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Title: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2011, 12:26:06 AM
50 Foot reticulated python htat is 985 pounds and is fed dogs

Looks like Conan's nemesis never died!
http://animal.discovery.com/videos/weird-true-and-freaky-show-lifts-four-story-python.html (http://animal.discovery.com/videos/weird-true-and-freaky-show-lifts-four-story-python.html)
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on August 05, 2011, 12:27:31 AM
you mean someone is feeding that useless piece of crap with dogs?
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2011, 12:29:15 AM
you mean someone is feeding that useless piece of crap with dogs?
WHat else do you feed it---convicts?

Death penalty---Death by snake
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on August 05, 2011, 12:30:40 AM
WHat else do you feed it---convicts?

Death penalty---Death by snake

that's sad: feeding that useless piece of shit with such intelligent, smart, cute animals like dogs.
so sad
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 05, 2011, 12:31:54 AM
Wow Great video. That thing is huge..
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 05, 2011, 12:32:45 AM
Maybe it should be fed with useless pieces of shit....any suggestions ?
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2011, 12:34:30 AM
that's sad: feeding that useless piece of shit with such intelligent, smart, cute animals like dogs.
so sad
Retics are known as smart snakes---escape artists...
In Indonesia, there might be tons of stray dogs, that basicly are pretty much useless and are nothing more than a nuisance
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on August 05, 2011, 12:36:46 AM
Retics are known as smart snakes---escape artists...
In Indonesia, there might be tons of stray dogs, that basicly are pretty much useless and are nothing more than a nuisance

could be a cultural thing but i would let that shitty snake die of starvation instead of kill even the dumbest puppy dog.
this is really really sad
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 05, 2011, 12:40:29 AM
What have you got against snakes, Italian ? There great animals, they eat rats and stuff...
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on August 05, 2011, 12:44:06 AM
What have you got against snakes, Italian ? There great animals, they eat rats and stuff...

lolz, i actually do not dislike snakes, but maybe since i know how loyal, smart, loving, tender a dog is (even the dumbest you can find) that my stomach is revolting just thinking of letting that shitty thing kill it.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: DK II on August 05, 2011, 12:44:38 AM
Too much protein for one meal, it should eat 8-10 mice instead.  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 05, 2011, 12:51:29 AM
lolz, i actually do not dislike snakes, but maybe since i know how loyal, smart, loving, tender a dog is (even the dumbest you can find) that my stomach is revolting just thinking of letting that shitty thing kill it.
What if it was fed cats ?
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on August 05, 2011, 12:54:30 AM
What if it was fed cats ?

i have three little tigers, so no way
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2011, 12:55:32 AM
could be a cultural thing but i would let that shitty snake die of starvation instead of kill even the dumbest puppy dog.
this is really really sad
Thing is, to get that big...is very rare. I don't know how old that snake is, but if it were in the wild, it would be preying on humans, dogs, pigs, possibly even cattle
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: DK II on August 05, 2011, 12:56:53 AM
Thing is, to get that big...is very rare. I don't know how old that snake is, but if it were in the wild, it would be preying on humans, dogs, pigs, possibly even cattle

I won't comment on anything until i have seen it's training regime.


All drugs i would say, probably HGH and Tren.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 05, 2011, 12:57:10 AM
In the vid they say the snake's just under 50 feet, that's more than 15 meters. I really doubt this, as far as I know the largest snake ever was a bit over 9 meters...
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2011, 01:10:15 AM
In the vid they say the snake's just under 50 feet, that's more than 15 meters. I really doubt this, as far as I know the largest snake ever was a bit over 9 meters...
that thing looks long hell....it might be true...Retic are known to get long, and Green Anaconda is known to be a heavyweight.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: heycomedy on August 05, 2011, 01:15:19 AM
wow
imagine throwing him in here

Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Meso_z on August 05, 2011, 01:15:28 AM
They should feed the snake with Jason Huh.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: Schmoe Buster on August 05, 2011, 01:16:02 AM
I won't comment on anything until i have seen it's training regime.


All drugs i would say, probably HGH and Tren.

LOL, so you are saying that snake is not just creatine and glutamine with spot on nutrient timing?
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 05, 2011, 01:20:52 AM
They should feed the snake with Jason Huh.
Or Lonnie Teper.....or Meryl Streep!  The list is endless..... ;D
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: growth on August 05, 2011, 01:37:29 AM
Thing is, to get that big...is very rare. I don't know how old that snake is, but if it were in the wild, it would be preying on humans, dogs, pigs, possibly even cattle

That snake has been measured at somewhere betwen 20 and 23 foot if I remember correctly.
In one shot with some people sitting on it it can be seen that it is not that large.

Also in the closeup with the head it is evident that it does not belong to a 50 foot snake - typical head size for a 20 something foot reticulated python, same with the girth that is not even that impressive for a snake of that size but p. reticulatus is a rather slender snake as far as the really big snakes go.

In the wild these will usually feed on animals that do not exceed a weight of 100 pounds - there is a limit to how much their jaws can expand in order to accomodate larger prey.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Tito24 on August 05, 2011, 01:50:31 AM
haha yes with jason huh that criminal. i can picture him being swallowed and before hes gone you beat him with 2 shoes on the head for a while.

 but yes i think they should throw that thing back where he came from, supporting him with a dog diet is stupid.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 05, 2011, 01:52:04 AM
haha yes with jason huh that criminal. i can picture him being swallowed and before hes gone you beat him with 2 shoes on the head for a while.
LOL   ;D
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: DK II on August 05, 2011, 02:00:38 AM
LOL, so you are saying that snake is not just creatine and glutamine with spot on nutrient timing?

No way, it's fucking lean as hell, all muscle.

I bet it diets on diet soda as well.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 05, 2011, 02:01:41 AM
No way, it's fucking lean as hell, all muscle.

I bet it diets on diet soda as well.  ;D ;D ;D
All canned tuna, but it has problems with the can opener...
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2011, 02:03:24 AM
That snake has been measured at somewhere betwen 20 and 23 foot if I remember correctly.
In one shot with some people sitting on it it can be seen that it is not that large.

Also in the closeup with the head it is evident that it does not belong to a 50 foot snake - typical head size for a 20 something foot reticulated python, same with the girth that is not even that impressive for a snake of that size but p. reticulatus is a rather slender snake as far as the really big snakes go.

In the wild these will usually feed on animals that do not exceed a weight of 100 pounds - there is a limit to how much their jaws can expand in order to accomodate larger prey.

There was one snake on a show called "Wild Things", and it lived ina cave, it was measured at around 24 feet. This snake looked bigger, and longer, a whole lot bigger than the one on Wild things...

unless it's been measured on camera and independently verified, one could be skeptical...but that head is huge...in the first shot. I don't think Animal Planet is into bullshit claims
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Meso_z on August 05, 2011, 02:04:16 AM
haha yes with jason huh that criminal. i can picture him being swallowed and before hes gone you beat him with 2 shoes on the head for a while.

 but yes i think they should throw that thing back where he came from, supporting him with a dog diet is stupid.
;D
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 05, 2011, 02:05:27 AM
 :-\
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: DK II on August 05, 2011, 02:06:04 AM
All canned tuna, but it has problems with the can opener...

arms and legs need a little work though, typical poser routine, all chest and abs.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: growth on August 05, 2011, 02:16:04 AM
unless it's been measured on camera and independently verified, one could be skeptical...but that head is huge...in the first shot. I don't think Animal Planet is into bullshit claims

It has been measured, somebody went into the cage and put a tape measure on it:

http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/bigsnake.asp

I love what the snake keeper has to say about the snake contracting and expanding - solid foundation in physiology right there  ;D

The head is not that huge - it is called perspective ;)
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 05, 2011, 02:25:02 AM
They should try feeding it honey badgers. Snake would get his ass whooped...HB eats snakes for breakfast.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Swede! on August 05, 2011, 04:58:37 AM
A tribe in the middle of nowhere, as happy as can be worships this fucking thing, and boom, goverment takes it away. I guess there are other goverments besides americas that are fucked up  ;D
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 05, 2011, 05:08:32 AM
there are no snakes that enormous in the Wild. they can only get this crazy big in Captivity..........it's safe to say that this Muthafucker can swallow a full blown bodybuilder in whole.... :-X
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: MORTALCOIL on August 05, 2011, 05:12:55 AM
there are no snakes that enormous in the Wild. they can only get this crazy big in Captivity..........it's safe to say that this Muthafucker can swallow a full blown bodybuilder in whole.... :-X

And once the 'slin and GH are in his system, he'll blow up to an unprecedented mass while being ripped, will hit the stage and get the Sandow.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 05, 2011, 05:18:16 AM
And once the 'slin and GH are in his system, he'll blow up to an unprecedented mass while being ripped, will hit the stage and get the Sandow.



lol......hahahahahaha... .....I wonder how many Sandows it would snatch?..... ;D
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: heycomedy on August 05, 2011, 05:19:11 AM
50 Foot reticulated python htat is 985 pounds and is fed dogs

Looks like Conan's nemesis never died!
http://animal.discovery.com/videos/weird-true-and-freaky-show-lifts-four-story-python.html (http://animal.discovery.com/videos/weird-true-and-freaky-show-lifts-four-story-python.html)

I think death penalty should be by SNAKE and fully televised.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2011, 05:54:15 AM
It has been measured, somebody went into the cage and put a tape measure on it:

http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/bigsnake.asp

I love what the snake keeper has to say about the snake contracting and expanding - solid foundation in physiology right there  ;D

The head is not that huge - it is called perspective ;)
Thanks...basically a publicity stunt. There is a 18 Retic at a zoo in NC that is on/near the Cherokee Reservation---it was 200 pounds and looked like a big ass worm, due to it having a brown color.
I forgot what they feed it. But it used to belong to a kid and it got too big.

I have to find that Wild Things clip, because the snake almost choked out a herpatologist, and it was about 24 feet long..if I remember.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 05, 2011, 05:56:52 AM
:-\


I remember that pic of Chris and his Python.....hahahahahha.. ....I wonder if Chris was aware that if this Phyton went Bersek and decided to choke him, he would need 3 strong men to help remove that snake from his neck.....hahhahahahha
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2011, 06:16:52 AM

I remember that pic of Chris and his Python.....hahahahahha.. ....I wonder if Chris was aware that if this Phyton went Bersek and decided to choke him, he would need 3 strong men to help remove that snake from his neck.....hahhahahahha
That was a pic done for Nat Geo---and what's funny is I don't think they used him when they did the "Taboo" series where they highlighted bbing.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: delta9mda on August 05, 2011, 07:59:23 AM
In the vid they say the snake's just under 50 feet, that's more than 15 meters. I really doubt this, as far as I know the largest snake ever was a bit over 9 meters...
not even close to 50 ft. head is way too small. no homo
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: roccoginge on August 05, 2011, 08:49:21 AM
My pit could take him,  just kidding.  I wouldn't let my dog go near that fucker.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is feed dogs
Post by: _bruce_ on August 05, 2011, 10:18:37 AM
could be a cultural thing but i would let that shitty snake die of starvation instead of kill even the dumbest puppy dog.
this is really really sad

Agree.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: G_Thang on August 05, 2011, 10:24:15 AM
They should try feeding it honey badgers. Snake would get his ass whooped...HB eats snakes for breakfast.

it would be interesting to see what it could do with a constrictor that size in the amazon.  my guess is badger ends up 9 of 10 in the coils because the snake will auto constrict when the badger bits.  different game than having a tolerance to snake venom.  constrictors that size take down gators.  
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Fortress on August 05, 2011, 12:10:43 PM
Honey Badger don't give a shit. He'd bite that big fucker blind. Snack on him for weeks.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: mesmorph78 on August 05, 2011, 12:49:54 PM
haha yes with jason huh that criminal. i can picture him being swallowed and before hes gone you beat him with 2 shoes on the head for a while.

 but yes i think they should throw that thing back where he came from, supporting him with a dog diet is stupid.



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
mars funniest guy on here
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on August 05, 2011, 12:52:30 PM

 In this video you can see how fast the mouse disappear... and those are baby piranha.

 http://www.videosdahora.com.br/Videos-Br/6789/ataque-de-piranhas---cenas-reais/

 Now imagine what a piranha like the one in the pic can do.

 Piranha eat crocs for breakfast and snakes for dessert.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: mesmorph78 on August 05, 2011, 12:56:05 PM
In this video you can see how fast the mouse disappear... and those are baby piranha.

 http://www.videosdahora.com.br/Videos-Br/6789/ataque-de-piranhas---cenas-reais/

 Now imagine what a piranha like the one in the pic can do.

 Piranha eat crocs for breakfast and snakes for dessert.

didnt know piranha got that big
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: bigbobs on August 05, 2011, 01:13:14 PM
:-\

Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: delta9mda on August 05, 2011, 01:14:11 PM
is not a piranha, its an african fish. forgot the name at the moment. the fishing guy on discovery channel went to catch them.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2011, 02:03:19 PM
is not a piranha, its an african fish. forgot the name at the moment. the fishing guy on discovery channel went to catch them.
Tiger Fish.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 05, 2011, 02:08:16 PM
Tiger Fish.
He's a real badass, the honey badger of the waters. He doesn't give a shit...
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: G_Thang on August 05, 2011, 02:09:47 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=390824.0;attach=422481;image)

fake sister pick, fake fish.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2011, 02:40:40 PM
fake sister pick, fake fish.
Well, apparently, it's related to the pirahnas, so technically he's right....
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on August 05, 2011, 03:39:29 PM

 I was in a hurry when i posted the picture. that's not the real piranha... but Americans and Europeans called piranha.

 Google or go to youtube you will see.

 Examples.
 


 


 Here's the real piranha and black piranha.



 
Well, apparently, it's related to the pirahnas, so technically he's right....

 
fake sister pick, fake fish.


 Very funny.
Title: Re: 50 foot, 985 pound snake that is fed dogs
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2011, 03:51:12 PM
Red-Eyed Demon Fish, that's what I'd call it.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=390824.0;attach=422504;image)