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Title: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 11, 2011, 01:21:44 PM
I was at the mall (my gym is at a mall) - we all see the "Fats" circling in their cars looking/waiting for those parking spots near the entrances, sometimes they will drive around and around for 5 mins waiting for a spot to open up.  Today I saw a parking spot near the entrance and said to myself "I'm gonna be a fat" and drove to the spot, there in a minivan a "Fat" was ready to claim the spot.  I raised my hand to her and made the "Stop" Hand Gesture like I was authorized to do so, she stopped her minivan, and I claimed the spot.  When I got out the "Fat" was babbling something to me - I just stared at her and then walked off to the gym feeling fully gratified.
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: makaveli25 on July 11, 2011, 01:23:24 PM
Nice job man sounds really fulfilling.
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 11, 2011, 01:24:21 PM
Nice job man sounds really fulfilling.

almost like "cumming"  :-*
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 11, 2011, 01:37:11 PM
I was at the mall (my gym is at a mall) - we all see the "Fats" circling in their cars looking/waiting for those parking spots near the entrances, sometimes they will drive around and around for 5 mins waiting for a spot to open up.  Today I saw a parking spot near the entrance and said to myself "I'm gonna be a fat" and drove to the spot, there in a minivan a "Fat" was ready to claim the spot.  I raised my hand to her and made the "Stop" Hand Gesture like I was authorized to do so, she stopped her minivan, and I claimed the spot.  When I got out the "Fat" was babbling something to me - I just stared at her and then walked off to the gym feeling fully gratified.

Your mom will never recover.

Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on July 11, 2011, 01:45:40 PM
This shows American values in full effect. This same guy doesn't want to hit women back but harasses "ugly" people without any real reason.
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 11, 2011, 01:49:21 PM
This shows American values in full effect. This same guy doesn't want to hit women back but harasses "ugly" people without any real reason.

Yes she was fat and ugly, I have had enough of "fats" and will try and "own" a fat each and every day from now on...
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: Hulkotron on July 11, 2011, 02:09:15 PM
Class A owning by the board Sherriff
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: Agnostic007 on July 11, 2011, 02:12:56 PM
My sister came home today elated that while at the gym and looking for a parking place, she was about to pull in and this apparently mentally challenged guy in a pinto made the cutest hand signal for her to stop, she said he seemed to think he was like a Sheriff or something. Anyway, she stopped and let him have the space and as he walked by she told him how proud she was of him being able to drive himself around with little or no supervision. 
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 11, 2011, 02:16:41 PM
My sister came home today elated that while at the gym and looking for a parking place, she was about to pull in and this apparently mentally challenged guy in a pinto made the cutest hand signal for her to stop, she said he seemed to think he was like a Sheriff or something. Anyway, she stopped and let him have the space and as he walked by she told him how proud she was of him being able to drive himself around with little or no supervision. 

 ;D
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 11, 2011, 03:04:12 PM
I was at the mall (my gym is at a mall) - we all see the "Fats" circling in their cars looking/waiting for those parking spots near the entrances, sometimes they will drive around and around for 5 mins waiting for a spot to open up.  Today I saw a parking spot near the entrance and said to myself "I'm gonna be a fat" and drove to the spot, there in a minivan a "Fat" was ready to claim the spot.  I raised my hand to her and made the "Stop" Hand Gesture like I was authorized to do so, she stopped her minivan, and I claimed the spot.  When I got out the "Fat" was babbling something to me - I just stared at her and then walked off to the gym feeling fully gratified.

Livin' the life
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: lowkey9 on July 11, 2011, 04:16:03 PM
what the hell kind of gym is inside of a mall
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: Agnostic007 on July 11, 2011, 06:15:19 PM
what the hell kind of gym is inside of a mall

Curves  ;D
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 11, 2011, 06:23:57 PM
what the hell kind of gym is inside of a mall

goodlife
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: Rambone on July 11, 2011, 06:50:52 PM
I was at the mall (my gym is at a mall) - we all see the "Fats" circling in their cars looking/waiting for those parking spots near the entrances, sometimes they will drive around and around for 5 mins waiting for a spot to open up.  Today I saw a parking spot near the entrance and said to myself "I'm gonna be a fat" and drove to the spot, there in a minivan a "Fat" was ready to claim the spot.  I raised my hand to her and made the "Stop" Hand Gesture like I was authorized to do so, she stopped her minivan, and I claimed the spot.  When I got out the "Fat" was babbling something to me - I just stared at her and then walked off to the gym feeling fully gratified.
You really showed that fat sack of shit
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: MP on July 11, 2011, 07:44:00 PM
What's worse are "fats" as you call them who have Handicap passes in their car.

They get out and you see them walk fine.

The only Handicap they have is they are allergic to any kind of exercise!
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: AbrahamG on July 11, 2011, 10:55:37 PM
How is Donald Trump's relationship with the "fats"?
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: Meso_z on July 11, 2011, 11:53:44 PM
I was at the mall (my gym is at a mall) - we all see the "Fats" circling in their cars looking/waiting for those parking spots near the entrances, sometimes they will drive around and around for 5 mins waiting for a spot to open up.  Today I saw a parking spot near the entrance and said to myself "I'm gonna be a fat" and drove to the spot, there in a minivan a "Fat" was ready to claim the spot.  I raised my hand to her and made the "Stop" Hand Gesture like I was authorized to do so, she stopped her minivan, and I claimed the spot.  When I got out the "Fat" was babbling something to me - I just stared at her and then walked off to the gym feeling fully gratified.
hahahah  ;D
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: Parker on July 12, 2011, 12:16:02 AM
what the hell kind of gym is inside of a mall
Golds, Bally's, Planet Evilness
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: 20inch calves on July 12, 2011, 12:53:54 AM
Yes she was fat and ugly, I have had enough of "fats" and will try and "own" a fat each and every day from now on...


are you serious? who cares is someone is fat? if they are happy so what..who are you to judge. did you ever think that they may have a thyroid problem.
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 12, 2011, 12:58:31 AM
My sister came home today elated that while at the gym and looking for a parking place, she was about to pull in and this apparently mentally challenged guy in a pinto made the cutest hand signal for her to stop, she said he seemed to think he was like a Sheriff or something. Anyway, she stopped and let him have the space and as he walked by she told him how proud she was of him being able to drive himself around with little or no supervision. 
:D

better than the original
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 12, 2011, 01:00:19 AM

are you serious? who cares is someone is fat? if they are happy so what..who are you to judge. did you ever think that they may have a thyroid problem.
Maybe you have a thyroid problem, not them. And they don't have heavy bones too. They just eat en don't move.
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: sync pulse on July 12, 2011, 02:37:19 AM
Yes she was fat and ugly, I have had enough of "fats" and will try and "own" a fat each and every day from now on...

Facinating hobby you have there...
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: dyslexic on July 12, 2011, 03:53:17 AM
Facinating hobby you have there...


Fascinating...


not sure if that is even close to the right choice of words for his deep dark desires.
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: sync pulse on July 12, 2011, 04:28:48 AM
Sorry, slip of the finger,...If not fascinating then,...then the phrase "some people paint...some compose music, rebuild automobiles,...whilst you choose this activity."
Title: Re: Owning of a Fat - fully authorized with gratification
Post by: dr.chimps on July 12, 2011, 04:39:43 AM
goodlife
Hillcrest Mall, Toronto. Been there.