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Title: Hoihoi Tatea - Apple-flavored horse semen shots
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 04, 2011, 03:07:25 PM
A pub in Wellington, New Zealand, has caused quite a stir after it decided to serve apple-flavored horse semen shots to its customers.

Steven Drummond, co-owner of the Green Man Pub, in Wellington, was looking for a new drink as the entry for the nationwide 14th annual Monteith’s Beer & Wild Food Challenge, when he realized the sperm harvested from a nearby Christchurch stallion farm would make a fine choice. Add some apple flavor and voila, you have the most disgusting shot ever served in a bar. And the weirdest thing is people actually pay big money to try it. If someone paid you to drink horse semen, I’d (kind of) understand, but when you’re the one paying $20 for a shot of the stuff, you have a problem.

According to Green Man Pub chef, Jason Varley, the horse semen drink known as “Hoihoi tatea” is particularly preferred by the female clientele. Most ladies down the stuff and afterwards make jokes about going home and getting their husbands to eat grass, or about the possibility of their children being born with long faces. Varley admits he tried horse semen himself and claims it tastes “ok”, “like custard”, but says it’s not very popular with men, in general.
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Post by: Army of One on July 04, 2011, 03:09:52 PM
NZMM will charge 10$ for a shot of Sheep semen, but it will have to be provided via Snowballing.
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Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 04, 2011, 03:11:55 PM
I like custard, so maybe I like this  ???
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Post by: Army of One on July 04, 2011, 03:14:23 PM
I like custard, so maybe I like this  ???

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-01-04/1262582739347.gif
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Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 04, 2011, 03:30:51 PM
is that a chick with the horse?

that is the tail end of the "extraction" stage, when the semen is most anabolic and most tasteful, normally the discharge is captured in a cheese cloth bucket and quickly placed in a fridge.
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on July 04, 2011, 03:32:54 PM
thats like 16 inches of penetration there will be internal bleeding for sure hahahahhaha
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Post by: #1 Klaus fan on July 04, 2011, 03:33:12 PM
is that a chick with the horse?

I see dick/ball piercings. So not hot at all.  :-\
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Post by: Swede! on July 04, 2011, 03:33:32 PM
thats like 16 inches of penetration there will be internal bleeding for sure hahahahhaha

isnt that the dude that died or something lol
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Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 04, 2011, 03:37:51 PM
isnt that the dude that died or something lol

he died having a good time, what else can we ask for ?
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Post by: Swede! on July 04, 2011, 03:45:04 PM
Whats the perfect way to get a shitload of free publicity?

Make a horse semen shot.

= Profit.
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Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 04, 2011, 03:47:03 PM
Whats the perfect way to get a shitload of free publicity?

Make a horse semen shot.

= Profit.

and cut down on the costs further by the old bait and switch  ;) 
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Post by: dr.chimps on July 04, 2011, 03:49:18 PM
he died having a good time, what else can we ask for ?
Uh, how about not having a horse cock shoved up our ass!?     ???
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Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 04, 2011, 04:00:13 PM
Yup. We're definitely in " last days ". Let the asteroid hit. I don't give a fuck anymore.
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Post by: Boost on July 04, 2011, 04:06:44 PM
isnt that the dude that died or something lol
"Mr Hands"

During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon and later died of his injuries.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
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Post by: kiwiol on July 04, 2011, 04:10:23 PM
How many GB'ers are on expedia right now booking a flight to New Zealand?

Kiwi...speak on this.

That's nzmm territory, lol.

I'd rather drink bleach :-X
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Post by: cephissus on July 04, 2011, 04:11:04 PM
he died because he was too ashamed to go to a doctor and reveal the details of his equine trysts, as these were not known to his family at the time.

 ::)
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Post by: kiwiol on July 04, 2011, 04:12:01 PM
"Mr Hands"

During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon and later died of his injuries.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

He was mislead - word is that he read online that it's like a deep tissue massage, only inside the anus

he died because he was too ashamed to go to a doctor and reveal the details of his equine trysts, as these were not known to his family at the time.

 ::)

Well, man is supposed to ride horses, not the other way around
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Post by: el numero uno on July 04, 2011, 04:14:20 PM
Why someone in his right mind would drink that thing?  :-\
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Post by: Army of One on July 04, 2011, 04:15:01 PM
I wonder if he is the only man in human history to die from a horses cock?The worlds such a fucked up place it probably isnt the only case
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Post by: pedro01 on July 04, 2011, 06:37:06 PM
thats like 16 inches of penetration there will be internal bleeding for sure hahahahhaha

Yup & that's how the man in question "Mr Hands" met his demise.
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Post by: WillGrant on July 04, 2011, 09:54:07 PM
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-01-04/1262582739347.gif
;D
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Post by: chris-a on July 05, 2011, 12:58:49 AM
he died because he was too ashamed to go to a doctor and reveal the details of his equine trysts, as these were not known to his family at the time.

 ::)


hahahaha! no shit!
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Post by: King Shizzo on July 05, 2011, 10:54:40 AM
Yup. We're definitely in " last days ". Let the asteroid hit. I don't give a fuck anymore.
You ain't kiddin. Holy shit we have hit the bottom of the barrel.  Who comes up with this shit? " hey I like semen, and I like the taste of apples, why not combine the two!"  ::)
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 05, 2011, 10:59:57 AM
He was mislead - word is that he read online that it's like a deep tissue massage, only inside the anus

Well, man is supposed to ride horses, not the other way around
you seem to be an expert in man horse cock affairs
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Post by: Parker on July 05, 2011, 11:05:38 AM
I wonder if he is the only man in human history to die from a horses cock?The worlds such a fucked up place it probably isnt the only case
No he's not. Unfortunately, men are more likely to engage in such acts than women are...
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Post by: kiwiol on July 05, 2011, 11:21:17 AM
you seem to be an expert in man horse cock affairs

Yeah, I read all about it in your website Q&A
Title: Re: Hoihoi Tatea - Apple-flavored horse semen shots
Post by: Captain Equipoise on July 05, 2011, 11:28:05 AM
The real scary thought is , the guy that died was a Boeing engineer... LOL, WTF?!!
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Post by: #1 Klaus fan on July 05, 2011, 01:06:33 PM
No he's not. Unfortunately, men are more likely to engage in such acts than women are...

Are you sure? I've seen many women being fucked by dogs etc. but no men. Also it was discovered in research that women get more excited than men watching other animals mate. I believe that the right situation with the right state of mind (hormones etc. you know how women get affected by all that shit in their brain?) women can get turned on by just about anything.
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Post by: affeman on July 05, 2011, 01:08:50 PM
Basically it's not more disgusting than milk or any other milk product.
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Post by: Army of One on July 05, 2011, 01:20:11 PM
The real scary thought is , the guy that died was a Boeing engineer... LOL, WTF?!!


Maybe the interaction with the horse was to simulate a jet in a wind tunnel?
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Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 05, 2011, 03:01:27 PM
Basically it's not more disgusting than milk or any other milk product.

really - so when you have a mouth full of sperm you say..."mmmm milk spunk does the body good" ??
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Post by: dr.chimps on July 05, 2011, 03:27:42 PM
really - so when you have a mouth full of sperm you say..."mmmm milk spunk does the body good" ??
Got spunk?     :-X
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Post by: affeman on July 05, 2011, 03:51:56 PM
really - so when you have a mouth full of sperm you say..."mmmm milk spunk does the body good" ??

The sperm is squeezed outta a horse's cock, the milk is squeezed outta the udder of a cow. Don't know what's more disgusting from a medical and ethical standpoint?

When u eat a steak you're chewing on a piece of flesh cut outta a bull's ass, and when it comes to horse semen you're pissing your pants? Any kind of food is disgusting if you think about it.
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Post by: el numero uno on July 05, 2011, 04:58:13 PM
"Mr Hands"

During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon and later died of his injuries.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

 :-X
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Post by: The Grim Lifter on July 05, 2011, 05:01:31 PM
They were going to sell Sheep Semen but everyone was getting it for free anyway
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Post by: Parker on July 05, 2011, 05:17:50 PM
Are you sure? I've seen many women being fucked by dogs etc. but no men. Also it was discovered in research that women get more excited than men watching other animals mate. I believe that the right situation with the right state of mind (hormones etc. you know how women get affected by all that shit in their brain?) women can get turned on by just about anything.
The reason why, is the doggy,horsey shit is a man's fantasy...but, more men are more willing to engaged either being screwed or screwing the pooch, so to speak...go take stroll at some of those forums...and you'll see that bbers are normal compared to those fuckers. There was a youtube vid of a couple who was screwing a shetland pony...the guy didn't think he was gay having a male horse screw him.

There is also a cave painting in which you can clearly see the intention of one man upon a horse...


Basically, man will fuck anything...
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Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 06, 2011, 06:35:11 PM
 :D
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Post by: PJim on July 06, 2011, 07:24:17 PM
*tbombz speeds to the nearest airport*
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 07, 2011, 01:03:18 AM
*tbombz speeds to the nearest airport*
you know it!