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Title: The 101 Good Things About Bodybuilding Has Been Completed
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 27, 2011, 11:51:55 AM
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Myself, Special Ed, Blockhead, Billy Guns, Overload, Gordiano, FlexingtonSteele, Corland, Fatland, CountryGirlIFBB.


Here are some of the best ones.


58. BODYBUILDING IS GOOD because even if you have no scruples, morals, ethics, or sense of fair play...there's still a job for you at the judges table.  

75.  BODYBUILDING IS GOOD BECAUSE the words nutritionist, guru, personal trainer, fitness consultant, bodybuilding expert, training partner, steroid dealer, snake oil salesman, and con artist are pretty much the same job.

68.  BODYBUILDING IS GOOD BECAUSE you can get neither money or supplements but travel around the country and work a booth on your own dime and you "might become a Species Endorsed Athlete"

69.  BODYBUILDING IS GOOD BECAUSE the icebox machine is never too far away from the hotel room

83. BODYBUILDING IS GOOD BECAUSE its rigorous demands of scheduling fit perfectly with a bodybuilder's anal retentiveness...except when those 400 grams of protein and 8,000 calories are causing ANAL EXPLOSIVENESS...in which case it's a good thing your wife brought plenty of towels along to wipe your ass.


88.  BODYBUILDING IS GREAT BECAUSE............you can turn any garage and some Wesson Canola Oil into a major steroid manufacturing operation.


5. Bbing is good, especially in women.....it brings out their full femininity.


9. BODYBUILDING IS GOOD because having a muscular body is a great way to meet women...especially since it conveniently makes up for having no job, no education, no bank account and no future prospects.  


 



Omitted:

Bodybuilding is great because......if you added trees and some vines on stage you could film a Tarzan Movie

Bodybuilding is great because......its the only sport where you're called a professional athlete and you're treated like a 2 dollar whore....without the 2 dollars.



Plenty more available at you know where
Title: Re: The 101 Good Things About Bodybuilding Has Been Completed
Post by: HTexan on August 27, 2011, 11:53:00 AM
STFU spammer
Title: Re: The 101 Good Things About Bodybuilding Has Been Completed
Post by: Hulkotron on August 27, 2011, 01:12:07 PM
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 27, 2011, 11:51:55 AM
Contributors:

Myself, Special Ed, Blockhead, Billy Guns, Overload, Gordiano, FlexingtonSteele, Corland, Fatland, CountryGirlIFBB.


This crew would rack up the hardware at the Special Olympics.
Title: Re: The 101 Good Things About Bodybuilding Has Been Completed
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on August 27, 2011, 06:39:46 PM
Shove that list up your ass.
Title: Re: The 101 Good Things About Bodybuilding Has Been Completed
Post by: Army of One on August 27, 2011, 06:44:35 PM
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 27, 2011, 11:51:55 AM
Contributors:


83. except when those 400 grams of protein and 8,000 calories are causing ANAL EXPLOSIVENESS.



In your case Id look at other lifestyle choices before calories for the answer to this medical query
Title: Re: The 101 Good Things About Bodybuilding Has Been Completed
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 28, 2011, 01:35:46 AM
Quote from: Hulkotron on August 27, 2011, 01:12:07 PM
This crew would rack up the hardware at the Special Olympics.
hahahaha   ;D

But I feel sorry for Vince.....