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Title: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on July 18, 2011, 06:48:53 PM
Pretty excited about this purchase. I asked the guy on the phone taking the order if this toilet would flush a 3 pound meat loaf without clogging. Once he quit laughing he said yes. I asked for it in writing but he said he couldn't do that. You are all welcome to come over and put it to the test. We can fill it to the rim then give it a flush. Anyone own one of these??

http://www.nationalbuildersupply.com/p/toto-cst744e01-toilet.html
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 18, 2011, 06:51:27 PM
make sure you can fit a 12" rough in.  many older houses have 10" rough ins.  i found that out the hardway when i redid our basement.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: PJim on July 18, 2011, 06:52:40 PM
Who'd have a fucking brown toilet?
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on July 18, 2011, 06:54:22 PM
make sure you can fit a 12" rough in.  many older houses have 10" rough ins.  i found that out the hardway when i redid our basement.

Fuck me, I did not think of that. I will check it out. Not supposed to shit for 48 hrs. I was just worried about getting a john to choke down my turds. Thank you.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on July 18, 2011, 06:55:57 PM
Who'd have a fucking brown toilet?

I ordered white so it would show the spiral skid marks. Brown would hide the splatters after a night of drinking though.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: tbombz on July 18, 2011, 06:57:15 PM
at my last house we had a toilet like that. damn thing sounded like an airplane taking off when you flushed it. never got clogged tho.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on July 18, 2011, 07:01:35 PM
at my last house we had a toilet like that. damn thing sounded like an airplane taking off when you flushed it. never got clogged tho.

The piece of shit (no pun intended) toilet I have now clogs if you try and flush a Milk Dud. Going to take a sledge hammer to it when I take it out.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: tbombz on July 18, 2011, 07:05:26 PM
The piece of shit (no pun intended) toilet I have now clogs if you try and flush a Milk Dud. Going to take a sledge hammer to it when I take it out.

go office space on that shit

Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on July 18, 2011, 07:10:27 PM
go office space on that shit



Great idea, thank you tbombz.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: The True Adonis on July 18, 2011, 07:29:30 PM
Sounds like you let the "Blackwater" sit a bit too long this time. 
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 18, 2011, 08:18:31 PM
The flushmate has some serious power to it and is cheap


http://www.flushmate.com/
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Rambone on July 18, 2011, 08:24:57 PM
I ordered white so it would show the spiral skid marks. Brown would hide the splatters after a night of drinking though.
Hahaha! Always with the hilarious posts
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: BIG DUB on July 18, 2011, 10:53:28 PM
Pretty excited about this purchase. I asked the guy on the phone taking the order if this toilet would flush a 3 pound meat loaf without clogging. Once he quit laughing he said yes. I asked for it in writing but he said he couldn't do that. You are all welcome to come over and put it to the test. We can fill it to the rim then give it a flush. Anyone own one of these??

http://www.nationalbuildersupply.com/p/toto-cst744e01-toilet.html

The Al Bundy 3000.. ;D

I 'd prefer one with side handles. There was many a time I had to grab hold of the bath tub while pushing that brick out.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: HTexan on July 18, 2011, 11:01:30 PM
WTF?
(http://cdn.nationalbuildersupply.com/images/images_consolidated/kohler-k-3492-0.jpg)
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 19, 2011, 12:46:21 AM
You really have a thing with what comes out of the arsehole, haven't you gym**rat ??
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Papper on July 19, 2011, 01:27:49 AM
Pretty excited about this purchase. I asked the guy on the phone taking the order if this toilet would flush a 3 pound meat loaf without clogging. Once he quit laughing he said yes. I asked for it in writing but he said he couldn't do that. You are all welcome to come over and put it to the test. We can fill it to the rim then give it a flush. Anyone own one of these??

http://www.nationalbuildersupply.com/p/toto-cst744e01-toilet.html

juruth will be disappointed to hear of this anticlogging business. will you be donating your old toilet to him?
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Tito24 on July 19, 2011, 02:36:25 AM
people are disgusting
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on July 19, 2011, 05:18:29 AM
juruth will be disappointed to hear of this anticlogging business. will you be donating your old toilet to him?

I was going to put it on ebay. I believe it will bring more money uncleaned. juruth is more than welcome to bid on it. He can clean the bowl with a slice of bread.  ;D
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on July 19, 2011, 05:19:43 AM
You really have a thing with what comes out of the arsehole, haven't you gym**rat ??

LMAO, hey dutch you have your thing with honey badgers and I have my thing.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Marty Champions on July 19, 2011, 05:21:23 AM
the older model toilets have a smaller opening and get clogged often  >:(
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on July 19, 2011, 05:30:16 AM
the older model toilets have a smaller opening and get clogged often  >:(

The one I am replacing is only 3 years old but it is a cheap Eljer. Biggest piece of shit I have ever owned. I even had to buy a heavy duty plunger to keep in that bathroom because guest would be embarrased when they would clog it. This is why I am so excited about this new purchase.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: quadzilla456 on July 19, 2011, 06:47:45 AM
The one I am replacing is only 3 years old but it is a cheap Eljer. Biggest piece of shit I have ever owned. I even had to buy a heavy duty plunger to keep in that bathroom because guest would be embarrased when they would clog it. This is why I am so excited about this new purchase.
Can't your guests go outside in the bushes? What the hell is wrong with you people?!
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on July 19, 2011, 06:51:36 AM
Can't your guests go outside in the bushes? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

Because the last thing I want to do is pick up turds out of the backyard or smell them steaming in the summer heat when I am hanging out at the pool. I don't live in a primative campground. Somedays I wish I did.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Butterbean on July 19, 2011, 07:00:42 AM
The last 2 toilets we put in are Totos.  Very good toilets..neither has ever clogged.




Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Tito24 on July 19, 2011, 07:14:12 AM
human toilets
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: io856 on July 19, 2011, 07:21:27 AM
toto24
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 19, 2011, 07:24:30 AM
Taking a good shit everyday is the key to happiness. Sex feels better but is not as essential on a daily basis.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Tapeworm on July 19, 2011, 07:32:29 AM
The one I am replacing is only 3 years old but it is a cheap Eljer. Biggest piece of shit I have ever owned. I even had to buy a heavy duty plunger to keep in that bathroom because guest would be embarrased when they would clog it. This is why I am so excited about this new purchase.

Should have just handed them one of those Playdough extrusion plates.

(http://www.tipsquirrel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Extrude1.jpg)
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Papper on July 19, 2011, 07:45:38 AM
I was going to put it on ebay. I believe it will bring more money uncleaned. juruth is more than welcome to bid on it. He can clean the bowl with a slice of bread.  ;D

hahaha ;D
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: funk51 on July 19, 2011, 11:51:02 AM
Pretty excited about this purchase. I asked the guy on the phone taking the order if this toilet would flush a 3 pound meat loaf without clogging. Once he quit laughing he said yes. I asked for it in writing but he said he couldn't do that. You are all welcome to come over and put it to the test. We can fill it to the rim then give it a flush. Anyone own one of these??

http://www.nationalbuildersupply.com/p/toto-cst744e01-toilet.html
you went and jogged a memory, it is said that this guy could lose 20 lbs overnight and clogged many a toilet including mike mentzer's. may he rip.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Fortress on July 19, 2011, 11:58:01 AM
A quality toilet with a powerful flush is imperative for the hard training (and huge eating) bodybuilder.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 19, 2011, 12:14:23 PM
The one I am replacing is only 3 years old but it is a cheap Eljer. Biggest piece of shit I have ever owned. I even had to buy a heavy duty plunger to keep in that bathroom because guest would be embarrased when they would clog it. This is why I am so excited about this new purchase.

wow  ;D
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 19, 2011, 12:34:58 PM
Maybe this would be a nice present for the gym**rat: the turd twister..for the artistic shitter.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on July 19, 2011, 01:21:22 PM
Maybe this would be a nice present for the gym**rat: the turd twister..for the artistic shitter.

So what do I do with this. I take it I will have to somehow get it impaled in my ass. Not sure if I will be able to talk the wife into assisting me with the installation. But hey, if it will get me to make turds that Picasso would envy then I am game.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Ropo on July 19, 2011, 11:44:28 PM
Fuck me, I did not think of that. I will check it out. Not supposed to shit for 48 hrs. I was just worried about getting a john to choke down my turds. Thank you.

These things you have to think about, because it isn't so much about the hole in the shitter, than it is about the piping's from there to sewer. You know, you can't put 12" shit in the 4" tube...
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: quadzilla456 on July 20, 2011, 10:05:25 AM
Because the last thing I want to do is pick up turds out of the backyard or smell them steaming in the summer heat when I am hanging out at the pool. I don't live in a primative campground. Somedays I wish I did.
You like it, admit it! It beats spiral skidmarks in the toilet bowl, doesn't it??!
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: spude on July 20, 2011, 10:09:48 AM
honey badger doesn't give a shit...
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 21, 2011, 11:16:40 AM
flushmate in action

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Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 21, 2011, 11:21:43 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on July 21, 2011, 11:36:32 AM
:)

That is one sweet pussy. You hittin' that dutch?
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Thespritz0 on July 21, 2011, 11:50:01 AM
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/video/odd-22186925/extremely-loud-toilet-25996008.html


This is what he ACTUALLY ORDERED!!!!! :o
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on July 21, 2011, 11:56:04 AM
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/video/odd-22186925/extremely-loud-toilet-25996008.html


This is what he ACTUALLY ORDERED!!!!! :o

Damn! That would be enough to scare the shit out of you. Pun intended.   :D
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 21, 2011, 11:56:13 AM
I'm sure the Gym**rat likes this guy....
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: bradistani on July 21, 2011, 12:01:34 PM
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Deicide on July 21, 2011, 12:02:49 PM
Taking dumps is important...
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 21, 2011, 12:04:08 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on July 21, 2011, 12:05:01 PM
Taking dumps is important...

Thank you! Finally someone that understands me. I just got an email confirmation today that it has shipped!   ;D
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 21, 2011, 12:07:57 PM
Thank you! Finally someone that understands me. I just got an email confirmation today that it has shipped!   ;D
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: bradistani on July 21, 2011, 12:10:26 PM
anyone noticed that quilted toilet paper is a right bastard for blocking toilets ? every blockage we've had has been a result of using thick, soft bog roll
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on July 21, 2011, 02:42:07 PM
anyone noticed that quilted toilet paper is a right bastard for blocking toilets ? every blockage we've had has been a result of using thick, soft bog roll

I will never use anything but Charmin. Even if it is free toilet paper day at the grocery store I am buying my Charmin. It does clog easier especially when you have that hunk of shit hanging on an ass hair and you end up smearing it all over your ass crack and it takes you 4 wipes to clean up.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Primemuscle on July 21, 2011, 10:17:05 PM
I will never use anything but Charmin. Even if it is free toilet paper day at the grocery store I am buying my Charmin. It does clog easier especially when you have that hunk of shit hanging on an ass hair and you end up smearing it all over your ass crack and it takes you 4 wipes to clean up.

I hate it when this happens. Especially when you take a shit somewhere other than at home. Happened to me today at Home Depot....used half a roll of toilet paper.  :)
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Gym Rat on April 14, 2023, 11:39:16 AM
Speaking of Shitters:

 ??? ??? ???

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CobJOaQuAz3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: robcguns on April 14, 2023, 11:43:40 AM
Just went back and read the first post. I need a toilet like this. I have no joke clogged my toilet every morning for the last 3 months. It’s ridiculous. Hahaha.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: funk51 on April 14, 2023, 03:23:51 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D  this guy could plug it , ask mentzer, he was said to lose 20 lbs overnight at times. course both guys are no longer with us.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: wes on April 14, 2023, 03:50:10 PM
Speaking of Shitters:

 ??? ??? ???

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CobJOaQuAz3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
WTF ???

Get this guy to a fucking institution............. ....GEEZUS!  :(
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on April 14, 2023, 06:56:55 PM
Speaking of Shitters:

 ??? ??? ???

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CobJOaQuAz3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Gym Rat, what word did you use that brought up my old post? My guess is "Shitter". Unfortunately I lost my Toto toilet in the divorce 9 yrs ago. The judge would not award it to me. I bought another one in my new house after the divorce. But I have since moved to Florida and again I am dealing with a subpar Turd Transporter.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Rusty Trombone on April 14, 2023, 10:11:01 PM
Speaking of Shitters:

 ??? ??? ???

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CobJOaQuAz3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Gym Rat, what word did you use that brought up my old post? My guess is "Shitter". Unfortunately I lost my Toto toilet in the divorce 9 yrs ago. The judge would not award it to me. I bought another one in my new house after the divorce. But I have since moved to Florida and again I am dealing with a subpar Turd Transporter.

Huh?  ???

Gym rat are you talking to yourself or your past self here?

Is this a case of dissociative identity disordrer?

Epic
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: robcguns on April 15, 2023, 05:21:07 AM
Huh?  ???

Gym rat are you talking to yourself or your past self here?

Is this a case of dissociative identity disordrer?

Epic

Hahahahah. This has had me laughing all morning.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on April 15, 2023, 08:11:07 AM
Huh?  ???

Gym rat are you talking to yourself or your past self here?

Is this a case of dissociative identity disordrer?

Epic

Nope, not talking to myself. I am an OG. Registered 2004. No other accounts. Many other variations of gym rat's have come and gone. I have been absent for quite some time. I just pop in every couple months to see what's up.

EDIT: Gym Rat is an OG as well. He actually joined the same year I did but around 7 months prior.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on April 15, 2023, 01:26:07 PM
Nope, not talking to myself. I am an OG. Registered 2004. No other accounts. Many other variations of gym rat's have come and gone. I have been absent for quite some time. I just pop in every couple months to see what's up.

EDIT: Gym Rat is an OG as well. He actually joined the same year I did but around 7 months prior.

I remember your posts, you had the avatar text “sea munkeys!!!” or some thing like that
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: IroNat on April 15, 2023, 01:29:29 PM
This thread is funny.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on April 15, 2023, 01:30:19 PM
This thread is funny.

Gym**rat is a funny dude
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on April 15, 2023, 05:05:31 PM

I remember your posts, you had the avatar text “sea munkeys!!!” or some thing like that

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=388718.0

Since moving to Florida my sea monkey condition has worsened. For those who don't know a what a sea monkey is, it where you sit on a vinyl or leather chair for a while and when you get up it leaves a mark on the cushion from your ass sweating.
If you ever leave sea monkeys there is a trick to erase the embarrassing monkey. Instead of getting straight up off the chair, you slide off of it instead. This will wipe it away. Of course you still have to endure an embarrassing sweat stain on your pants/shorts.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on April 15, 2023, 05:13:21 PM
Gym**rat is a funny dude

Thanks PV69! I feel it's just as easy to make someone laugh as it is to piss someone off.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Tapeworm on April 16, 2023, 06:19:03 PM
I just shat in a new shitter.

Enviro-john. Saves water by only flushing half your turd away.

Be a janitor every crap. Fucking slave tech peasant plumbing.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: gym**rat on April 17, 2023, 09:22:07 AM
I just shat in a new shitter.

Enviro-john. Saves water by only flushing half your turd away.

Be a janitor every crap. Fucking slave tech peasant plumbing.

Solution: Hang a hatchet next to the toilet paper roll. Unfortunately you will just have to play lumberjack prior to each flush.
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Kwon on April 17, 2023, 09:40:48 AM
Nope, not talking to myself. I am an OG. Registered 2004. No other accounts. Many other variations of gym rat's have come and gone. I have been absent for quite some time. I just pop in every couple months to see what's up.

EDIT: Gym Rat is an OG as well. He actually joined the same year I did but around 7 months prior.

Is there a Gym Brat as well?
Title: Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
Post by: Gym Rat on April 17, 2023, 10:25:02 AM
Huh?  ???

Gym rat are you talking to yourself or your past self here?

Is this a case of dissociative identity disordrer?

Epic

Well, I do talk to myself, but not here. This gym**rat's been around for ages, and of course his username has more characters, as he is "a character" himself.
Good dude...