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Title: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Swede! on August 21, 2011, 09:44:05 AM
We all know Branch is a religious nut. Prays before every training session, before and after every inject, before bed. before dinner, after dinner, at random times with dobson "just to pray" as they call it.

Anyway, considering that, god must really hate Branch to Curse him with first randomly falling down the stairs and tearing a tricep, and then tearing a damn quad while trying to get into his too big of a car.

So lets make this a concrete question, From a scale 1-10, with 10 being the most hateful. How much does god hate Branch? I'm putting it at a solid 8.6

(http://i.imgur.com/JhE8j.jpg)
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: The True Adonis on August 21, 2011, 09:45:50 AM
ROFLMAO.
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: pluck on August 21, 2011, 09:47:46 AM
I thought you were a motherfucking atheist?? !!?!?!??!?!
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Nails on August 21, 2011, 09:48:00 AM
 ???


I wouldn't have known it with all the " motha fuckkkerrrr"s he dropps while curling 50lb db
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Swede! on August 21, 2011, 09:48:20 AM
I thought you were a motherfucking atheist?? !!?!?!??!?!

1-10 mothereffer
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Nails on August 21, 2011, 09:51:41 AM
A 10! Just look at his ears and height
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: pluck on August 21, 2011, 09:53:49 AM
1-10 mothereffer
!!!!
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: purenaturalstrength on August 21, 2011, 10:13:47 AM
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 21, 2011, 10:15:36 AM
In Holland we don't believe in God, but there's lots of Americans on getbig who can answer the question seriously....
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: deceiver on August 21, 2011, 10:26:13 AM
1-10? 1, coz there is no god.
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Post by: tbombz on August 21, 2011, 10:28:44 AM
we must go through trials and tribulation to grow as human beings.
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Parker on August 21, 2011, 10:34:25 AM
And God said: "Let a great fall occur upon Branch for NOT mentioning me as the reason why he won the Arnold. For it was I alone who made it that Miracle possible."

So it was said, so it shall be written.
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 21, 2011, 10:36:59 AM
I can't understand why some many pro's are devoted Christians...God for sure didn't mean Man to have striated glutes and GH bellies....
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Nails on August 21, 2011, 10:41:21 AM
God give ith .. God take ith away
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: deceiver on August 21, 2011, 10:45:34 AM
I can't understand why some many pro's are devoted Christians...God for sure didn't mean Man to have striated glutes and GH bellies....

It's no surprise to me, if they weren't idiots they wouldn't be devoted Christians in the first place.
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: gh15 on August 21, 2011, 10:46:02 AM
I can't understand why some many pro's are devoted Christians...God for sure didn't mean Man to have striated glutes and GH bellies....

you wann aknow why? i will tell you why friend,,

the body for the christian is his and her temple,, they are really fucked up,,insted of the head and brain being the tample ,, and the heart...its their body ,, and they will go into anything to build it this is their excuse,, look at chiwawa ray he is good example of fella who lost his brain to this,, such a fake person ,, yes a good bodybuild that lied in his day and was very good bodybuild ..but when come to life such a misguided soul,,such twisted reality ,, too much to try to explain in words,,just a frastrated individual that chose jesus to put his frastration twards,,

becoming better christian is the excuse to allow yourself the activity of HORMONIZING your mama and papa,,

it never works by thway

gh15 approved
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Megalodon on August 21, 2011, 10:51:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/JhE8j.jpg)

Why do all these protesters place so much attention on Branch Warren ??? Branch may be an issue but aren't there bigger tasks for the dissenters of the world?  >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: purenaturalstrength on August 21, 2011, 10:55:34 AM
I can't understand why some many pro's are devoted Christians...God for sure didn't mean Man to have striated glutes and GH bellies....

Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: tbombz on August 21, 2011, 10:56:53 AM
It's no surprise to me, if they weren't idiots they wouldn't be devoted Christians in the first place.
 ::)   rene descartes sure was an idiot.


put aside whether or not jesus existed, put aside whether or not god exists...    the words jesus preached are perfection. love your neighbor as you would love yourself. that is the sum total of his teachings. do not connect jesus and christianity with other teachings from the bible, a christian follows the words of christ, not the words of man (the rest of the bible).  that being said, if there is a god, what christ preached would be dead on the money. it very well may be that there is no god, but its human nature to assume there is one. and logically speaking there are very strong arguments in support of there being one, from infinite divisibility of matter to free will to causality. all of this being known, it is no wonder why so many very intelligent people seek refuge in the christian faith. and yes, some "stupid" people as well.


as for christians juicing and people thinking thats a contradiction of faith... again, dont confuse the teachings of christ with the catholis faith or other religious ideologies which call for strict adherence to arbitrary rules. if there is no victim there is no immoral behavior.
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: deceiver on August 21, 2011, 11:08:54 AM
 ::)   rene descartes sure was an idiot.


put aside whether or not jesus existed, put aside whether or not god exists...    the words jesus preached are perfection. love your neighbor as you would love yourself. that is the sum total of his teachings. do not connect jesus and christianity with other teachings from the bible, a christian follows the words of christ, not the words of man (the rest of the bible).  that being said, if there is a god, what christ preached would be dead on the money. it very well may be that there is no god, but its human nature to assume there is one. and logically speaking there are very strong arguments in support of there being one, from infinite divisibility of matter to free will to causality. all of this being known, it is no wonder why so many very intelligent people seek refuge in the christian faith. and yes, some "stupid" people as well.


as for christians juicing and people thinking thats a contradiction of faith... again, dont confuse the teachings of christ with the catholis faith or other religious ideologies which call for strict adherence to arbitrary rules. if there is no victim there is no immoral behavior.

Being good at something doesn't mean you're not a fucking loonatic man. And Descartes wasn't devoted Christian by my definition.

Nowadays every intelligent person knows there are infinite possibilites of what god may be even if he fucking exists. He might as well be a pedophile. If you still believe in some theory that there is god, he is this and that without any fucking reason to do so except from the fact that you were raised to believe it you're a loon.

Anyway I dont think its in human's nature. It's not in my nature anyway, I never believed in god, even as a kid. Raised in Christian family where whatever I believed in was accepted the first thing I can remember about my faith is that I realised it's bullshit.
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Tito24 on August 21, 2011, 11:16:22 AM
lol in the same time the lilliput injects bootloads of drugs and shoots innocent animals for fun, yeah great christian!!
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: tbombz on August 21, 2011, 11:17:26 AM
Being good at something doesn't mean you're not a fucking loonatic man. And Descartes wasn't devoted Christian by my definition.

Nowadays every intelligent person knows there are infinite possibilites of what god may be even if he fucking exists. He might as well be a pedophile. If you still believe in some theory that there is god, he is this and that without any fucking reason to do so except from the fact that you were raised to believe it you're a loon.

Anyway I dont think its in human's nature. It's not in my nature anyway, I never believed in god, even as a kid. Raised in Christian family where whatever I believed in was accepted the first thing I can remember about my faith is that I realised it's bullshit.

william james said rejecting god was the first step towards realizing him  :)  ;)

as a kid i thought it was all bullshit too

and then i smartened up, was exposed to some philosophy, descartes actually, thought he was circular and stupid at first, then one day cooking chicken the weight of his causal argument dropped onto my head like a semi truck.

Descartes was an extremely devout christian and anything to the contrary is bullshit spewed by modern day atheist philosophers who cant stand the fact that one of the most brilliant minds in history spent his life working to defend and strengthen Gods influence in society.

there are not an infinite possibilities about what God can be. that is bullshit.  there is either no god, or God exists and he is perfect. you can use logic to deduce attributes based on the notion of perfection, but first you must realize that if god does exist this world is not his kingdom but merely a place for new souls to grow into mature, humble spirits . most people fail because they dont grasp this fact and try to extrapalate attributes of god by looking into the imperfections of our world
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: deceiver on August 21, 2011, 11:51:26 AM
william james said rejecting god was the first step towards realizing him  :)  ;)

as a kid i thought it was all bullshit too

and then i smartened up, was exposed to some philosophy, descartes actually, thought he was circular and stupid at first, then one day cooking chicken the weight of his causal argument dropped onto my head like a semi truck.

Descartes was an extremely devout christian and anything to the contrary is bullshit spewed by modern day atheist philosophers who cant stand the fact that one of the most brilliant minds in history spent his life working to defend and strengthen Gods influence in society.

there are not an infinite possibilities about what God can be. that is bullshit.  there is either no god, or God exists and he is perfect. you can use logic to deduce attributes based on the notion of perfection, but first you must realize that if god does exist this world is not his kingdom but merely a place for new souls to grow into mature, humble spirits . most people fail because they dont grasp this fact and try to extrapalate attributes of god by looking into the imperfections of our world

There's no objective perfection. Wake up, we're bunch of particles, lol.
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on August 21, 2011, 03:43:21 PM
Jesus was a damn dumbass. Don't have any possessions. Turn the other cheek. Have slaves. Hate your family. Wow. What a master of morality.
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: 99 Bananas on August 21, 2011, 03:48:05 PM
If you subscribe to the whole god deal, you understand that god is all things. High and low, birth and death, torn and un-torn triceps etc...
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: deceiver on August 21, 2011, 04:45:48 PM
If you subscribe to the whole god deal, you understand that god is all things. High and low, birth and death, torn and un-torn triceps etc...

This depends on a definition of God. Before Christians came and made tons of useless theories called "theology" there were gazillions of concepts of what can god be.
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: dyslexic on August 21, 2011, 04:54:12 PM
Judge not, lest yea be judged...
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Marty Champions on August 21, 2011, 05:26:23 PM


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Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Marty Champions on August 21, 2011, 05:27:38 PM
branch "warren" is at war with himself and his fate, just look at his last name to know the obvious
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: youngbb31 on August 21, 2011, 05:54:55 PM
you wann aknow why? i will tell you why friend,,

the body for the christian is his and her temple,, they are really fucked up,,insted of the head and brain being the tample ,, and the heart...its their body ,, and they will go into anything to build it this is their excuse,, look at chiwawa ray he is good example of fella who lost his brain to this,, such a fake person ,, yes a good bodybuild that lied in his day and was very good bodybuild ..but when come to life such a misguided soul,,such twisted reality ,, too much to try to explain in words,,just a frastrated individual that chose jesus to put his frastration twards,,

becoming better christian is the excuse to allow yourself the activity of HORMONIZING your mama and papa,,

it never works by thway

gh15 approved

hey now, pretty sure the greatest of all time Big Ron Coleman is a christian, i look up to that dude, never forgot to thank God #1 in his victory speeches either, class act all the way.
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 22, 2011, 12:04:42 AM
it very well may be that there is no god, but its human nature to assume there is one. and logically speaking there are very strong arguments in support of there being one, from infinite divisibility of matter to free will to causality. all of this being known, it is no wonder why so many very intelligent people seek refuge in the christian faith. and yes, some "stupid" people as well.

I can agree with that, but for these reasons: to explain the natural fenomena (nowadays not so important anymore), and because it may diminish the fear of death.....
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: chess315 on August 22, 2011, 01:13:32 AM
the main reason god hates branch is because he hates squats as hes well over 6ft tall so he prefers hacks and leggpresses
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Post by: Sherief Shalaby on August 22, 2011, 01:29:50 AM
so he wants to go to the gym to train his right side only!!.. he will kill his left/right sides symmetry like this :D
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 22, 2011, 01:31:45 AM
the main reason god hates branch is because he hates squats as hes well over 6ft tall so he prefers hacks and leggpresses

Branch over 6 feet  ???

Or do you mean God is over 6 feet?  Maybe God is a black lesbian midget bitch, who knows ????????????
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on August 22, 2011, 01:33:51 AM
God doesnt hate anybody. He may set up obsticles in your life for you to overcome, but thats not hate. Think of it as your 3rd grade math teacher trying o get you to learn the multiplication table. She was a bitch, felt like she hated you but in the long run, it all worked out  
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 22, 2011, 01:43:15 AM
God doesnt hate anybody. He may set up obsticles in your life for you to overcome, but thats not hate. Think of it as your 3rd grade math teacher trying o get you to learn the multiplication table. She was a bitch, felt like she hated you but in the long run, it all worked out  
Nice comparison, except for the fact that math teachers really exist....
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on August 22, 2011, 01:48:39 AM
Nice comparison, except for the fact that math teachers really exist....

IMHO God exists, dont always agree with the shit he does. rarely agree with the shit people do in his name. but hes there, like a warm blanket, just get close to him, he'll warm you up
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 22, 2011, 02:02:15 AM
IMHO God exists, dont always agree with the shit he does. rarely agree with the shit people do in his name. but hes there, like a warm blanket, just get close to him, he'll warm you up
I can imagine that must be a good feeling, something like that. But I just don't buy it...
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: deceiver on August 22, 2011, 02:41:36 AM
IMHO God exists, dont always agree with the shit he does. rarely agree with the shit people do in his name. but hes there, like a warm blanket, just get close to him, he'll warm you up

I just wanna know what do you guys smoke? How on fuck do I get close to some imaginary God LOL.
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 22, 2011, 03:10:02 AM
I just wanna know what do you guys smoke? How on fuck do I get close to some imaginary God LOL.
incense, I guess...
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Lifter_X on August 22, 2011, 03:53:25 AM
Not that he hates Branch. Branch was given free will just like the rest of us and he chooses to train like a total f*cktartd
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Colemans#1 on August 22, 2011, 04:35:44 AM
I thought you were a motherfucking atheist?? !!?!?!??!?!

you do realise hes being extremely sarcastic and is just taking the piss that for all branchs devotion to god and jesus he is getting royaly fucked on, all while leading up to a contest where he has a good shot of cementing his name as one of the legends in the history of the sport he has dedicated his life to?

i feel very sorry for branch but i think its kind of funny in a sadistic way
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Post by: WillGrant on August 22, 2011, 04:37:41 AM
you do realise hes being extremely sarcastic and is just taking the piss that for all branchs devotion to god and jesus he is getting royaly fucked on, all while leading up to a contest where he has a good shot of cementing his name as one of the legends in the history of the sport he has dedicated his life to?

i feel very sorry for branch but i think its kind of funny in a sadistic way
Sorry you have to be #2 - Hulkster swings from Ronnies salty black raisens and will never let go.
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Colemans#1 on August 22, 2011, 04:46:30 AM
Sorry you have to be #2 - Hulkster swings from Ronnies salty black raisens and will never let go.

haha fair enough, been sporting this user on various bb forums for about 6 years or so lol. Im happy to leave any nut hugging to Hulkster.
Title: Re: How much does God hate Branch Warren?
Post by: Meso_z on August 22, 2011, 06:16:31 AM
I guess the 1/4 inch reps were worth it. ::)
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Post by: Super Natural on August 22, 2011, 08:41:19 AM
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Post by: Board_SHERIF on August 22, 2011, 09:33:49 AM
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Post by: supernick on August 22, 2011, 10:27:58 AM
god loves branch warren, everything happens for a reason
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Post by: Dr Dutch on August 22, 2011, 10:29:03 AM
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This is not real, right ?