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Title: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Rambone on July 13, 2011, 08:45:21 PM
Here's a little background leading up to the problem to help you guys see where I'm coming from. My son was only an infant in the crib when he developed this ear infection. We didn't know it at the time. When he was about three years old, we found out that he was hard of hearing. I guess that's kinda why he never really took an interest in things other kids would take an interest in, like television. He was also late learning to speak and everything. He would become a lip reader. He's a real skinny kid, and he can't even make the football team because he's too skinny. So now here's my problem. He recently started to buy Muscle Magazine. I take him to a bookstore, and he buys up all the old muscle books. He reads them for hours. Every morning, I find his light on and he's reading the muscle books. What should I do?
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Mr. Magoo on July 13, 2011, 08:56:42 PM
I don't see how the ear infection causes him to not go into football

and i dont see how the ear infection or the football have to do with him getting into bodybuilding.

I have a hunch you're just asking if your son is gay
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: US MUSL on July 13, 2011, 09:02:04 PM
Is your son's name Louie?
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 13, 2011, 09:04:55 PM
Even though you think he's too small for sports, does he have an interest in sports?
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: apply85 on July 13, 2011, 09:05:24 PM
What would Tracy Morgan do?  :-[
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: sync pulse on July 13, 2011, 09:10:51 PM
He may well take well to weight training, just keep it very light until his teen years.
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: trapz101 on July 13, 2011, 09:11:02 PM
maybe the muscle men in the books are superheroes to him???like we all did in our childhood when we have power rangers,batman,ultraman etc as our superheroes.....
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: sync pulse on July 13, 2011, 09:12:44 PM
Also he may simply not like football...I certainly didn't and still don't.
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on July 13, 2011, 09:13:45 PM
i seriously recommend to let him read lou ferrigno's story.. i am sure it will inspire him to get out his best.. lou too had a problem with hearing and like you son liked muscles when he was a kid!!..
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Rambone on July 13, 2011, 09:13:49 PM
He may well take well to weight training, just keep it very light until his teen years.
That's a fantastic idea. I was actually digging around the basement today and found an old weight set. I used to lift a little myself back in the day. He says he's looking to compete in the future. He said he needs posing oil. Only the good oil. I dont know what kind he means.......
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Natural Man on July 13, 2011, 09:14:35 PM
i seriously recommend to let him read lou ferrigno's story.. i am sure it will inspire him to get out his best.. lou too had a problem with hearing and like you son liked muscles when he was a kid!!..
yeah it will inspire him to get on steroids, sue his own family and sell photographs for 20 bucks, retard.
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Nirvana on July 13, 2011, 09:15:33 PM
My son's 16 currently living in austria

and he pops more dbol than your son Louie.

my son will one day be remembered as the best, your son will charge you $20
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Rambone on July 13, 2011, 09:16:28 PM
My son's 16 currently living in austria

and he pops more dbol than your son Louie.

my son will one day be remembered as the best, your son will charge you $20
;D Nice Hitler stache brah
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Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: mass243 on July 13, 2011, 09:18:14 PM
WTF you should do?

Give your son sum' motherfukin' encouragement to hit the gym and start growing.
It will give him a lot of self-esteem when he develops in strength and eventually grows sum' size.

Not all kids are into team sports. It's always better to do something!!!

And at some point every kid in school will be interested in weight lifting and then your son already has an advantage on that. He will get sum' respect from others.
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Rambone on July 13, 2011, 09:22:27 PM
Ive taken everyone's helpful opinions and decided against them to do what's best for my child since he is in fact my son. I am planning a book burning tomorrow night of all of the muscle books. I will not allow this bodybuilding faggotry in my house
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 13, 2011, 09:23:11 PM
You never mentioned how old he is now. Either way, weight training is great (done the right way) but keep him away from bodybuilding and lead him to sports. The last thing I would ever let my son do is be a bodybuilder.
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Rambone on July 13, 2011, 09:24:24 PM
I thought we'd have more Pumping Iron viewers in here
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on July 13, 2011, 09:24:30 PM
Funny how everyone missed the pumping iron reference. Epic Americano whit and senses of humors.
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: mass243 on July 13, 2011, 09:24:43 PM
You never mentioned how old he is now. Either way, weight training is great (done the right way) but keep him away from bodybuilding and lead him to sports. The last thing I would ever let my son do is be a bodybuilder.

LOL. You might be a moron. Hope you never have kids.

You rather make your kids swirl a wheel on the parking lot... yeah, that doesn't look moronish at all  ::)
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: mass243 on July 13, 2011, 09:25:24 PM
Ive taken everyone's helpful opinions and decided against them to do what's best for my child since he is in fact my son. I am planning a book burning tomorrow night of all of the muscle books. I will not allow this bodybuilding faggotry in my house

OK, you're a troll, gimmick and definitely a moron.

Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Cliff Clavin on July 13, 2011, 09:29:58 PM
cant believe it took some of you so long to figure this troll out
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 13, 2011, 09:30:17 PM
Already have a son Mass243, he's an athletes not a bodybuilder.
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Jack T. Cross on July 13, 2011, 09:33:04 PM
Here's a little background leading up to the problem to help you guys see where I'm coming from. My son was only an infant in the crib when he developed this ear infection. We didn't know it at the time. When he was about three years old, we found out that he was hard of hearing. I guess that's kinda why he never really took an interest in things other kids would take an interest in, like television. He was also late learning to speak and everything. He would become a lip reader. He's a real skinny kid, and he can't even make the football team because he's too skinny. So now here's my problem. He recently started to buy Muscle Magazine. I take him to a bookstore, and he buys up all the old muscle books. He reads them for hours. Every morning, I find his light on and he's reading the muscle books. What should I do?

Haha.. I could hear Matty's voice as I read that.  I just watched P.I a few weeks ago; never had seen it before.  lol
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: mass243 on July 13, 2011, 09:34:05 PM
Already have a son Mass243, he's an athletes not a bodybuilder.

All the best for your son then.

I just don't see what is so bad in bodybuilding...
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: The Grim Lifter on July 13, 2011, 09:34:26 PM
Wrong message board, everyone on here will give the wrong advices
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Rambone on July 13, 2011, 09:34:37 PM
Haha.. I could hear Matty's voice as I read that.  I just watched P.I a few weeks ago; never had seen it before.  lol
You should check out Raw Iron: The Making of Pumping Iron if you havent seen it already. I think it's even on Youtube. It's the cat's pajamas
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: cephissus on July 13, 2011, 09:37:51 PM
Funny how everyone missed the pumping iron reference. Epic Americano whit and senses of humors.

x2  ::)
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Jack T. Cross on July 13, 2011, 09:46:39 PM
I liked the part where Arnold goes back to the gym to "get some muscles", and there's a group of weird mofos hanging around the desk.  These guys were all juiced to the gills, and were quite a crew.  Some dude in yellow overalls with turtleneck, wearing his oversized 70s sunglasses for full effect, another freak with a gingham shirt buttoned up to his chin, red eyed and stoned out of his mind, standing and giggling at Arnold without saying anything or responding, etc. etc.  All of them dosed to the fucking tits. It would have been a great time to be a bodybuilder, no doubt.
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Captain Equipoise on July 13, 2011, 09:55:21 PM
Excellent gimmick! well done :)
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Jack T. Cross on July 13, 2011, 09:57:19 PM
You should check out Raw Iron: The Making of Pumping Iron if you havent seen it already. I think it's even on Youtube. It's the cat's pajamas

I got the 25th aniversary edition and it had that as an extra.  And it is a great watch, you're right.  Funny how the bit with Waller referring to his plan to "steal" Katz' t-shirt was made after the O, specifically to put more drama into P.I.  The whole thing (the whole P.I. concept and movie, etc.) is kind of dumb, but it's a lot of fun at the same time.
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Nirvana on July 13, 2011, 10:04:34 PM
americans and their lack of good humor   ::) :'(
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: doriancutlerman on July 14, 2011, 04:59:51 AM
I liked the part where Arnold goes back to the gym to "get some muscles", and there's a group of weird mofos hanging around the desk.  These guys were all juiced to the gills, and were quite a crew.  Some dude in yellow overalls with turtleneck, wearing his oversized 70s sunglasses for full effect, another freak with a gingham shirt buttoned up to his chin, red eyed and stoned out of his mind, standing and giggling at Arnold without saying anything or responding, etc. etc.  All of them dosed to the fucking tits. It would have been a great time to be a bodybuilder, no doubt.

LOL.  "Big Tony" was a bit of a 'tard, no doubt.
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Army of One on July 14, 2011, 05:04:40 AM
Always love the dumb americans like coach who fall for threads like these  ;D My advice would be to teach your son the value of $20, a thumbs up pose and a polaroid
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 14, 2011, 05:09:46 AM
Dead giveaway you mentioned you son needed posing oil. GOOD posing oil. Lol ! Good one ! I'm impressed !
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Lord Humungous on July 14, 2011, 05:28:29 AM
Charge him $20 for advices
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: gh15 on July 14, 2011, 05:39:34 AM
You never mentioned how old he is now. Either way, weight training is great (done the right way) but keep him away from bodybuilding and lead him to sports. The last thing I would ever let my son do is be a bodybuilder.

why ? because you failed?,, what kind of shit is that letting your son be what you want to be? he can do whatevr the fuck he wants,, you live in americana if im correct ...this is the land of the free,, what the fuck is this dictatorship...look fella,, you failed in bodybuild eventhough you used and abused everything,, alright understood by all of us twister ,, but! not let him do bodydbuild because his dada failed?? dont you remember when you took the dirty thongs of whatever his name pearl? and they let you pose in them in your comeptition ,,all your schwarzeneger over the hill posing pics ala frank zane ,, what kind of man are you ,, i really really start doubting you as a human im very serious,,

he can be whatever the fuck he chose to be!,,you didnt have what it took...maybe he will? maybe he unlike you wont be late to the gh train ....maybe he unlike you will do it right ,,he already has a bible here that he can easily read....bible that his selfish father didnt bother to write but had to be written by ifbb pro that risk his fuckin life to write for kids like him!


you are selfish bastard! ,,wait a second you are nto a bastard,, bastard is someone who was born out of wedlock right? i think i know english enough and very smart to understand this,, so not bastard but you are

the GREAT twister of reality ! nto for nothing did i call you twister,, this is really sad ,,

bodybuild has no money in it true ,, but bodybuild is something you cant take out of someone if they like it,, some are painters...some re carpenters...some are cooks ....and some are bodybuilders ,,

stop talking about all this athlers balonie,, bodybuild is where its at ,, you are on  BODYBUILDING BOARD,, THIS IS FUCKIN BODYBUILDING BOARD,, 99% OF FELLAS HERE WOULD KILL WOULD PRACTICALLY KIL TO BE ONE DAY IN DENISE WOLFE SHOWS ,,ONE SINGLE DAY!  they will do a casey anthony type of shit inorder to substuitue their body with arnold in his prime ,,

so stop talking about your dumb athletes that are 16 year old fatzos in highschool that even them will soon take hormones or already hav eand you have no idea about it because thats just how americano society go now day FROM DRUG TO DRUG and hush hush ...no talk ,,no friends only BUDS!

gh15 approved
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 14, 2011, 06:03:59 AM
Let him do a team sport first. Most important thing is that he enjoys it.
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: WillGrant on July 14, 2011, 06:16:49 AM
Bay will tell you he is Gay  ::) - nothing wrong with him wanting to grow up and be big and muscular they get all the girls (for bay) plus scare the bullies - he sounds like ya normal kid - let him be
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: dr.chimps on July 14, 2011, 06:34:06 AM
Basement. Chains. Sound proofing.
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: BayGBM on July 14, 2011, 06:34:31 AM
Ive taken everyone's helpful opinions and decided against them to do what's best for my child since he is in fact my son. I am planning a book burning tomorrow night of all of the muscle books. I will not allow this bodybuilding faggotry in my house

But you'll have it on your computer!  ;)
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Tito24 on July 14, 2011, 06:37:20 AM
throw some benzine in his ears and burn him out a little
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Stefano on July 14, 2011, 06:40:49 AM
why ? because you failed?,, what kind of shit is that letting your son be what you want to be? he can do whatevr the fuck he wants,, you live in americana if im correct ...this is the land of the free,, what the fuck is this dictatorship...look fella,, you failed in bodybuild eventhough you used and abused everything,, alright understood by all of us twister ,, but! not let him do bodydbuild because his dada failed?? dont you remember when you took the dirty thongs of whatever his name pearl? and they let you pose in them in your comeptition ,,all your schwarzeneger over the hill posing pics ala frank zane ,, what kind of man are you ,, i really really start doubting you as a human im very serious,,

he can be whatever the fuck he chose to be!,,you didnt have what it took...maybe he will? maybe he unlike you wont be late to the gh train ....maybe he unlike you will do it right ,,he already has a bible here that he can easily read....bible that his selfish father didnt bother to write but had to be written by ifbb pro that risk his fuckin life to write for kids like him!


you are selfish bastard! ,,wait a second you are nto a bastard,, bastard is someone who was born out of wedlock right? i think i know english enough and very smart to understand this,, so not bastard but you are

the GREAT twister of reality ! nto for nothing did i call you twister,, this is really sad ,,

bodybuild has no money in it true ,, but bodybuild is something you cant take out of someone if they like it,, some are painters...some re carpenters...some are cooks ....and some are bodybuilders ,,

stop talking about all this athlers balonie,, bodybuild is where its at ,, you are on  BODYBUILDING BOARD,, THIS IS FUCKIN BODYBUILDING BOARD,, 99% OF FELLAS HERE WOULD KILL WOULD PRACTICALLY KIL TO BE ONE DAY IN DENISE WOLFE SHOWS ,,ONE SINGLE DAY!  they will do a casey anthony type of shit inorder to substuitue their body with arnold in his prime ,,

so stop talking about your dumb athletes that are 16 year old fatzos in highschool that even them will soon take hormones or already hav eand you have no idea about it because thats just how americano society go now day FROM DRUG TO DRUG and hush hush ...no talk ,,no friends only BUDS!

gh15 approved

LOL Sounds like someone has some serious daddy issues.

Whatsamatter Did your daddy tell you to stay away from drugs?
Yeah you showed him
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 14, 2011, 06:55:38 AM
we had a deaf kid on our team in high school.

he could hear a little, but he played defense, where he reacted to ball movement, not snap counts.  he did great , started 2 years on varsity.

retard strength maybe?
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: WillGrant on July 14, 2011, 07:00:57 AM


retard strength maybe?
Is Big Dumb John Goudy deaf to ?
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 14, 2011, 07:03:13 AM
Sounds to me like he is already a full blown homosexual.

That light you see that keeps illuminating his room throughout night isn't a flashlight under the blanket, instead it's his radioactive cum due to prolonged gamma radiation exposure at the gay clubs. This exposure to gamma radiation will, in the future, allow him to turn into a green, musclebound monster that apprehends assholes and people short of $20 after a picture of him is snapped.

Oh and, in case I forget, he will most likely develop a lisp as a grown man,
"1"
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: funk51 on July 14, 2011, 07:22:16 AM
Here's a little background leading up to the problem to help you guys see where I'm coming from. My son was only an infant in the crib when he developed this ear infection. We didn't know it at the time. When he was about three years old, we found out that he was hard of hearing. I guess that's kinda why he never really took an interest in things other kids would take an interest in, like television. He was also late learning to speak and everything. He would become a lip reader. He's a real skinny kid, and he can't even make the football team because he's too skinny. So now here's my problem. He recently started to buy Muscle Magazine. I take him to a bookstore, and he buys up all the old muscle books. He reads them for hours. Every morning, I find his light on and he's reading the muscle books. What should I do?
yom $20
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 14, 2011, 07:34:12 AM
Here's a little background leading up to the problem to help you guys see where I'm coming from. My son was only an infant in the crib when he developed this ear infection. We didn't know it at the time. When he was about three years old, we found out that he was hard of hearing. I guess that's kinda why he never really took an interest in things other kids would take an interest in, like television. He was also late learning to speak and everything. He would become a lip reader. He's a real skinny kid, and he can't even make the football team because he's too skinny. So now here's my problem. He recently started to buy Muscle Magazine. I take him to a bookstore, and he buys up all the old muscle books. He reads them for hours. Every morning, I find his light on and he's reading the muscle books. What should I do?

Put him ,, on this regimina,

10 iu GHa
250 mg each day masterona ,,from kezpatistan
200 mg,, equipna
250 mg trenbolagna
500 mg sustanononona

him generation nothingness ,, makes gains not like philsunina ,, no oils in delts ,, lots of bent over rows while he reads nothingness magazine of boddybulders not from 90's ,, but built from insulina and Ghona ,, ask chiwawa and man with pretty glasses

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Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Rambone on July 14, 2011, 07:52:10 AM
Update: everything you guys said is coming true. The first thing at breakfast this morning, he asked for $20, so he could buy a training DVD with Flex Wheeler called Mass Construction. I was a feeling a little crabby since I got up earlier than usual to burn all of the Weider Principles in the house. After looking up this Flex Wheeler guy, I was kinda hard on him and reminded him about our strict rules about having gay muscle porn in the house. He threw down his hearing device against the kitchen table and the batteries flew everywhere. How can I repair this relationship?
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: CalvinH on July 14, 2011, 07:56:10 AM
Up the dose!
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: tu_holmes on July 14, 2011, 07:57:12 AM
Update: everything you guys said is coming true. The first thing at breakfast this morning, he asked for $20, so he could buy a training DVD with Flex Wheeler called Mass Construction. I was a feeling a little crabby since I got up earlier than usual to burn all of the Weider Principles in the house. After looking up this Flex Wheeler guy, I was kinda hard on him and reminded him about our strict rules about having gay muscle porn in the house. He threw down his hearing device against the kitchen table and the batteries flew everywhere. How can I repair this relationship?

You may as well disown him now... It's hopeless.
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: Big Worm on July 14, 2011, 08:20:34 AM
Here's a little background leading up to the problem to help you guys see where I'm coming from. My son was only an infant in the crib when he developed this ear infection. We didn't know it at the time. When he was about three years old, we found out that he was hard of hearing. I guess that's kinda why he never really took an interest in things other kids would take an interest in, like television. He was also late learning to speak and everything. He would become a lip reader. He's a real skinny kid, and he can't even make the football team because he's too skinny. So now here's my problem. He recently started to buy Muscle Magazine. I take him to a bookstore, and he buys up all the old muscle books. He reads them for hours. Every morning, I find his light on and he's reading the muscle books. What should I do?
Mr. Ferrigno....? Is that you?
Title: Re: Having a major problem with my son and need advices
Post by: makaveli25 on July 14, 2011, 08:22:21 AM
I'm not satisfied I need more weight! I want to beeeat em!