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Title: Lines in movies that made you lol
Post by: Butterbean on June 28, 2011, 09:58:38 AM

Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed.
Tony Giardino: Shhh!
Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.
Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!

Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

Title: Re: Lines in movies that made you lol
Post by: w8m8 on June 28, 2011, 10:35:25 AM

Monty Python and The Holy Grail

 ;D



God: “What are you doing now?
King Arthur: “Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: “Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!





Sir Lancelot: “We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: “I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: “Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: “Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: “No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: “Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: “No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: “Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: “No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: “I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: “Am not.

Title: Re: Lines in movies that made you lol
Post by: Mr. Magoo on June 28, 2011, 01:08:50 PM

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

Title: Re: Lines in movies that made you lol
Post by: Dos Equis on June 29, 2011, 04:40:02 PM

Not exactly a line, but I laugh out loud every time I watch this:

Title: Re: Lines in movies that made you lol
Post by: newmom on June 29, 2011, 04:57:45 PM

Erin Brokovich

Ed: What makes you think you can go in there and get what we need

Erin; Their called boobs ED


 ;D

Lawyer (theresa): We're gonna have to spend some time filling your holes in your research

Erin: Don't talk to me like I'm an idiot

Lawyer: I think we got off on the wrong foot

Erin: That's all you got is two wrong feet and ugly fucking shoes


Client: A you a lawyer

Erin: Hell no, I hate lawyers, I just work for one.

Title: Re: Lines in movies that made you lol
Post by: Bindare_Dundat on July 02, 2011, 12:26:49 AM

(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/WeirdScience19.jpg)

"You have a Pershing missle in your living room, Chip."



(http://goremaster.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Chet_Donnelly_Weird_Science.jpg)

"Chet. My name is Chet and I didn't think it was whales dick honey."

Title: Re: Lines in movies that made you lol
Post by: trapz101 on July 02, 2011, 04:25:52 AM

Total Recall (just watched it again this evening lol)
Arnold: hahaha...you think i'm the real doug?? it is !! (bang bang)

Pulp fiction
Samuel l jackson : DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH????

Title: Re: Lines in movies that made you lol
Post by: Andy Griffin on July 09, 2011, 02:32:22 PM

Quote from: Bindare_Dundat on July 02, 2011, 12:26:49 AM

(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/WeirdScience19.jpg)

"You have a Pershing missle in your living room, Chip."



(http://goremaster.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Chet_Donnelly_Weird_Science.jpg)

"Chet. My name is Chet and I didn't think it was whales dick honey."

I liked the bathroom scene where Wyatt yelled, "Gary was just takin' a shit!!"  mainly because it caught me off guard when I first saw it.