but he persists, saying that's why he asking me, because we have mutual friends that speak very highly of me and money is no object,he would make it worth my time...and i obviously look like i know what i'm doing.
So I say fine I'll train you for $75 an hour at my gym, just throwing a number out there....fully expecting him to pass on it and go away...I mean, I'm giving this guy a pretty serious vibe that I'm not interested.
He agrees.... pulls out a fucking bankroll that makes my penis move, and pays for 20 sessions in advance on the spot....LOLOL.
So I guess I'm training this guyfor the next two and a half months :D
fucking SCORE.....I shit you all NOT
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"Lightly irradiated bills. Fancy stuff for a city cop"
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???
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Shit......does he have any rich brothers that need a trainer? ;D
Nice going.......easy money bro.
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Shit......does he have any rich brothers that need a trainer? ;D
Nice going.......easy money bro.
LOLOL....I know that most of the billionaires here scoff at chump change like that, but I'll take his money.
He's basically paying to work out with me for an hour, and I'll be at the gym anyway...so why not ??
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take care he may find this thread ;D
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take care he may find this thread ;D
who cares if he does??....that's what happened
Maybe I'll take "fool" out of my post ;D
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LOLOL....I know that most of the billionaires here scoff at chump change like that, but I'll take his money.
He's basically paying to work out with me for an hour, and I'll be at the gym anyway...so why not ??
Any idea how much babysitting/training you're gonna have to do? Or, are you gonna have to come later and get in your own workout?
/righteous bucks!
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LOLOL....I know that most of the billionaires here scoff at chump change like that, but I'll take his money.
He's basically paying to work out with me for an hour, and I'll be at the gym anyway...so why not ??
Fucking A man!
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Tell him you'll throw in banging his bride-to-be for $100 an hour
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Any idea how much babysitting/training you're gonna have to do? Or, are you gonna have to come later and get in your own workout?
/righteous bucks!
We worked it out....Corporate gym chains frown on you blatantly training people in their gyms, so basically he's going to train with me, I'll just adjust the workout as we go to accommodate his level and strength...he's a little older but he's a large human..like 6'3" and pretty solid...so it won't be ridiculous changing weights and stuff....he's cool with it and actually likes the fact that i'll be hitting the weights with him...we'll see how it goes. Plus i already got his money Ha Ha Ha
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We worked it out....Corporate gym chains frown on you blatantly training people in their gyms, so basically he's going to train with me, I'll just adjust the workout as we go to accommodate his level and strength...he's a little older but he's a large human..like 6'3" and pretty solid...so it won't be ridiculous changing weights and stuff....he's cool with it and actually likes the fact that i'll be hitting the weights with him...we'll see how it goes. Plus i already got his money Ha Ha Ha
Aces! Sherief inbound to call out your 'client.' ;D
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u lieing fat piece of shit.
did u tell him what u r on. and did u tell him what hes gonna have to be on?
this is why the GOD hates fat shits like you. you go around, preaching to do good but deep down inside use the juice, then CHARGING and using your enhanced body as a way to make money? tell him what u run. lets see if he then still agrees.
u fat fuck.
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u lieing fat piece of shit.
did u tell him what u r on. and did u tell him what hes gonna have to be on?
this is why the GOD hates fat shits like you. you go around, preaching to do good but deep down inside use the juice, then CHARGING and using your enhanced body as a way to make money? tell him what u run. lets see if he then still agrees.
u fat fuck.
Fucking serious meltdown dude!!
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I thought this thread was about Chick's latest casting call.
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I'm having lunch at my friend's restaurant yesterday, So i'm bullshitting one of the investors...an older guy with LOADS of money, really cool dude.. and he asks me if I'm a trainer. He's getting remarried in August and wants to look good, so he's looking for someone to train him.
I say "no...I have a real job....I just train myself, and it's a bullshit industry... so be very careful looking for a trainer" but he persists, saying that's why he asking me, because we have mutual friends that speak very highly of me and money is no object,he would make it worth my time...and i obviously look like i know what i'm doing.
So I say fine I'll train you for $75 an hour at my gym, just throwing a number out there....fully expecting him to pass on it and go away...I mean, I'm giving this guy a pretty serious vibe that I'm not interested.
He agrees.... pulls out a fucking bankroll that makes my penis move, and pays for 20 sessions in advance on the spot....LOLOL.
So I guess I'm training this guyfor the next two and a half months :D
fucking SCORE.....I shit you all NOT
Now you can quit your job and make some real money ;D
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u lieing fat piece of shit.
did u tell him what u r on. and did u tell him what hes gonna have to be on?
this is why the GOD hates fat shits like you. you go around, preaching to do good but deep down inside use the juice, then CHARGING and using your enhanced body as a way to make money? tell him what u run. lets see if he then still agrees.
u fat fuck.
Hi "Dukey"...... ;)
How long before this account gets TOed? ? :)
Do you have any idea how pathetic you are ?...following someone you will never meet around the internets, trying to hurt his feelings? Seek help.
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This all took place in Arizona?
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This all took place in Arizona?
No...I met him in Italy and we talked again in China ::)
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No...I met him in Italy and we talked again in China ::)
For years I thought you were from NYC. You have that aura. Did you move to Arizona from NYC?
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For years I thought you were from NYC. You have that aura. Did you move to Arizona from NYC?
Yup.....almost 3 years ago at this point.....time flies
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u lieing fat piece of shit.
did u tell him what u r on. and did u tell him what hes gonna have to be on?
this is why the GOD hates fat shits like you. you go around, preaching to do good but deep down inside use the juice, then CHARGING and using your enhanced body as a way to make money? tell him what u run. lets see if he then still agrees.
u fat fuck.
Brutal jealous rage against the Groink machine.
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"Boxing"
-By Nirvana
The idea of boxing is just a simple torture/death penalty method used for a group of 3-10 people. The "box" is actually and metal trailer type deal, that rests on a pivot, tilting slightly in one direction (the tilt can be altered at killers desire). The trailer is around a 20X8 with lights and slats to send food in. The people inside will be perpetually naked and will be fed anything they desire however will never be able to leave the "box". The lights will be switched so that they sleep during the day and are awake at (our) night. Good quality food will be continuously sent in through the slats along with whatever drinks they request. As they are still being fed they will continue to urinate and defecate. Since the trailer is inclined, they will shat and piss on the lower end so they still have room to sleep that's clean. Then one day when everyone is asleep, the lights will flip on and the trailer's incline will be switched.
Disease will kill a few off. After the first round we (I) will start to introduce flies, moskeeters, ticks, maggots, and various road-kill into the "box". Repeat as necessary.
That should take care of the Muslim problem in Europe.
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Lucky bastard !!! :( :(
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Yup.....almost 3 years ago at this point.....time flies
Was a desire to experience a dryer heat and more arid climate?
I have known quite a few New Yorkers who have moved for that reason.
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Was a desire to experience a dryer heat and more arid climate?
I have known quite a few New Yorkers who have moved for that reason.
Nope
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congrats because getting money out of anyone in these days is job well done
in nyc private trainers that come to peoples house at least say in old westbury LI or in short hills nj get about 150 per one hour session, so depending where hes from etc 75 might of been very reasonable
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Just don't kill the guy in the first two sessions, give him lots of stretching and nice light load
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Just don't kill the guy in the first two sessions, give him lots of stretching and nice light load
Ha! Let me know when to delete this. ;D
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I feel no sorry for this creature