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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Stark on August 22, 2011, 09:49:30 AM
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Today at the watercooler - Girl I have never seen before about five foot high and five foot wide
She: So - you look like you work out If you don't mind me saying so.
Me: yeah a bit
She: Everyday?
Me: Mostly 4 days a week.
She: Wow - thats a lot - I want to go to the gym too but I am afraid that I am getting big
Me: aha,,,
She:You know I just want to tone up not getting any muscle
Me: okay,,,
She: I joined a gym five years ago and I got real big really fast - my personal trainer said I need to take it easy
Me: ::)
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HAHAHHA
you: wow your rather fat
her: What? Thats rude
you:your large ass is disgusting
her:well you are all steriods I bet!
you:fire your personal trainer, start meth
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HAHAHHA
you: wow your rather fat
her: What? Thats rude
you:your large ass is disgusting
her:well you are all steriods I bet!
you:fire your personal trainer, start meth
lol its always the same thing - i have completely stopped given people advice if they ask.
I just say that my way of training would not compliment their believe in not getting big :D
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Similar experience
Guy: Yeah, I want to join a gym.
Me: cool.
Guy: But I don't want to get big.
Me: What exactly do you mean?
Guy: I don't want to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Me: :chuckles:
Like he could even if he wanted to :-\ :-\
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Another one a while back
Over heard while I made a tea
Girl: I rather don't workout in a gym I don't want to get big, I have bought a Wii fit to get toned up.
Friend: You go girl
My face when I was walking past both of them...
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You may as well try nail jelly to a tree she's already making excuses, It's like that scene at the end in that shit movie Titanic, with all those people floating around in the water. You can't save everyone, some people like this are just destined to always be helpless and drown. The word "Want" is a big red flag too... whenever someone says they "want" to do this or they "need" do that that's just delay tactics and non committal. Committed driven People who get things done will word it "I'm doing this" or similar wording.
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Another one a while back
Over heard while I made a tea
Girl: I rather don't workout in a gym I don't want to get big, I have bought a Wii fit to get toned up.
Friend: You go girl
My face when I was walking past both of them...
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hahah, I have heard this one before :-\ :-\
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Fat woman: I think the aerobics classses made my feet wider...
Al Bundy: then you must have fallen on your ass a lot
Fat woman: How dare you say that to my face
Al Bundy: I'd say it to your behind but my car only got half a tank of gas...
Al Bundy would have made a terrific getbigger.....
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Fat woman: I think the aerobics classses made my feet wider...
Al Bundy: then you must have fallen on your ass a lot
Fat woman: How dare you say that to my face
Al Bundy: I'd say it to your behind but my car only got half a tank of gas...
Al Bundy would have made a terrific getbigger.....
That reminds me my petrol indication said 29 kilometers left until tank is emty - i think that is based on a rough calculation - I think I am in trouble folks.
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"I bought this creme to tone up my upper arms, like Michelle Obama. It cost me £60 for a week's supply."
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"I bought this creme to tone up my upper arms, like Michelle Obama. It cost me £60 for a week's supply."
Epic Fail as Apes are naturally toned/muscular
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Personal trainers listen to this nonsense every day...
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Personal trainers listen to this nonsense every day...
Being a poorly paid personal trainer to fat and lazy people: that is what Hell must be like...
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every trainer in my gym doesent know what the fuck their doing. I feel sorry for anyone being trained by them. Like flushing money down the toilet
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Being a poorly paid personal trainer to fat and lazy people: that is what Hell must be like...
It is...
that's why I hate it for the most part.
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Relax - most folks think they would get huge in no time... especially chicks.
Unless one's tried to get bigger for years the perception of instant mass is quite comedic.
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Relax - most folks think they would get huge in no time... especially chicks.
Unless one's tried to get bigger for years the perception of instant mass is quite comedic.
exactly, its always irritating because we know what we did for it and spent for it. housewifes are incredible stupid. but so are people in general though.
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Relax - most folks think they would get huge in no time... especially chicks.
Unless one's tried to get bigger for years the perception of instant mass is quite comedic.
This is true. Another classic goes something like this:
She: Wow your big, Are you a bodybuilder?
He: I train several days a week but i am not really a bodybuilder.
She: My BF/BROTHER/FRIEND/FATHER/COUSIN etc etc used to be a bodybuilder, he was bigger than you. He used to be Mr AMERICA/BRITAIN/UNIVERSE etc...
HE: Yawn.......
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inbetweeners right?
Simon bird is one funny fucker LOL
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Today at the watercooler - Girl I have never seen before about five foot high and five foot wide
She: So - you look like you work out If you don't mind me saying so.
Me: yeah a bit
She: Everyday?
Me: Mostly 4 days a week.
She: Wow - thats a lot - I want to go to the gym too but I am afraid that I am getting big
Me: aha,,,
She:You know I just want to tone up not getting any muscle
Me: okay,,,
She: I joined a gym five years ago and I got real big really fast - my personal trainer said I need to take it easy
Me: ::)
typicall slizut- Do you like workout?
me- lots of step classes combined with the shake weight
typicall slizut- Really? Like I used to have a trainer but he kept trying to fuck me....
me- I doubt that
typicall slut- Your mean