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Title: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Marty Champions on August 22, 2011, 04:37:29 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/5f0t3o.jpg)

a body that gets respected and makes young girls horney. remember fellas if you want to be ripped, hoes will just think you are skinny and obsessing about your "diet". they want a big man with money that looks a little scary.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: OTHstrong on August 22, 2011, 04:39:44 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/5f0t3o.jpg)

a body that gets respected and makes young girls horney. remember fellas if you want to be ripped, hoes will just think you are skinny and obsessing about your "diet". they want a big man with money that looks a little scary.
Ya, but you don't look scary, you look like a carebear, hope this helps ;D
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Marty Champions on August 22, 2011, 04:39:56 PM
sorry havent cut my hair in months ive been meaning to do that but for some reason it doesnt matter with these fine ass hoes. But i do enjoy cutting my hair perfectly and admiring how beautiful the fresh hair cut can look at times
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: garebear on August 22, 2011, 04:40:23 PM
Damn, dude. You really let yourself go.

Sorry to see that.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Marty Champions on August 22, 2011, 04:40:51 PM
Ya, but you don't look scary, you look like a carebear, hope this helps ;D

thats good too but you are forgetting my height son
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: che on August 22, 2011, 04:41:50 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/5f0t3o.jpg)

a body that gets respected and makes young girls horney. remember fellas if you want to be ripped, hoes will just think you are skinny and obsessing about your "diet". they want a big man with money that looks a little scary.

Looking good Failcan
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: tonymctones on August 22, 2011, 04:42:34 PM
waddy, we need to talk bro...

youre one dumb bastard but youre cool and you cant go through life like this my friend.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BRO!!!
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Marty Champions on August 22, 2011, 04:42:59 PM
Damn, dude. You really let yourself go.

Sorry to see that.
thats what a male phag would want you to beleive women arent programmed like you think, they dont think like men
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Marty Champions on August 22, 2011, 04:44:07 PM
waddy, we need to talk bro...

youre one dumb bastard but youre cool and you cant go through life like this my friend.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BRO!!!

lol why are you melting down, are you a slave to the gym because you feel inferior HAHAHA
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Schmoff on August 22, 2011, 04:44:12 PM


and don't forget this piece of valuable tool

Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: garebear on August 22, 2011, 04:46:37 PM
thats what a male phag would want you to beleive women arent programmed like you think, they dont think like men
I was speaking for your self-respect, not in re to women.

If you're cool with it, and still getting the women you want, I guess I have to say more power to ya.

Watch the slide tho. I'm not sure of your age, but after 30, it's very easy to become obese, if you keep your younger eating habits. It's happened to quite a few of my friends.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: tendonitis on August 22, 2011, 04:47:30 PM
offseason, clearly offseason
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Marty Champions on August 22, 2011, 04:49:58 PM
I was speaking for your self-respect, not in re to women.

If you're cool with it, and still getting the women you want, I guess I have to say more power to ya.

Watch the slide tho. I'm not sure of your age, but after 30, it's very easy to become obese, if you keep your younger eating habits. It's happened to quite a few of my friends.

if been at this weight for about a year now. i work 7 days a week ill never be obese this is my natural weight
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 22, 2011, 04:56:12 PM
if been at this weight for about a year now. i work 7 days a week ill never be obese this is my natural weight

your natural weight IS obese, stud.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Siimply on August 22, 2011, 05:03:03 PM
You wouldn't say that to him in person because you would be dwarfed :)
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Marty Champions on August 22, 2011, 05:15:45 PM
your natural weight IS obese, stud.

its good too show humility this allows some weight off you trust me. it would suck killing yourself with steroids and endless workouts because you couldnt deal with some humility. You gotta be comfortable with yourself. IMO most here on this board are shy as fuck and will never come out of there egg shells personality-wise or picture-wise because they have eggshell personalities and need to be guided by someone like me giving them the tactics needed for a successful societal existance
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Earl1972 on August 22, 2011, 05:17:55 PM
you have hundreds of posts here claiming girls liking "epic leans"

E

Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Marty Champions on August 22, 2011, 05:20:24 PM
you have hundreds of posts here claiming girls liking "epic leans"

E



perhaps but when you are no longer epic lean for the first whole year in your life you realize what a foolish thing that sentiment was
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: MAXX on August 22, 2011, 05:26:17 PM
(http://urdirt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Roy-Nelson.jpg)

(http://cageradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/roy-nelson-pigtails_crop_340x234.jpg)

failcans new inspiration source
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 22, 2011, 05:26:47 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/5f0t3o.jpg)

a body that gets respected and makes young girls horney. remember fellas if you want to be ripped, hoes will just think you are skinny and obsessing about your "diet". they want a big man with money that looks a little scary.
So what you think the trend is now Falcon a bit back hoes liked twinks seems every year or two trends change back to the way the were before but all in all cash = the answer.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: WillGrant on August 22, 2011, 05:31:05 PM
 :'( :-[ :(
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Marty Champions on August 22, 2011, 05:34:01 PM
So what you think the trend is now Falcon a bit back hoes liked twinks seems every year or two trends change back to the way the were before but all in all cash = the answer.


hoes like any kind of man thrown at them pretty much, confidence and to the point and some laughs here and there
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Man of Steel on August 22, 2011, 05:35:35 PM
Life catches up to everyone from time to time.....age, work, family, illness, injury, etc.....can't be 24 and ripped forever.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 22, 2011, 05:43:20 PM

hoes like any kind of man thrown at them pretty much, confidence and to the point and some laughs here and there
X2 is there a online course for comedians somewhere? I hear hoes like comedy...
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 22, 2011, 05:49:12 PM
You had Epic Leans back in the day Johnny Falcone!

You were once a great inspiration Daddy Waddy!

What happened?

I know, we all grow older and get new priorities.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on August 22, 2011, 07:44:47 PM
if youre happy, im happy!
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 22, 2011, 07:48:54 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/5f0t3o.jpg)

a body that gets respected and makes young girls horney. remember fellas if you want to be ripped, hoes will just think you are skinny and obsessing about your "diet". they want a big man with money that looks a little scary.

You honestly look like a present day Val Kimer.

(http://www.askactor.com/images/casts/United_States/17855/Val_Kilmer_17855_6.jpg)

Johnny, post those pictures of you in your study room, the ones where you seem captivated by something..

"1"
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Nirvana on August 22, 2011, 07:49:13 PM
superior african genetics
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: GigantorX on August 22, 2011, 07:58:20 PM
I was speaking for your self-respect, not in re to women.

If you're cool with it, and still getting the women you want, I guess I have to say more power to ya.

Watch the slide tho. I'm not sure of your age, but after 30, it's very easy to become obese, if you keep your younger eating habits. It's happened to quite a few of my friends.

Listen to garebear, Johnny. Once your cross the demarcation line of age it becomes harder and harder to maintain/gain muscle and keep the fat off AND be drug free while doing it....If you keep it up you will end up looking like BigGMan or some other sack of shit.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: wes mantooth on August 22, 2011, 08:02:32 PM
it is time for a getbig intervention....

I want jethro tull fail-can back!
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Marty Champions on August 22, 2011, 08:19:57 PM
superior african genetics

x2 YES many do not know i am originally from Africa
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: cephissus on August 22, 2011, 09:17:52 PM
its good too show humility this allows some weight off you trust me. it would suck killing yourself with steroids and endless workouts because you couldnt deal with some humility. You gotta be comfortable with yourself. IMO most here on this board are shy as fuck and will never come out of there egg shells personality-wise or picture-wise because they have eggshell personalities and need to be guided by someone like me giving them the tactics needed for a successful societal existance

:)

can you share some of your recent workouts with us falcon?
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Hulkotron on August 22, 2011, 09:20:03 PM
Johnny what sort of hoes have you been acquiring lately?
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Emmortal on August 22, 2011, 09:29:17 PM
its good too show humility this allows some weight off you trust me. it would suck killing yourself with steroids and endless workouts because you couldnt deal with some humility. You gotta be comfortable with yourself. IMO most here on this board are shy as fuck and will never come out of there egg shells personality-wise or picture-wise because they have eggshell personalities and need to be guided by someone like me giving them the tactics needed for a successful societal existance

Good to see you letting go of pride and opening up to humility.  First post I've read of yours that made any sense, which isn't a bad thing per se.  It's good to see you moving beyond the superficiality and narcisim of body worship.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: flinstones1 on August 22, 2011, 10:20:49 PM
Life catches up to everyone from time to time.....age, work, family, illness, injury, etc.....can't be 24 and ripped forever.


only if you let it
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: The True Adonis on August 22, 2011, 10:39:59 PM
Why are the lot of you acting as if Johnny is over the hill?  ???  I guarantee it would only take him around 12-16 weeks of 2000 calories straight through to look his most ripped if he so chose to do so.

He does what he wants. I still have seen few on here best him.  He could get ripped just by the work he does.  One thing you guys don`t realize about Johnny is just how gratifying his work really is once the finished project is complete.  If I ever need help with something, I will not hesitate to contact him as he does know his stuff when it comes to home improvements.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: whitewidow on August 22, 2011, 10:54:41 PM
isnt that roy nelson ufc fighter
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: titusisback on August 22, 2011, 11:24:06 PM
shit man, you looked amazing and at your height when ripped, I'm sure intimidating as hell. I guess now you look 'ok', with a shirt on but why gain so much fat - WHY?? Damn dude.. I don't get it.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 22, 2011, 11:27:04 PM
x2 YES many do not know i am originally from Africa
South Africa ?
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: jwb on August 23, 2011, 03:49:47 AM
Typical to gain a lot of weight after quitting stimulants.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Meso_z on August 23, 2011, 03:57:05 AM
Please set yourself on fire.

hope this helps.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: dj181 on August 23, 2011, 04:05:10 AM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/5f0t3o.jpg)

a body that gets respected and makes young girls horney. remember fellas if you want to be ripped, hoes will just think you are skinny and obsessing about your "diet". they want a big man with money that looks a little scary.

Twins?
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: WillGrant on August 23, 2011, 04:22:02 AM
Johnny looked awesome when he was Daddy Waddy - if I was to chooooose the look between the two it would be pre JF  :-\
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Man of Steel on August 23, 2011, 05:11:42 AM

only if you let it

Get knocked on your butt by sudden injury and then tell me how you didn't allow it.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: johnnynoname on August 23, 2011, 05:13:26 AM
the ultimate question is this: Johnny, are you getting laid?

If so, then there is no problem brother

plus, you're a cool guy...god bless you
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: WillGrant on August 23, 2011, 05:38:49 AM
JR you seem to have gone Ape ? ???
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Marty Champions on August 23, 2011, 07:01:52 AM
the ultimate question is this: Johnny, are you getting laid?

If so, then there is no problem brother

plus, you're a cool guy...god bless you

yes what these clowns down realize is all that matters if youre getting laid, dont have skin eruptions/asthma/sickness/weakness/loss of energy, and are in good general health
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: delta9mda on August 23, 2011, 09:14:39 AM
team lean face has died.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 23, 2011, 09:18:16 AM
yes what these clowns down realize is all that matters if youre getting laid, dont have skin eruptions/asthma/sickness/weakness/loss of energy, and are in good general health

the whole point of epic leanz is to get 18 year old hos and feels good.  if you are achieving this right now, then what's the point of leanz?  good for you man, hope you find a balance for overall physical health.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Thespritz0 on August 23, 2011, 09:40:38 AM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/5f0t3o.jpg)

a body that gets respected and makes young girls horney. remember fellas if you want to be ripped, hoes will just think you are skinny and obsessing about your "diet". they want a big man with money that looks a little scary.

^^
When do you start training?????
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: w8m8 on August 23, 2011, 11:45:59 AM

Johnny, post those pictures of you in your study room, the ones where you seem captivated by something..

"1"


I can't believe you don't have that photo saved
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: djcuuna on August 23, 2011, 11:52:57 AM
johnny stop you might explode .lol
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 23, 2011, 12:48:07 PM
Falcon is striving to overcome crazy hoes so probably a gain in fat content and cortizone release a battle.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Swede! on August 23, 2011, 01:24:12 PM
get to a studio and have some photos taken, then get shredded, and then take the "after" photos. And then sell them to supp companies and then get fat again
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Xerxes on August 23, 2011, 01:27:25 PM
Lots of hating on the Falcon going on,

He doesn't give a fuck, he has the greatest 6'6" natural physique on getbig and has been the Alpha male by default his whole life

don't underestimate this Caucasian man towering over you, he is at peace

he can do whatever the fuck he wants because he has true confidence
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 23, 2011, 01:28:32 PM
I can't believe you don't have that photo saved

I know, I know...

I'm sure my fellow cock historian NZmusclemonster has it saved not only on his hard drive, but also on his phone and GMAIL account.

Hopefully, he can help us out with that.

"1"
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: TrueGrit on August 23, 2011, 01:46:18 PM
The falcon is a man now, not a boy.

Nobody says shit to a big beast of man like that..and if he still gets the hoes...No problems.


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gNYOrmpnpFY/TLy1ltPLIDI/AAAAAAAAAG4/6-H6qhEKxOM/s1600/big_black+man+boobs.jpg)



Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: _bruce_ on August 23, 2011, 02:06:17 PM
Lots of muscle under the fat - enjoy your life.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Marty Champions on August 23, 2011, 02:08:20 PM
The falcon is a man now, not a boy.

Nobody says shit to a big beast of man like that..and if he still gets the hoes...No problems.


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gNYOrmpnpFY/TLy1ltPLIDI/AAAAAAAAAG4/6-H6qhEKxOM/s1600/big_black+man+boobs.jpg)





mmm love the skinny blonde teen , just karl koxed me off one
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 23, 2011, 08:02:27 PM
2012 around the corner.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Marty Champions on August 23, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
2012 around the corner.

imagine fuckin her in the ass after she just blew a load in the toilet then humilating her when you karl kox one off on her face
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 23, 2011, 08:08:45 PM
imagine fuckin her in the ass after she just blew a load in the toilet then humilating her when you karl kox one off on her face
Clearly a outstanding idea.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: RC Money on August 23, 2011, 10:39:32 PM
Perhaps being a leaner more visually muscular person is better for body buiding purposes, but with the same strength and more weight behind it you have a more formidable real world physique that can better handle conflict granted the muscle and conditioning under is still equal. Plus I am sure that a person who has been very ripped in the past is capable of relatively easily reattaining such form.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: deadz on August 23, 2011, 10:50:46 PM
Lots of hating on the Falcon going on,

He doesn't give a fuck, he has the greatest 6'6" natural physique on getbig and has been the Alpha male by default his whole life

don't underestimate this Caucasian man towering over you, he is at peace

he can do whatever the fuck he wants because he has true confidence
Alphas don't date nasty meth heads who steal from them. Beta better suits the Failcan.
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: RC Money on August 23, 2011, 11:00:37 PM
2:15 - 3:20 APHA MALE

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Post by: bigbobs on August 23, 2011, 11:05:08 PM
Looking good Johny!  You are starting to motivate me to go back to my old heavier form.

Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: WillGrant on August 23, 2011, 11:26:13 PM
Looking good Johny!  You are starting to motivate me to go back to my old heavier form.


You look better leaner though  ???
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: flinstones1 on August 28, 2011, 03:46:23 PM
You honestly look like a present day Val Kimer.

(http://www.askactor.com/images/casts/United_States/17855/Val_Kilmer_17855_6.jpg)

Johnny, post those pictures of you in your study room, the ones where you seem captivated by something..

"1"


its a shame. Val was a rediclously handsome guy in his prime, damn good actor too! ghost and the darkness was a masterpiece .
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Radical Plato on August 28, 2011, 03:58:32 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/5f0t3o.jpg)

a body that gets respected and makes young girls horney. remember fellas if you want to be ripped, hoes will just think you are skinny and obsessing about your "diet". they want a big man with money that looks a little scary.
From Wikipedia
Bears tend to have hairy bodies and facial hair; some are heavy-set or muscular; some project an image of rugged masculinity in their grooming and appearance, though none of these are requirements or unique indicators. Some bears place importance on presenting a hypermasculine image and may shun interaction with, and even disdain, men who exhibit effeminacy.[1] The bear concept can function as an identity, an affiliation, and an ideal to live up to, and there is ongoing debate in bear communities about what constitutes a bear, however a consensus exists that inclusion is an important part of the bear community.[2][3]

Bears are almost always gay
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Post by: tbombz on August 28, 2011, 04:03:30 PM
2:15 - 3:20 APHA MALE


  ;D rampage is a funny dude
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: mesmorph78 on August 28, 2011, 04:06:36 PM

only if you let it
agreed genetics also play a big factor
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Radical Plato on August 28, 2011, 04:08:22 PM
I love rampage, I am still laughing when Rampage says "you got crabs in your facial hair man" - funny dude all the way
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Post by: Primemuscle on August 28, 2011, 04:09:30 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/5f0t3o.jpg)

a body that gets respected and makes young girls horney. remember fellas if you want to be ripped, hoes will just think you are skinny and obsessing about your "diet". they want a big man with money that looks a little scary.

I'll give you some credit for having the guts (literally) to post this photo of yourself. Glad you're happy and still getting laid, man. I've seen you look better....but, looking good isn't everything I guess. Hope you are healthier than you look here though. Being the health nut you are, I am sure you know that you are carrying a little too much fat weight for good health. If you keep going this way, can you imagine what you'll be like when your middle aged? I don't want to be negative here, but you did look healthier when you were leaner.
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Post by: Radical Plato on August 28, 2011, 04:16:45 PM
I love rampage, I am still laughing when Rampage says "you got crabs in your facial hair man" - funny dude all the way
Just finished watching the whole thing, that was a great funny interview. Rampage is the man
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Post by: Radical Plato on August 28, 2011, 09:36:27 PM
Update - Got plenty of responses from my photo - found myself a good bear - this is the last pic I will post for a while - I am off to the woods with my bear - Groowwwwlllll  !
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 28, 2011, 11:17:20 PM
You had Epic Leans back in the day Johnny Falcone!

You were once a great inspiration Daddy Waddy!

What happened?

I know, we all grow older and get new priorities.

Any particular reason for this Sir Johnay Falcon? Why the change of perspective, diet and training-regimen?
Title: Re: Why train why diet why juice when you can look like me 285
Post by: Marty Champions on August 29, 2011, 04:50:18 AM
I'll give you some credit for having the guts (literally) to post this photo of yourself. Glad you're happy and still getting laid, man. I've seen you look better....but, looking good isn't everything I guess. Hope you are healthier than you look here though. Being the health nut you are, I am sure you know that you are carrying a little too much fat weight for good health. If you keep going this way, can you imagine what you'll be like when your middle aged? I don't want to be negative here, but you did look healthier when you were leaner.

you do realize carrying some excess bodyweight is the same as carrying some ankle weights right broseph?
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Post by: RC Money on August 29, 2011, 11:50:49 AM
I love rampage, I am still laughing when Rampage says "you got crabs in your facial hair man" - funny dude all the way
There's a few more interviews around the same time with Page about Ariel and they are all comedy gold.