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Title: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, LOL
Post by: Deicide on July 15, 2011, 03:58:22 PM
http://thewashingtonfancy.com/2011/06/man-takes-viagra-wears-sweatpants-for-tsa-pat-down/#.TiBrOpd0pFg.facebook

NASHVILLE INT’L AIRPORT — A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Tuesday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down.

“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix.

“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his penis.”

Even though TSA officials allowed Kelvin to initially pass through security without the controversial pat down, the passenger on more than one occasion got back in line until he felt that he had been thoroughly inspected. Kelvin finally got the invasive pat down by 38-year-old officer Duncan Allbright after 80 minutes and four trips through security.

“Even after we let him pass through he kept walking out of the terminal and getting back in line,” said Watershed. “Finally, Duncan had to bite the bullet for everyone and do a thorough screening of him in a private [security] room.”

Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”

U.S Homeland Security director Janet Napolitano dismissed concerns that more TSA officers would quit or that more travelers would take similar measures to get their “jollies”. “I am hoping this is an isolated incident. If flights were a lot cheaper, I could see more people doing this,” said Napolitano, “but with the cost of airplane fuel rising, I don’t think $560 roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled.”

Calls to TSA headquarters went unanswered, as everyone there is just exhausted.

By Garrett Baldwin
Title: Re: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, LOL
Post by: Skip8282 on July 15, 2011, 04:03:27 PM
lol, there's just something twisted about that.
Title: Re: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, LOL
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 15, 2011, 05:15:17 PM
Lmao.
Title: Re: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, LOL
Post by: theheman on July 15, 2011, 06:10:57 PM
That man is a hero in my book.  More people should follow his lead so this way they cut out all that patting down crap.
Title: Re: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, LOL
Post by: Skeletor on July 15, 2011, 06:42:32 PM
Sounds like something you'd see on the Onion.
Title: Re: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, LOL
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 15, 2011, 06:55:04 PM
Is this for real? 
Title: Re: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, LOL
Post by: LurkerNoMore on July 15, 2011, 07:14:46 PM
Is this for real? 

Rushing down to get yourself a job at TSA now aren't you?
Title: Re: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, LOL
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 15, 2011, 07:29:10 PM
Rushing down to get yourself a job at TSA now aren't you?


Oh yeah, as hoping some gay piece of trash from south Florida sipping fruity drinks and taking photos of gay men on the beach for $ would walk my way.    How did you guess? 
Title: Re: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, LOL
Post by: LurkerNoMore on July 15, 2011, 07:30:07 PM

Oh yeah, as hoping some gay piece of trash from south Florida sipping fruity drinks and taking photos of gay men on the beach for $ would walk my way.    How did you guess? 

Your constant gay projections on here would have been the first clue.
Title: Re: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, LOL
Post by: Dos Equis on July 15, 2011, 08:15:50 PM
Hahahahahaha!   ;D 

But I'm not convinced this story is true . . . .
Title: Re: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, LOL
Post by: chadstallion on July 16, 2011, 06:01:22 AM
let's analyze....
viagra only works when there is erotic thoughts and interest. I've taken it and went shopping.  Nothing around to cause a hardon.
But, he got 'a raging hardon' while having a male TSA agent pat him down.
looks like we now know what turns him on.
 ;D
Title: Re: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, LOL
Post by: pedro01 on July 16, 2011, 06:41:52 AM
let's analyze....
viagra only works when there is erotic thoughts and interest. I've taken it and went shopping.  Nothing around to cause a hardon.
But, he got 'a raging hardon' while having a male TSA agent pat him down.
looks like we now know what turns him on.
 ;D

Naaa - you are certainly more prone to erections on V.

I wouldn't dare use any form of public transport with that shit in my system - the slightest vibration...
Title: Re: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, LOL
Post by: FarRightLooney on July 16, 2011, 09:52:38 AM
Look at the top of the page
http://thewashingtonfancy.com/2011/06/man-takes-viagra-wears-sweatpants-for-tsa-pat-down/#.TiBrOpd0pFg.facebook (http://thewashingtonfancy.com/2011/06/man-takes-viagra-wears-sweatpants-for-tsa-pat-down/#.TiBrOpd0pFg.facebook)
right under "The Washington Fancy"

It states:
"Your Leading Misleading Source For Politics"
Title: Re: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down, LOL
Post by: Dos Equis on July 16, 2011, 11:57:10 AM
Look at the top of the page
http://thewashingtonfancy.com/2011/06/man-takes-viagra-wears-sweatpants-for-tsa-pat-down/#.TiBrOpd0pFg.facebook (http://thewashingtonfancy.com/2011/06/man-takes-viagra-wears-sweatpants-for-tsa-pat-down/#.TiBrOpd0pFg.facebook)
right under "The Washington Fancy"

It states:
"Your Leading Misleading Source For Politics"

Bwahahahaha!!!!!!  Hey I was fooled once too.   ;D