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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Howard on August 06, 2011, 12:41:02 AM
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Posted location : Plush penthouse suite
Actual location: Mom's basement
Posted hobbies : going to the best night clubs and banging super models
actual hobbies : masturbates in basement
posted workout : lifts mega wts in the best health clubs
actual workout : Used bow flex in basement
posted ride : BMW convertible
actual ride : rusty 10 speed, stored in basement
posted girlfriend : hotty everyone wants to bang
actual girlfriend : Playboy centerfold picture , kept under desk in basement
posted career : video game designer and CEO of gaming company
actual career : unemployed bum living in a basement
Favorite movie : Transformers I or II
Favorite book : reading is for queers so stfu
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Use CRC on that 10 speed Howie ;D
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Posted condition: abs are starting to show
Actual condition: those so called abs are actually huge fat induced strech marks
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several basement references
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:D
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Posted location : Plush penthouse suite
Actual location: Mom's basement
Posted hobbies : going to the best night clubs and banging super models
actual hobbies : masturbates in basement
posted workout : lifts mega wts in the best health clubs
actual workout : Used bow flex in basement
posted ride : BMW convertible
actual ride : rusty 10 speed, stored in basement
posted girlfriend : hotty everyone wants to bang
actual girlfriend : Playboy centerfold picture , kept under desk in basement
posted career : video game designer and CEO of gaming company
actual career : unemployed bum living in a basement
Favorite movie : Transformers I or II
Favorite book : reading is for queers so stfu
Just described your true self then ::)
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Posted: Lifetime natty, lots of hard work, might try steroids to "see how i respond"
Reality: Lifetime juicer, been stagnating for a few years now, might jump on gh+slin for a new "boost"
Posted: I'm a 230 pound ripped navy seal who owns a private island, lifts 600 pound rocks, own a private jet, drive 2 lamborghinis and fuck a different supermodel every day.
Reality: 180 pounds of skinnyfatness, lives in a 200 dollar apartment using the neighbours wifi, lifts the broomstick with 2 cans of tomato soup aside for 3, and uses a second hand fleshlight while watching female bb vids.
Im not saying i'm any better.
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posted: married several times, respectable teaching job, works out for decades
actual: has wallpapered his bedroom with flex magazine covers, spends nights at highway rest-stops wearing a blonde wig and giving $5 blowjobs, has collapsed sphincter muscles from decades of inserting wine bottles
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Posted location : Plush penthouse suite
Actual location: Mom's basement
Posted hobbies : going to the best night clubs and banging super models
actual hobbies : masturbates in basement
posted workout : lifts mega wts in the best health clubs
actual workout : Used bow flex in basement
posted ride : BMW convertible
actual ride : rusty 10 speed, stored in basement
posted girlfriend : hotty everyone wants to bang
actual girlfriend : Playboy centerfold picture , kept under desk in basement
posted career : video game designer and CEO of gaming company
actual career : unemployed bum living in a basement
Favorite movie : Transformers I or II
Favorite book : reading is for queers so stfu
How did you guess?!?!?!?!
several basement references
Maybe Howard has nightmares about that movie "The Devil's Backbone".
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posted: married several times, respectable teaching job, works out for decades
actual: has wallpapered his bedroom with flex magazine covers, spends nights at highway rest-stops wearing a blonde wig and giving $5 blowjobs, has collapsed sphincter muscles from decades of inserting wine bottles
Busted, damn ! Screw you then, no more 20% discount , you pay the full 5 bucks like everyone else from now on.
FYI, the blonde wig is no more, I am now a hot red head. :-*
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Posted: Lifetime natty, lots of hard work, might try steroids to "see how i respond"
Reality: Lifetime juicer, been stagnating for a few years now, might jump on gh+slin for a new "boost"
Posted: I'm a 230 pound ripped navy seal who owns a private island, lifts 600 pound rocks, own a private jet, drive 2 lamborghinis and fuck a different supermodel every day.
Reality: 180 pounds of skinnyfatness, lives in a 200 dollar apartment using the neighbours wifi, lifts the broomstick with 2 cans of tomato soup aside for 3, and uses a second hand fleshlight while watching female bb vids.
Im not saying i'm any better.
Hahaha I like the navy seal who fuks supermodels vs 200 dollar apt useing neighbors stuff hehehe
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Posted reason: I wear hardcore clothing like sweatshirts and lifting belts, only fags show off
Actual reason: I hide my hideous gut and need a girdle to keep me from looking pregnant
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Busted, damn ! Screw you then, no more 20% discount , you pay the full 5 bucks like everyone else from now on.
FYI, the blonde wig is no more, I am now a hot red head. :-*
cant wait!
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posted: married several times, respectable teaching job, works out for decades
actual: has wallpapered his bedroom with flex magazine covers, spends nights at highway rest-stops wearing a blonde wig and giving $5 blowjobs, has collapsed sphincter muscles from decades of inserting wine bottles
lolz
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posted: married several times, respectable teaching job, works out for decades
actual: has wallpapered his bedroom with flex magazine covers, spends nights at highway rest-stops wearing a blonde wig and giving $5 blowjobs, has collapsed sphincter muscles from decades of inserting wine bottles
You forgot "furiously masturbating to MD magazines, then shuts himself in the bathroom and weeps for hours in fear that he "might be homosexual", then logs on to getbig, surfs men in thongs and talks about "how much i respect my wife".
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Posted location : Plush penthouse suite
Actual location: Mom's basement
Posted hobbies : going to the best night clubs and banging super models
actual hobbies : masturbates in basement
posted workout : lifts mega wts in the best health clubs
actual workout : Used bow flex in basement
posted ride : BMW convertible
actual ride : rusty 10 speed, stored in basement
posted girlfriend : hotty everyone wants to bang
actual girlfriend : Playboy centerfold picture , kept under desk in basement
posted career : video game designer and CEO of gaming company
actual career : unemployed bum living in a basement
Favorite movie : Transformers I or II
Favorite book : reading is for queers so stfu
So, basically you believe every person who posts on Getbig is someone like Bud Bundy? :D