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Title: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: Howard on August 05, 2011, 11:54:13 PM


What a woman! hahahahaha
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: WillGrant on August 05, 2011, 11:59:07 PM
You are one strange fucker
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: Howard on August 06, 2011, 12:27:16 AM
It really is just a big joke with me. Most prissy, sexy woman refuse to admit they fart or have any bad smell come out of 'em.
I never thought I would hear a hotty like Jessica Simpson admit that her butt smells heheheh
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: billytwolips on August 06, 2011, 12:32:05 AM
yep, i would let her fart into my oxygen mask and inhale it deeply just to have a chance to enjoy some of jessica simpson's sweet t i t s, p u s s y and a s s... curves for days!!!
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: Howard on August 06, 2011, 12:42:42 AM
yep, i would let her fart into my oxygen mask and inhale it deeply just to have a chance to enjoy some of jessica simpson's sweet t i t s, p u s s y and a s s... curves for days!!!

A real man who I can respect.
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: flinstones1 on August 06, 2011, 12:44:28 AM
 God help you fella
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: Howard on August 06, 2011, 12:48:33 AM
God help you fella
God is with me on this one
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: Howard on August 06, 2011, 12:54:10 AM
Britney is a winner too

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Post by: Parker on August 06, 2011, 12:56:50 AM
God is with me on this one

I bet you like brazilian fart porn as well...
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: Howard on August 06, 2011, 01:07:16 AM
I heard of talking out your ass, but singing?
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Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: flinstones1 on August 06, 2011, 12:38:02 PM
is this guy howard really a school teacher or some shit?  Or is that someone else? if so That's disturbing..innocent kids around this creep..SHAME SHAME SHAME!.
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: bike nut on August 06, 2011, 12:41:59 PM
I'd do bad things to Jessica Simpson, bad things man.

And I'd film it and plaster that shit all over the internet.
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: deadz on August 06, 2011, 01:13:45 PM


What a woman! hahahahaha
Post reported to Ga. school system.
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Post by: cart@@n on August 06, 2011, 04:47:12 PM
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: Natural Man on August 06, 2011, 04:55:39 PM


What a woman! hahahahaha
how old are you again?
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on August 07, 2011, 06:15:10 AM
The fact that this guy is a teacher says a lot about the standard of education in the USA.

No wonder your fucked
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on August 07, 2011, 06:25:30 AM
(http://mature-beauty.com/pics/2010-12-06/630_07big.jpg)


I would TOTALLY hit this !
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on August 07, 2011, 07:53:38 AM
(http://mature-beauty.com/pics/2010-12-06/630_07big.jpg)

I would cum inside her,,,
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: YoungBlood on August 07, 2011, 09:02:32 AM
The fact that this guy is a teacher says a lot about the standard of education in the USA.

No wonder your fucked


Pot meets kettle, you retarded buffoon.
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: kh300 on August 07, 2011, 09:12:17 AM
It really is just a big joke with me. Most prissy, sexy woman refuse to admit they fart or have any bad smell come out of 'em.
I never thought I would hear a hotty like Jessica Simpson admit that her butt smells heheheh

Thats why they're sexy woman. Im tired of this new trend of girls acting like boys. There is nothing attractive about a girl talking about her farts.
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: BikiniSlut on August 07, 2011, 09:15:07 AM
I'm a woman and I fart. And guess what.....I will hide it as much as humanly possible from every guy I ever date. Even when I'm married I will still leave the room if I have to expel gas.

It's nothing to be proud of. It's human but I'd rather have the boys thinking I'm all rainbows and roses.
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: flinstones1 on August 07, 2011, 08:38:16 PM
Thats why they're sexy woman. Im tired of this new trend of girls acting like boys. There is nothing attractive about a girl talking about her farts.

I was at a party last night and this hot little blondie I was talking to let out a huge belch as I was coming back from the bathroom. I was like wtf. It was nasty man. These women will spend five hours getting their hair done but refuse to act the way a woman should. I left shortly and went home to eat some donuts (:
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Post by: tu_holmes on August 07, 2011, 08:43:12 PM
I would cum inside her,,,

Looks like you are 29639458345349534th in line.

I guess I would have to go just after you.... ;D
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Post by: Maddy on August 07, 2011, 08:51:23 PM


this Howard
is creepy
in a bad way
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: kh300 on August 07, 2011, 09:10:06 PM
I was at a party last night and this hot little blondie I was talking to let out a huge belch as I was coming back from the bathroom. I was like wtf. It was nasty man. These women will spend five hours getting their hair done but refuse to act the way a woman should. I left shortly and went home to eat some donuts (:

Same thing I would have done. Nothing turns me on more then a girl that has good manors. It tells me she had a good childhood and parents that taught her how to be a proper woman. Of course in the bedroom that can all be overlooked.
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: flinstones1 on August 07, 2011, 09:15:20 PM
Same thing I would have done. Nothing turns me on more then a girl that has good manors. It tells me she had a good childhood and parents that taught her how to be a proper woman. Of course in the bedroom that can all be overlooked.

lol we have similar tastes. Nothing sexier than a good little daddy's girl who knows how to take it like a champ.
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 07, 2011, 11:06:23 PM


What a woman! hahahahaha

Seriously Howard, you'd have a problem with THIS farting under the sheets? You've got problems Howie. She could shit under the sheets and I wouldn't even flinch..hahaha.









Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 07, 2011, 11:49:50 PM
Any self respecting Italian man would run for the hills from any women who admits to farting under the sheets. That's a dominate trait. Not anything a woman should talk about on film. This idiot Jessica really thinks she is going to marry and last with a pro sports guy? Come on, that shit might be cute once in the bedroom but it's never cute on film.
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: Howard on August 09, 2011, 04:12:23 PM
Any girl who is that hot can admit they fart.
Most fat, ugly girls fart a lot more but can't admit it.
After a few beers you might consider hooking up with chunky fugly babe for a quicky.
BUT, if you know her ass stinks AND she is fat and ugly, even the most horny men will  say no way.
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: Nails on August 09, 2011, 04:18:07 PM
I think she is banging!
Tony Homo thought otherwise


(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h80/Bucarays1/jessicasimpson.gif)
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: Howard on August 09, 2011, 04:20:38 PM
I think she is banging!
Tony Homo thought otherwise


(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h80/Bucarays1/jessicasimpson.gif)

I'd bang here even if she was wearing a Ron Aviden mask.  :o
Title: Re: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl
Post by: deadz on August 09, 2011, 04:47:46 PM
Seriously Howard, you'd have a problem with THIS farting under the sheets? You've got problems Howie. She could shit under the sheets and I wouldn't even flinch..hahaha.










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