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Title: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: Tre on June 24, 2011, 09:46:41 PM
What's the most proper protocol?

a) crack one off the moment you find out she's dead
b) grieve for a couple days, then crack one off after the funeral
c) mourn her loss like a little bitch and never even bust one in her memory
d) hit it in the morgue/funeral home
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on June 24, 2011, 09:47:28 PM
Quote from: Tre on June 24, 2011, 09:46:41 PM
What's the most proper protocol?

a) crack one off the moment you find out she's dead
b) grieve for a couple days, then crack one off after the funeral
c) mourn her loss like a little bitch and never even bust one in her memory
d) hit it at the funeral home
Option d bitch
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: outby43 on June 24, 2011, 09:50:36 PM
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Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: Hulkotron on June 24, 2011, 09:51:27 PM
That is not the correct option d.
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: dyslexic on June 24, 2011, 10:56:04 PM
Did I miss something?
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: Papper on June 25, 2011, 05:45:15 AM
I'm confused, is it before or after I took the viagra?
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: King Shizzo on June 25, 2011, 05:46:48 AM
well if its while we were in bed..........  The body stays warm for a little while  ;)
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: makaveli25 on June 25, 2011, 07:27:09 AM
People complain when someone starts an mma thread on this board. Idiotic threads like this are okay though.  ::)
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: Tre on June 25, 2011, 07:41:37 AM
Quote from: makaveli25 on June 25, 2011, 07:27:09 AM
People complain when someone starts an mma thread on this board. Idiotic threads like this are okay though.  ::)

It's a GetBig thing. You wouldn't understand. 
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: Tapeworm on June 25, 2011, 08:14:44 AM
It would be hard not to take that a little personally.
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: HTexan on June 25, 2011, 09:10:07 AM
Quote from: makaveli25 on June 25, 2011, 07:27:09 AM
People complain when someone starts an mma thread on this board. Idiotic threads like this are okay though.  ::)
Stfu you tapoutter flaming bitch.  :D
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 25, 2011, 09:47:25 AM
Quote from: shizzo81 on June 25, 2011, 05:46:48 AM
well if its while we were in bed..........  The body stays warm for a little while  ;)
Make sure you're done before rigor mortis sets in...
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: andreisdaman on June 25, 2011, 09:49:56 AM
Quote from: Tre on June 24, 2011, 09:46:41 PM
What's the most proper protocol?

a) crack one off the moment you find out she's dead
b) grieve for a couple days, then crack one off after the funeral
c) mourn her loss like a little bitch and never even bust one in her memory
d) hit it in the morgue/funeral home

option D if she dies in front of you...hit it then tell the police she died afterwards from the trauma ;)
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: dyslexic on June 25, 2011, 09:58:36 AM
Reminds me of that movie "Employee of the Month" with Matt Dillon and Steve Zhan
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: D_1000 on June 26, 2011, 03:02:47 AM
Quote from: makaveli25 on June 25, 2011, 07:27:09 AM
People complain when someone starts an mma thread on this board. Idiotic threads like this are okay though.  ::)

Learn to build muscle, girly man.
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: outby43 on June 26, 2011, 04:30:54 AM
Quote from: dutchguy on June 25, 2011, 09:47:25 AM
Make sure you're done before rigor mortis sets in...

wouldn't that make the bitch tighter?
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: jeremiah ulq on June 26, 2011, 06:18:53 AM
Some people beg to be bitch slapped.
Title: Re: Girl dies right before you were going to sleep with her for 1st time
Post by: basil on June 26, 2011, 11:26:54 AM
Make the best of a bad situation and poke her while she's still warm and pliable.