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Title: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 28, 2011, 07:38:51 PM
Because he's my childhood hero and the Angels are losing to Texas..lol. I'm a huge Angels fan.....exept when they play Texas!
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Mr. Magoo on August 28, 2011, 07:39:46 PM
i was expecting a pic  >:(

 :D
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: calfzilla on August 28, 2011, 07:40:48 PM
Divorce #4 will be here soon.  :'(
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: WillGrant on August 28, 2011, 07:41:59 PM
Does she know of your past and licking of the soapy studs balls ?  :D
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Doug_Steele on August 28, 2011, 07:46:20 PM
Divorce #4 will be here soon.  :'(


Greg Oden will be the cause.  :-\
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Army of One on August 28, 2011, 07:50:21 PM
Why, did you tell her that you licked Bill Pearls balls as a kid?
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 28, 2011, 07:51:53 PM
AOO...wanna take bets on how it would take to get you're gimmick ass kicked off here?
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Army of One on August 28, 2011, 07:54:52 PM
AOO...wanna take bets on how it would take to get you're gimmick ass kicked off here?

In English?
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 28, 2011, 08:01:28 PM
"Your" is that better? (As if it made a difference)
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Mr. Magoo on August 28, 2011, 08:02:56 PM
"Your" is that better? (As if it made a difference)

yes, that's the only grammar mistake you made in that sentence....
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 28, 2011, 08:06:00 PM
Because he's my childhood hero and the Angels are losing to Texas..lol. I'm a huge Angels fan.....exept when they play Texas!

That's a woman with fine taste.  There is nothing wrong with voluntarily licking Nolan Ryan's balls.  I'm sure they are quite taut in texture due to his age and probably salty in taste.

Let us know if you have any luck with that and, if so, share the wealth!

"1"
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: che on August 28, 2011, 08:10:12 PM
"Your" is that better? (As if it made a difference)


Learn the rule: your / you're

Your is a possessive adjective, indicating ownership of something
        That is your sock.
        Where is your potato?
You're is a contraction (combination) of you and are
        Do you know what you're doing?
        You're stupid.


The two are not interchangeable. Getting it wrong makes you look stupid. And ugly.




Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Skeletor on August 28, 2011, 08:11:45 PM
Sounds like the wife is the man in the house..
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 28, 2011, 08:14:17 PM
"1" Bobby Valintine was talking about when Nolan Ryan beat the shit out of Robin Ventura and I told her "see, thats a bad ass old man" that's when she said "why don't you just lick his balls" haha.
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Army of One on August 28, 2011, 08:14:44 PM
Sounds like the wife is the man in the house..

HAHA, he likes his wife to mount him with a strapon while he calls her "William", ever since she has treated him like the dwarven bitch he is  ;D And Coach don't act like you have any power here, you are just a guy who charges people money so you can watch them do ludicrous "exercises" that they could easily do alone.
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Nails on August 28, 2011, 08:21:45 PM
Did you robin Ventura her?
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Doug_Steele on August 28, 2011, 08:24:24 PM
(http://p.twimg.com/AX-TM1sCIAAXMi9.jpg)
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 28, 2011, 08:41:34 PM
"1" Bobby Valintine was talking about when Nolan Ryan beat the shit out of Robin Ventura and I told her "see, thats a bad ass old man" that's when she said "why don't you just lick his balls" haha.

Nolan Ryan is/was one of the greats.  Growing up, my old man and I used to watch baseball everyday in our household.

As a kid, I used to collect baseball cards and still have my Nolan Ryan Topps rookie card from 1968.  I keep watching for its value to increase.  Last I heard, it was valued at $1500, not too shabby, but I know he is worth more.

"1"
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Doug_Steele on August 28, 2011, 08:45:13 PM
Nolan Ryan is/was one of the greats.  Growing up, my old man and I used to watch baseball everyday in our household.

As a kid, I used to collect baseball cards and still have my Nolan Ryan Topps rookie card from 1968.  I keep watching for its value to increase.  Last I heard, it was valued at $1500, not too shabby, but I know he is worth more.

"1"

Is this the very same old man who called you a fag as he spoke his last words?  :-\ He did not seem like a supportive father.  :-\
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 28, 2011, 08:48:41 PM
Is this the very same old man who called you a fag as he spoke his last words?  :-\ He did not seem like a supportive father.  :-\

Doug,

You didn't catch the punchline to that joke did you stud?

"1"
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Rambone on August 28, 2011, 08:51:22 PM
i was expecting a pic  >:(

 :D

here's robin ventura trying to give him head
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41h2%2BkxO32L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

here's another one with ventura taking it in the pooper
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/198/772/Nolan-Ryan-Ventura-Fight_crop_650x440.jpg?1313553880)


Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on August 28, 2011, 08:52:03 PM
HAHA, he likes his wife to mount him with a strapon while he calls her "William", ever since she has treated him like the dwarven bitch he is  ;D And Coach don't act like you have any power here, you are just a guy who charges people money so you can watch them do ludicrous "exercises" that they could easily do alone.


:O :O :O
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Doug_Steele on August 28, 2011, 08:52:35 PM
Doug,

You didn't catch the punchline to that joke did you stud?

"1"

I did. Yesir. I was just busting your balls.  :D
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 28, 2011, 08:53:54 PM
I did. Yesir. I was just busting your balls.  :D

Stop teasing!

 :P

"1"
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on August 28, 2011, 09:03:16 PM
Odd . . . It dawned on THE BEEF tonight that THE BEEF's cock did not get enough fresh air. So, in the hurricane winds which are upon us, THE BEEF stood in THE BEEF's back yard and pulled THE BEEF's cock and balls out of THE BEEF's pants and drank beer for two hours. THE BEEF's cock flapped about in the wind and feels like a brand new refreshed cock. THE BEEF highly recommends this.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Straw Man on August 28, 2011, 09:25:12 PM
Because he's my childhood hero and the Angels are losing to Texas..lol. I'm a huge Angels fan.....exept when they play Texas!

why did you feel compelled to share that

looking for encouragement?
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 28, 2011, 09:34:06 PM
Here's a question straw, every person and gimmick on here posts up random bullshit but when i do it I get called out? Fuck yourself!
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Straw Man on August 28, 2011, 09:34:58 PM
Here's a question straw, every person and gimmick on here posts up random bullshit but when i do it I get called out? Fuck yourself!

what are you talking about

you post random bullshit all the time
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 28, 2011, 09:37:27 PM
Please, i'm the least of the people on here who post up random bullshit. Now answer the question.
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: WillGrant on August 28, 2011, 09:37:57 PM
Odd . . . It dawned on THE BEEF tonight that THE BEEF's cock did not get enough fresh air. So, in the hurricane winds which are upon us, THE BEEF stood in THE BEEF's back yard and pulled THE BEEF's cock and balls out of THE BEEF's pants and drank beer for two hours. THE BEEF's cock flapped about in the wind and feels like a brand new refreshed cock. THE BEEF highly recommends this.

THE BEEF
;D
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 28, 2011, 09:42:52 PM
Still waiting for an answer strawman...is it because I dont suck YOUR presidents d**k like you do?
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Doug_Steele on August 28, 2011, 09:44:15 PM
Still waiting for an answer strawman...is it because I dont suck YOUR presidents d**k like you do?

Strawman wants Obama to get Four more years?  ??? ??? #DAMN
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Straw Man on August 28, 2011, 09:59:42 PM
Please, i'm the least of the people on here who post up random bullshit. Now answer the question.

the answer is yes

Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: biff on August 29, 2011, 07:09:32 PM
coach is gonna be a full on cuckold within a month
Title: Re: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls
Post by: Straw Man on August 29, 2011, 07:29:58 PM
coach is gonna be a full on cuckold within a month

LOL