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Title: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:26:11 PM: "it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner. "

This is a claim of new heights. He punches So hard that a shimpanzee with the strenght of 4 men. Turned around went into the corner curled up and started to cry....... So what MONSTER of a man could make a chimpanzee cry with One punch? Tyson? Terminator? Rambo!??! SUPERMAN!??!?!

..Well Almost!

(http://i.imgur.com/u5Rtr.jpg)

Quote from: Jaime on July 29, 2011, 05:40:59 PM
A friend owned one and their strength is overstated, it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner.
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: DeltsaForce on July 30, 2011, 03:27:32 PM: what is this shit?
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:29:16 PM: Quote from: DeltsaForce on July 30, 2011, 03:27:32 PM
what is this shit?

We have the only person in the world to win a fight with a chimpanzee on getbig, I just thought it needed mentioning ;D
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Rami on July 30, 2011, 03:30:25 PM: maybe it was one with a small scrotum and bad luck
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Stavios on July 30, 2011, 03:30:28 PM: that's nothing, I fucked a Chimpanzee's wife once, right in front of him

the little pussy didn't do shit
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: OTHstrong on July 30, 2011, 03:30:50 PM: Quote from: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:26:11 PM
"it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner. "

This is a claim of new heights. He punches So hard that a shimpanzee with the strenght of 4 men. Turned around went into the corner curled up and started to cry....... So what MONSTER of a man could make a chimpanzee cry with One punch? Tyson? Terminator? Rambo!??! SUPERMAN!??!?!

..Well Almost!

(http://i.imgur.com/u5Rtr.jpg)

Why don't people think before they bullshit.....even a baby chimp will fight back if you hit them,.... it's built in there instincts, dna, fearless and mercyless. Good call swede
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: 240 is Back on July 30, 2011, 03:31:17 PM: Quote from: Stavios on July 30, 2011, 03:30:28 PM
that's nothing, I fucked a Chimpanzee's wife once, right in front of him

the little pussy didn't do shit

~~pics~~ video or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: dr.chimps on July 30, 2011, 03:31:44 PM: Quote from: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:26:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/u5Rtr.jpg)
Is it his 'special' day?
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:32:42 PM: Quote from: dr.chimps on July 30, 2011, 03:31:44 PM
Is it his 'special' day?

;D ;D
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: OTHstrong on July 30, 2011, 03:32:47 PM: Quote from: 240 is Back on July 30, 2011, 03:31:17 PM
~~pics~~ video or it didn't happen.
I believe this one 8)
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Stavios on July 30, 2011, 03:32:51 PM: Quote from: dr.chimps on July 30, 2011, 03:31:44 PM
Is it his 'special' day?

notice the emo-lesbian in the background
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Sixty Six on July 30, 2011, 03:33:15 PM: Dude looks like he has a touch of the "downs" so him using his super retard strength to put that chimp in it's place is something I can believe.
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: DeltsaForce on July 30, 2011, 03:37:36 PM: Quote from: Onetimehard on July 30, 2011, 03:30:50 PM
Why don't people think before they bullshit.....even a baby chimp will fight back if you hit them,.... it's built in there instincts, dna, fearless and mercyless. Good call swede

chimpanzee ripped a woman's face off. can think of a few "female" getbiggers dat would be improved by starting shit with a simian
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Howard on July 30, 2011, 03:38:22 PM: Quote from: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:29:16 PM
We have the only person in the world to win a fight with a chimpanzee on getbig, I just thought it needed mentioning ;D
Ok fine, but see how he does fighting a honey badger!
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:40:08 PM: darren as a kid

(http://i.imgur.com/xaBbo.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:47:57 PM: darren finally reached good conditioning last year!

(http://i.imgur.com/j61Q1.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:50:55 PM: in all seriousness Darren is a good boxer though. Lets see If I can find any of his boxing photos
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the co
Post by: Parker on July 30, 2011, 03:55:28 PM: I would hit the blonde---looks to have some nice Ds, and probably got more headgame than a professor
(http://i.imgur.com/u5Rtr.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 04:00:06 PM: Found it!

(http://i.imgur.com/Kgokw.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the co
Post by: DeltsaForce on July 30, 2011, 04:02:31 PM: Quote from: GangstaLean on July 30, 2011, 03:55:28 PM
I would hit the blonde---looks to have some nice Ds, and probably got more headgame than a professor
(http://i.imgur.com/u5Rtr.jpg)

she's married to dennis wolf
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on July 30, 2011, 04:06:28 PM: yes i caught that one too swede, its up there with the breaking of the german shepards spine with one blow claim ;D
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 04:07:27 PM: Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on July 30, 2011, 04:06:28 PM
yes i caught that one too swede, its up there with the breaking of the german shepards spine with one blow claim ;D

wasn't there some 1200 pound stone that someone carried for 24 h straight also once? kegdrainer? ;D
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the co
Post by: Parker on July 30, 2011, 04:09:14 PM: Quote from: DeltsaForce on July 30, 2011, 04:02:31 PM
she's married to dennis wolf
I feel sorry for her, lazy in the gym, lazy in bed. Although, she probably does all the work---so my statement about headgame could be correct.
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on July 30, 2011, 04:25:09 PM: Did SuckChimpDick weigh in on this? Isn't he the board chimp molester?
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: liberty on July 30, 2011, 04:51:35 PM
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Hulkotron on July 30, 2011, 04:54:54 PM: Why would someone want to punch a cute little Chimpanzee ???
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the co
Post by: Parker on July 30, 2011, 05:06:32 PM: Quote from: Hulkotron on July 30, 2011, 04:54:54 PM
Why would someone want to punch a cute little Chimpanzee ???
Because the chimp mouth raped his frog, and then it was posted on here.
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: PJim on July 30, 2011, 05:16:42 PM: I spotted that comment also. It beggers belief, it's that ridiculous.
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 30, 2011, 05:22:08 PM: Quote from: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:29:16 PM
We have the only person in the world to win a fight with a chimpanzee on getbig, I just thought it needed mentioning ;D

he's also a "white Serge Nubret" :D...LOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Jaime on July 30, 2011, 06:08:18 PM: I was trolling a suckmyscrotumthread. unfortunatley i have never met a chimp, although Swede has the face of one, he along with the gimp in the pic you posted.
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Ursus on July 31, 2011, 07:31:44 AM: Is the guy in the picture Jaime? - If so I can't believe he is the guy who has been trying to wind me up for God knows how long here!
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 31, 2011, 07:44:54 AM: No the fella in the pic is Darren Avey
Think theres confusion of someones behalf here
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Darren Avey on July 31, 2011, 11:32:41 AM: Quote from: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:26:11 PM
"it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner. "

This is a claim of new heights. He punches So hard that a shimpanzee with the strenght of 4 men. Turned around went into the corner curled up and started to cry....... So what MONSTER of a man could make a chimpanzee cry with One punch? Tyson? Terminator? Rambo!??! SUPERMAN!??!?!

..Well Almost!

(http://i.imgur.com/u5Rtr.jpg)

When the hell did i say that?!?!I never said that
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Swede! on July 31, 2011, 11:34:13 AM: lol , wtf i mixed the two together. How come no one corrected me until now?!?! lol

Im sorry darrenboy ;D
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 31, 2011, 11:38:11 AM: lol @ swede being confused while high .. still funny ;D
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Darren Avey on July 31, 2011, 11:38:35 AM: Quote from: Stavios on July 30, 2011, 03:32:51 PM
notice the emo-lesbian in the background

Hahaha yeh thats my wifes sisters girlfriend!
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Swede! on July 31, 2011, 11:42:04 AM: Quote from: Cleanest Natural on July 31, 2011, 11:38:11 AM
lol @ swede being confused while high .. still funny ;D

First post is still funny, I just happened to post nonrelated images ;D
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Megalodon on July 31, 2011, 11:45:03 AM: At the zoo or in the wild the chimp is king of his world.

Place the chimp in the daily grind of the average human and he'll be in way over his head.

Rise of the Apes is preparing us for chimps being released from zoos(just kidding). Don't fall for it.

They'll end up on drugs, alcohol, and/or in prison.
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Jaime on July 31, 2011, 12:27:05 PM: Quote from: Ursus on July 31, 2011, 07:31:44 AM
Is the guy in the picture Jaime? - If so I can't believe he is the guy who has been trying to wind me up for God knows how long here!

I have never said anything bad about you Ursus.
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Ursus on July 31, 2011, 04:41:29 PM: Maybe I am mistaken if so apologies. I genuinely cannot be sure.
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Rami on July 31, 2011, 11:08:02 PM: maybe it was this one? :)
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: mesmorph78 on July 31, 2011, 11:16:22 PM: Hmm so that's mr avery
Hmmm ok..
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: tu_holmes on August 01, 2011, 02:40:53 AM: Didn't a chimp rip off a woman's face in connecticut or something a couple of years back?

I mean RIPPED HER FACE OFF!!!

How many men can legitimately rip off a person's FACE?
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: DK II on August 01, 2011, 06:54:42 AM: Quote from: tu_holmes on August 01, 2011, 02:40:53 AM
Didn't a chimp rip off a woman's face in connecticut or something a couple of years back?

I mean RIPPED HER FACE OFF!!!

How many men can legitimately rip off a person's FACE?

One Ex-Special-Forces-Navy-SEAL-Marine, heir to a multi-billion casino empire, currently living in Brazil, IQ 240+, 300lbs 2%bf, 6'8'' German-Shepherd-spine-breaking monster of a man comes to mind...
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: dr.chimps on August 01, 2011, 06:56:19 AM: Quote from: DK II on August 01, 2011, 06:54:42 AM
One Ex-Special-Forces-Navy-SEAL-Marine, heir to a multi-billion casino empire, currently living in Brazil, IQ 240+, 300lbs 2%bf, 6'8'' German-Shepherd-spine-breaking monster of a man comes to mind...
LOL. What a CV. How is this guy not the CEO of the world!? ;D
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: DK II on August 01, 2011, 06:57:05 AM: Quote from: dr.chimps on August 01, 2011, 06:56:19 AM
LOL. What a CV. How is this guy not the CEO of the world!? ;D

Too busy.

He rather posts on getbig instead.
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Darren Avey on August 01, 2011, 10:40:21 AM: Quote from: mesmorph78 on July 31, 2011, 11:16:22 PM
Hmm so that's mr avery
Hmmm ok..

The one and the only 8)
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: BiGHer on August 01, 2011, 02:13:16 PM: Quote from: Stavios on July 30, 2011, 03:30:28 PM
that's nothing, I fucked a Chimpanzee's wife once, right in front of him

the little pussy didn't do shit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: asbrus on August 01, 2011, 02:21:11 PM: Quote from: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:26:11 PM
"it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner. "

This is a claim of new heights. He punches So hard that a shimpanzee with the strenght of 4 men. Turned around went into the corner curled up and started to cry....... So what MONSTER of a man could make a chimpanzee cry with One punch? Tyson? Terminator? Rambo!??! SUPERMAN!??!?!

JAIME CLAIMS THE SAME THING

..Well Almost!

(http://i.imgur.com/u5Rtr.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: funk51 on August 01, 2011, 02:25:27 PM: Quote from: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:26:11 PM
"it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner. "

This is a claim of new heights. He punches So hard that a shimpanzee with the strenght of 4 men. Turned around went into the corner curled up and started to cry....... So what MONSTER of a man could make a chimpanzee cry with One punch? Tyson? Terminator? Rambo!??! SUPERMAN!??!?!

frank buck.

..Well Almost!

(http://i.imgur.com/u5Rtr.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: G_Thang on August 01, 2011, 02:46:06 PM: (http://planetoddity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hairless-monkey-1.jpg)

Dr Chimps looking buffed.
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: dr.chimps on August 01, 2011, 02:49:50 PM: Quote from: G_Thang on August 01, 2011, 02:46:06 PM
(http://planetoddity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hairless-monkey-1.jpg)

Dr Chimps looking buffed.
Ouch! Actually, that was a shot of a zoo trick that got out of hand. I don't do Mirage 7.
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 01, 2011, 03:02:24 PM: Quote from: Swede! on July 30, 2011, 03:26:11 PM
"it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner. "

I remember reading that the other day. True or not, it cracked me up!!!
Title: Re: Getbigger claim: I Punched a Chimpanzee once and he went and cried in the corner
Post by: OTHstrong on August 01, 2011, 04:45:39 PM: Quote from: Jaime on July 30, 2011, 06:08:18 PM
I was trolling a suckmyscrotumthread. unfortunatley i have never met a chimp, although Swede has the face of one, he along with the gimp in the pic you posted.
didn't sound lke that to me, sounded like you tried to get away with it, untill getbig called you out