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Title: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: w8m8 on July 07, 2011, 04:13:44 PM
Jesus, crazy video; why did the guy filming give them all guns anyway?


Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 07, 2011, 04:16:01 PM
Why did the camera man feel the need to shake the camera like a Dummy to try and make it seem "real" is the question. The cameraman gave it away within Seconds.


wait, you do understand that its fake right?
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Kulutues on July 07, 2011, 04:18:07 PM
omg!!!
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: wes on July 07, 2011, 04:19:18 PM
Looks like Dr. Chimps is on a tequila kick again!!  ;D
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: bradistani on July 07, 2011, 04:20:57 PM
Jesus, crazy video; why did the guy filming give them all guns anyway?




i think you already know why, don't ya ?  ;) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: TrueGrit on July 07, 2011, 04:37:07 PM
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Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: theheman on July 07, 2011, 04:39:13 PM
That's the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.  Monkey see, monkey do.
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: kiwiol on July 07, 2011, 04:40:01 PM
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Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: w8m8 on July 07, 2011, 04:44:39 PM
Why did the camera man feel the need to shake the camera like a Dummy to try and make it seem "real" is the question. The cameraman gave it away within Seconds.


wait, you do understand that its fake right?

have you enlarged it slowed it down and looked at it closely ?
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: EL Mariachi on July 07, 2011, 04:46:34 PM
Jesus, crazy video; why did the guy filming give them all guns anyway?






hahaha i win
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 07, 2011, 04:55:04 PM
have you enlarged it slowed it down and looked at it closely ?

its Extremly obvious. But not to non "technical" people I guess. And an Ak doesnt even sound like that and would be ALOT louder from that distance lol.
And if it was real you think the camera man would stick around waiting for the perfect ending to the video when the monkey raises its arms? THINK. And you dont find is strange that a random gerilla squad or whatever its called randomly has a HD camera on hand?
Its almost shocking how easly people are fooled. And kinda frightening


Whats next? this? lol





whats the name of the lastest obvious fake that is SHOCKING that people cant notice it, a guy that gets interviewed catches a baseball that is about to hit the reporters head..

edit* here it is



even though its OBVIOUS for anyone with a set of eyes that the original ball goes forward and then all of a sudden Another ball goes to the side. people Still dont notice it. Now if they bothered editing away the original ball which would have taken a good 15 sec it would be alot better, but not even that is needed to fool the average dummy lol
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 07, 2011, 04:57:09 PM
Jesus, crazy video; why did the guy filming give them all guns anyway?




It's been a few hours since Chimps posted.......now we know why ;D
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: makaveli25 on July 07, 2011, 05:10:28 PM
Ya that looked real  ::)
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 07, 2011, 05:13:59 PM
Ya that looked real  ::)

Its SHOCKING isn't it lol.

And notice how the camera pans away when its obvious the chimp doesnt know how to hold a gun (ofc it doesnt) and when it pans back hes holding it perfectly. Because a human on the set helped him place it.. You can also tell him the chimp makes eye contact with the person thats walking up to it (not camera man) thats going to help him with the gun.

I need to start making videos like this if its that fucking simple to fool the MAJORITY lol
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: w8m8 on July 07, 2011, 05:34:22 PM
Swede .. my question was a question .. not saying anything about what I think


I was curious if you ( or anyone here ) had a way to slow it down enlarge it and take some screen caps .. I figured PT would tell me about what an AK47 sounds like .. I was curious to see frame by frame type stills
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 07, 2011, 05:35:43 PM
Swede .. my question was a question .. not saying anything about what I think


I was curious if you ( or anyone here ) had a way to slow it down enlarge it and take some screen caps .. I figured PT would tell me about what an AK47 sounds like .. I was curious to see frame by frame type stills

why? sound and the shake of the gun is edited in, but you wont be able to tell anything from stills =)
Sound/random shake of camera/how the camera man stays when there is a monkey shooting a damn AK and everyone runs/how the monkey raises its arms and how convenient that was to get on the video/ eye contact monkey makes with the guy thats going to place the gun correctly in his arms.

All of those things are giveaways
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: w8m8 on July 07, 2011, 05:39:07 PM
why? sound and the shake of the gun is edited in, but you wont be able to tell anything from stills =)

how can you tell they are editted in ?
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 07, 2011, 05:40:14 PM
how can you tell they are editted in ?

because the monkey isn't firing shit. and its a easy job.

you can also tell the shots fired doesnt "connect" anywhere, not in the ground or anything.

miiiiiight be possible that its a prop gun that shot blanks but since the sound of the shots seems to be exaxtly the same level when hes stading next to it and a bit back I would say no
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: tweeter on July 07, 2011, 05:45:41 PM
The comments on Youtube say this is a scene from the new Planet of the Apes movie.
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 07, 2011, 05:47:30 PM
The comments on Youtube say this is a scene from the new Planet of the Apes movie.

if thats true considiring their budget Its strange that they didnt bother making it seems like the bullets at least connected to the ground or something, I guess we're not supposed to look at it over and over again lol.

I guess "20th century fox Research library" should give it away right away lol
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
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Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: makaveli25 on July 07, 2011, 07:00:46 PM
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Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: roccoginge on July 07, 2011, 07:09:25 PM
Even if it's fake, it's hilarious.
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Dokey111 on July 07, 2011, 07:32:06 PM
if thats true considiring their budget Its strange that they didnt bother making it seems like the bullets at least connected to the ground or something, I guess we're not supposed to look at it over and over again lol.

I guess "20th century fox Research library" should give it away right away lol

Jesus dude fucking relax already.  Nobody thought it was real, but thanks for driving it into the ground anyway.  Stay the fuck away from me at parties.
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: sean on July 07, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
im not an expert, but from the sound of the shots, those sound like movie blanks and not real rounds. theres a lot more of a "slap" when real bullets are let loose...
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 07, 2011, 09:34:54 PM
They all look the same to THE BEEF.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: pillowtalk on July 08, 2011, 01:45:01 AM
so you're saying the pussy flaps look like roast beef right beef?

I looked at the vid a few times, & the Chimp is definitely firing the AK, but they were blanks for sure, there was no dirt kicked up right in front of the chairs where the mussel was aimed.

As for the sound quality, it would depend on the type of video camera used, & the mic unit it had.
I will make an educated guess that, seeing as they were sub-Sahara someplace, that it was a cheap one.
So the sound is not an issue.
However they were blanks 100% for sure.

Even those dopey, sub 79 IQ, fuckers would not give a chimp an AK with LIVE rounds!!
Funny fucking video though, I would like to see a legit one of that nature  ;)   ;D

As for the comments under the vid, suggesting it was from the new 'planet of the Apes' movie, are you on crack??
You do know that any wanker, with an itra-web connection can write that shit, you do know this right, OMFG!!
Unless the CEO from 'Warner bros' was bored during his lunch break, fuck off!!  ::)

PT

Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: pillowtalk on July 08, 2011, 02:10:39 AM
Here is an AK (with a larger 40-round clip) on full auto with LIVE rounds, ironically with another Monkey firing it, LOL
The sound is bang on for an AK, but that was filmed in the states on, I would wager a state of the art camera & mic unit.

Also blanks will not sound the same, as you do not have a 7.62mm round leaving the mussel, which will alter the sound it makes as the air is displaced.




PT


Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: w8m8 on July 08, 2011, 02:35:31 AM
Here is an AK (with a larger 40-round clip) on full auto with LIVE rounds, ironically with another Monkey firing it, LOL
The sound is bang on for an AK, but that was filmed in the states on, I would wager a state of the art camera & mic unit.

Also blanks will not sound the same, as you do not have a 7.62mm round leaving the mussel, which will alter the sound it makes as the air is displaced.




PT





LOL

and thank you

Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
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Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 08, 2011, 04:13:10 AM
Jesus dude fucking relax already.  Nobody thought it was real, but thanks for driving it into the ground anyway.  Stay the fuck away from me at parties.

Person that started the thread thought it was real. I helped. Calm down I hope Im not affecting your life too much  ::)
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: w8m8 on July 08, 2011, 04:22:43 AM
Person that started the thread thought it was real. I helped. Calm down I hope Im not affecting your life too much  ::)

I never said any such thing  :-\




PT explained and provided a video of what I wanted
I wanted a solid opinion that I can use during my break today when the conversation arises ... a free lunch is on line  :D
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 08, 2011, 04:23:48 AM
I never said any such thing  :-\




PT explained and provided a video of what I wanted
I wanted a solid opinion that I can use during my break today when the conversation arises ... a free lunch is on line  :D

That title combines with the "Jesus, crazy video; why did the guy filming give them all guns anyway?" you thought it was real. Its Ok though. Now you know better  ;D
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: w8m8 on July 08, 2011, 04:28:15 AM
That title combines with the "Jesus, crazy video; why did the guy filming give them all guns anyway?" you thought it was real. Its Ok though. Now you know better  ;D

The "joke" bit was in the word "ALL" .. sorry it went over your head  :D

the title of VIDEO OF CHIMP SHOOTING A GUN WITH BLANKS really would have sucked


Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: pillowtalk on July 08, 2011, 04:30:47 AM
That title combines with the "Jesus, crazy video; why did the guy filming give them all guns anyway?" you thought it was real. Its Ok though. Now you know better  ;D

I THOUGHT SWEDES WERE SUPPOSED TO SPEAK VERY GOOD ENGLISH.
Guess you missed out on schooling, huh??

Fuck off you little cretin, you have been told what was in the vid by GETBIG's resident fire-arms specialist.
Like you know what an AK sounds like, because you have put so many rounds down range next to a guy firing one  ::)
It's a done deal, now as said "fuck off"

PT
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 08, 2011, 04:40:40 AM
I THOUGHT SWEDES WERE SUPPOSED TO SPEAK VERY GOOD ENGLISH.
Guess you missed out on schooling, huh??

Fuck off you little cretin, you have been told what was in the vid by GETBIG's resident fire-arms specialist.
Like you know what an AK sounds like, because you have put so many rounds down range next to a guy firing one  ::)
It's a done deal, now as said "fuck off"

PT

An ak wouldn't make that exact same sound from both close by and behind the person shooting. Hence its edited in afterwards. Would also be louder.

Now I know why sev loves to provoke you, doesn't take alot now does it? lol

and why do you add "pt" after your post? you do know how forums work do you?  lol
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 08, 2011, 04:51:08 AM
The guy moved what, 3/4 ft max, Louder?? not with blacks you little fuck-wit.
Why would you need to edit the sound in when the Chimp was firing the weapon, think before you drink, before you post.
& you are an expert are you?? stood next to an AK being fired?? fired one your-self?? or are we going on what you have heard in movies??
Now as said "fuck off"

PT


the chimp didnt fire the gun you fucking dummy
Just because you have penetrated yourself in the ass with an ak doesn't make you any sort of expert lol
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: pillowtalk on July 08, 2011, 04:53:20 AM
An ak wouldn't make that exact same sound from both close by and behind the person shooting. Hence its edited in afterwards. Would also be louder.

Blah blah blah blah blah, I have no clue what the fuck I am talking about, etc.

The guy moved what, 3/4 ft max, Louder?? not with blacks you little fuck-wit.
Why would you need to edit the sound in when the Chimp was firing the weapon, think before you drink, before you post.
& you are an expert are you?? stood next to an AK being fired?? fired one your-self?? where you in Iraq in 2004/5/6?? been to Afghanistan & had an AK fired directly at you, kicking up stones right next to you?? or are we going on what you have heard in movies??
Now as said "fuck off"

PT
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 08, 2011, 04:55:04 AM
now you're repeating yourself lol. Just walk away and calm down haha.
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: pillowtalk on July 08, 2011, 05:09:34 AM
now you're repeating yourself lol. Just walk away and calm down haha.

Yeah the Chimp didn't fire the gun, because there was no cordite / powder smoke at all was there  ::) God you are as thick as shite.
Calm as a church mouse here mate.
Why do little wankers like you think this shit winds people up??
I just like to put people who talk shit on subjects they know fuck all about, straight.

Consider your self put straight.  ;)

This is the sound of me going to find Sebastian, to play with.

C YA - wanker.

PT

Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 08, 2011, 05:17:18 AM
Yeah Its impossible to edit in gunsmoke when the budget of the movie is 100+ million lol. (only takes at most 5 min afterall dumbo)

Just stop since you obviously have No clue about video either nor Guns lol.
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: pillowtalk on July 08, 2011, 05:20:28 AM
Yeah Its impossible to edit in gunsmoke when the budget of the movie is 100+ million lol. (only takes at most 5 min afterall dumbo)

Just stop haha

Look again.
20 seconds in - see the bolt going back & forth making the AK do the same in the Chimps arms, guess they edited that in also  ;)
Give it up you got a spanking from your elder, it happens.

PT
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 08, 2011, 05:22:10 AM
Look again.
20 seconds in - see the bolt going back & forth making the AK do the same in the Chimps arms, guess they edited that in also  ;)
Give it up you got a spanking from your elder, it happens.

PT

And thats Impossible with editing? Man you're grasping lol
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: pillowtalk on July 08, 2011, 05:24:15 AM
And thats Impossible with editing? Man you're grasping lol

Bye....................
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 08, 2011, 05:24:54 AM
Bye....................

Im glad you're leaving. You should read some editing book and then some book on guns lol
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: wes mantooth on July 08, 2011, 06:00:51 AM
i saw a truck transform into a robot that spoke english today.....

real? its mouth moved when it talked and everything! ::)
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 08, 2011, 06:08:39 AM
i saw a truck transform into a robot that spoke english today.....

real? its mouth moved when it talked and everything! ::)

"it's fucking real! I own and drive a truck!! do you!?!?!?" - pillowtalk

 ;D
Title: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 08, 2011, 02:58:37 PM
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: wes on July 08, 2011, 02:59:48 PM
Welcome to yesterday!
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 08, 2011, 03:01:36 PM
Welcome to yesterday!

well I havent seen it.


...WOW!  :o Im glad no one died?
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: w8m8 on July 08, 2011, 03:29:26 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: The True Adonis on July 08, 2011, 03:30:24 PM
well I havent seen it.


...WOW!  :o Im glad no one died?
Are you really this stupid?  Do you not realize what this video is for?
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: TrueGrit on July 08, 2011, 03:35:06 PM
I'm getting worried about these Russian missiles in Cuba..wtf is gonna happen?
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Tre on July 08, 2011, 03:37:28 PM

They look like Michele Bachmann supporters.
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 08, 2011, 03:46:17 PM
LOL

 ;D
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 08, 2011, 03:47:10 PM
Are you really this stupid?  Do you not realize what this video is for?

Showing how crappy their gerilla army is? I wonder who let the video out. I bet they fucked him up!
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: funk51 on July 08, 2011, 03:48:25 PM

monkey see monkey do. this reminds me of a 3 stooges clip from bird in the hand when an ape goes bezerk with a machine gun.
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: The True Adonis on July 08, 2011, 03:59:15 PM
Showing how crappy their gerilla army is? I wonder who let the video out. I bet they fucked him up!
Its a staged fake video to promote the new Planet of the Apes movie as is all the videos from that channel. 

How are all of you so easily taken in?  ???
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Andy Griffin on July 08, 2011, 04:00:57 PM
Its a staged fake video to promote the new Planet of the Apes movie as is all the videos from that channel. 

How are all of you so easily taken in?  ???

It's as bad as the people adding the "news" that Facebook will start charging as their "status"  IT WAS ON THE NEWS!!  oh, brother...
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: TrueGrit on July 08, 2011, 04:02:20 PM
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Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 08, 2011, 06:53:31 PM
Its a staged fake video to promote the new Planet of the Apes movie as is all the videos from that channel. 

How are all of you so easily taken in?  ???

Looked like something from my nabe.   Very convincing. 
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 09, 2011, 04:43:33 AM
Its a staged fake video to promote the new Planet of the Apes movie as is all the videos from that channel. 

How are all of you so easily taken in?  ???

Bullshit! They wouldnt risk those peoples lives for a movie promo!
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Megalodon on July 09, 2011, 08:49:05 AM
Bullshit! They wouldnt risk those peoples lives for a movie promo!

So true, and where would a movie studio ever get a video camera to even film such a promo?

Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 09, 2011, 08:52:24 AM

So true, and where would a movie studio ever get a video camera to even film such a promo?



and a filmstudio would never allow this type of unsafe behaviour to promote a film!
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: jaejonna on July 09, 2011, 09:15:07 AM
hahaha that was funny fake or not
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 09, 2011, 10:14:08 AM
hahaha that was funny fake or not

I HAVE BEEN SHOOTING AK'S SINCE I WAS 4 YEARA OLD. DONT FUCKING TELL ME ITS FAKE. ITS AS REAL AS IT GETS!!!
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: pillowtalk on July 09, 2011, 10:29:39 AM
I HAVE BEEN SHOOTING AK'S SINCE I WAS 4 YEARA OLD. DONT FUCKING TELL ME ITS FAKE. ITS AS REAL AS IT GETS!!!

I hate to reurn to this topic, but................
They were blanks, there was no dirt kicked up where the rounds should have hit.
& the Chimp was firing the AK 100%  ;)

PT
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Doug_Steele on July 09, 2011, 10:32:19 AM
So, Jane Goodall taught the Chimp's how to use some guns? What is the big deal?  ???
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 09, 2011, 10:33:01 AM
I hate to reurn to this topic, but................
They were blanks, there was no dirt kicked up where the rounds should have hit.
& the Chimp was firing the AK 100%  ;)

PT

Supersonic rounds doesnt create dirt kickup. they littarly peneterate the earth at such a speed that the dirt doesnt have time to react . trust me I know  ;D
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: pillowtalk on July 09, 2011, 10:41:09 AM
Supersonic rounds doesnt create dirt kickup. they littarly peneterate the earth at such a speed that the dirt doesnt have time to react . trust me I know  ;D

I that so?? 600 rounds per min at 2329 feet per second.
No sign of the rounds connecting??



Kay!!

PT
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 09, 2011, 10:42:19 AM
I that so?? 600 rounds per min at 2329 feet per second.
No sign of the rounds connecting??



Kay!!

PT

lol. Thats a movie viral for the new movie "Dirt kickup 2011"  super fake  ;D
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: pillowtalk on July 09, 2011, 10:47:05 AM
I HAVE BEEN SHOOTING AK'S SINCE I WAS 4 YEARA OLD. DONT FUCKING TELL ME ITS FAKE. ITS AS REAL AS IT GETS!!!

Mate if you could hold an Ak at age 4, I will eat a kg of my own shit.

PT
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 09, 2011, 10:48:14 AM
Mate if you could hold an Ak at age 4, I will eat a kg of my own shit.

PT

Im just messing around for fuck sake   ;D
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: pillowtalk on July 09, 2011, 10:53:23 AM
Im just messing around for fuck sake   ;D

I would call it talking out of your ass in various threads.
But that is just IMO  ;)

PT
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 09, 2011, 11:05:52 AM
I would call it talking out of your ass in various threads.
But that is just IMO  ;)

PT

I might Almost agree that hes firing blanks. Either they got lucky, or it took alot of takes. Because if they monkey would have raised the angle of the gun it would would have faced Them straight on,  aand then they would have to re-shoot everything. Since its obviously planned for them to run and not to play dead.. So thats the first thing.
Second this is  The incredible high noise that I would assume would freak a monkey the fuck out. But maby not if they're trained I guess?
And the noise seem to be always at the Exact same pitch? (and since they camera man is moving it should Slightly change at least?) If I really cared I would download the clip, open in vegas video and see for myself, but Im too lazy.

The editing process for that would be super easy though, Just mask the gun and move it sligly back/forward for a few frames, add muzzle flash and sound =)
And that would probably be easier then making him shoot bland and not aim At the "soldiers" but only below.  And since its made in a professional film studio they would rock that shit witnin a minute. So I dunno
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Megalodon on July 09, 2011, 11:32:15 AM
So, Jane Goodall taught the Chimp's how to use some guns? What is the big deal?  ???

As much as I appreciate Ms. Goodall's early research I find her later slide into chimp weapon instruction problematic. >:(
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on July 09, 2011, 11:55:10 AM
As much as I appreciate Ms. Goodall's early research I find her later slide into chimp weapon instruction problematic. >:(

It was unfortunately a necessary evil given that poachers were becoming increasingly aggressive.
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Hugo Chavez on July 09, 2011, 11:57:13 AM
well I havent seen it.


...WOW!  :o Im glad no one died?
dumb fuckers gave it to him, I would have lol'd if the chimp mowed them all down...
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: The True Adonis on July 09, 2011, 03:48:11 PM
Bullshit! They wouldnt risk those peoples lives for a movie promo!

OMFFFFG you are dense.  They didn`t give a chimp anything that fires or even could be used as a weapon.  Again, these are all promotional videos for the new movie Rise of the Planet of the Apes.  This is not "archived footage".  Why don`t you go to the Rise of the Planet of the Apes movie website or just simply read the Youtube Name the videos came from.

Are you really that easily manipulated?
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 09, 2011, 03:49:14 PM
OMFFFFG you are dense.  They didn`t give a chimp anything that fires or even could be used as a weapon.  Again, these are all promotional videos for the new movie Rise of the Planet of the Apes.  This is not "archived footage".  Why don`t you go to the Rise of the Planet of the Apes movie website or just simply read the Youtube Name the videos came from.

Are you really that easily manipulated?

if you read the First thread about this video you would understand that Im OFC joking. I was the first person to point out thats its Obviously fake. Even before anything happends the camer shaking gives it away.
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: The True Adonis on July 09, 2011, 03:49:36 PM
lol. Thats a movie viral for the new movie "Dirt kickup 2011"  super fake  ;D
You dumbfuck, what do you think the videos of the Ape were?  They are a movie viral for Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 09, 2011, 03:51:31 PM
You dumbfuck, what do you think the videos of the Ape were?  They are a movie viral for Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

lol. your sacarsm meter doesn't work like with most americans, Thats the problem
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: The True Adonis on July 09, 2011, 03:51:38 PM
if you read the First thread about this video you would understand that Im OFC joking.
No you were not, its obvious you wished to believe it to be real.  Some others were just as fooled as you, like Hugo Chavez.  I find it highly amusing.
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 09, 2011, 03:52:47 PM
No you were not, its obvious you wished to believe it to be real.  Some others were just as fooled as you, like Hugo Chavez.  I find it highly amusing.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=388174.msg5446902#msg5446902

you're not as smart as you think lol.

Its OBVIOUS huh? haha

how does it feel to get owned and be proven 100% wrong?  ;D
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: The True Adonis on July 09, 2011, 03:59:03 PM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=388174.msg5446902#msg5446902

you're not as smart as you think lol.

Its OBVIOUS huh? haha

how does it feel to get owned and be proven 100% wrong?  ;D
I didn`t realize whom you were since you changed your name.  With that said, Swede, you have been a little misguided on some issues which caused you to choose fiction over fact initially.  I don`t doubt that at first viewing you may have thought this to be the real McCoy. Anyways, I am glad you cleared up this situation, although you cannot speak for the others who were easily taken in.
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 09, 2011, 04:03:41 PM
I didn`t realize whom you were since you changed your name.  With that said, Swede, you have been a little misguided on some issues which caused you to choose fiction over fact initially.  I don`t doubt that at first viewing you may have thought this to be the real McCoy. Anyways, I am glad you cleared up this situation, although you cannot speak for the others who were easily taken in.

Its in the decription and udner the avatar though  ;D

Its its kinda sad how easily people are fooled actually. Just the random for no reason camera shaking (combined with Great quality video) gave it away before it even started for me at least. so within the first 5 sec of the First viewing I knew at least..
And if its one thing im great at its spotting fakes


here is another one thats fooling almost Everyone. Besides the feeling of fake, If people would just (you would assume they would) LOOK at the ball, its obvious that the original ball keeps going forward and the ball thats editing in goes the other direction



EVEN now with the function that votes up the comments so even the most stupid people get a chance to see whats going on, they STILL dont get it/read it Nothing.

Can you imagine all the shit that fools people during a presidential campaign if people are this easily fooled. shocking.
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: The True Adonis on July 09, 2011, 04:05:06 PM
Its in the decription and udner the avatar though  ;D

Its its kinda sad how easily people are fooled actually. Just the random for no reason camera shaking (combined with Great quality video) gave it away before it even started for me at least.
And if its one thing im great at its spotting fakes


here is another one thats fooling almost Everyone. Besides the feeling of fake, If people would just (you would assume they would) LOOK at the ball, its obvious that the original ball keeps going forward and the ball thats editing in goes the otehr direction


That one is real.
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 09, 2011, 04:06:46 PM
That one is real.

lol. stop it.  you can even tell by the "gillette" ads in the background who did it.
Original ball keeps going forward and then a new ball appears out of nowhere lol.
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: The True Adonis on July 09, 2011, 04:13:06 PM
lol. stop it.  you can even tell by the "gillette" ads in the background who did it.
Original ball keeps going forward and then a new ball appears out of nowhere lol.
I was kidding.  Why were you so easily fooled?  ;)
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 09, 2011, 04:15:12 PM
I was kidding.  Why were you so easily fooled?  ;)

I know hence the "lol. stop it"

the rest was to explain for the people that wont understand that you're kidding  ;D

then again, I can never be sure with americanos so you might not have been kidding lol.
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: The True Adonis on July 09, 2011, 04:20:22 PM
I know hence the "lol. stop it"

the rest was to explain for the people that wont understand that you're kidding  ;D

then again, I can never be sure with americanos so you might not have been kidding lol.
I wasn`t.
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 09, 2011, 04:22:21 PM
I wasn`t.

OMG I KNEW IT!!!


etc etc etc


 ::) ::)


*fooled again*

 ;D
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: bradistani on July 10, 2011, 10:31:45 AM
more chimps with guns

(http://img.daqi.com/upload/slidepic/2007-09-27/20_1190862135_1630315.jpg)

(http://img.daqi.com/upload/slidepic/2007-09-27/14_1190862135_1630315.jpg)

(http://img.daqi.com/upload/slidepic/2007-09-27/3_1190862135_1630315.jpg)

(http://img.daqi.com/upload/slidepic/2007-09-27/26_1190862135_1630315.jpg)

(http://img.daqi.com/upload/slidepic/2007-09-27/31_1190862135_1630315.jpg)

(http://www.abload.de/img/meanwhilebotswanai8l0.jpg)

(http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/guys.jpg)

(http://media.imagechan.com/images/stories/dg_pictures/0811/47360d22aa6eaaab010d88399b47f77c.jpg)

(http://images.bite.lt/banga/files/club/200702/45c235fb2e098.jpg)
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Internet Tough Guy on July 10, 2011, 02:01:23 PM
(http://images.bite.lt/banga/files/club/200702/45c235fb2e098.jpg)

They're very musical people.


(http://www.thechicagoschooloftrading.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Dukebrothers.bmp)
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Meso_z on July 10, 2011, 10:52:32 PM
same guy?

on the right

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=353541.0;attach=388871;image)
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on July 10, 2011, 11:01:57 PM
(http://images.bite.lt/banga/files/club/200702/45c235fb2e098.jpg)

They're very musical people.


(http://www.thechicagoschooloftrading.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Dukebrothers.bmp)

Bwahahahahaha!!@!!
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: ryanm5593 on July 11, 2011, 09:12:54 PM
Jesus, crazy video; why did the guy filming give them all guns anyway?




 What's the deal? Just a brutha trying to smoke anotha brutha. Nothin special bout that.
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: HTexan on July 11, 2011, 11:25:59 PM
I hate this viral promo shit
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Doug_Steele on July 11, 2011, 11:30:07 PM
I hate this viral promo shit

I think it is a Promo for Sony.  :-\
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: HTexan on July 11, 2011, 11:33:56 PM
I think it is a Promo for Sony.  :-\
Lol
No, it for a gay planet of the apes reboot.
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Swede! on July 12, 2011, 05:08:22 AM
Lol
No, it for a gay planet of the apes reboot.

the movie looks Awesome so far
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: checkmate on July 12, 2011, 08:30:49 AM
if you read the First thread about this video you would understand that Im OFC joking. I was the first person to point out thats its Obviously fake. Even before anything happends the camer shaking gives it away.

It also says bottom left hand corner as the video starts 20th centray FOX library .
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 12, 2011, 08:32:37 AM
It also says bottom left hand corner as the video starts 20th centray FOX library .

yes I have mentioned that also
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: HTexan on July 12, 2011, 08:51:01 PM
the movie looks Awesome so far
gays like gay movies. ;)
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Doug_Steele on July 12, 2011, 08:58:57 PM
yes I have mentioned that also

Why did you change your name?  ???
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 13, 2011, 03:02:18 AM
Why did you change your name?  ???

because swede is the name I want..
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: oderus on July 13, 2011, 03:06:30 AM
because swede is the name I want..
i think the better question is why did you want yuor post history erased
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 13, 2011, 03:08:09 AM
i think the better question is why did you want yuor post history erased

Alot of negative shit. Im not like that anymore =)
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Doug_Steele on July 13, 2011, 06:15:12 AM
Alot of negative shit. Im not like that anymore =)

Did you join team Fallsview?

STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :D
Title: Re: Don't give apes and chimps AK-47's WTF?
Post by: Swede! on July 13, 2011, 06:16:13 AM
Did you join team Fallsview?

STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :D

Im my own team  ;D


TEAM FOCUS ON THE POSITIVE

 ;D
Title: Re: Chimp with an AK47 nearly kills five others- VIDEO!!
Post by: Megalodon on July 18, 2011, 04:05:24 AM
Chimps do seem to be rising up. Here's a research video that 20th Century Fox apparently procured from primatologists.