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Title: for $5 million usd
Post by: bradistani on June 05, 2011, 04:06:10 PM
would you go six months forgoing all aspects of personal hygiene?

that means you must go on with your normal work, gym and social life, but :-

no showering or washing of any kind

no wiping your ass

no brushing of teeth

no changing of any items of clothing

you can brush your hair  :)

Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: TacoBell on June 05, 2011, 04:09:06 PM
sure, and the best part is for 1/100000th of that I could still get laid.  :)
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: bradistani on June 05, 2011, 04:09:23 PM
oh, and no deodorants of aftyershaves to mask the nastiness  :)
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: bber on June 05, 2011, 04:11:34 PM
roughly 27 grand a day hell yes lol
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: w8m8 on June 05, 2011, 04:18:49 PM
should stipulate you have to keep your job etc. ... that makes it tougher


a suit and tie job .. white shirt for 6 months ? .. how about haircut and shaves .. ? .. 6 months of no shaving or haircuts in a crusty pair of hanes ? .. they'll be quicker to lose their jobs than the guys who work independantly


edit to add .. you should have to keep it secret also
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: Tapeworm on June 05, 2011, 04:25:27 PM
would you go six months forgoing all aspects of personal hygiene?

that means you must go on with your normal work, gym and social life, but :-

no showering or washing of any kind

no wiping your ass

no brushing of teeth

no changing of any items of clothing

you can brush your hair  :)



Joke's on you, I don't have any hair.
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 05, 2011, 04:27:00 PM
Hell yea do it in a minute.
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: bradistani on June 05, 2011, 04:33:15 PM
Joke's on you, I don't have any hair.

any ass hair?

jokes on you cos it'll soon be matted in shit  :-X
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: Doug_Steele on June 05, 2011, 04:35:06 PM
should stipulate you have to keep your job etc. ... that makes it tougher


a suit and tie job .. white shirt for 6 months ? .. how about haircut and shaves .. ? .. 6 months of no shaving or haircuts in a crusty pair of hanes ? .. they'll be quicker to lose their jobs than the guys who work independantly


edit to add .. you should have to keep it secret also


That would be tough......
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: Tapeworm on June 05, 2011, 04:36:40 PM
any ass hair?

jokes on you cos it'll soon be matted in shit  :-X

Joke's on you it's matted in shit right now.   :D
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: w8m8 on June 05, 2011, 04:40:00 PM
lulz

realistically

your ass hairs are gonna start trapping your shit in .. it'll ooze out if you're lucky .. during a good day men touch/adjust at least five times .. I said "at least" ... now imagine how many times that alone will increase because frummunda will grow

add ass itch

untrimmed fingernails ( reaching in there to scratch the itch )

then scratching your "whiskers" that are growing in

same underwear everyday

yeah .. you're gonna smell like a zoo in a week
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: bradistani on June 05, 2011, 04:47:49 PM
well if six months is to much for some, then maybe this challenge is more suited!

same money, $5million. but this time you have to make a sexual advance on 20 straight men.

from this 20, 5 must be friends you've known longer than 1 year.

at least 2 must be work colleagues

1 must be a neighbour

the rest, just your common-or-garden variety fella.

if any should reciprocate your filthy advances, then you MUST have sex with them.

there's an extra million bonus if you try it on with your dad.. you dirty fucking bastards  :D


Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on June 05, 2011, 05:54:56 PM
well if six months is to much for some, then maybe this challenge is more suited!

same money, $5million. but this time you have to make a sexual advance on 20 straight men.

from this 20, 5 must be friends you've known longer than 1 year.

at least 2 must be work colleagues

1 must be a neighbour

the rest, just your common-or-garden variety fella.

if any should reciprocate your filthy advances, then you MUST have sex with them.

there's an extra million bonus if you try it on with your dad.. you dirty fucking bastards  :D





Do you have a gf and / or wife ??? I'm guessin' probably not. Go outside, man. Take in some fresh air or somethin'.
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: el numero uno on June 05, 2011, 06:30:12 PM
would you go six months forgoing all aspects of personal hygiene?

that means you must go on with your normal work, gym and social life, but :-

no showering or washing of any kind

no wiping your ass

no brushing of teeth

no changing of any items of clothing

you can brush your hair  :)



Piece of cake for a homeless guy
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: bradistani on June 05, 2011, 06:38:21 PM

Do you have a gf and / or wife ??? I'm guessin' probably not. Go outside, man. Take in some fresh air or somethin'.

she's asleep behind me.. and there's a gentle, cool breeze coming through my bedroom window any othere suggestions ???
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on June 05, 2011, 06:44:46 PM
she's asleep behind me.. and there's a gentle, cool breeze coming through my bedroom window any othere suggestions ???


Yes. Log off GetBig, wake her up, and play " hide the sausage ". You'll thank me later. ;)
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: bradistani on June 05, 2011, 06:58:49 PM
its 5 to 3 in the morning here. she'll be hiding my balls as well as my sausage if i wake her up now. and she won't be hiding them in the nice way  :o
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: 240 is Back on June 05, 2011, 07:02:38 PM
edit to add .. you should have to keep it secret also

hahahaha that would be awesome.  When you get paid, you can bitchslap all your friends who ditched your smelly ass with a pile of 100s.
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on June 05, 2011, 07:05:13 PM
its 5 to 3 in the morning here. she'll be hiding my balls as well as my sausage if i wake her up now. and she won't be hiding them in the nice way  :o


LOL !! I have to rebuttal. That was pretty funny ! Lol ! Ok, bradi. You win ! We'll let her keep on sleepin' then. :)
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: HTexan on June 05, 2011, 08:32:06 PM
so live like a poor 3rd worlder for 6 monthes = 5 million dollars?
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: Doug_Steele on June 05, 2011, 08:33:16 PM
so live like a poor 3rd worlder for 6 monthes = 5 million dollars?

Pretty much.  :D
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: HTexan on June 05, 2011, 08:34:53 PM
Pretty much.  :D
so can you smoke bath like Indians?
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: Doug_Steele on June 05, 2011, 08:37:35 PM
so can you smoke bath like Indians?


(http://flashrob.com/mrgb2/aveshar%20millionaire.jpg)

Whatever you want.  :o
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: el numero uno on June 05, 2011, 08:38:47 PM

(http://flashrob.com/mrgb2/aveshar%20millionaire.jpg)

Whatever you want.  :o

LOL!
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: TacoBell on June 05, 2011, 08:42:18 PM
would you go six months forgoing all aspects of personal hygiene?

that means you must go on with your normal work, gym and social life, but :-

no showering or washing of any kind

no wiping your ass

no brushing of teeth

no changing of any items of clothing

you can brush your hair  :)



I get the impression BFRS doesnt do any of this as is....
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: HTexan on June 05, 2011, 08:43:30 PM

ill would do it. take a leave from my job, live off saving, smoke bath and lock my self in my house and sleep the whole 6 months away.
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: sync pulse on June 05, 2011, 08:58:19 PM
Sigh,...for some insanely huge amount of money that no one in real life would give you,...would you
(   Fill in the blank                              )?
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: Doug_Steele on June 05, 2011, 08:59:50 PM
Sigh,...for some insanely huge amount of money that no one would in real life give you,...would you
(   Fill in the blank                              )?

(http://flashrob.com/mrgb2/lights.jpg)
 
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Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: 240 is Back on June 05, 2011, 09:23:02 PM

(http://flashrob.com/mrgb2/aveshar%20millionaire.jpg)

Whatever you want.  :o

avesher's the man!  he made that Mr GB show come to life.

(http://flashrob.com/mrgb2/gyno.jpg)
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: Doug_Steele on June 05, 2011, 09:25:09 PM
avesher's the man!  he made that Mr GB show come to life.

(http://flashrob.com/mrgb2/gyno.jpg)

(http://flashrob.com/mrgb2/coke.jpg)
 
;D

Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: 240 is Back on June 05, 2011, 09:25:18 PM
(http://flashrob.com/mrgb2/gf.jpg)

(http://flashrob.com/mrgb2/aver.jpg)
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: Doug_Steele on June 05, 2011, 09:30:14 PM
(http://flashrob.com/mrgb2/gf.jpg)

(http://flashrob.com/mrgb2/aver.jpg)

(http://flashrob.com/mrgb2/tatt.jpg)

Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 06, 2011, 12:22:54 AM
OP 5 million is pocket change for most GetBiggers
Title: Re: for $5 million usd
Post by: DK II on June 06, 2011, 12:28:56 AM
would you go six months forgoing all aspects of personal hygiene?

that means you must go on with your normal work, gym and social life, but :-

no showering or washing of any kind

no wiping your ass

no brushing of teeth

no changing of any items of clothing

you can brush your hair  :)



You really make the shittiest threads ever.