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Title: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on July 27, 2011, 06:31:11 AM
.....I mean, even the ugly ones are taken

I mean, WTF is going on
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Natural Man on July 27, 2011, 06:33:46 AM
It's beyond me you still werent able to find and keep a woman. You look good, you re funny (when it's not self depreciating humor that hides a low self esteem caused by a poor education and the absence of love from a caring father) and well intentioned most of the time, just badly misguided by a poor father figure and shitty influences that resulted from the initial split between your parents.

You re not homosexual either, just a kid with a splitted psych because his parents separated who badly needs a strong father figure like so many nowadays.  

Just fucking get a decent job, start studies all over and find yourself a good girl. But you need to unlearn a lot of false beliefs first.

You must fight against the evil things you inherited from your father or acquired, and cultivate the good things inherited from both him (im sure there are some) and your mother ! You can also LEARN A LOT OF NEW THINGS STILL. Faith in spirituality, hope, and willing to do good, loyalty obviously coming from your mother.

It's the fight of our life, all of us.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Stark on July 27, 2011, 06:37:48 AM
you mean there aren't any single woman left that you haven't fucked?
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 27, 2011, 06:38:18 AM
Plenty of single women where I live (Paris). But doesn't change the fact that single guys are having a hard time here too. Single women are harder to get into bed with then the hooked-up ones. And as a guy, if you're in a relationship yourself, you have much better chances getting a single girl as a side dish than if you were single lookng for a relationship. Single girls think poorly of single guys.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on July 27, 2011, 06:40:21 AM
If it counts for anything I'm done with stripping for good

And, I put my aspirations of being a fitness model to a rest. I just don't care about that anymore. If it happens- cool. If not- I couldn't care less

Seriously though, aside from my online persona (which, really is me) I'm a very good person in social settings. But still it is so hard to "score" with a mediocre girl in Albany because THEY ARE ALL TAKEN. it's unreal


Is this true anywhere else?
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Butterbean on July 27, 2011, 06:40:56 AM
I mean, WTF is going on

Do you live in China?
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Tito24 on July 27, 2011, 06:41:23 AM
its very strange that when you have a girlfriend suddenly you get offers from women everywhere.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 27, 2011, 06:44:53 AM
its very strange that when you have a girlfriend suddenly you get offers from women everywhere.

Not strange at all. Women lust after what other women have. It's a competitive thing. Also, if you're in a relationship you make women think that you have qualities that single guys lack (commitment, ability to compromise, etc.....).
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Natural Man on July 27, 2011, 06:45:01 AM
Elegant, smart, faithful, educated women coming from stable families are taught by their fathers and mothers not to date losers because they mean troubles. They can detect them from a mile. What were you guys thinking. Of course it's hard to find them.

Yet, they can recognize such a guy who wants to better himself and give him a chance. They can have pity for a guy whose parents separated and offer him the opportunity to repair his past. But if you shit on this oportunity, you re the worst asshole ever, period.
When your father left your mother and condemend both you and sisters/brothers and mother to a lot of pain and the terrible possibility of reproducing what he exposed you to, you better not listening to him anymore.


But i'm sure jhonny could get one of these good women. Just aim for a girl who s working while studying, isnt superifcial, is down to earth, has family values and knows how to be a caring mother for both her man and eventual kids. Work, study, i mean you re able to do something better than ptraining or stripping ffs. Teach her sex (balanced sexual acts, not extremistic shit, do not search to perform, casual normal sex with love is what lasts the longest) , how to get in shape and go thru life together. You re wasting your time johnny !

Stay balanced, quit the extremes. Lots of hapiness to be found in sincere, prosaic, everyday stable love. But it requires a lot of courage and sacrifices.

Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: garebear on July 27, 2011, 06:47:53 AM
Just do what all the other GB playaz do and bang a girl who is already with someone.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: GroinkTropin on July 27, 2011, 06:58:41 AM
Yeah come to the bay area, shit's horrible! Unless you want to date 19 year olds, all the decent girls over 22-23 are always married or close to it. Kids, absolutely.

It's impossible for a guy my age, 30, to find a woman who is single, attractive, not married, no kids, not crazy.

If a decent looking girl isn't married she usually has kids or is bat shit crazy, probably some combination of the two.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Natural Man on July 27, 2011, 07:01:36 AM
this is why you should date your HS sweetheart and not leave her !

BTW the women in their 30s who are 'batshit crazy' have often been left alone with the kids by a man who had no father ...no wonder they become 'batshit crazy'!
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 27, 2011, 07:09:22 AM
this is why you should date your HS sweetheart and not leave her !

BTW the women in their 30s who are 'batshit crazy' have often been left alone with the kids by a man who had no father ...no wonder they become 'batshit crazy'!

wait until you meet the mental chicks in their 40's - lol crazy bitches that hate men, but want a man. LOL
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: YngiweRhoads on July 27, 2011, 07:11:31 AM
Bang your boss' wife and piss in his drink.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Tito24 on July 27, 2011, 07:12:10 AM
staying with your hs sweetheart, isnt it fucking hard to stay with one women only your whole life
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 27, 2011, 07:13:11 AM
staying with your hs sweetheart, isnt it fucking hard to stay with one women only your whole life

can be done if you fuk dozens on the side  ;D
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on July 27, 2011, 07:17:02 AM
Just do what all the other GB playaz do and bang a girl who is already with someone.

you know what is weird and that is I seem to have this "code" that makes me not want to be with a married or "taken" girl


unfortunately, my "code" doesn't come with something cool like a "dark passenger"
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 27, 2011, 07:19:12 AM
you know what is weird and that is I seem to have this "code" that makes me not want to be with a married or "taken" girl


unfortunately, my "code" doesn't come with something cool like a "dark passenger"

Maybe that's a good thing. If you had one, maybe he'd make you fuck guys.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: WillGrant on July 27, 2011, 07:20:21 AM
It's beyond me you still werent able to find and keep a woman. You look good, you re funny (when it's not self depreciating humor that hides a low self esteem caused by a poor education and the absence of love from a caring father) and well intentioned most of the time, just badly misguided by a poor father figure and shitty influences that resulted from the initial split between your parents.

You re not homosexual either, just a kid with a splitted psych because his parents separated who badly needs a strong father figure like so many nowadays.  

Just fucking get a decent job, start studies all over and find yourself a good girl. But you need to unlearn a lot of false beliefs first.

You must fight against the evil things you inherited from your father or acquired, and cultivate the good things inherited from both him (im sure there are some) and your mother ! You can also LEARN A LOT OF NEW THINGS STILL. Faith in spirituality, hope, and willing to do good, loyalty obviously coming from your mother.

It's the fight of our life, all of us.
His online persona might be total the opposite of the real him.. I have met people off the net that online you joke around with and they seem fun but in real life they are boring uptight and gawky.

No offense to JNN :)
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Tito24 on July 27, 2011, 07:20:30 AM
can be done if you fuk dozens on the side  ;D

jay isnt faithfull :'( :'(
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on July 27, 2011, 07:22:13 AM
Maybe that's a good thing. If you had one, maybe he'd make you fuck guys.

this brings up a converse point though and that is (...and, this is a predictable turn) while there is a shortage of available women, there are MILLIONS of gay men available



irony
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Stavios on July 27, 2011, 07:26:12 AM
staying with your hs sweetheart, isnt it fucking hard to stay with one women only your whole life

x2
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: jedibrat on July 27, 2011, 07:27:48 AM
Not strange at all. Women lust after what other women have. It's a competitive thing. Also, if you're in a relationship you make women think that you have qualities that single guys lack (commitment, ability to compromise, etc.....).

Nah, women just find you less attractive when you're walking around single and pitching a tent.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Natural Man on July 27, 2011, 07:29:22 AM
staying with your hs sweetheart, isnt it fucking hard to stay with one women only your whole life

You obviously didnt learn to resist frustration, nor the ways of a balanced fulfilling lifestyle. Obviously you ve been conditionned to be constantly the prey for all frustrating influences and are their toy. A lot of more spiritual, complex , mature feelings and reasonnings are out of reach for you. You can only focus on yourself. You keep doing things that get less and less fulfiling the more you abuse them. You find no rest, yet keep running in circle believing in the same things that give you no peace at the same time. You re also mostly useless to others and contribute nothing to the whole picture and feel empty. You want to hurt others people because you re jealous of them and the fact they contribute more and as result get more in return. The key of hapiness. As more time is wasted, your anger grows.

Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Natural Man on July 27, 2011, 07:30:18 AM
this brings up a converse point though and that is (...and, this is a predictable turn) while there is a shortage of available women, there are MILLIONS of gay men available



irony
There s obviously a process of selection at work here.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 27, 2011, 07:30:36 AM
this brings up a converse point though and that is (...and, this is a predictable turn) while there is a shortage of available women, there are MILLIONS of gay men available



irony

Pleonasm. They are by "nature".
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: BIG ACH on July 27, 2011, 07:30:49 AM
Been married 5 years to my High School sweetheart...  Very glad I don't have to go on that dating carroussel anymore

Best decision I've ever made!
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Tito24 on July 27, 2011, 07:32:17 AM
Been married 5 years to my High School sweetheart...  Very glad I don't have to go on that dating carroussel anymore

Best decision I've ever made!

how do you know he doesnt fuck around?
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 27, 2011, 07:34:07 AM
 :D  She is single for sure....
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on July 27, 2011, 07:34:25 AM
There s obviously a process of selection at work here.

explain?

I think I know what you mean...but, explain nonetheless  



btw, I don't have that "I'm God's gift to gay men" attitude anymore.  I'm just another piece of meat who is no different than any other guy

Fact of the matter is that Gay men are men and men (whether they be Gay or Straight) are pigs who will fuck just about anything
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: BIG ACH on July 27, 2011, 07:35:41 AM
how do you know he doesnt fuck around?

The same way she knows I don't fuck around. 
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 27, 2011, 07:36:08 AM
how do you know he doesnt fuck around?

have you seen pics of him  ::)
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: BIG ACH on July 27, 2011, 07:38:07 AM
have you seen pics of him  ::)

Good looking out dude lol  ;D
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on July 27, 2011, 07:38:22 AM
I should have spent more time talking to girls in High School rather than playing Street Fighter





I might have some deep rooted intimacy issues but I fucking rule as Vega
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 27, 2011, 07:39:48 AM
Good looking out dude lol  ;D

just kidding my friend - you look way better now, scary when you were 170....
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: BIG ACH on July 27, 2011, 07:41:37 AM
I should have spent more time talking to girls in High School rather than playing Street Fighter





I might have some deep rooted intimacy issues but I fucking rule as Vega

OH HOW DID I SOOOOO KNOW YOU PLAYED WITH VEGA!!!!!  SO OBVIOUS!!!!




I played with Vega too lol  then my American wannabe ass switched to Guile lol
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Stavios on July 27, 2011, 07:42:22 AM
how do you know he doesnt fuck around?
  ;D
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Tito24 on July 27, 2011, 07:42:59 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on July 27, 2011, 07:43:26 AM
OH HOW DID I SOOOOO KNOW YOU PLAYED WITH VEGA!!!!!  SO OBVIOUS!!!!


Vega and I have alot in common.....we are both Beautiful Savages
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: CalvinH on July 27, 2011, 07:44:01 AM
.....I mean, even the ugly ones are taken

I mean, WTF is going on


Location,location,location.tri state area is full of single broads...no problem here.


....plus your "look" is nothing outrageous here.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Natural Man on July 27, 2011, 07:44:26 AM
explain?

I think I know what you mean...but, explain nonetheless  



btw, I don't have that "I'm God's gift to gay men" attitude anymore.  I'm just another piece of meat who is no different than any other guy

Fact of the matter is that Gay men are men and men (whether they be Gay or Straight) are pigs who will fuck just about anything
Smart people with family values are growing apart of the rest of society, reach higher positions, earn more money, are happier and contribute more to mankind. You dont hear about them, because precisely they re not extremistic in their ways, behaviors, words they use. They dont look for attention as they are satisfied by the love they receive from caring parents, family, brothers and sisters. They re balanced. They write books, heal people, build things, teach... They re humble, understand the principles of karma causes/consequences over several generations. When you need someone you can count on to lead a business which involves giving money to several people in return of their work and time, they re the ones that are selected. When you need someone to develop and maintain life, they re the ones you chose.
They re taught to stay away from destructive people, so the legacy they re part of and must continue doesnt get tainted. Instead on focusing solely on themselves, they focus on others as much as they focus on themselves. They better both themselves and others. they do no dominate unilaterally, they tend to inspire others. They know they re not eternal and accept it. They know the limitations and arent shocked when they face them, when the spoiled kid raised by a single momy with no father figure cannot resist frustration as every single wish he had since his childhood has been answered by her. He didnt learn to grow up and to face adversity. Later, he gets angry everytime something doesnt go his way and when he has to merit, obtain things by working, learning, adapting, cooperating with others.

This kid, girl or boy (later woman or woman) cant get enough of anything. Everything gets boring real fast. He can't focus.


Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on July 27, 2011, 07:44:55 AM
I should have spent more time talking to girls in High School rather than playing Street Fighter


I might have some deep rooted intimacy issues but I fucking rule as Vega
LOL. Going waaaaay back with that one.

/sagat.    ;D
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Natural Man on July 27, 2011, 07:50:22 AM
/liu kang here.


(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110422221527/mk/images/e/ea/Liu_Kang_MK1.gif)
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: BIG ACH on July 27, 2011, 07:56:10 AM
/liu kang here.


Now we switched to Mortal Kombat - which was more my game than SF...


Johnny Cage for me

(http://images.wikia.com/mk/images/d/db/Jcmk2.gif)
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 27, 2011, 07:58:46 AM
.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: WillGrant on July 27, 2011, 08:02:03 AM
This thread

(http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m503/JustSpartan/eBaum/posts/Theeffectofcomputersonteenageboys.jpg)
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on July 27, 2011, 08:20:15 AM
I was a johnny cage guy in MK, btw


(/big shock)
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: BIG ACH on July 27, 2011, 08:28:15 AM
I was a johnny cage guy in MK, btw


(/big shock)

Salvatore lets hang out soon bro!  8)
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Stavios on July 27, 2011, 08:29:32 AM
I was a johnny cage guy in MK, btw


(/big shock)

damn you and Big Ach could be life partners, you have so much in common ;D
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: rccs on July 27, 2011, 08:33:03 AM
.....I mean, even the ugly ones are taken

I mean, WTF is going on
Start looking for vaginas...
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: BIG ACH on July 27, 2011, 08:33:35 AM
damn you and Big Ach could be life partners, you have so much in common ;D

Through time, I've really come to realize that Johnnynoname is like the single, reckless, crazier, cooler version of me

 8)
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 27, 2011, 09:33:04 AM
salvatorio,
have you thought about the following:

1. getting a job
2. wearing normal clothes as opposed to bedazzled pants du jour?

these two points alone will increase your vag chances ten fold
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Natural Man on July 27, 2011, 09:35:30 AM
salvatorio,
have you thought about the following:

1. getting a job
2. wearing normal clothes as opposed to bedazzled pants du jour?

these two points alone will increase your vag chances ten fold
i'm obliged to agree here.

Wear normal jeans, shirts , just shave your head, get a decent job while starting studies, and it will help a lot. If your appearence is repulsive, if the character you built doesnt attract, change it first. You re not going to attract good girls parading wearing douchebag clothes, being tanned etc
This disguise does not even attract the blonds with model physiques and plastic boobs you were aiming at. In fact i guess it only attracts homos.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: stuntmovie on July 27, 2011, 09:56:45 AM
Might help! Might not!

One athletic guy we know was in the same situation as Sal. One of the nephews took him to an acting class in LaLaLand and he liked it and joined up.

Within 6 months he had a minor role on a national TV series and from the moment his face was shown on TV ... he had no problem meeting the ladies. Even though he ain't no major star, he's recognized wherever he goes.

But those who know him well really think that his self confidence has grown a hell of a lot since he got that TV role .... and that alone is what made the difference.

Gotta be a lesson here someplace for ya, Sal.

I still think you'd be one hell of a great Stand-Up Comedian just being the persona you bring to this GetBig Board .... or a colorful side kick character in some major TV series.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on July 27, 2011, 09:59:44 AM
Might help! Might not!

One athletic guy we know was in the same situation as Sal. One of the nephews took him to an acting class in LaLaLand and he liked it and joined up.

Within 6 months he had a minor role on a national TV series and from the moment his face was shown on TV ... he had no problem meeting the ladies. Even though he ain't no major star, he's recognized wherever he goes.

But those who know him well really think that his self confidence has grown a hell of a lot since he got that TV role .... and that alone is what made the difference.

Gotta be a lesson here someplace for ya, Sal.

I still think you'd be one hell of a great Stand-Up Comedian just being the persona you bring to this GetBig Board .... or a colorful side kick character in some major TV series.
Absolutely, stunt. johnny's got all sorts of 'whacky neighbour' potential.    :)
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on July 27, 2011, 10:49:08 AM
salvatorio,
have you thought about the following:

1. getting a job
2. wearing normal clothes as opposed to bedazzled pants du jour?

these two points alone will increase your vag chances ten fold

actually, my clothing isn't at all like you think.

I've actually toned it down ALOT...i'm very CM Punk-like in my clothing lately.  I still were designer brands but i'm more humble looking
...and, i'm getting a legit job now............I'm gonna go back to making Gelato............don't laugh











"wacky neighbor" as in Larry from "Three's Company"?
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Wiggs on July 27, 2011, 11:11:24 AM
.....I mean, even the ugly ones are taken

I mean, WTF is going on

Is that how you justify your love of men?
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Natural Man on July 27, 2011, 11:44:15 AM
Is that how you justify your love of men?
he had every right to question hsi sexual orientation LIKE MANY MEN NOWADAYS considering his past, and his troubled relationship with his absent and bad father. Doesnt make him an homosexual. Dude is into women, he loves women cause he s been loved by his own mother who had to do it all without her husband.

You re on the good path johnny. It's never too late. There are people who understand way later, in their 40s, 50s,60s...And others who never get it.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: viking1 on July 27, 2011, 12:00:11 PM
(http://blogs-images.forbes.com/kiriblakeley/files/2011/05/arnold-schwarzenegger-baby-mama1.jpg)

She's single.  :D
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Natural Man on July 27, 2011, 12:03:48 PM
(http://blogs-images.forbes.com/kiriblakeley/files/2011/05/arnold-schwarzenegger-baby-mama1.jpg)

She's single.  :D
but she alrdy has a child!
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: oldtimer1 on July 27, 2011, 12:25:47 PM
Single women in their 30's are looking for husband material.  That means a guy with a real job and his own place. They want a family and a guy that can support that. A guy doing juice wearing a tight tee shirt living with his mom is a turn off for most women who aren't losers.
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Post by: The Grim Lifter on July 27, 2011, 04:44:14 PM
Single women in their 30's are looking for husband material.  That means a guy with a real job and his own place. They want a family and a guy that can support that. A guy doing juice wearing a tight tee shirt living with his mom is a turn off for most women who aren't losers.

That alone turns them away because if you look good in your 30's they know they can't hold you down. The insecurity never ends.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on July 27, 2011, 05:09:46 PM
.....I mean, even the ugly ones are taken

I mean, WTF is going on


 Wow!! if ugly women does not want you..... you should pay attention to the message.

 And in this case not even Rickson Gracie can help you.

 Perhaps you should lie a little bit more... don't tell them that you like to suck c*ck.

 Put some size start to look and weight like man... hope this helps. ;)
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Red Hook on July 27, 2011, 05:28:08 PM
Plenty of single women where I live (Paris). But doesn't change the fact that single guys are having a hard time here too. Single women are harder to get into bed with then the hooked-up ones. And as a guy, if you're in a relationship yourself, you have much better chances getting a single girl as a side dish than if you were single lookng for a relationship. Single girls think poorly of single guys.

I was in Paris for 2 weeks earlier this year..did not see one hot chick, perhaps because it was still cold.

apart from that I had a great time. I had dinner in Jules Verne restaurant in the Eiffel tower and did every tourist thing that there is to do and see.

the only thing cheap there is the second hand smoke.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 27, 2011, 05:45:37 PM
This is all we got left.

Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 27, 2011, 05:48:31 PM
i'm obliged to agree here.

Wear normal jeans, shirts , just shave your head, get a decent job while starting studies, and it will help a lot. If your appearence is repulsive, if the character you built doesnt attract, change it first. You re not going to attract good girls parading wearing douchebag clothes, being tanned etc
This disguise does not even attract the blonds with model physiques and plastic boobs you were aiming at. In fact i guess it only attracts homos.

Spot on.

"1"
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: cephissus on July 27, 2011, 06:17:28 PM
I should have spent more time talking to girls in High School rather than playing Street Fighter





I might have some deep rooted intimacy issues but I fucking rule as Vega

LMAO, coming from you, this is THE FUNNIEST post I have EVER read on getbig!  ;D
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on July 27, 2011, 06:29:48 PM
Just fuck the married ones
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Parker on July 27, 2011, 06:39:26 PM
Single women in their 30's are looking for fat dopey guys who can take care of their kids from other men.  That means a guy with a real job and his own place. They already have family and want a guy stupid enough to support them.  A guy who has it going on, living the life is best to avoid them at all costs, or he will be living with his mom.
Fixed for reality.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: abijahmaniaco on July 27, 2011, 06:55:20 PM
Yeah come to the bay area, shit's horrible! Unless you want to date 19 year olds, all the decent girls over 22-23 are always married or close to it. Kids, absolutely.

It's impossible for a guy my age, 30, to find a woman who is single, attractive, not married, no kids, not crazy.

If a decent looking girl isn't married she usually has kids or is bat shit crazy, probably some combination of the two.
very true post. sad but true. fml
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: reppingfor20 on July 27, 2011, 08:37:29 PM
johnny, stop chasing societies imprinted outcome they have pre planned for you for their maximum benefit, you steady worker paying taxes into the system while being married knocking up your wife multiple times and buying things you cannot afford while paying apr rates on top of that. 

Go out, fuck hoes, buy hoes for the night, live how you want to live, stop reading magazines, stop listening to tv shows, and you will stop chasing a dream that is not yours, that is being brainwashed into you.

Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 28, 2011, 01:23:09 AM
I was in Paris for 2 weeks earlier this year..did not see one hot chick, perhaps because it was still cold.

apart from that I had a great time. I had dinner in Jules Verne restaurant in the Eiffel tower and did every tourist thing that there is to do and see.

the only thing cheap there is the second hand smoke.

How was the Julesz Verne? It used to be a very touristical restaurant, people would go there just for the view but now that Ducasse has taken over, they say the food is much better (I'm not a big fan of his though-I've had dinner in a few of his restaurants and it never blew me away).
I agree on the shortage of hot chicks. The weather doesn't help as they all start taking care of themselves when the nice weather shows up but otherwise you'll only find them in certain spots (restaurants, clubs, hotel bars, etc....).The girl next door looks like shit here.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Tito24 on July 28, 2011, 06:55:17 AM
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Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Tito24 on July 28, 2011, 06:57:43 AM
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 28, 2011, 07:06:04 AM
(http://ma.rcus.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/thai1.jpg)

Ladyboy creation gone wrong  :-X
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Tito24 on July 28, 2011, 07:10:29 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=308516.0;attach=348579;image)
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 28, 2011, 07:12:20 AM
Haha, bring it on Tito  ;D
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Tito24 on July 28, 2011, 07:13:08 AM
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Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: WillGrant on July 28, 2011, 07:18:56 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=308516.0;attach=348579;image)
hahahaha  ;D
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Tito24 on July 28, 2011, 07:20:41 AM
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Post by: Tito24 on July 28, 2011, 07:39:23 AM
(http://cache.realitykings.com/rk/milfnextdoor/faces/jewel.pick1.jpg)
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 28, 2011, 07:40:13 AM
 :D
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Tito24 on July 28, 2011, 07:52:01 AM
(http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB2129-730153.jpg)

(http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/94022-725031.jpg)
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Natural Man on July 28, 2011, 07:56:48 AM
johnny, stop chasing societies imprinted outcome they have pre planned for you for their maximum benefit, you steady worker paying taxes into the system while being married knocking up your wife multiple times and buying things you cannot afford while paying apr rates on top of that. 

Go out, fuck hoes, buy hoes for the night, live how you want to live, stop reading magazines, stop listening to tv shows, and you will stop chasing a dream that is not yours, that is being brainwashed into you.


hahah you re so dumb it's incredible. I wont even comment.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on July 28, 2011, 07:57:59 AM
While I applaud tito24's work, I think you all glossed over something tremendous that I had just posted:

I CURRENTLY AM A GELATO CHEF!

you know what kind of field day you can have with that info
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: WillGrant on July 28, 2011, 07:59:16 AM
While I applaud tito24's work, I think you all glossed over something tremendous that I had just posted:

I CURRENTLY AM A GELATO CHEF!

you know what kind of field day you can have with that info
Who are you ? ???

































































:D
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: Tito24 on July 28, 2011, 08:08:08 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=256975.0;attach=297871;image)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie042.jpg)
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 28, 2011, 08:11:39 AM
While I applaud tito24's work, I think you all glossed over something tremendous that I had just posted:

I CURRENTLY AM A GELATO CHEF!

you know what kind of field day you can have with that info

Don't worry, we won't judge. It's far less creepy than if Basile made that statement.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: CalvinH on July 28, 2011, 08:25:02 AM
While I applaud tito24's work, I think you all glossed over something tremendous that I had just posted:

I CURRENTLY AM A GELATO CHEF!

you know what kind of field day you can have with that info


Pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: reppingfor20 on July 29, 2011, 11:07:39 AM
hahah you re so dumb it's incredible. I wont even comment.

that is because you cannot bring a intelligent argument against what I said, instead you choose to name call like a little kid does when he loses an argument.





Title: Re: There are NO single women left ANYWHERE!!!
Post by: WillGrant on July 29, 2011, 04:58:23 PM
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