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Title: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: berblexer on June 18, 2011, 05:13:08 PM
I do rarely  but i get alot of problems, is there anybody who doesnt and has helthy teeth?

Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: dyslexic on June 18, 2011, 05:13:55 PM
Ask Gary Delabate from Howard Stern show, he might know
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Parker on June 18, 2011, 05:18:13 PM
I do rarely  but i get alot of problems, is there anybody who doesnt and has helthy teeth?


Do only do once a day or once a week? It's good to do 3x a day. Brush, floss, then rinse...
And don't drink Red wine---due to more people drinking red wine, it's affecting more people---the sugar and the staining.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: berblexer on June 18, 2011, 05:20:26 PM
Well my theory is that it is not natural, i mean look at animals in the wild, they cant brush their teeth.

I think diet is much much more important.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Parker on June 18, 2011, 05:32:01 PM
Well my theory is that it is not natural, i mean look at animals in the wild, they cant brush their teeth.

I think diet is much much more important.
Rodents teeth grow throught their lifetime, so they must constantly gnaw on something---and they have some of the yellowest teeth. Carnivore's breath smell terrible and they eat far, far less sugar, so do herbivores in the bovine family...
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: dogbowl on June 18, 2011, 06:07:34 PM
Well my theory is that it is not natural, i mean look at animals in the wild, they cant brush their teeth.

Do you apply this theory to other areas of your life too?

Other things we do are unnatural, such as wearing clothes.  Animals in the wild don't wear shoes!
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: wes mantooth on June 18, 2011, 06:09:41 PM
With personal hygiene not being a strong point of yours, I bet you smell wonderful.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: bradistani on June 18, 2011, 06:11:31 PM
lol, what kinda question is that  ??? :-X
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: el numero uno on June 18, 2011, 06:14:11 PM
lol, you must be a gimmick.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Marty Champions on June 18, 2011, 06:16:24 PM
I do rarely  but i get alot of problems, is there anybody who doesnt and has helthy teeth?



you might not have teeth problems but yur gums will bleed when your brush. so brush and floss


its a hassel
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: wes on June 18, 2011, 06:16:25 PM
lol, you must be a gimmick.
Ya` think ???
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: berblexer on June 18, 2011, 06:34:42 PM
I am not a gimmick.

I am surprised there are not any other people with my views.

The human teeth are supposed to fix themseleves, the saliva in the mouth kills bacteria and restores ph levels by itself.

My problem is that my diet is not good, i am quite sure with a good diet I would not have any problems.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 18, 2011, 06:36:43 PM
I am not a gimmick.

I am surprised there are not any other people with my views.

The human teeth are supposed to fix themseleves, the saliva in the mouth kills bacteria and restores ph levels by itself.

My problem is that my diet is not good, i am quite sure with a good diet I would not have any problems.

well there you go then.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Marty Champions on June 18, 2011, 06:47:02 PM
I am not a gimmick.

I am surprised there are not any other people with my views.

The human teeth are supposed to fix themseleves, the saliva in the mouth kills bacteria and restores ph levels by itself.

My problem is that my diet is not good, i am quite sure with a good diet I would not have any problems.

i had your views till my gums bled after not brushing for months even thugh my teeth look healthy

look upon the falcon alter when ye seeketh answers
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 18, 2011, 06:58:50 PM
The single most effective thing anyone can do to keep optimum health is to drink 1/2 to a full teaspoon of HU 90,000 cayenne pepper in a cup of warm/hot water every day. Not only will this keep your saliva flowing but it can prevent heart attacks. Some believe it can actually reverse heart disease. It helps every part of your body by helping to pump blood to all organs etc.  Some doctors actually carry a capsule of it with them at all times in case they themselves feel a heart attack coming on. The medical industry doesn't really want you to know about Cayenne pepper. But the shiat is legit. Try it just for a couple days and you will notice a difference in your well being.

For teeth and gums, Tea Tree oil toothpaste or rub a tea tree oil/water solution on your teeth and gums.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Montague on June 18, 2011, 07:06:03 PM
I do rarely  but i get alot of problems, is there anybody who doesnt and has helthy teeth?

Well my theory is that it is not natural, i mean look at animals in the wild, they cant brush their teeth.


True, but...some of those animals also lick their own balls & eat their vomit.
Those may be the missing parts of your formula.

Something to think about.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Parker on June 18, 2011, 07:15:01 PM
The single most effective thing anyone can do to keep optimum health is to drink 1/2 to a full teaspoon of HU 90,000 cayenne pepper in a cup of warm/hot water every day. Not only will this keep your saliva flowing but it can prevent heart attacks. Some believe it can actually reverse heart disease. It helps every part of your body by helping to pump blood to all organs etc.  Some doctors actually carry a capsule of it with them at all times in case they themselves feel a heart attack coming on. The medical industry doesn't really want you to know about Cayenne pepper. But the shiat is legit. Try it just for a couple days and you will notice a difference in your well being.

For teeth and gums, Tea Tree oil toothpaste or rub a tea tree oil/water solution on your teeth and gums.
Tea Tree Oil is toxic if swallowed...if one is applying it orally, then there is a chance it will be swallowed
 http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_tree_oil (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_tree_oil)
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: TacoBell on June 18, 2011, 07:24:44 PM
Your mom brushes her teeth with my penis.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: el numero uno on June 18, 2011, 07:28:04 PM
Your mom brushes her teeth with my penis.

rofl
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Benny B on June 18, 2011, 07:53:09 PM
Your mom brushes her teeth with my penis.
Pipe down Twink24, you're gettin' a little too cocky.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: TacoBell on June 18, 2011, 09:11:51 PM
Pipe down Twink24, you're gettin' a little too cocky.

and you are....?  ???
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: mitchyboy on June 18, 2011, 09:42:47 PM
Naahh... I just dip Grizzly mint amd wintergreen. fresh breath all day. ;D

Seriously, I brush every fucking day and my teeth are shit. You know how they say genetics is everything? Well......
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Oldschool Flip on June 18, 2011, 09:43:41 PM
Well my theory is that it is not natural, i mean look at animals in the wild, they cant brush their teeth.

I think diet is much much more important.
The problem is that with processed foods, the sugar and chemicals weren't around back in the day so you have to combat it with DAILY flossing and brushing.
I bet your breath is horrible and if you don't take care of your dental health, your teeth will fall out because of bone damage from bacteria.
If you don't care about that, then keep on doing what you're doing.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: HTexan on June 18, 2011, 09:48:15 PM
just eat apples like the romans... ;D

seriously tho, you dudes should really take care of your teeth.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Iceman1981 on June 18, 2011, 10:23:06 PM
I do rarely  but i get alot of problems, is there anybody who doesnt and has helthy teeth?



Shouldn't that tell you to brush your teeth more often?
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Meso_z on June 18, 2011, 11:46:02 PM
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z181/maneatingspider/UGLY.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 19, 2011, 12:04:59 AM
Well my theory is that it is not natural, i mean look at animals in the wild, they cant brush their teeth.

I think diet is much much more important.
Hi Weston Price, your 1933 Delusion Express has just arrived with the departure being the nearest mental asylum.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 19, 2011, 09:57:24 AM
In Holland people don't have teeth..
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Tito24 on June 19, 2011, 09:59:49 AM
In Holland people don't have teeth..

in poland people have teeth
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 19, 2011, 10:32:30 AM
Tea Tree Oil is toxic if swallowed...if one is applying it orally, then there is a chance it will be swallowed
 http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_tree_oil (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_tree_oil)

toxic is an interesting word. Alcohol is actually toxic. Look what it does to the liver. And we all know what the governments of the world did to vitamin B-17(the cancer cure)

http://www.1cure4cancer.com/truth.htm
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: suckmymuscle on June 19, 2011, 05:54:50 PM
I do rarely  but i get alot of problems, is there anybody who doesnt and has helthy teeth?



  I don't. Never had any problems. Toothpaste is loaded with petrochemicals, coal tar and bactericides that are highly toxic to your cells. Avoid it. Cleaning is a mechanical and not chemical process. It is the friction that removes the dirt and not the the toothpaste. Now, Fluor does protect the teeth's enamel, but it is not worth to put all that garbage into your body to get Fluor to your teeth. Killing the bacteria that creates the acids that eat up your teeth enamel works just as well, and that is easily accomplished with alcohol or caffeine. If you don't drink coffee, then just put some alcohol in your mouth swirl it around your mouth and spit it out and your teeth will be fine.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: efirkey on June 19, 2011, 06:04:45 PM
I am not a gimmick.

I am surprised there are not any other people with my views.

The human teeth are supposed to fix themseleves, the saliva in the mouth kills bacteria and restores ph levels by itself.

My problem is that my diet is not good, i am quite sure with a good diet I would not have any problems.

Yeah, but human teeth were never meant to eat all the chemicals and sugar that we currently eat.  If you eat very clean (lean meat and vegetables only) you will not get much plaque on your teeth, but drink one soda and you better brush.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 19, 2011, 06:33:39 PM
Yeah, but human teeth were never meant to eat all the chemicals and sugar that we currently eat.  If you eat very clean (lean meat and vegetables only) you will not get much plaque on your teeth, but drink one soda and you better brush.
Wrong.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: oldtimer1 on June 19, 2011, 06:37:59 PM
You guys that don't brush your teeth are disgusting.  Your mouth must smell like dead road kill in the summer sun.  Do you wash your body at least once a day with soap?  I bet your body smells too.  No wonder in so many European countries people have rotting teeth falling out of their smelly mouths. Don't even begin to tell me how your shit European country is better than than US.  You know you're full of shit.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: newmom on June 19, 2011, 06:45:21 PM
Your mom brushes her teeth with my penis.

you mean floss her teeth?
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: TrueGrit on June 19, 2011, 06:48:42 PM
Well my theory is that it is not natural, i mean look at animals in the wild, they cant brush their teeth.



It's not natural to take a shit in a plumbed toilet and wipe your ass with paper afterwards.


Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Dokey111 on June 19, 2011, 06:53:47 PM
It's not natural to take a shit in a plumbed toilet and wipe your ass with paper afterwards.




Exactly.  So to the OP I say wipe your ass upward, through your mouth.  2 birds and all that rot..
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: TacoBell on June 19, 2011, 07:39:39 PM
you mean floss her teeth?

Does this mean our peace treaty is over and I can now direct comments to you, Rimmingmom?
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: newmom on June 19, 2011, 07:59:53 PM
Does this mean our peace treaty is over and I can now direct comments to you, Rimmingmom?

noooooooo
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 19, 2011, 08:30:25 PM
Its not natural to have corrective lenses for your eyes, so you probably should forego that as well.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 19, 2011, 08:34:41 PM
Its probably not natural to post on a message board using a computer so lets go ahead and eliminate that as well.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: flinstones1 on June 19, 2011, 08:38:03 PM
I think I am done brushing my teeth. Chew gum..eat ginger with your sushi...stay away from sugar..eat your calcium and figs. Figs are loaded with minerals
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Hulkotron on June 19, 2011, 08:45:27 PM
This guy pulls mad tail, I know for a fact.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: berblexer on June 20, 2011, 06:30:49 AM
I think I am done brushing my teeth. Chew gum..eat ginger with your sushi...stay away from sugar..eat your calcium and figs. Figs are loaded with minerals

I agree.

Here is a list of things that, I believe will keep your teeth healthy even if you are not brushing:

- Avoid sugary foods
- Eat a low carb diet.
- Eat 3 meals per day, don't eat in between
- Drink alot of green tea, occasional coffee too
- Chew gum after food when possible
- Buy foods with arificial sweeters (eg. cola lite instead of normal cola)
- Keep your mouth hydrated at all times, don't breathe trough your mouth (saliva very important)

Well I guess thats it. If I could have followed this guidelines I am sure my teeth would have been in perfect condition. But alas not everybody can follow such a strict regimen.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: MP on June 20, 2011, 06:38:39 AM
Poll people who brush their teeth and visit a dentist for twice annual cleanings about how many problems they have.

Then poll people who don't.

There's your answer.

Yeah, don't brush your teeth. That's a great plan ... if you want all kinds of problems and completely eradicate your chances of getting laid.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 20, 2011, 06:40:30 AM
Or just bite the bullet..
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Tito24 on June 20, 2011, 06:43:47 AM
aside from the health reasons, i also want to be hygienic around other people too because thats what i expect from others as well.
i cant understand some people can feel comfortable being dirty.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: berblexer on June 20, 2011, 06:46:33 AM
Man its true our society is used to a diet and a lifestyle that can destroy your teeth.

But if you have a good diet and follow a few simple rules you can have good teeth without brushing I am 100% sure. Look at native people for example.

The body is built to sustain itself on what is in nature. We are too used to artificial products, from food to tooth pastes and pills. A healthy human being can live his entire life just fine without a single medicine or artificial product (given that he doesn't get seriously ill).

I won't go into conspiracy theories here, but what do you think would happen if everybody stopped buying tooth products, all these companies would go down. I am quite sure they don't want that. Dentists too.

They will never tell you all the secrets how to keep your teeth healthy, all they care about is that you buy their products.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 20, 2011, 06:50:13 AM
Who the fark doesn't brush their own teeth!? The mentally ill, street people, and people who live on desert islands. How much effort is required to brush after every meal!? Oh brother.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: berblexer on June 20, 2011, 06:51:17 AM
Actually, its a billion dollar industry, considering that 95% of the population buys a tooth product every month.

They want you to buy tooth-paste thats it. Nobody is ever going to tell you that what you should be doing is not fighting your bad lifestyle with artifical products, but rather fixing it. Which would bring so many other benefits as well.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: loco on June 20, 2011, 07:37:43 AM
I do rarely  but i get alot of problems, is there anybody who doesnt and has helthy teeth?



Oh, you must be British!   
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: johnnynoname on June 20, 2011, 07:38:39 AM
I don't brush my teeth...


...your mom does it for me
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: loco on June 20, 2011, 07:49:59 AM
Twice a day:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31h9wn12D%2BL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41A64W0HPML._AA300_PIbundle-1,TopRight,0,0AA300_SH20_.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/411B1qsjB2L._SS500_.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5179yH4MPDL._SS350_.jpg)



Twice a year:

(http://www.wacowla.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/9-DENTAL-HYGIENIST.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: The Italian Lifter on June 20, 2011, 07:50:44 AM
I do rarely  but i get alot of problems, is there anybody who doesnt and has helthy teeth?



When I remember where I put them, I brush them.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Tito24 on June 20, 2011, 07:52:08 AM
(http://p1-1.xhamster.com/000/007/688/823_1000.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: JP_RC on June 20, 2011, 07:57:48 AM
OP if you aren't a gimmick, then you're one dumb little man :D
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Tito24 on June 20, 2011, 08:05:54 AM
(http://p1.xhamster.com/000/007/688/780_1000.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: MP on June 20, 2011, 08:07:11 AM
Twice a day:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31h9wn12D%2BL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41A64W0HPML._AA300_PIbundle-1,TopRight,0,0AA300_SH20_.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/411B1qsjB2L._SS500_.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5179yH4MPDL._SS350_.jpg)

x2



Twice a year:

(http://www.wacowla.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/9-DENTAL-HYGIENIST.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Tito24 on June 20, 2011, 08:20:18 AM
(http://p1-1.xhamster.com/000/005/874/545_1000.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Meso_z on June 20, 2011, 08:29:23 AM
Twice a day...after breakfast and before sleep. Sometimes Im just too bored to brush before sleep and skip it.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Tito24 on June 20, 2011, 08:29:46 AM
(http://p1-1.xhamster.com/000/006/868/597_1000.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 20, 2011, 11:00:12 AM
(http://p1-1.xhamster.com/000/005/874/545_1000.jpg)
They just keep getting better, Tito. You must be cruisin the net all day long to discover such inspiring specimens..
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on June 20, 2011, 11:04:11 AM
berblexer is right .. diet is everything .... human beings do not need to brush and swallow fluoride
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Tito24 on June 20, 2011, 11:05:22 AM
They just keep getting better, Tito. You must be cruisin the net all day long to discover such inspiring specimens..

i actually have a team thats working for me day and night to only bring the best stuff and the best posts.

i used to do it all alone but i have other things to do as well sometimes.
Title: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: GHGut on June 20, 2011, 11:13:56 AM
Sorry, I saw the "Do you brush your teeth" thread and had to start this...

Since we had kids, I have learned that baby wipes work so much better than toilet paper. Anyone agree?

Does anyone use a bidet? They scare me.

And why do some restaurants/people's homes put a small garbage can next to the toilet. They want you to toss the toilet paper in there, right? Is it because their plumbing sucks?


Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: HTexan on June 20, 2011, 11:14:58 AM
berblexer is right .. diet is everything .... human beings do not need to brush and swallow fluoride
hahahahhaaha good luck with that bacteria mouth.
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 20, 2011, 11:17:46 AM
the garbage can is for tampons or other shit that won't flush.  come on man.

i don't wipe my ass, i just double my dosage on my "shit days".
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: el numero uno on June 20, 2011, 11:20:15 AM
Sorry, I saw the "Do you brush your teeth" thread and had to start this...

Since we had kids, I have learned that baby wipes work so much better than toilet paper. Anyone agree?

Does anyone use a bidet? They scare me.

And why do some restaurants/people's homes put a small garbage can next to the toilet. They want you to toss the toilet paper in there, right? Is it because their plumbing sucks?




Big Ach doesn't
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: JP_RC on June 20, 2011, 11:20:51 AM
According to berblexer's logic we shouldn't... its unnatural you know...animals don't do it so neither should we. Better yet we should walk around with pieces of shit hanging...animals do it.

 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 20, 2011, 11:22:31 AM
People in Holland don't shit.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: loco on June 20, 2011, 11:23:35 AM
One of the greatest breakthroughs, if not the greatest breakthrough in decease prevention is simply modern hygiene practices. 
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 20, 2011, 11:29:34 AM
One of the greatest breakthroughs, if not the greatest breakthrough in decease prevention is simply modern hygiene practices. 
Dr Dutch agrees. And this of course....

Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: bradistani on June 20, 2011, 11:32:24 AM
wipe, then wash and dry. your bum hole will thank you for it  :)
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 20, 2011, 11:33:06 AM
Shaved pussy..
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: stuntmovie on June 20, 2011, 11:37:14 AM
A DI in Boot Camp once "taught" us that 'wiping your ass was like painting your ass with shit'; so I've been in the habit of taking a shower after every prolonged visit to the bathroom.

Thanks, Sarge!

We learned lots of other important shit in Boot Camp
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: MP on June 20, 2011, 11:40:28 AM
(http://p1-1.xhamster.com/000/005/874/545_1000.jpg)

WTF?! OK, I've officially seen everything there is to see on the Internet.

That has to be shop'd?!
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 20, 2011, 11:43:10 AM
WTF?! OK, I've officially seen everything there is to see on the Internet.

That has to be shop'd?!
Never trust an elderly lady...
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: Tito24 on June 20, 2011, 11:46:30 AM
yes you wonder whats the story behind that
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: bradistani on June 20, 2011, 11:54:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LVEAk.gif)
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: bradistani on June 20, 2011, 11:56:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hww1L.gif)
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: HTexan on June 20, 2011, 12:12:42 PM

And why do some restaurants/people's homes put a small garbage can next to the toilet. They want you to toss the toilet paper in there, right? Is it because their plumbing sucks?



i see this gross shit all the time here in texas. it is because the plumbing sucks in mexico so they dont flush the toilet paper. :-\
some dumb fucks dont know that in first world countries you flush the tp. i always see signs that say "trash can is for brown paper towels only!"  :-\
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: funk51 on June 20, 2011, 12:18:42 PM
Sorry, I saw the "Do you brush your teeth" thread and had to start this...

Since we had kids, I have learned that baby wipes work so much better than toilet paper. Anyone agree?

Does anyone use a bidet? They scare me.

And why do some restaurants/people's homes put a small garbage can next to the toilet. They want you to toss the toilet paper in there, right? Is it because their plumbing sucks?



an old ironman author norman zale said if your eating right you shouldn't have to wipe your ass after you take a dump.
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: The Italian Lifter on June 20, 2011, 12:28:39 PM
I usually ask Kovacs to wipe my ass with his brown towel
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: wes on June 20, 2011, 12:30:33 PM
I wipe once weekly whether I need it or not!!
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: wes on June 20, 2011, 12:31:08 PM
This weeks top shitty thread ............so far,but it`s only Monday!!  LOL  :D
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: BIG DUB on June 20, 2011, 12:33:13 PM
bidet and your left hand is the only way to go..
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: bradistani on June 20, 2011, 12:34:39 PM
an old ironman author norman zale said if your eating right you shouldn't have to wipe your ass after you take a dump.

he's right.

'ghost wipes' are the best.. i still rinse with cold water though  :D
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: sync pulse on June 20, 2011, 12:35:38 PM

And why do some restaurants/people's homes put a small garbage can next to the toilet. They want you to toss the toilet paper in there, right? Is it because their plumbing sucks?

Some septic tanks don't handle toilet paper well,  not flushing the paper reduces the frequency of tank pumpings.  
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: EZ$ on June 20, 2011, 12:39:38 PM
I bet the perma-bulkers can't even reach their ass.
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: gym**rat on June 20, 2011, 12:44:16 PM
I just scoot across the carpet like a dog. Berber carpet works best.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: sync pulse on June 20, 2011, 12:45:33 PM
berblexer is right .. diet is everything .... human beings do not need to brush and swallow fluoride

ahhh, wrong...brushing preserves your natural teeth, as does applications of fluoride directly to teeth...as for ingesting fluoride the recommended dose is one part per million in the water, the same as in a typical bottle of spring water from natural sources.
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: cart@@n on June 20, 2011, 12:52:55 PM
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: JP_RC on June 20, 2011, 12:54:46 PM
WTF?! OK, I've officially seen everything there is to see on the Internet.

That has to be shop'd?!

It looks shopped to me.
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: Coach is Back! on June 20, 2011, 12:57:50 PM
No....I just ware brown shorts and call it good.
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: Largerthanlife on June 20, 2011, 01:02:45 PM
just time your shits with your showers and your good.

Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: funk51 on June 20, 2011, 01:06:50 PM
I bet the perma-bulkers can't even reach their ass.
46  posts and your picking on the perma bulkers. what's up with that.
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: newmom on June 20, 2011, 01:09:16 PM
I just scoot across the carpet like a dog. Berber carpet works best.

Lmao
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: freespirit on June 20, 2011, 01:18:23 PM
People in Holland don't shit.

Nee die poepen meestal.
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: wes on June 20, 2011, 01:21:45 PM
he's right.

'ghost wipes' are the best.. i still rinse with cold water though  :D

LOL @ "ghost wipes" !! ;D

Norman Zales articles were great but he had a terrible physique.
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: wes on June 20, 2011, 01:24:52 PM
'wiping your ass was like painting your ass with shit'

Funny stuff Stunt! ;D


Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: hench on June 20, 2011, 01:31:51 PM
have you tried this yourself?
The single most effective thing anyone can do to keep optimum health is to drink 1/2 to a full teaspoon of HU 90,000 cayenne pepper in a cup of warm/hot water every day. Not only will this keep your saliva flowing but it can prevent heart attacks. Some believe it can actually reverse heart disease. It helps every part of your body by helping to pump blood to all organs etc.  Some doctors actually carry a capsule of it with them at all times in case they themselves feel a heart attack coming on. The medical industry doesn't really want you to know about Cayenne pepper. But the shiat is legit. Try it just for a couple days and you will notice a difference in your well being.

For teeth and gums, Tea Tree oil toothpaste or rub a tea tree oil/water solution on your teeth and gums.
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 20, 2011, 02:11:35 PM
Only an Arab would ask this
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: johnnynoname on June 20, 2011, 02:13:11 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=385604.0;attach=418141;image)

I'm so gonna print this out and masturbate all over it




seriously, it is getting pretty bad for me guys
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: wes on June 20, 2011, 02:20:54 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=385604.0;attach=418141;image)

I'm so gonna print this out and masturbate all over it




seriously, it is getting pretty bad for me guys
It is a sexy pic,so go for it if nothing`s on the horizon.

Harbor no guilt my friend!  ;D
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: johnnynoname on June 20, 2011, 02:22:51 PM
It is a sexy pic,so go for it if nothing`s on the horizon.

Harbor no guilt my friend!  ;D



.....I just want to be held
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: wes on June 20, 2011, 02:29:24 PM


.....I just want to be held
Cuddling is a great feeling..........especia lly after violent forced rape.  ;D
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: berblexer on June 20, 2011, 02:51:04 PM
If you had a perfectly natural raw diet you would not have to.
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 20, 2011, 02:52:17 PM
If you had a perfectly natural raw diet you would not have to.

The straight from the tap one?  ::)
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: Hulkotron on June 20, 2011, 02:58:41 PM
My diet is so pristine and my workouts so taxing that my digestive system makes use of every last ounce of food that I consume so I can sufficiently recover from "battle", thus I do not shit.
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: Parker on June 20, 2011, 03:13:44 PM
If you had a perfectly natural raw diet you would not have to.
Yes, as no animal with a "raw" diet needs to shit...
Even fvcking earthworms need to shit.
Title: Re: Do You Wipe Your Ass?
Post by: HTexan on June 20, 2011, 04:26:20 PM
People in Holland don't shit.
yeah, the shit comes out their mouths instead.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 20, 2011, 05:11:32 PM
Who the fark doesn't brush their own teeth!? The mentally ill, street people, and people who live on desert islands. How much effort is required to brush after every meal!? Oh brother.

lol
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 20, 2011, 05:16:33 PM
have you tried this yourself?


Yes.  Google cayenne pepper. The shit may just be some sort of miracle herb. And its dirt cheap. It for sure creates more saliva in your mouth.
Title: Re: Do you brush your teeth?
Post by: The Italian Lifter on June 21, 2011, 12:22:14 AM
poop burger anyone?