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Getbig Bodybuilding Boards => Steroids Info & Hardcore => Topic started by: Stavios on August 16, 2011, 08:12:36 AM
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wtf...
there is an annoying #### at the gym, he tried some anadrol at 50mg per day and got bitch tits out of it.
he ask me what can he tries that doesn't aromatize, I told him to do some winstrol or EQ so he can leave me the fuck alone.
then he comes back to me on facebook: " bro Iwhat can I do for my cycle, I know you told me equipoise but people tell me I need test with it" (I do not reply because I FUCKING HATE when people ask me a question and then come back to me with what "people" are saying.)
then even if I don't reply, he comes back and say: BRO !! I did some research, how do you feel about a cycle of proviron
::)
of course I didn't reply once again
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SEND HIM THE LINK TO THE FUCKING BIBLE.
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SEND HIM THE LINK TO THE FUCKING BIBLE.
I won't even bother
waste of time, I hate helping "clubers" with their roids
I am happy to help fellow gym rats who are serious about taking their physique to the next level
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IN PERSON I DENY/LIE THE SHIT OUT OF IT...ONLINE IM ALWAYS HELPFUL.
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Most annoying for me is the kid in our gym who is now doing our show, he came to me for help bulking up and I put 12 lbs on him in a month. Then he asks me to help his GF lose weight, I tweek her diet and she loses 8 lbs.
Then he proceeds to ask me for help with everything, diet, training and gear. I offer my advice but he doesn't like my advice because I say to train less heavy and feel the muscle more, rest less, eat more, different gear than the normal old fashioned deca + sust cycles he does.
He starts doing his own thing, then he decides to start listening to this mentally ill, 55 year old LIAR (says he's natural, he's all halotestin) who talks him into competing against us to "get his name out there".
I'll get his name out there all right... as the 5'11" middleweight stringbean who was mentally ill enough to think he could beat me with the help of a geezer guru. WTF.
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LMAO !
you guys should make a song out of him
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LMAO !
you guys should make a song out of him
He's such a nice kid, that's the problem. He just doesn't get it. He and his family bought my family's old house that I grew up in. I can't in good faith talk shit about him....
But I talk shit right to him. I ask him WTF he's thinking, tell him he's gonna get stomped. Mostly I'm playing around but a couple times the mood got serious and theEsquire and I noticed he really doesn't want any part of this. He wishes he didn't sign up, I'm sure.
The frustrating thing is I gave him the playbook. The guide to the bible. Fucking take a look at theEsquire and the progress he's made in under a year. That's someone who listens and applies the principles. I GAVE this kid all of that and he brushed it aside. Unbelievable.
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wtf...
there is an annoying #### at the gym, he tried some anadrol at 50mg per day and got bitch tits out of it.
he ask me what can he tries that doesn't aromatize, I told him to do some winstrol or EQ so he can leave me the fuck alone.
then he comes back to me on facebook: " bro Iwhat can I do for my cycle, I know you told me equipoise but people tell me I need test with it" (I do not reply because I FUCKING HATE when people ask me a question and then come back to me with what "people" are saying.)
then even if I don't reply, he comes back and say: BRO !! I did some research, how do you feel about a cycle of proviron
::)
of course I didn't reply once again
I avoid those c*nts like the plague.
When you tell them what to do and something bad happens..usually health-wise to them they spread to the people around that "Meso_z" told me this and that.
It can get you in some serious trouble..avoid those conversations.
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I avoid those c*nts like the plague.
When you tell them what to do and something bad happens..usually health-wise to them they spread to the people around that "Meso_z" told me this and that.
It can get you in some serious trouble..avoid those conversations.
I usually keep it short by saying: DUDE, everything works
most of the time they understand I don't want to talk about it
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oh i love these kind of people, after 15 odd years in the gym you can spot them a mile off... i used to try and help them, but u know you might as well just talk to the wall for 5mins...
usualy these convos start with,,, alright mate, ermmm, u heard of decca......
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This one guy... black fella, dark dark dark and wears this scary vest with compartments for weights that he actually wears around town just to walk around in it... thing looks like Rambo's vest with compartments for grenades and knives and shit.
Anyway he comes up to me in the locker room, sorta all serious. I'm like ahhhh shit...
He goes, "Yo, hey... I been eatin' this powdah from GNC. Some protein shit. Doesn't do nothin."
That's all he says, so I'm like, "Yeah, supplements don't work."
He gives me this crazy face like "Negrohs pls" and says "Yea but I wanna gain the pounds!"
So I'm like "Go eat a pizza, then some burgers, then in the morning, eggs and pancakes. Keep doing that and keep working out."
He walked away, definitely not buying it.
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"What do you do for your arms?"
The same thing everyone else does
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"What do you do for your arms?"
The same thing everyone else does
Yeah, well not everyones are all swole as fuck like yours :(
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"What do you do for your arms?"
The same thing everyone else does
I always answer: "It's doesn't matter bro, it's all drugs"
;D
people think I am joking but I am actually serious
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I always answer: "It's doesn't matter bro, it's all drugs"
;D
people think I am joking but I am actually serious
ha... true for all of us!
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Yeah, well not everyones are all swole as fuck like yours :(
LOL thanks a lot.
but its not anything special. just the part of my body that responds better
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The dude that Rearden mentioned is annoying. Nice kid, yes. But a total idiot. Since I've been training at our gym (about 3 years) all he's ever talked about was juicing for the ladies and for the club life. No aspiration to compete WHATSOEVER. Now, he's no longer the big kid on the block and all of a sudden he thinks he can do a show. The kid is a perma-stay-the-same-year-to-year-never-improver. And now he's going to diet for a show??? This is the same kid who put himself in the hospital for pinning his quad and not aspirating. Then his girl blames us because we "convinced" him to start pinning his legs after he complained to us that his shoulders and hips couldn't take anymore.
Then there is this other douche, comes to the gym EVERYDAY to talk and converse with people and maybe do a few reps of flat bench. Last year when I was dieting pre-gear, he comes up to me and starts asking me questions about diet, training, etc. I told him I was planning on doing a show next year and was dieting down to see where I needed to make improvements and to break through my plateau. This fool then starts blabbering about how he's always wanted to do a show and was going to do one soon. I just laughed. Fast forward to last night. We are posing in the locker room. I'm 207.4, down from 222 looking the best I've ever looked. He walks in, makes some stupid comment like "nice underwear," watches us go through mandatories, then asks "hey, you guys doing a show?"
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He walks in, makes some stupid comment like "nice underwear," watches us go through mandatories, then asks "hey, you guys doing a show?"
you should say: nah, maybe when my physique look as good as yours I will bro
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You're right. That would have been the perfect response. My mind was clouded from all the trenbolona. I just wanted to put my fist through his face
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You're right. That would have been the perfect response. My mind was clouded from all the trenbolona. I just wanted to put my fist through his face
lmao I feel ya, my mind is clouded from trenbolona when I insult the sluts at the club ;D
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The dude that Rearden mentioned is annoying. Nice kid, yes. But a total idiot. Since I've been training at our gym (about 3 years) all he's ever talked about was juicing for the ladies and for the club life. No aspiration to compete WHATSOEVER. Now, he's no longer the big kid on the block and all of a sudden he thinks he can do a show. The kid is a perma-stay-the-same-year-to-year-never-improver. And now he's going to diet for a show??? This is the same kid who put himself in the hospital for pinning his quad and not aspirating. Then his girl blames us because we "convinced" him to start pinning his legs after he complained to us that his shoulders and hips couldn't take anymore.
Then there is this other douche, comes to the gym EVERYDAY to talk and converse with people and maybe do a few reps of flat bench. Last year when I was dieting pre-gear, he comes up to me and starts asking me questions about diet, training, etc. I told him I was planning on doing a show next year and was dieting down to see where I needed to make improvements and to break through my plateau. This fool then starts blabbering about how he's always wanted to do a show and was going to do one soon. I just laughed. Fast forward to last night. We are posing in the locker room. I'm 207.4, down from 222 looking the best I've ever looked. He walks in, makes some stupid comment like "nice underwear," watches us go through mandatories, then asks "hey, you guys doing a show?"
Hahhaha! Did you hear what I said to him?
"Is it October?"
He goes, "No."
"You know when Halloween is?"
He goes, "Ya."
"When the freaks are out, us freaks will be out competing."
That fucking guy is clueless.
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I deal with bodybuilders from 6:30am when I open the gym until 6pm when I close the shop. The guys that train at 6:30am are cool, no stupid question and if they ask for advice they usually take it. But the clowns who come into the shop...
Yesterday alone I got, off different guys:
Q. How come injections are so sore?
A. Because you arent a trained medical practitioner
Q. How many carbs, protein and fats do you eat a day, exactly?
A. As much as I can, if I am getting fat I cut it down a little
Q. Will 1750mg of gear shut me down completely?
A. Yes but I have real viagra if you want to buy some so its all good
Q. Whats the story with insulin?
A. Youre a spastic who can barely even clap his hands, dont even think about it
Q. I took a shot in the calf now I cant walk too well
A. Show me, you fuckin clown thats not even your calf muscle, you missed by about 2inches
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I deal with bodybuilders from 6:30am when I open the gym until 6pm when I close the shop. The guys that train at 6:30am are cool, no stupid question and if they ask for advice they usually take it. But the clowns who come into the shop...
Yesterday alone I got, off different guys:
Q. How come injections are so sore?
A. Because you arent a trained medical practitioner
Q. How many carbs, protein and fats do you eat a day, exactly?
A. As much as I can, if I am getting fat I cut it down a little
Q. Will 1750mg of gear shut me down completely?
A. Yes but I have real viagra if you want to buy some so its all good
Q. Whats the story with insulin?
A. Youre a spastic who can barely even clap his hands, dont even think about it
Q. I took a shot in the calf now I cant walk too well
A. Show me, you fuckin clown thats not even your calf muscle, you missed by about 2inches
;D
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I deal with bodybuilders from 6:30am when I open the gym until 6pm when I close the shop. The guys that train at 6:30am are cool, no stupid question and if they ask for advice they usually take it. But the clowns who come into the shop...
Yesterday alone I got, off different guys:
Q. How come injections are so sore?
A. Because you arent a trained medical practitioner
Q. How many carbs, protein and fats do you eat a day, exactly?
A. As much as I can, if I am getting fat I cut it down a little
Q. Will 1750mg of gear shut me down completely?
A. Yes but I have real viagra if you want to buy some so its all good
Q. Whats the story with insulin?
A. Youre a spastic who can barely even clap his hands, dont even think about it
Q. I took a shot in the calf now I cant walk too well
A. Show me, you fuckin clown thats not even your calf muscle, you missed by about 2inches
X2 these are gold hahahaha!
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Brother in law: What kind of weights do you lift?
Me: Eh? Err, round ones?
B-i-l: Yes, but what KIND?
Me: BLACK, round ones.
B-i-l: Ah, yes! Thanks!
Me: ???
And twice now
Idiot: Those muscles aren't real, they come from STEROIDS!
Me: Yes, they come from steroids, but they are quite real.
Idiot: Prove it!
Me: /slaps idiot
(I knew both idiots well enough to clout them and get away with it)
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I deal with bodybuilders from 6:30am when I open the gym until 6pm when I close the shop. The guys that train at 6:30am are cool, no stupid question and if they ask for advice they usually take it. But the clowns who come into the shop...
Yesterday alone I got, off different guys:
Q. How come injections are so sore?
A. Because you arent a trained medical practitioner
Q. How many carbs, protein and fats do you eat a day, exactly?
A. As much as I can, if I am getting fat I cut it down a little
Q. Will 1750mg of gear shut me down completely?
A. Yes but I have real viagra if you want to buy some so its all good
Q. Whats the story with insulin?
A. Youre a spastic who can barely even clap his hands, dont even think about it
Q. I took a shot in the calf now I cant walk too well
A. Show me, you fuckin clown thats not even your calf muscle, you missed by about 2inches
hahaha you must meet some crazy dumbass all day long working in a supplement shop..
recently i got this idiot come to me and ask if anavar is dangerous.. i tell him no, girls use that... he then ask me what do i use, i told him testosterone only, he went ohhhh shit thats some hardcore stuff bro! i dont wanna do something that strong man!.. like if I said 5g of tren a week... imagine if i told him what i was running for real haha
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I know one guy who is doing a 30-week anavar cycle. He's hoping to get "huge".
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I know one guy who is doing a 30-week anavar cycle. He's hoping to get "huge".
well my friend takes anavar only and he fucking destroys me
;D
he is short tho
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Midgets always have it easier. >:(
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Midgets always have it easier. >:(
easier for filling up their body, but with hoes and jobs and everyday life, its another story lol
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easier for filling up their body, but with hoes and jobs and everyday life, its another story lol
he owns the shit out of me with hoes and everyday life also hahaha ;D
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he owns the shit out of me with hoes and everyday like also hahaha ;D
Like I said in that short GBers thread, I was made short cuz otherwise I'd own everyone at everything. Pretty much already do. Tall people seem lazy and goofy and unable to assert themselves.
/napoleonic rant
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Like I said in that short GBers thread, I was made short cuz otherwise I'd own everyone at everything. Pretty much already do. Tall people seem lazy and goofy and unable to assert themselves.
/napoleonic rant
haha I really think height doesn't matter much 8)
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Brother in law: What kind of weights do you lift?
Me: Eh? Err, round ones?
B-i-l: Yes, but what KIND?
Me: BLACK, round ones.
B-i-l: Ah, yes! Thanks!
Me: ???
And twice now
Idiot: Those muscles aren't real, they come from STEROIDS!
Me: Yes, they come from steroids, but they are quite real.
Idiot: Prove it!
Me: /slaps idiot
(I knew both idiots well enough to clout them and get away with it)
I've gotten in the steroid muscle aren't real argument before...it's annoying. One of the last times this happened though I finally came up with a good response that should leave just about any person that says this dead silent where they stand. My response, "if steroid muscles aren't real and I move that weight does that mean I really didn't move it?"