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Title: If!!.. by Rudyard Kipling
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on June 13, 2011, 04:17:00 PM
one of my favorite poems..
Title: Re: If!!..
Post by: wes on June 13, 2011, 04:19:09 PM
Words to live by.
Title: Re: If!!..
Post by: chunkramwell on June 13, 2011, 05:34:04 PM
there once was a man named Dave
who kept a dead whore in a cave
I must admit that she did smell like shit
but think of the money he saved
Title: Re: If!!..
Post by: The Grim Lifter on June 13, 2011, 05:55:14 PM
Totally dwarfing the other guy in the picture Sherief
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Post by: claymore on June 13, 2011, 05:58:09 PM
There was a young lady named Alice,
Who used dynamite for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And part of her asshole in Dallas.
Title: Re: If!!..
Post by: SF1900 on June 13, 2011, 05:59:38 PM
He is a great poet. Love that poem.
Title: Re: If!!..
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 14, 2011, 05:39:49 AM
A multilanguistic in the US of A
Who just didn't have it to go all the way
Now is selling his germs
in a shirt full of sperms
To admirers both horny and gay..

Title: Re: If!!..
Post by: WillGrant on June 14, 2011, 06:16:25 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: If!!..
Post by: mass 04 on June 14, 2011, 06:34:45 AM
There once was a guy named Sherief
Whose lifts were as weak as a queef
He's smelly and brown just like Nasser's thong
Allah Akbar these infidels won't be around for long
Title: Re: If!!.. by Rudyard Kipling
Post by: CalvinH on June 14, 2011, 06:50:55 AM
Jack and Jill went up the hill,each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two fifty.



.....that fucking whore.
Title: Re: If!!.. by Rudyard Kipling
Post by: w8m8 on June 14, 2011, 06:56:39 AM
Calvin likes Dice or just that one rhyme ?


Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper.
Title: Re: If!!..
Post by: _bruce_ on June 15, 2011, 01:36:14 AM
There once was a guy named Sherief
Whose lifts were as weak as a queef
He's smelly and brown just like Nasser's thong
Allah Akbar these infidels won't be around for long


 :D
Title: Re: If!!.. by Rudyard Kipling
Post by: CalvinH on June 15, 2011, 06:36:04 AM
Calvin likes Dice or just that one rhyme ?


Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper.



His old stuff was great!
Title: Re: If!!.. by Rudyard Kipling
Post by: w8m8 on June 15, 2011, 08:35:40 AM

His old stuff was great!

x 2
Title: Re: If!!.. by Rudyard Kipling
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on June 15, 2011, 06:20:09 PM
i always liked "if" and few months after my son came i tried to write something similar ;D

Never (05-2008).

Never be smart
Without being kind
Always make your heart
Go with your mind

Never be a hater
Of the others’ success
This won’t make you greater
Or make them less

Never lose your view
When you love someone
Make sure this person is true
And doesn’t take you for fun

Never sell your dignity
To buy more bread
You will get respect for morality
Not for being well fed

Never hate your identity
Unless you can change
Otherwise accept your ability
And live within its range

Never make a favor
Then wait to take
Make any good behavior
Only for God's sake

Never hesitate to stand
Beside someone in need
One day you may look for a hand
And he will be there indeed

Never take a guy
From his outside
Sometimes the suit and the tie
Have much to hide

Never go wild
When you are tense
Try to be mild
And use the common sense

Never forget who you are
And the place you come from
Even if you become a star
With www.your-name.com
Title: Re: If!!.. by Rudyard Kipling
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 15, 2011, 06:54:59 PM
this is the best poetry that has come out of the arab world since the 15th century

i always liked "if" and few months after my son came i tried to write something similar ;D

Never (05-2008).

Never be smart
Without being kind
Always make your heart
Go with your mind

Never be a hater
Of the others’ success
This won’t make you greater
Or make them less

Never lose your view
When you love someone
Make sure this person is true
And doesn’t take you for fun

Never sell your dignity
To buy more bread
You will get respect for morality
Not for being well fed

Never hate your identity
Unless you can change
Otherwise accept your ability
And live within its range

Never make a favor
Then wait to take
Make any good behavior
Only for God's sake

Never hesitate to stand
Beside someone in need
One day you may look for a hand
And he will be there indeed

Never take a guy
From his outside
Sometimes the suit and the tie
Have much to hide

Never go wild
When you are tense
Try to be mild
And use the common sense

Never forget who you are
And the place you come from
Even if you become a star
With www.your-name.com
Title: Re: If!!.. by Rudyard Kipling
Post by: George Whorewell on June 16, 2011, 08:13:24 AM
I prefer White Man's Burden.

Take up the White Man's burden--
Send forth the best ye breed--
Go, bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
To wait, in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild--
Your new-caught sullen peoples,
Half devil and half child.

Take up the White Man's burden--
In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple,
An hundred times made plain,
To seek another's profit
And work another's gain.

Take up the White Man's burden--
The savage wars of peace--
Fill full the mouth of Famine,
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
(The end for others sought)
Watch sloth and heathen folly
Bring all your hope to nought.

Take up the White Man's burden--
No iron rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper--
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go, make them with your living
And mark them with your dead.

Take up the White Man's burden,
And reap his old reward--
The blame of those ye better
The hate of those ye guard--
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah, slowly!) toward the light:--
"Why brought ye us from bondage,
Our loved Egyptian night?"

Take up the White Man's burden--
Ye dare not stoop to less--
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To cloak your weariness.
By all ye will or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
The silent sullen peoples
Shall weigh your God and you.

Take up the White Man's burden!
Have done with childish days--
The lightly-proffered laurel,
The easy ungrudged praise:
Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years,
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgment of your peers
Title: Re: If!!.. by Rudyard Kipling
Post by: Tapeworm on June 17, 2011, 09:29:11 AM
I prefer White Man's Burden.

I wasn't going to say anything....  ;D
Title: Re: If!!.. by Rudyard Kipling
Post by: George Whorewell on June 17, 2011, 12:19:07 PM
I wasn't going to say anything....  ;D

Racist post reported.