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I take out the obvious..
My protein farts ::)
My feet
Dickcheese.
Now for my top of the list - ex girl which I went out with for a while when I was 16 had some massive things going on down below and my god did it smell.
Worse thing I smelled was however a guy that was lying in his bed for over 2 weeks window half open by 30 degress in the summer and was dead.
Couldn't taste food for weeks after that.
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a decomposing dead dog
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your mom.
(sorry- had too)
:D
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BFRS looks like the worst thing you could smell.
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When I opened the deep freeze after it had been defrosted for 2 weeks when I was on vacation. It settled in my brain for I get nauseous thinking about it right now and it's been over 5 years..
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BFRS looks like the worst thing you could smell.
agreed.
pakis are like that.
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As a teenager, I had a job collecting from drop boxes all over Toronto. Once each week we visited the city's north garbage dump to rid the warehouse of useless crap. Let me tell you, a city dump in mid-Summer is no sexy place. The stench is HORRIFIC.
I don't have any smelly pussy stories, thankfully. However, a close friend, when he was back in college, was invited to a girl's dorm room. He says when he undid the broad's jeans and put his hand down the front of her panties there was a rotten smell beyond anything he had ever encountered previous. He made an excuse and left, never to return.
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your mom.
(sorry- had too)
:D
damn it.. you beat me to it
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a little bit of protein drink left in a sealed container over the summer.
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a little bit of protein drink left in a sealed container over the summer.
That's a horrible smell. I encounterd that the other day.
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a little bit of protein drink left in a sealed container over the summer.
Oh dude!!! lol
Reminds me of that guy we found every time it happens, the smell of death is burned into our genetical makeup passed on by generations of generations, you could have never smelled a dead human or animal and you would still know when you smelled it what it is.
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That's a horrible smell. I encounterd that the other day.
throw the whole thing away.. shaker cup isnt worth it.
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The toilet at my old highschool gets a nomination too..
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I take out the obvious..
My protein farts
My feet
Dickcheese.
Now for my top of the list - ex girl which I went out with for a while when I was 16 had some massive things going on down below and my god did it smell.
Worse thing I smelled was however a guy that was lying in his bed for over 2 weeks window half open by 30 degress in the summer and was dead.
Couldn't taste food for weeks after that.
The most offensive odour by far is diesel oil. It smells like rotten fish but much worse. Pure benzene is also extremely foul and gives you a headache immediately besides that it's a carcinogen. Industrial, synthetic lavander perfume is nauseating and is banned in many countries for causing brain development problems in children. Best odours in descending order of delightfulness:
1. Vanillin
2. May flowers...
3. Crisanthemus
4. Eucaliptus
5. Cedar bark oil
6. Orange blossom
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Oh dude!!! lol
Reminds me of that guy we found every time it happens, the smell of death is burned into our genetical makeup passed on by generations of generations, you could have never smelled a dead human or animal and you would still know when you smelled it what it is.
Ive heard a rotting dead body is the worst smell in the world.
I guess proteinshake is a horrible second though ;D
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Worse thing I smelled was however a guy that was lying in his bed for over 2 weeks window half open by 30 degress in the summer and was dead.
Couldn't taste food for weeks after that.
You just happened to walk into his bedroom or what ??
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Ive heard a rotting dead body is the worst smell in the world.
I guess proteinshake is a horrible second though ;D
My dog shit in the kitchen, it was kinda diarrea. That wasn't a nice smell, I actually threw up and that doesn't happen to me a lot.
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My wifes Vag
A fitting first post
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My wifes Vag
A fitting first post
A happy life indeed.
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This mexican dude I use to work with would take tuna fish, water, and Cocoa Puffs cereal and turn into a shake. Yeah ! He would fuckin' blend it all together and drink it ! Lol ! Sooooo ... one day he walks in with one of his " containers " ( which is roughly a quarter full ) and says, " " Yo, this container's been sitting in my car for the last 3 months ( mind you, this is SUMMER ). Smell this shit ! I dare you ! " Well, the Iron Disciple is no pussy, so I lowered me nose ...
took a sniff ...
and puked up so hard in my mouth it spilled out a bit.
WORST FUCKIN' SMELL EVER !!!! I can't even describe it ! Just picture that quarter full container filled with tuna and cereal sittin' there for 3 mo.'s out in the hot sun. And I got a strong stomach ! That's the kicker ! Lol !
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a homeless on the bus
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I live in the sticks and these fucks spray liqiuid fertilizer on their fields.................. really grosss,especially on a hot day.
If you were hungry,you`d quickly lose your appetite.
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Rank Tang
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Vomit that's been sitting for awhile in the hot sun
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Vomit that's been sitting for awhile in the hot sun
Good one!!
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Dead Kangaroos on the Nullabor plain, Australia.
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tequila the day after i got drunk for the first time.
had a few shots of jose cuervo, got drunk as fuck, threw up all over my brothers friends truck. i was in the 6th grade, him and his friends were like juniors in high school.
smelling that alcohol the next day was instant sickness
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The worse was a colostomy bag that was sitting on the road in 95 degree heat. Who knows how long it was out there. Of course I ran it over with my car and it reaked. I had to go back to see what I ran over. The guy at the car wash ran it through 3x and sprayed the bottom of the car and the stink wouldn't go away.
The second was a girl with a vag infection that wanted me to go down on her. It was nasty.
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The worse was a colostomy bag that was sitting on the road in 95 degree heat. Who knows how long it was out there. Of course I ran it over and my car and it reaked. I had to go back to see what I ran over. The guy at the car wash ran it through 3x and sprayed the bottom of the car and the stink wouldn't go away.
The second was a girl with a vag infection that wanted me to go down on her. It was nasty.
lol. best post.
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Great thread.
Oh wait.................... ........ ::)
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a little bit of protein drink left in a sealed container over the summer.
o yes.. the old protein shake is horrid after a couple of days already! smells like death I imagine
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The worse was a colostomy bag that was sitting on the road in 95 degree heat. Who knows how long it was out there. Of course I ran it over and my car and it reaked. I had to go back to see what I ran over. The guy at the car wash ran it through 3x and sprayed the bottom of the car and the stink wouldn't go away.
The second was a girl with a vag infection that wanted me to go down on her. It was nasty.
Christ thats disgusting, best one yet.
My worst:
freshly stepped on dog shit
girl
dead animal
and of course the 3 week old protein shake
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A Piss Jug that has sat in the truck longer than a couple days during warm weather and go to reuse down the highway. God damn those things are brutal.
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A Piss Jug that has sat in the truck longer than a couple days during warm weather and go to reuse down the highway. God damn those things are brutal.
why ever would you do that??
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some Indian guy's BO in college during the summer a few years back. He sat in the front row, WHOLE class moved to the last rows. And some girls were still gagging. :-X :-X :-X
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some of the posts on rival message boards.
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Leather Tanning factory. I remember walking up to the door thinking WTF. Nothing close to it. I could never work there or within 100 metres of one.
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nothing smells worse than rotting flesh
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Another time my dog was at the pond eating frogs when I was a kid. The dog came in the house and puked frog body parts all over my grandma's feet. My mother screamed get a rag and clean your grandma's feet. It was 90 degrees and when she lifted her leg she wasn't wearing any underwear. I puked in my mouth a little. The worst thing I have ever smelled.
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Skunk "spray" (don't have your mouth open)
dead/decomposing frog in a jar with no airholes...
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the two worst smelling things I have experienced
1) liquid eggs and rotten potatoes at the bottom of a trash can inside a plastic bag.....I almost puked when I remove the bag.....
2) I was on vacation in the west indies 3yrs ago and me and my friend walked past a public cemetery (which are common) in this island and for the first time, I experienced what rotten human flesh smells like. they said it has a distinct smells. well, it almost smell like dead rat, but twice stronger and more accute. we came to find out that some of the people who are homeless and can't afford proper burial had their bodies dumped in a pit at those cemeteries......GROSS, TRULY GROSS.
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I found a dead deer carcus with the head cut off in the woods. For some reason there was a plastic tarp over it. Lifted the tarp, literally puked up a little bit. It was mid summer and that shit was very rotten.
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years ago in college I was in my dorm and shitfaced so I pissed in a snapple bottle, threw it under my bed and went back to sleep. I completely forgot about it, and I didn't find it for about 2 months at least. it had bacteria colonies floating around in it, and when I dumped it out in the bathroom... it smelled like fucking death. The bathroom smelled like my rancid piss for the rest of the day.
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When I worked as a fry cook in high scool, I doused hot sauce all over quarter-done chicken wings. Realizing that they were still almost raw, I dunked 'em back into the fryer to cook for another 10 minutes. When they came back up, the smell of burnt hot sauce was so nauseating.
Cheese. I don't eat the shit. How someone can eat something that smells like a mix of old gym socks, body odor, and old mops is beyond me. I still don't frequent Italian restaurants to this day due to the smell of Parmesan. Yuck!
Prison Buck. Or alcohol made in prison. Inmates would use old cleaning jugs and fill it up with this stuff. It would sit there and "cook." Sarge made me uncap it and take a deep whiff. The combination of butterscoth, rotten fruit, and low-grade alcohol made me hurl on the spot.
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I used to be a plumber (in a former life) - so two bad smells and one 'tactile' event that made me chuck.
1/ Had to unblock a toilet for a lady whose daughter was very ill and had been vomiting and everything else for a week or two.
Almost indescribable after I got down and dirty around the bowl...
2/ You would think that sewers are pretty bad - yep but you get used to it. But the day I had to unblock a grease trap at a Burger King. Had to get my head down into the manhole and got hit by the sulphide gas which almost knocked me out and at the same time just an overhwelming urge to empty the entire contents of my stomach and bowel. Last time I ever ate BK I can assure you.
3/ Tactile event. Was doing some remedial work on a client's bathroom and redoing the waste pipework from the bath.
Went under the floorboards to do some reconnecting and with a bare hand was stripping the waste from the underside of the bath and started pulling, what I thought was either a long length of greasy hemp or rubber tape off the join.
Pulled it, unwound it, I was in only half light, finally got it off completely, found some decent light and in my hand a fucking tape worm about one and a half metres long. I threw up everywhere.
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The smell of death is the worst. One time my dad contracted to paint this apartment in Beverly Hills. The tenant had died there. He was an old man and a loner. No one had checked on him. Fortunately the walls between these town house style apartments were very thick so the neighbors didn't smell anything. However, after a week of airing out the apartment, I went with my dad to help him paint it and the smell was still unbearable. We both gagged and immediately left. Several weeks later, my dad painted the place. I couldn't go back.
Occasionally the eels in the Willamette river en masse and wash up onto the banks. That smell is pretty rank. Fortunately, it hasn't happened for several years now.
A really fat dude used to ride the same bus I did commuting home from work. He must have never bathed in his life because the smell he gave off caused people to move to the other end of the bus. I would get off the bus and walk the rest of the way home whenever he was on the bus.
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Few stand out- #3 buddy's birthday, he decides to take SHOTS of 151. Well, turned out to be 3 shots, mixed in some whisky for good measure...He puked in a bush and for probably 2-3 hours you could not get within 50 feet of that bush...People driving by could smell it.
#2- Working on a cadaver in Anatomy, after the body had gotten warm YUCK. Nasty nasty fucking smell right there. Really sticks with you.
#1- BY FAR- Some student at my school, black kid looked african, not african american, possibly indian- From 50-60 feet away the smell was ASSAULTING. He got up to get water, and I had to put my face in my shirt, from 60-70 FEET AWAY. Not kidding! The stench was so fucking bad, people from all over the library were covering their faces and leaving. The place was damn near evacuated, and it's a BIG library. Pure BO too. Amazing.
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Training advice from tdongz...fucking stinks!
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I take out the obvious..
My protein farts ::)
My feet
Dickcheese.
Now for my top of the list - ex girl which I went out with for a while when I was 16 had some massive things going on down below and my god did it smell.
Worse thing I smelled was however a guy that was lying in his bed for over 2 weeks window half open by 30 degress in the summer and was dead.
Couldn't taste food for weeks after that.
your mom.
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I once walked in on blackfagredasshole just he was letting out an extra raunchy protein fart while balls deep in some smelly unwashed filthy despicable two dollar whore. :-X
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Great thread.
Oh wait.................... ........ ::)
NO SHIT! Well.... maybe some leftover shit in a Mexican wastebasket somewhere in Tijuana....
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Another time my dog was at the pond eating frogs when I was a kid. The dog came in the house and puked frog body parts all over my grandma's feet. My mother screamed get a rag and clean your grandma's feet. It was 90 degrees and when she lifted her leg she wasn't wearing any underwear. I puked in my mouth a little. The worst thing I have ever smelled.
LMOA.. man this is a classic...
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the smell of expired milk
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What The Rock is cooking.
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I once had to drive an old guy for a few hours. I started to think about what if he would die in his sleep right next to me. Then I thought about what I had always heard about the smell of a dead human, how awful it is. Next thing I know, turns out we are driving near a meat processing plant and this overwhelmingly bad smell comes on. I thought for a minute that he died right next to me at the exact same time that I was thinking about him dying next to me. I know it must take some time for the body to start to rot and all, but here it is!
PS either it was a meat packing plant or the guy shit himself. Still don't really know. :-X
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By far the worst thing is back in '93 fighting in Bosnia we encountered mass graves outside of Srebrenitsa. Just inhumane..... never can forget the stench, sometimes it "comes back" and I can't eat for a day.
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Rotting flesh................. I have never gotten used to it.
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Rotting flesh................. I have never gotten used to it.
Jeff Dahmer would be disappoint.
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By far the worst thing is back in '93 fighting in Bosnia we encountered mass graves outside of Srebrenitsa. Just inhumane..... never can forget the stench, sometimes it "comes back" and I can't eat for a day.
Wow... ???
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This legendary thread by WillGrant definitely deserves a mention here
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=355697.0
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I was doing a study on ancient war and there was an account that a young King by the name Essarhaddon of Assyria sieged the walled city of Babylon, pop...180 000...around 630 BC, they cut off water and food supply and sourounded the city on all sides for an entire year, the Babylonians inside the wall collected the dead daily within the wall and scattered them throughout the inside perimeter of the wall, once the Assyrian broke the wall and enterred nearly 5000 men had died from the stench of the dead bodies, good tactic on the Babylonians side, nothing compares to the smell of dead corps
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I was doing a study on ancient war and there was an account that a young King by the name Essarhaddon of Assyria sieged the walled city of Babylon, pop...180 000...around 630 BC, they cut off water and food supply and sourounded the city on all sides for an entire year, the Babylonians inside the wall collected the dead daily within the wall and scattered them throughout the inside perimeter of the wall, once the Assyrian broke the wall and enterred nearly 5000 men had died from the stench of the dead bodies, good tactic on the Babylonians side, nothing compares to the smell of dead corps
I knew you were old, but damn!!! :o :o :o :o :o
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the shit pond in KAF
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I was doing a study on ancient war and there was an account that a young King by the name Essarhaddon of Assyria sieged the walled city of Babylon, pop...180 000...around 630 BC, they cut off water and food supply and sourounded the city on all sides for an entire year, the Babylonians inside the wall collected the dead daily within the wall and scattered them throughout the inside perimeter of the wall, once the Assyrian broke the wall and enterred nearly 5000 men had died from the stench of the dead bodies, good tactic on the Babylonians side, nothing compares to the smell of dead corps
But it sure prevented cheat days for the bodybuilders of the city who were dieting for the upcoming Mr Babylon..
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But it sure prevented cheat days for the bodybuilders of the city who were dieting for the upcoming Mr Babylon..
lmao ;D
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A kid I knew got pissed off at his college so he pissed in a mason jar, added milk and yogurt, screwed the lid on and let it sit in the sun for a month. He then dumped it all over our dorm commons area. That place reeked for 6 months. Called it "Fromunda juice". Worst stench ever.
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why ever would you do that??
Its the way of the road Bill, way of the road
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Its the way of the road Bill, way of the road
Yes!! Another fellow trailer parks boys brother! Welcome to the cult my friend! That show is seriously brilliant in its own unique way, I have the entire series ;D
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I take out the obvious..
My protein farts ::)
My feet
Dickcheese.
Now for my top of the list - ex girl which I went out with for a while when I was 16 had some massive things going on down below and my god did it smell.
Worse thing I smelled was however a guy that was lying in his bed for over 2 weeks window half open by 30 degress in the summer and was dead.
Couldn't taste food for weeks after that.
1. Bad breath while you are spotting somebodys bench press
2. sweat of the person who is trainig heavily, who is on gear and eats lot's of baltic herring for protein.
3. smell of the deceased human, who has been death few months
Top three, not necessarily in this order ;D
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nothing beat toilet stench of someone else
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What The Rock is cooking.
hahaaaaaaa
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1. Bad breath while you are spotting somebodys bench press
2. sweat of the person who is trainig heavily, who is on gear and eats lot's of baltic herring for protein.
3. smell of the deceased human, who has been death few months
Top three, not necessarily in this order ;D
Baltic herring??
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Baltic herring??
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSCotgWSN1AhZM-DsicFegfsqRk-DROsXKT6YtMapphA8wX61r)
It is small little silver fish, it is cheap as soap and it has great nutritional value, lots of protein etc. I hate it, I don't eat fish.
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a musty redheads girl
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Isocyandie
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isocyanide