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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Don_Dada on August 30, 2011, 07:48:15 AM
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Glutes = ROUND
She has a small waist, a nice face too, sexy voice... But... But..
When we were speaking, one of the first things I noticed was she had a big scab on her lower lip. I guessing it's a herpes infection. I dont get cold sores; and I would rather not ever get one. I think that I, sooner or later, would be exposing myself to oral herpes I if I dated this girl.
What would you guys do? I have a feeling she will be calling me later today. Thanks.
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Glutes = ROUND
She has a small waist, a nice face too, sexy voice... But... But..
When we were speaking, one of the first things I noticed was she had a big scab on her lower lip. I guessing it's a herpes infection. I dont get cold sores; and I would rather not ever get one. I think that I, sooner or later, would be exposing myself to oral herpes I if I dated this girl.
What would you guys do? I have a feeling she will be calling me later today. Thanks.
She prolly give good head, and put her mouth on some "rusty" pipe...
Don't answer the call...or you too can have the "gift that keeps on giving"
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Thanks Gangsta Gangsta
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Why did you even give the herpes infested slut your number.
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Why did you even give the herpes infested slut your number.
Honestly, I didnt want to be rude. She asked for it, and I didnt want to diss her.
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Honestly, I didnt want to be rude. She asked for it, and I didnt want to diss her.
Fake number next time.
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I see you met one of my conquests.
Cold sores suck. Be so sorry, busy.
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Fake number next time.
yup
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tell her she's worth a nut, but you are against intimacy so there will be no mouth contact. This will let her retain her pride, and complete the lie for both of you.
Then, take her someplace, bend her over in teh back of your vehicle, pound the brown, go in the bar, order a shot of vodka and cover your genitals with it in the restroom. Then duck out the back door and leave her at the bar alone.
Some other dude will take her home. Problem solved. You conquered her anally, which is the goal of all men. you got away clean. She'll always see you as an asshole, ensuring she stays away but all her friends want you.
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tell her she's worth a nut, but you are against intimacy so there will be no mouth contact. This will let her retain her pride, and complete the lie for both of you.
Then, take her someplace, bend her over in teh back of your vehicle, pound the brown, go in the bar, order a shot of vodka and cover your genitals with it in the restroom. Then duck out the back door and leave her at the bar alone.
Some other dude will take her home. Problem solved. You conquered her anally, which is the goal of all men. you got away clean. She'll always see you as an asshole, ensuring she stays away but all her friends want you.
Qft except for the poop dick.
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Qft except for the poop dick.
Rubber. And vodka. and you smear it on her blouse, that shit should be protocol, brougham.
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u know the drill....pics or it didnt happen
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Rubber. And vodka. and you smear it on her blouse, that shit should be protocol, brougham.
is this a bar hookup or a fitness expo you're talking about?
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dont be such a picky, criticizing bitch.. fat ass, tiny waist, nice face, sexy voice.... but , OH NOOOOOZZZ!!! she got a scab on her lip!!!
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dumb fuck.
your like a seinfeld character
oh well, more for us guys who dont give a fuck about little imperfections
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If it's an active oral herpes simplex you can get genital herpes from it for sure, even though it's usually a different strain. You don't want that. You keep it for life.
Take a cold shower or run away. Not kidding.
Says Dr Dutch...
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Why dont you get some balls and ask her about it? just a thought. Maybe she is a cage fighter and got a fat lip. Maybe she's an oil wrestler, or she could even be a getbigger.
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u know the drill....pics or it didnt happen
LoL
Yeah just ask her in a semi joking-investigative manner, doubt she would approach a dude with legit herpes on her face.. or just fuck her with a rubber and don't worry about it 8)
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;D
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tell her she's worth a nut, but you are against intimacy so there will be no mouth contact. This will let her retain her pride, and complete the lie for both of you.
Then, take her someplace, bend her over in teh back of your vehicle, pound the brown, go in the bar, order a shot of vodka and cover your genitals with it in the restroom. Then duck out the back door and leave her at the bar alone.
Make sure you run a tab and stick her with it.
Some other dude will take her home. Problem solved. You conquered her anally, which is the goal of all men. you got away clean. She'll always see you as an asshole, ensuring she stays away but all her friends want you.
Fixed.
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;D
Proctologist? ;D ;D
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Take a DNA swab from her, get it run through the local DNA Heritage center, find her closest female relative, perform some surprise sex = profit?